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389 At least two slaps

The Northern Zhou war that lasted for three months was finally concluded. Zhu Wuneng, the wise and powerful emperor of the Ming Dynasty, led 200,000 eunuchs, no, the 200,000 Dingbei Army won consecutive battles and defeated the Northern Zhou army in Kubusgule Hunan. Zhu Wuneng was defeated here, but now he is proud of his battle in the style of "Lying down wherever he falls."

At the same time, the Northern Zhou Huyan was invincible and set off a wave of resistance to the Northern Zhou royal family. For a while, the Northern Zhou Dynasty was in trouble with external affairs and had to seek peace from the Ming Dynasty. The Ming Dynasty also knew that the Northern Zhou strategy was too deep and it was not suitable to fight for a long time. It was settled when it was better, so it retreated to Fenghuangling and sent a negotiation team of more than 100 people to start negotiations with the Northern Zhou Dynasty.

After a series of disputes and tug-of-war, the Northern Zhou Dynasty finally forced the Northern Zhou Dynasty to sign a city alliance. Although the Ming Dynasty did not regard the Northern Zhou Dynasty as a vassal state like Xiliang, it also made the Northern Zhou Dynasty vomit blood. The signing of this unequal treaty really made the people of the Ming Dynasty feel angry.

After the Battle of Putuo Mountain, with Li Mingxiu's outstanding nepotism and diplomacy, the Nangong family and the Tang Sect hooked up. It is said that they have made a great pit in Yunnan Five Poisons Sects. The Five Poisons Sects were annexed by the Nangong family, and the whereabouts of the leader Peng Wuxin were unknown.

In addition, the Guanlong Wulin also heard the news that after the leader Li Boyang broke his arm, his strength suddenly decreased. On a dark and windy night, his head was smashed by his enemies and the Guanlong Wulin fell into chaos.

Ji Junbi and I discussed it and prepared to go to my hometown in Dongping County first, and finalize the marriage first. After the three vows obtained the Zhiyang Pill, the main forces of the Demon Cult withdrew from the Central Plains, but the two elders of the Demon Cult stayed.

These two people are weird in nature and have high martial arts skills. They shouted to fight and kill at any disagreement. I wanted them to leave, but the two elders shook their heads repeatedly. But we swear in front of Venerable Yang that we cannot leave the saint half a step away. This is related to who can take the position of guardian in the future. Ji Junbi had no choice but to take them together.

On this day, we arrived at the Songjiang Prefecture Wharf and prepared to find a ship to go north. Songjiang Prefecture, also known as Shenfu, was once the fief of Chunshenjun Huang Xie in ancient times, so it was named after it. The Yangtze River entered the sea from then on, and Songjiang Prefecture Wharf was also a sea-land transportation terminal. Recently, the war in the Northern Zhou Dynasty was tight, and ship transportation was summoned for official transportation. There were few passenger ships, so it was difficult to find one.

I found the boss of the ship, asked for the price, and bought the ticket, but when I got on the boat, the boss of the ship looked embarrassed and I asked what was going on.

The boss of the ship stammered and said that we were naturally welcome to you two, but... As he said that, he glanced at the two elders of the Demon Sect from the outskirts.

Wumei Gui said unhappy, it’s just something, it’s just that you don’t make a bastard with money.

The boss of the ship then said that it shouldn't be like this, but these two people are so handsome that we are afraid of scaring other customers...

Wumei Gui said, I know that my ancestral chromosome is outstanding, and I have always endured that I shouldn’t be handsome or handsome at my age, but I am not tired, so you don’t have to worry.

The boss of the ship frowned and said coldly, "You know that I don't mean that."

The facial paralysis monster said, what does that mean? Are you looking down on us?

The boatman's deputy laughed, "The two are too ugly!"

The facial paralysis monster shows anger and ugly face? You know what a bullshit. This is called coldness. In the Bangzi drama, this is a standard handsome man style, and he can be considered a short-legged Oppa.

The boss of the ship was cruel and cruel, saying to me, I'm sorry to you, if you let these two board the ship, I won't obey you anymore.

Wumei said angrily, "It's not that you don't pay, you're picky in business?"

Although these people who run boats in the world have a low status, they can buy them, and they can eat them both in black and white. When they hear the threat of Wumei Gui, they are not afraid and say that they are giving you face just now. If you don’t know the mercy, don’t blame us for being rude.

The facial paralysis monster is also erupting. Do you believe it or not, I slap you to death?

The boss of the ship said, I don’t believe it!

I knew the two of them had a temper and was about to dissuade them. The monster with paralysis took a step forward and slapped him. The boss of the boat turned his head twice around his neck and flew out.

Killed! Seeing this, some guests who had boarded the ship quickly fled around.

The face-parse monster walked to his head and asked a few questions in a row, believing it or not? If you don’t answer, I will think you believe it! Oh, it really believed it.

Turning his head and asking his deck, do you believe it or not, I slapped you to death?

The deputy had never seen such a weird person. He was so scared that he trembled all over and knelt on the ground. I believe! I believe! The face-parse monster nodded and said, "You can't let you believe it for nothing." He slapped him to death with another slap. Then he came to the boat as if nothing had happened, and said to the boatman, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and drive the boat!

The boatman's face was pale, trembling, and did not dare to move.

I said, "The boss of the ship, you have killed the deputy, who will drive the ship?" The face paralysis monster said, "It's right, what should I do?"

Hearing a noise in the distance, a team of patrol officers and soldiers rushed towards us and surrounded us. The leader scolded: Is there any other way to kill people in broad daylight?

The two elders of the Demon Sect were ridiculed for their appearance, and they had no place to exude anger. They punched them and hit the side of the ship. The hull broke into two pieces. They asked, where is the king's law?

Seeing this, the officers and soldiers retreated one after another and did not dare to come and arrest people. When the two sides were in a stalemate, a person ran over not far away. Captain Lu and someone made trouble at the East Wharf. There were a few gangsters who were not open-minded** Mr. Li Si’s eighteenth concubine.

The captain said angrily, "In broad daylight, the women on the street are still alive." As he said that, he led the team away in a hurry, probably to bring reinforcements."

I thought it was not advisable to stay here for a long time, so I took a boat north and took a waste of money. Before the government arrived, I persuaded the two of them to leave. But Wumei Gui got angry and said that I had to take a boat!

Ji Junbi looked unhappy, then you guys take the boat and we're leaving.

Although the two elders of the Demon Sect were arrogant on weekdays, they were extremely afraid of Ji Junbi. Seeing that Junbi was angry, they had to leave obediently.

I thought about it and it really didn't work, so I took the sea route to Rizhao and then turned to Dongping.

When Wumei Gui heard this, he quickly clapped his hands and said that this idea was good.

I just heard that the sea is not very peaceful now.

What are you afraid of? With me and I, you can settle anything.

I thought to myself, why did you get involved in these two monsters, so I said, it doesn’t matter where you go, what’s important is, don’t cause trouble on the way.

Ji Junbi glanced at the two of them and said coldly, you two are too evil, you can follow us, but you also have to listen to the words of Sanguan. Otherwise, don’t blame me for throwing you two into the sea and feeding the turtle.

The two of them stuck out their tongues and laughed, "It must be certain."

The next morning, we arrived at Songjiang Port, and a ship from the Haisha Gang was heading north. The owner of the ship called Du Huangsha, who was the helm leader of the Haisha Gang.

I was afraid that the other party would not agree, so I bought two boxes, let them get into the box, and told them not to talk nonsense.

Ji Junbi stepped forward to negotiate. When the boss saw Ji Junbi, he looked at her with his eyes and swallowed his saliva. He heard that we were going to take the boat north, and agreed without thinking.

Ji Junbi said, we still have two boxes of goods to be consigned, do you see, Master Du?

Du Huangsha said that for the sake of Miss Ji, we just check in for free!

After paying the silver, we got on the sea boat. Boss Du specially arranged two rooms far apart. I said that the man surnamed Du seemed to have bad intentions to you?

Ji Junbi smiled and said, it would be great if we could board the boat. Besides, I am not afraid of what you are afraid of?

I thought about it and said solemnly, I was afraid that I could not help but slaughter them accidentally, and you can't swim, so what should I do? Ji Junbi chuckled, why are you so poor?

I laughed and said, "I have to live a life in the future. I can't always be flirting. Come on, good sister, I'll give you a smile. Don't you laugh? I'll give you a smile."

With a slam, the door closed and Ji Junbi's voice came from inside. I was a little tired. I took a rest for a while and then called me for lunch.

After being turned away, I came to the deck with a look of bad luck.

The two elders of the Demon Sect came to the deck happily. Wumei Gui said, "Good sister, come and laugh for your brother." The facial paralysis monster continued, "If you don't laugh, I'll give you a smile."

I felt angry and said unhappy, believe it or not, I slapped you both to death with a slap?

Wumei Gui was stunned, shook his head, not believing it.

The facial paralysis monster thought about it and had at least two slaps.

(After the social engagement, I came back at half past ten, I was in a bad state, I updated 2,500 words for the time being. My friend will get married tomorrow, and the update is expected to be very late. Alas, the full attendance award is gone.)
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