Chapter 355: Ah Huang is a Dog
The elder brother said lightly that although Jinling City is very close to Yangzhou, Zangjian Villa has not yet fallen to the point of being a lackey for Murong Baiyun. The old fox Murong besieged the Manichis under the banner of justice. What he thought in his heart was probably the secret palace of Old Man Tianji three hundred years ago.
I said that the elder brother had a unique vision and saw through Murong Baiyun's true intentions at once.
The eldest brother waved his hand and flattered me less. I was just a guess. The things in the Secret Palace were definitely an irresistible temptation for him, an ambitious man.
It is said that at the beginning Murong Villa discussed with the Demon Cult, and the two sides were preparing to jointly develop the resources of the Secret Palace. After being rejected, the two factions completely tore their faces apart for the sake of interests. For Murong Baiyun, everything that hindered him must be taken away. Three views, if I guess correctly, you also want to enter the Secret Palace.
I nodded and said, I am not interested in gold and silver, martial arts secrets, there are a few pills in it, which is very important to me. I want to use it to detoxify my friends.
The eldest brother asked, Zhiyang Pill?
I wonder, do you know the Zhiyang Pill?
The eldest brother took a sip of tea and slowly said that the Zhiyang Pill is the first of the world's strange pills, and it is the treasure that practitioners dream of. It is said that when the old man Tianji ascended, he used this pill to open the Tianmen and entered. It is said that he only refined five pills at that time, one pill was taken by himself, one pill was given to the fairy of the Moon Palace, and three pills were placed in the Secret Palace. Today, there are probably more than three masters who covet this Zhiyang Pill. The younger brother went there this time, and it was very difficult.
I was right and said that even if I went up to the Daoshan and down the oil pan, I would win one.
The two chatted for a while, and the second manager of the villa came to report that the special envoy of Murong Villa came to visit Zangjian Villa. Senior Brother Meng glanced at me and said that I knew that Murong Baiyun would not give up. Sanguan went with me to take a look.
When I arrived at the living room of the front yard, two people were standing and enjoying tea. The fat man had a fat head and a round ear, a crooked neck, and a thin man had a mole on his mouth and a tuft of hair on his face.
Seeing Meng Yue, the two turned around.
Yituo Mao said: Boss Meng, we are the special envoy sent by the Murong Alliance Leader of the Martial Arts Conference, and we are here at 233.
He said with a crooked neck: My name is Erbaiqi.
A tuft of hair: I'm thirty-six.
Crooked Neck: I'm twenty-one.
A tuft of hair: I am a donkey.
Crooked Neck: I am a chicken.
A bunch of hairs: Let's come today...
Senior Brother Meng smiled and said, "It's not just a match for crosstalk. Be responsible for the business, reward!"
Yituo Mao kicked the wavy neck and kicked it. Why did you make a fuss? Yituo Mao laughed and said, "I don't cooperate with you." Yituo Mao ignored him and bowed to Senior Brother Meng, saying, "You must have seen the letter that the leader of Murong has written to you not long ago. Regarding the letter...
Senior Brother Meng interrupted, "The two of you came from afar, probably haven't had lunch yet. Why not eat something first, let's talk about it in detail while drinking?"
Yiphu Mao said: It's just my wish, I'm just waiting for the trip, so there's no need to spend too much. Ten meat dishes, ten vegetarian dishes, steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted flower ducks, roasted chicks, roasted geese...
I said, "Why do you think you are the one who recommends the name of the dish?"
A bunch of hair smiled and said, "I'm used to it, and I accidentally got an occupational disease."
I asked repeatedly, don't you know who were the two before?
He shouted loudly, "I used to be under the Tianjin overpass...Oh, why did you kick me?"
Yituo Mao said, shut up, then coughed lightly, and said with a slight cough: My brother was originally a language arts person, because he was good at speaking, and was sent to be a special envoy because he was not disliked by the leader of Murong.
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I muttered, shit.
A tuft of hair: What?
Meng Tiehui laughed and said, "I'm going to have two special envoys, I'm going to prepare some wine, I don't know if you're willing to give me the whole thing."
A bunch of hair said, it must be!
The four of them sat down, Senior Brother Meng was the main accompanying him, and I was the deputy accompanying him. The two of them sat down on each other. In a short while, five or six plates came up. When I saw that there were half of the chicken feet, half a plate of radish and soybeans, most of which were leftovers of noon and cold roasted rice, and a stinky salted fish.
Senior Brother Meng said that the two gentlemen Er have seen the world. Our Zangjian Villa has nothing to be treated in remote areas. We took out the food that we couldn't bear to spend the New Year on weekdays to entertain you. If you have any inappropriate mistakes, please forgive me. Come on, let's go first!
When I saw the food with a tuft of hair and a crooked neck, I had no appetite at all.
Senior Brother Meng said, drink it, if you don’t drink it, you won’t give this owner face!
The two of them picked up the wine glass and drank it all. The wine was high and Erguotou, which was very suffocating. I laughed in my heart and tilted my head to drink it. But I secretly used my internal strength to force the alcohol out of my body.
Yishu Mao said, when the owner of Meng, when he was about to come, the owner of Murong told him to attack next month...
Senior Brother Meng said that the two of you are from afar are guests. Today we will only talk about the romance and not the serious business. Come and try the stinky salted fish stored in our villa for ten years. As he said that, he turned the plate in front of the two of you.
A tuft of hair covered his nose and said, "We are talking, we can't eat too much." Seeing that Senior Brother Meng's face was unhappy, he turned to smile and said, "Let's drink bar!"
Four of them had a cup after cup. The two of them hadn't had lunch, and they drank a lot of tea. After more than ten cups, they said, "I'll go and untie them." As soon as they were together, they lie on the ground with a loud bang.
The crooked neck began to talk nonsense, such as the eight hundred model running to the north slope, such as the red phoenix and yellow phoenix and the pink phoenix flower phoenix. He slept on the table.
Senior Brother Meng ordered the manager to carry the two of them to the guest room to rest. I said that Senior Brother used this trick to move flowers and wood. Senior Brother Meng said disdainfully, Murong Baiyun sent two idiots over here, and he still wanted me a hundred famous swords?
What do you want to do with the senior brother?
Senior Brother Meng said, it depends on whether he is sincere or not.
What sincerity?
Sincerity is the sincerity of gold, and intention is the intention of silver. Junior brother, we are always a businessman in Zangjian Villa. If you want weapons, you don’t want to give money, so how can you do such a good thing in the world?
In the evening, Meng Tiechui invited the two of them to dinner: I have prepared a little wine, but I wonder if I will appreciate the whole thing?
A bunch of hair said, it must be!
This time it was even simpler, with only two duck eggs cut in half from the middle. Senior Brother Meng said that the food was too rich at noon and it was a little cheaper tonight. After drinking it later, I arranged a few women to dance to cheer up the fun of the two.
The two of them were drunk and had not yet woken up. Seeing that they were about to drink again, Mao said, "Boss Meng, can you come first with some steamed buns?"
Butler, put on steamed buns!
Two big steamed buns were brought up, and they picked them up and bit them down. Oh, the blood flowed, and the steamed bun fell to the ground, making a pit. Brother Meng blamed the manager, why did you bring the steamed buns that hit the iron room, and you were fined half a month's salary. Then, he compensated the two of them, saying that the housekeeper could not do things, come, drink, drink.
Huobo said, "Isn't there still a show after dinner? How can there be no dance if you have wine?"
Senior Brother Meng said it must be OK. Come on, let’s have these three cups first.
After three cups, he slapped his hands and the musicians were in place. A dozen or so old aunts in their fifties and sixties were arranged in a row and jumped up in the square. A tuft of hair and crooked
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) My neck vomited all over the floor on the spot.
That night, the two of them vomited and had diarrhea, and the room was stinking. Early the next morning, the two of them had white wax, their faces were pale, and they couldn't even stand up.
Senior Brother Meng said, as the saying goes, drink as early as possible. I prepared a little wine for you, but I wonder if I would like to appreciate it?
The two men's heads were shaking like rattles. Master Meng, you see that they have caused you trouble these two days. Master Murong is waiting for us to reply. Why don't we talk about the main business first?
Senior Brother Meng said, is there anything more important than asking two people to drink?
A bunch of hair suffocated and fell to the ground. Master Meng, please spare us!
Senior Brother Meng then smiled. Since that's the case, let's talk about the serious matters.
Yituo Mao looked slightly embarrassed and said: As commissioned by the martial arts conference, before coming, the leader of Murong League said that the Demon Cult is now doing things against the enemy, and the world is in danger. As a member of the Central Plains martial arts world, all major sects have the responsibility and obligation to maintain the stability of the martial arts world, the peace of the martial arts world, and the harmony of society. Therefore, the leader of Murong League begged the owner to send fifty masters to Putuo Mountain.
Senior Brother Meng said that Zangjian Villa and Jinling Wulin were in harmony. Now Murong Villa calls for the devil to attack. Logically, I am responsible for Zangjian Villa, but now there is a funeral in the villa. If we send people, it may bring bad luck.
Yimao said that the owner of the manor was mourning. I wonder who is going to be the immortal. My brothers burn incense and worship him?
Senior Brother Meng said with a heavy face: Ah Huang is dead.
The two of them knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times in the direction of the west.
Senior Brother Meng added that Ah Huang is a dog in the family.
Uh, this is a bit embarrassing, and the two of them started to speak out. Yishumao said, in fact, the leader of the Murong Alliance, considering the special situation in Guizhuang, specifically instructed us that some people will make people, and some swords will make swords, regardless of the rules, all for the martial arts world.
I thought it was fake to ask for someone to be sent. Murong Villa fell in love with the famous sword in Zangjian Villa and came to ask for the sword under the guise of attacking the Demon Sect. Meng Yue sighed, I really want to give it to you, but you are one step late.
oh?
Senior Brother Meng said, logic is that this matter is the family scandal of my Zangjian Villa. I didn’t want to say it at first, but if I deliberately didn’t tell the two envoys, I would be afraid that the leader of the Murong Alliance misunderstanded me Zangjian Villa and said that he would ignore the overall situation and not know the general situation. This incident has caused me to be in conflict for a long time.
When they heard that it was the family scandal of Zangjian Villa, they had a squeak of hair and crooked neck, they immediately became interested. It seemed that the gossip was like this, from the emperors and ministers to the peddlers and pawns.
I wonder what the Lord Meng Zhuang said?
Senior Brother Meng's expression was strange and he recalled with a serious expression: I slept late. Last night, at the middle of the night, I was reading a book in the study and suddenly felt that my right eyelid was twitching violently.
Yituo Mao explained, "The left eye twitches wealth, and the right eye twitches disaster."
Senior Brother Meng continued, "Yes, so I always feel something is wrong. I heard the sound of golden spears in Zangjian Pavilion, so I came to Zangjian Pavilion to patrol with the angrily wind lamp. After opening the door, what happened inside surprised me.
Yituo Maolian asked, what's wrong?
Senior Brother Meng said with a bitter face, all the famous swords are dead!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!