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Chapter 360

Shunsheng looked at him and saw a disciple of the Sanbags of Dirty Clothing Sect coming over and scolding him, today's Xingzilin Beggars' Sect, our Dirty Clothing Sect and the Clean Clothing Sect set up Linglong Ninth Bureau. Are you actually late for such an important thing?

Lu Xiaojiu scratched her head and said, "I slept late last night and accidentally overslept. Brother Li San, don't be angry. This year, our dirty clothing faction will definitely be able to make a comeback."

The disciple surnamed Li glanced at me and said, "Who is this person? It's not a spy from the Clean Clothing Sect who invaded my dirty Clothing Sect."

I thought to myself that you are so honored every day. I have been interested for a long time, but I said, "I am not from the Beggars' Sect. I have heard of the famous Xingzilin Beggars' Sect Conference for a long time. Today, at the invitation of Brother Lu, I came to cheer for the dirty clothes. Lu Xiaojiu said that the third brother is my friend. The three bags of disciples gave up.

Lu Xiaojiu went to the front to sign in and asked me to wait here.

A lazy man was wearing ragged eyebrows and slanted eyes, wearing ragged shoes, holding a palm fan, shaking one step and three times, singing, his shoes were torn, his hat was torn, his robes were torn...the Taoist robe was torn...

Seeing me staring at him, the man said unhappy, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy?" I said I have seen dirty things, but I have never seen you as dirty as you. I said you have hands and feet, why don't you do some business?"

The man said that I was doing business.

I can say that business requires capital. Where do you get the capital, you beggar?

The man glanced at me and said, "Do you think my outfit and lyrics are all blowing from the wind." As he said, he passed by me and said, "I can't communicate with the idiot."

I thought to myself, believe it or not, slap you to death.

There is an empty square in the Xingzi Forest. On weekdays, a group of retired aunts are practicing dancing, but today there are hundreds of people. The clean clothing sect also brought a stool, and the dirty clothing sect sat on the ground regardless of the mud on the ground.

I asked Lu Xiaojiu, just hold a meeting like this?

Lu Xiaojiu nodded and said yes, it’s like this every year.

At this time, someone shouted, "The Master of the Li Group has arrived!" A burst of cries came from the Jingyi Sect. The leader of the Jingyi Sect, Li Taibai, walked out of the crowd, his face darker than Meng Heitan. I suspect it was a variety smuggled from Africa.

Li Taibai smiled, showed his white teeth, and said, Good morning, March, everything is revived. On this spring day, we held a Beggars' Gang Conference in the picturesque Apricot Forest...

I whispered to Lu Xiaojiu, "It's just a breaking opportunity, what do you think?" Lu Xiaojiu said that the beginning, the beginning, the transformation and the ending are all routines, and he just solved the problem, and the good show is behind it."

Sure enough, not long after, Li Taibai began to criticize the dirty clothes faction, saying that the dirty clothes faction is sloppy, ungrateful, and undressed, which brought a devastating blow to the image of the Beggars' Sect. The Beggars' Sect is a service industry. As the leader of the Beggars' Sect, I am also heartbroken. Even the friendly people were inexplicably surprised that in the long run, the gang will not help. Look, even the leader of your group Zhang feels that he has no face and has not appeared here for a long time.

As soon as he finished speaking, more than a dozen rotten eggs were thrown up from the dirty clothing sect. Li Taibai's disciple Li Jiaobai blocked his master and took the egg rain.

The dirty clothing faction said, don’t say sarcastic. If the boss of Zhang Taihei Group came to attend the Beggars’ Sect conference, it would have no effect on our dirty clothing faction hitting the dogs in the water. He would say a lot of nonsense every year. Are you annoyed?

Li Taibai said that long story short, let’s start the Linglong Nine Games.

According to Lu Xiaojiu, Linglong Nine Bureau is a dirty clothing faction. The clean clothing faction re-divides the gambling game in Wuxi District Nine every year, which is the juncture of this.

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) It is related to the direct income of the two factions in the next year, so the two factions attach great importance to it. This year, Linglong Ninth Bureau invited the leader of the Scimitar Gang, the Chairman of the Aunt Union and Donglai Shunpiao to be judges.

Xiaosheng Jianghu was also invited to witness. The Beggars' Sect couldn't afford to spend money and had no money for car deals. In this kind of witness business, Xiaosheng Jianghu only sent two new interns, probably in that corner, mixed in infertility advertisements to post the results.

Someone shouted, "The first game of Linglong Jiu Bureau, please prepare for the two sects. Then, dozens of disciples of the slandered sect and the clean sect walked to the middle of the venue with wooden sticks. I asked Lu Xiaojiu that he was going to fight together?"

Lu Xiaojiu said it was wrong, what is the martial arts of the Beggars’ Sect’s establishment?

I said the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

Lu Xiaojiu laughed and said, "Brother, you're thinking too much. Where can I go? If you learn how to go, you're going to be the best. But the evil dogs are in charge. I have to be careful. Every year, Linglong's first game is better than the dog-beating stick technique."

I nodded secretly. It is said that the dog-beating stick technique is the secret of the Beggars' Sect's untitled history. It is extremely powerful. I didn't want to learn it secretly, but if I missed such a peerless martial art, I felt a pity. I pretended to chat with Lu Xiaojiu, but my eyes were staring at the field.

There was a loud gong sound, and the dirty clothes school and the clean clothes school stretched out their hands, each in a row of four by eight. Sixty-four people formed a square array in the middle of the venue, implying the shape of Yin and Yang Eight Trigrams.

The competition begins!

A man shouted, now start to do the seventh dog-beating stick technique, stand still... go!

The dirty clothes group and the clean clothes group held their breath, stared at the contestants in the field, and watched everyone's movements. The dirty clothes group had been begging for a long time and had a very skillful practice of the dog-beating stick technique. In addition, they studied hard and practiced the dog-beating sticks in a uniform manner.

There are eight tips for the dog-beating stick technique. After a set of stick techniques, it is obvious that the dirty clothes sect has put in it. Moreover, the dirty clothes sect has rich practical experience, but the clean clothes sect has lost this set of stick techniques.

The three judges scored the scores, three votes were given to the dirty clothes, and zero votes were given to the clean clothes. There was a lot of cheers here.

Lu Xiaojiu said excitedly that the dog-beating stick technique is a traditional advantage of our dirty clothing school, and has won three to zero for three consecutive years.

The second game of Linglong Nine Games, a rhetoric game.

The Beggars' Gang begging depends on their image, and the other depends on their mouth. Lu Xiaojiu said that in this industry, a stupid mouth can make a bad dog bite, and a clever mouth can win a fortune. This game requires a practical simulation. Each side will send one person to beg for passers-by. One stick of incense is limited to the limit, and the more people will win.

The dirty clothing sect sent an old beggar, holding a branch in his hand, and walked and came to the side of the road.

It happened that a fat man in gorgeous clothes passed by. The old beggar stopped the fat man and said, "Young master, I'm sorry, give me some money to buy food. I haven't eaten for three days and three nights. Look, I've become a pig!"

When the fat man heard this, he ignored the sloppy sloppy and grabbed the old beggar's hand and asked enthusiastically, tell me quickly, how many pounds have you lost after not eating for three days and three nights? The old beggar is always bothering him, but the fat man is entangled.

The Clean Clothing Sect showed up alone. It was the sloppy man I met just now. I saw him coming to the side of the road, his feet were 360 ​​degrees, and he knelt on the ground like a deformity, and wrote eight words on the ground. Life never stopped, and he kowtowed endlessly.

Every time someone passes by, he kowtows and says:

Live for a hundred years!

A good person has a safe life!

After a stick of incense, the old beggar had no money, and almost annoyed the fat man. The sloppy man actually got three taels of silver, which made everyone envious. The judges announced that the clean clothes group won!

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) At this moment, someone recognized the sloppy man and said, that man was the King of Xidan Kowtow!

The beggars were in an uproar, and the Pure Clothing Sect actually invited the legendary figure of the beggar world, Xidan, the kowtow king. This person is said to be famous in the capital and set a record of four taels of silver in Xidan for half an hour.

The Beggar Gang has become obsessed with such idols, and they have surrounded him and asked to sign and impart experience. The King of Xidan kowtowed and smiled, raised the silver in his hand at me, and floated away.

In the third game of Linglong, the method of beggar chicken.

Beggars beg for many years and get low-quality food. The only delicacy that can be produced is the beggar gang beggar chicken, which is said to be passed down from the leader of the Hong Gang of the Northern Song Dynasty. It is one of the essential skills of the disciples of the Beggar gang. Wrap the chicken with lotus leaves, coat it with mud in the middle of the lake, roast it hard on the high fire, and smoke it slowly on the low fire. After breaking it apart, the fragrance overflows, making people's index fingers tremble.

In this game, the Clean Clothing School won. It is not difficult to understand. The dirty Clothing School has good living conditions, and there are many business of robbing and stealing the family. The dirty Clothing School is all bitter and can't eat a chicken all year round, let alone practice.

In the fourth game, the lotus falls.

Lotus Lotus is the most famous art form of the Beggars' Sect and is also a high-level form of rhetoric. The dirty clothing school and the clean clothing school have differences in the development of Lotus Lotus.

The dirty clothing school inherited the traditional seven-piece method, with two large boards on the right hand and five small boards on the left hand, and singing by itself. It mostly uses the Quyi Crying Tune as a tune, which is mainly used to beg through the streets and alleys. The seven-piece method is difficult to practice, and it pays attention to the lyrics and comes with the situation, so it has a very high artistic level.

The Clean Clothing School has been optimized and improved, lowering the threshold. Each person, one wheat and one speaker, and has its own accompaniment and many crying voices, either deaf or blind. The dirty Clothing School is extremely disdainful of this, but when it comes to begging, it is not inferior. Because of this, many disciples of the dirty Clothing School who are unwilling to work hard to practice the Lotus Fall have joined the Clean Clothing School.

The dirty clothing school sang the traditional song "Yang Xiaoqiong's Street Brush", which sang and chanted, sat and played in a straightforward manner, and had a singular and singular manner. The clean clothing school won the sympathy and tears of the three judges with a song "The wandering person misses you outside, my dear mother". As a result, the clean clothing school won the fourth game.

In the Nine Games of Linglong, after the eighth game, the Clean Clothing Sect led by 6 to 2, and the Dirty Clothing Sect was defeated at all. This will mean that in the next year, the Dirty Clothing Sect's business can only be concentrated in a small part, which is undoubtedly a serious blow to the Dirty Clothing Sect.

Li Taibai showed a proud look on his face. He told the disciples of the dirty clothes sect that the dirty clothes sect and the clean clothes sect are originally in line with each other. Now that the times have changed, it is time for your thoughts to change. Join our clean clothes sect, and you will be able to eat delicious food and drink spicy food, and your benefits are indispensable.

The disciples of the Jingyi Sect shouted, "Follow Master Li, there is meat to eat!" The dirty Yi Sect is in a mess, and some disciples can no longer hold back and want to surrender."

Li Taibai said again, if the Beggars' Sect wants to develop, they must break the old traditions, demand newness, change, and seeds! As long as you join the Pure Clothing Sect today, we will abandon past grudges and develop the begging industry in Wuxi City together! Here, we must live a rich, dignified and status!

The disciple of the Jingyi Sect shouted: Have dignity and status!

Li Taibai looked around and said slowly, I have something to announce. Our Beggars' Sect accepted the invitation of the Murong Alliance Leader and joined the plan to fight against the Demon Cult and maintain fairness and justice in the martial arts world as a member of the Wulin Justice Alliance!

At this time, Lu Xiaojiu said, Li Tuanzhu, only eight games, and there is one game. If you don’t have a talent, you still want to try it.

(End of this chapter)
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