Chapter 160 Schr?dinger's Cat Shit Coffee
After Zhu Qiyi ordered the dishes, he began to touch the woman in purple. I wondered if the information was not said that Zhu Qiyi was not good at women? It seems that the intelligence work of the Dezhou sub-district was not very good.
Zhu Qiyi is worthy of being the number one playboy, and he does not avoid being a lie. He is a lewd man. He has the same father as his son! At the night banquet in the palace, Zhu Kuaibo was slandered and involved in pornography by King Zhu Leshi of Shu. There is probably no reason.
A thought flashed through my mind: Leishi is made of potatoes, and potatoes are also directly competitive with Kuaibo, and Qiyi in business. It seems that the truth is like this.
When I was drinking, a follower around me used a silver needle to test the poison, and then he took it up after no problem. It seemed that using the poison method would not work.
Zhu Qiyi reached out to greet the woman and sat together, and the woman in purple lay down in his arms in a delicate manner.
Suddenly a cold light flashed, the woman suddenly rose up, and a dagger stabbed Zhu Qiyi in front of the chest.
Zhu Qiyi couldn't dodge and was stabbed directly.
It turned out that I was a fellow traveler. I looked at the woman in purple. If you succeed, wouldn’t you worry about me?
With a tingling sound, the dagger could not penetrate the slightest. It was probably because Zhu Qiyi was wearing soft golden silk armor. Of course, it was not surprising that the only son of King Qi, had at least six magical outfits.
Two guards arrived quietly, and the woman stretched out her left hand to stab Zhu Qiyi, and her left arm was cut off. Her right hand reached out to grab Zhu Qiyi, and her right arm was cut off.
Zhu Qiyi sneered, "You want to kill me?" I'm afraid I'm still a little younger."
The woman in purple had a resentful face and said: Zhu Qiyi, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon in the name of the Stray Cat Association!
He opened his mouth and shot a silver needle, and shot at Zhu Qiyi's face.
A light flashed by, and the woman in purple head fell to the ground.
Zhu Qiyi looked at the blood on the ground and didn't care at all. He asked everyone to continue eating, but he didn't know why they still had an appetite. It seemed that the people in the Qi Palace had different tastes.
As soon as I sat down, a man shouted on the street from the opposite side, "The traitor died!"
A large iron ball of more than 100 kilograms shot from the opposite side, smashing it at Zhu Qiyi with a whistle and loud noise.
Zhu Qiyi's face did not change and reached out to grab a chicken leg. The iron ball was filled with thunderous momentum. If it was hit, it would be strange if Zhu Qiyi didn't become a meat paste.
But I saw a figure flashing by in front of Zhu Qiyi, and the iron ball was one meter away from him, and the old man was designated in the air. This internal force was really great.
A scream came from the opposite side, and the man who threw the iron ball was killed by a master hiding in the dark.
A guard next to him said, Your Highness, this is the 137th assassination this year.
Zhu Qiyi sighed, and there were just a few moves back and forth, without even a few fresh tricks.
I took a breath of air conditioning when I heard this. Didn’t Zhu Runze and Meng Heitan cheat me? At this moment, I found that I was not alone on the way to kill Zhu Qiyi.
Bang, I was excited in my hand and the tea cup fell to the ground and broke.
Everyone looked at me. When the drama in the world was in trouble, I was good at doing things and bad by acting. I pretended to be panicked, shouted that I was killing people, and fled out of the restaurant in a panic.
In May of the seventh year of Kaitai, I joined the army that assassinated the prince of Qi.
I decided to modify the assassination plan. When I returned to the satin shop, I saw Xie Delong and Meichuan Neiku eating roasted chicken. I was so angry that I cursed. I was fighting hard outside, but you actually secretly ate me with meat! Now we are in a meeting!
The three of us held a meeting for a day and studied various successful and failed cases since ancient times. We found that all the famous assassins died in the end.
Jing Ke assassinated Qin, Jing Ke died. Zhuanzhu killed Wang Liao, Zhuanzhu died. Tom Cruise killed Hitler, and Tom died. The truly successful assassin was after killing the target, and in the human world.
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) evaporates, such as the murderer who killed Kennedy.
The next day, I led Dezhou City with Qin Sanguan's official position. In this way, even if something happens in the future, the government will not find me. What a perfect absent proof.
After walking five or six miles, I changed into a new mask and returned to Dezhou with a fake identity prepared by Xie Delong.
Qin Shun is a medicinal material dealer. He rented a warehouse outside the city and hired Meichuan Neiku to guard the warehouse for me. Every one or two days, I have to go to the warehouse outside the city.
After a while, red envelopes opened the way, and wine and meat were first, becoming good brothers with the soldiers guarding the city gate. After all, when doing business, the warehouse is outside the city, you have to ask all the officials to take care of them? Of course, all the money was paid by Xie Delong. As for whether he had taken the opportunity to make money, I wouldn't care.
I don’t want to be Jing Ke, who is famous in history. No matter whether he succeeds or fails, he will prepare for a way out first.
To assassinate Zhu Qiyi, you must get close to him, and you cannot be suspected after the assassination. There are many masters beside Zhu Qiyi, and assassinate with force, unless I have the strength to be in Moming Lake, this is basically denied.
Didn’t Zhu Qiyi like to abuse cats? Then let’s just follow his preferences. A few days later, I opened a Wanmao Tower in Desheng Street, the most prosperous Dezhou Prefecture under the name of Liu Dahai.
Wanmaolou is a pet store. I hired two guys to manage the store and asked Xie Delong and Meichuan Neiku to collect wild cats and stray cats everywhere. A cat of 50 liters was collected, and nearly 9,000 were collected in less than ten days. More than 9,000 cats were placed in the warehouse. At night, tens of thousands of cats were ringing together, which was very lively.
Sure enough, not long after, Zhu Qiyi came to the door. As the shopkeeper of Wanmaolou, I naturally served him well. Zhu Qiyi was generous in making moves. He got more than ten cats at a time and took them to the backyard room and killed them cruelly. I doubt whether this guy was perverted. No, I can be sure that this guy was perverted and got pleasure from this kind of abuse.
But every time Zhu Qiyi comes, there are experts around him and there is no chance to take action. After a while, no one is killed, but he makes a lot of money. Xie Delong even wants to change his career.
The action was not going well, which made me very worried. But ten days later, good news came from Neiku, Meichuan.
Meichuan said: Sir, it’s successful!
I saw him holding a ball of black and smelly stuff in his hand, covering his mouth and asked, "What is this?"
Meichuan said, I just developed cat shit coffee! cat shit coffee, people drink, good to drink, cats drink, and spring!
I was so angry that I was so angry that I was going to do what you want to open Starbucks?
Meichuan took me to the backyard, got about a dozen cats, gave me coffee, and then said, "Give me some more drinks, cats attack me!"
I pointed at him and you try it! Meichuan refused, so I took out the supervision token and threatened him. If he didn't do it, he would deduct his assessment points and reduce his performance by half. Meichuan was reluctant to drink it.
Within a few minutes, the smell of cat shit coffee was emitted, and the more than ten cats rushed towards Meichuan like crazy, and opened their mouths and bit Meichuan.
Meichuan was about to fight back, but I stopped him, "Aren't you a ninja?" I endure it!
Meichuan was bitten by a cat and was injured all over. It seemed that the attack effect was pretty good. I said it was OK. Meichuan knocked dozens of cats out and threw them back into the cage.
Not bad, not bad! Make more and send it to the Qi Palace!
Sure enough, this cat shit coffee has a strong smell and excellent refreshing effect. It is very popular in the Qi Palace. Zhu Qiyi is still happy with it, so I asked Meichuan to continue supplying it.
Half a month later, I felt that the time had come, so I sent a letter to the Qi Palace, saying that the cat abuse conference would be held on the fifth day of June. At that time, all the cat abuse experts from Dezhou Prefecture were invited to come and ask the Prince to come down as a guest. When Zhu Qiyi heard that it would be fresh, he happily agreed.
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) On the fourth day of the month, I went outside the city in the name of Qin Shun. That night, I invited several guards from the city gate to have a meal, and then told them that I would make some fresh things tomorrow and continue to treat them tonight.
On the fifth day of June, I asked Meichuan to increase the dose of cat poop coffee to feed the cat. Not long after, the group of wild cats and stray cats started to scream, and the sound came out hundreds of meters.
At noon, all kinds of rogues and gangsters in Dezhou City came to Wanmao Tower. The invitation letter I sent out before said that this cat abuse conference was hosted by His Highness Zhu Qiyi, the Crown Prince of Qi, and several awards were established, including 10 taels of silver for the first prize, 5 taels of silver for the second prize, and various commemorative awards. The lower-ranking blokes in Dezhou City were basically here.
Zhu Qiyi came to Wanmaolou, and we hurriedly welcomed him out. His Royal Highness personally attended the cat abuse conference. Our Wanmaolou was full of glory!
Zhu Qiyi laughed, Wanmaolou? Cat abuse conference, it is only you who know the prince’s hobbies that come up with such bad ideas. It would be strange if you put it elsewhere and not be sued by the stray cat association. However, this prince likes it!
I smiled and bowed, "Your Highness the Crown Prince is half of the sky of the people of Dezhou Prefecture. Unless the sky collapses, who dares to touch our Wanmao Tower?"
I quickly let me go into the inner hall and ordered the servants to make coffee. I respectfully said that this is our newly produced top-quality cat shit coffee. I also asked His Royal Highness to taste it.
A guard next to him took out a silver needle to test it and nodded. Zhu Qiyi took a sip and thought it tasted good. He said, "Go a few more cups!"
I thought to myself, I would drink hard, and I will make you feel good after a while. But I said, there is a reluctance to ask this cat abuse conference. I hope Your Highness can appreciate his face?
Zhu Qi made coffee with artwork, as if nothing had happened, let’s listen!
At this Wanmaolou Cat Abuse Conference, please ask His Royal Highness to preside over the cat release ceremony for this conference!
Zhu Qiyi laughed, what's wrong with this? Not to mention letting go of cats, I will participate in the cat abuse competition later!
At noon, Xie Delong presided over the meeting and explained the rules of the competition. It was not allowed to use weapons, but based on his own skills. Then the gong sounded: With warm applause, please preside over the cat release ceremony!
After taking his last sip of coffee, Zhu Qiyi walked into Wanmao's house with several guards. He heard the cat's cry and was very happy.
Just as Zhu Qiyi opened the cage rope, an iron door fell from Wanmao House, trapping Zhu Qiyi and several guards into the house.
Before the others noticed the abnormality, Meichuan and Xie Delong, I rode on the fast horse that I had prepared and rushed to the Dezhou city gate. Since we had already greeted the city gate guards, the guards did not stop them and ran out of the city.
Xie Delong asked worriedly, Master Supervisor, can you be sure that this will kill Zhu Qiyi?
I asked, have you heard of Schrödinger's cat? According to quantum physics, he is now in a state of both dead and alive. Unless there is a third party observing, you will never know whether he is dead or alive.
Xie Delong sighed, Quantum physics? What the supervisor said is so mysterious, but my subordinates don’t understand it.
I smiled and said, "If you are poor, you should not blame the government. If you are ugly, you should study more."
Three days later, news came from Dezhou Prefecture that Zhu Qiyi was dismembered by Wanmao. King Qi was furious and all the families who raised cats in Dezhou Prefecture were killed. Since then, there have been no cats in Dezhou!
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Author's words: This plot is a bit absurd. The scene of passionate assassination has been used by people. I am constantly trying new writing. Don't attack me by cat lovers, I am also a cat lover. Sanguan immediately returned to the capital. The Central Plains Escort Agency encountered a crisis of trust and reputation risks. The four mysterious organizations in the capital emerged to see how Qin Sanguan resolved it and how to fight against the old people in the workplace!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!