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Chapter 109 You Are My Uncle

Five people and five bowls filled with them.

Mao Shiba asked, who started first?

I said come on, let’s start with us. But before drinking, I will drink three of you, and you will drink three of me. This cycle will make anyone who drinks it and call each other uncle when they meet.

The three heroes of Kanto looked at each other and smiled at each other, saying a word was certain.

At the beginning, the three masters of Guandong secretly put sweat pills into our bowls. I drank three cups in a row, but my face was still unchanged. I thought to myself that you don’t know that I have taken Huoxiang Zhengqi Pills from the Murong family long ago, and I will never invade all poisons.

Seeing that I was drinking without reaction, Hong Liu kept winking at Mao Shiba. Mao Shiba said that his grandmother would not buy fake medicine, right? Is this a brand of Tongrentang?

I asked Liu Qingfeng to fill the three of them and said, "Try our laxatives." Liu Qingfeng added spoonfuls of laxatives to the wine. I said, "You're wasting your time, and you just got half a pound of laxatives in it." Three bowls of wine turned into paste.

Mao Shiba said angrily, we agreed to drink alcohol, not porridge, how can we drink this? Let's dig it with a spoon?

I said why do you talk so much nonsense? I will eat your sweating pills even if you do it.

Hong Liu said I appreciate your life-desperate spirit. As he said that, he brought it to the chopping board, poured the sweat medicine on it, and made it into a half-pound big pill with wine.

I asked Liu Qingfeng to find some radish pickles for me and ate them bit by bit. Then I smacked my lips and said, please, please, three of you!

Seeing that the three masters of Kanto were reluctant, they drank three bowls of wine porridge with a spoon.

After a while, I pretended to be dizzy and said I couldn't do it. Then I used the excuse of going back to my room to sleep, and locked the hut at the stern of the boat.

Pup puff puff, the boat started to smell bad, and there were screams and scoldings outside, "Oh, damn, who locked the cottage?"

Liu Qingfeng laughed outside: In the future, don’t go to those small shops. I’ll be sure, Ha Medicine Factory No. 6, constipation macaroni. Let you be worry-free!

For three consecutive days, the three heroes of Guandong rarely went out. They occasionally met on the boat, and their eyes were full of anger. Once, Mao Shiba wanted to attack us, but was scared back by me: Yangzhou, the salt gang, Cheng Huaixiu, the sweat medicine, the glory and wealth.

On the afternoon of that day, Yundahao arrived in Yangzhou. Nangong Yuchan and Xiao Taozi and his daughter came to say goodbye to us. They had a relative in Yangzhou who wanted to stay there for two days first, saying that thanks to our care throughout the journey, if they had the opportunity to visit Qiantang, they would visit their house.

As soon as the two mothers and daughters left, the three masters of Guandong also got off the boat. Only then did I realize that the three of them were not trying to make ill plans on the boat, but followed Nangong and her daughter along the way. I discussed with Liu Qingfeng and asked him to go to Jinling first. I met him by land, used his light skills, and followed him.

The mother and daughter were not leaving quickly. Although these mother and daughter obviously did not know martial arts, the three heroes of Guandong did not take action rashly, which surprised me a little. After walking ten miles, Mao Shiba separated from the two, probably to contact the members of the Salt Gang. At night, the mother and daughter came to the City God Temple outside Yangzhou City and suddenly stopped.

Nangong Yuchan's face turned cold, turned to Hong Liu, Tu San looked at him, and the two were so scared that they shivered and actually fell to the ground. Nangong Yuchan rose and fell a few times and came to the front of them. I was also shocked. Nangong Yuchan was so powerful in martial arts? Even I took a look away.

The three of you have been with you all the way, why not come and have a cup of hot wine together? Hong Liu, Tu San waved his hand quickly and said, "Don't be thirsty, don't be thirsty, aunt, spare your life!"

Xiao Taozi also seemed to have changed someone else, and walked over slowly and said coldly, "You little little guys are quarreling like flies along the way, which makes me disturb the Lord of the Palace. I wanted to send you to see God with one knife, but I was too lazy to dirty my hands. Tell me, who instructed you?

Hong Liu's voice trembled and he stammered, "Auntie, our three ghosts in the Guandong are death row prisoners in the Ministry of Justice. The Minister of Justice, Lord Song, found us one day and asked us to follow our two aunts to Yangzhou City. At that time, the salt gang will respond to us and keep our two grandmas in Yangzhou. Lord Song only said that we should follow you and not alert the snake. We don't know anything about the rest."

Xiao Taozi said, OK, then we will wait for the members of the Salt Gang to come here. I want to see if they can leave this palace in Yangzhou.

Ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping in my heart. I was so good at being a good man. I was afraid that this "mother and daughter" would be unexpected. Just looking at Nangong Yuchan's skill in hiding his energy is not something that I can compare with. That little Taozi was not like an innocent little girl at this time. The few words just now were like the tone of an old witch in her forties or fifties.

At this time, he heard a dozen horses galloping in the distance. It seemed that they were from the local gangsters. The one who led the way was Mao Shiba who left in the afternoon. When Mao Shiba saw this scene, he said, "Brother, Second Brother, why are you kneeling down?" As soon as he finished speaking, Mao Shiba ate shit and fell off the horse.

Cheng Huaixiu, the leader of the Salt Gang, heard that Tianshan Children's Milk was visiting and led the gang members to ask for advice.

Tianshan children's milk? The legendary practice of practicing the eight wilderness and six worlds is the only one who is the only one who is the best, a beautiful girl with frozen face, and a perfectly reversal of Tianshan children's milk Lin Zhiling? This old monster is almost seventy or eighty years old, right? I saw her records in Xiaosheng's Jianghu Anecdotes before, but she was far west of Xiliang, so why did she come to the Central Plains?

Xiao Taozi said, ask for advice? What do you want to ask for advice?

Cheng Huaixiu said that he had heard that my grandmother had a skill in maintaining her face and was well maintained. I don’t know what secrets could she teach her? I have dry skin and haggard face recently. I hope my grandmother will stay in Yangzhou for a few more days and give her some advice.

Xiao Taozi smiled, took out a box from her arms, and said: A real good mask for conscience, detoxification, whitening, rejuvenation, hydration, moisturizing and awakening skin, ice-cold repair, inhibit melanin, and lighten acne marks. A real silk mask is safe, free from hormones and no dependence, does not contain lead and mercury, and does not exceed the standard, so don’t say it is expensive. I only make high-end masks!

Cheng Huaixiu was a little moved and asked, what are the conditions for joining? A gang member later reminded him, "The leader, talk about the important matter!"

Cheng Huaixiu drew out his sword and said, "You still don't have the mask, don't you, hand over the key to the Secret Palace?"

Xiao Taozi put the mask in her arms and sneered, "Just you, want the key to the Secret Palace?" Cheng Huaixiu said, "Let's set up a formation!" More than a dozen people jumped off their horses, pulled out their swords, and surrounded the two of them in the center."

When Hong Liu and Tu San saw their accomplices, they also had the confidence, got up and prepared to take action.

Xiao Taozi said, Yuchan, I’ll leave this here to you.

Nangong Yuchan drew out his long sword, turned around and attacked left and right, and used less than three moves, and more than a dozen people were lying underground. Cheng Huaixiu said, Grandma, I'm just kidding you. I've prepared some dishes in the gang, why not go back and have a few drinks?

Xiao Taozi tilted her head and asked, "Is there any sweating pill?" Cheng Huaixiu's face froze and said awkwardly, "The Salt Gang has more than 30 sweating pills, I wonder which one do you want?"

Xiao Taozi said, "The one who wants you to die." With a wave of your hands, a cold light flashed by, and everyone in the Salt Gang and the three heroes of Guanzhong were all killed.

Nangong Yuchan said, "Prince, it is not advisable to stay here for a long time, so we should go to the city."

Xiao Taozi walked towards me, and I had to show up. Xiao Taozi shouted, Uncle Sanguan!
Chapter completed!
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