Song Baojun closed the reaction in his eyes, and secretly laughed, saying, "That night, Yuan Shuang said she was in a bad mood and asked me to accompany her. But when I saw the price of the luxury house in Xinyuan Hotel, the price of 38 yuan, the business room was 24 yuan, and even the most ordinary standard room would cost 12 yuan, so how could I have this money in my pocket? And... I'm going to hide it from you, I was still a virgin at that time. When I saw this scene, I was really panicked and wanted to persuade Yuan Shuang to go back."

"Well! Why are you panicking? You can't lend it if you don't have money? The beauty shows that she comes to the door clearly, so you won't think of a solution? If you can call our brothers a few! You can still make up for one or two hundred." Several boys were anxious for him and shouted: "Are you really stupid or fake stupid! No wonder you are bullied all day long."

"Later, Yuan Shuang saw that I was embarrassed, it was her pocket... I didn't expect that Yuan Shuang was so sexy and so vigorous. She had sex all night and used all three holes. I was a pure virgin who couldn't tell the difference between the east, south, west and north. She took a life enlightenment education class. Her legs were still weak when she woke up in the morning. Oh! It was so embarrassing." Song Baojun shook his head and sighed.

He simply made up a story of nothingness, even explaining how Yuan Shuang is so beautiful, how she has long breasts, how she moans gently, how she is excited and nervous, how she is dull and stupid, how she is emotionally bursting, she also explains clearly.

It even uses the narrative techniques of the movie to create suspense, talk endlessly, and is linked together, making the process of "that night" ups and downs, which is even more exciting than the most brain-consuming novel.

This number one otaku was admitted to Chazhou University and had a Chinese background, so he was only unable to use it flexibly. At this time, he was gradually infected by a vulgar personality, just like hydrogen and oxygen encountering water, and a subtle chemical reaction was made, which made the story come alive. The four boys were fascinated and could not come back to their senses for a long time.

After a long time, William Chen slapped his legs, and was happy, jealous and exclaimed, and said with a smile: "Why didn't my brothers meet such a good thing? Song Baojun, you are really stupid and have a bad luck!"

Lu Xiuzhong wiped off the saliva flowing three feet across the corner of his mouth and said, "If I had that day, I would be willing to reduce my life for ten years! Xiaojun, Xiaojun? Hey, where is Song Baojun? Where did this kid go?"

"Song Baojun? Where is the man?" The other two boys couldn't help but look back. Song Baojun, who was still making a storytelling before, had already disappeared while everyone was lost, and the chair was empty.

"Why did the man run away as he said that? I still want to ask him for Yuan Shuang's number? I want to be as good as a woman. If a monk touches her, can't I touch her?"

William Chen put away his envious look and lifted his chopsticks to pick up the food when he suddenly screamed: "Hey! Where is our food?"

I saw that the table was empty, and four fragrant pork ribs stewed with winter melon, fried with green peppers, pork trotters with tomatoes, and pork belly stewed with cucumbers were all gone!

The plate was clean and there were still a few scoops of juice that were particularly eye-catching.

William Chen couldn't believe it and asked hesitantly: "Xiuzhong, have we ordered the dishes just now?"

Lu Xiuzhong knocked on his head and said with great confidence: "I ordered it, and it has been served."

"Then have we eaten?"

"No, I didn't eat it, I feel hungry..."

"That's impossible. Why did you think the food is gone?"

William Chen looked down at the table again, and almost jumped up like a fire. Eight bottles of beer were missing, and four bottles were left in the carton, looking very lonely and pitiful.

Lu Xiuzhong's forehead was numb and wanted to take out a cigarette to calm down. He patted his chest and pocket, but the box of 22-yuan Yuhu cigarette was gone.

"What's going on? It's so fucking hell!"

…******…

Song Baojun held the lunch box in his left hand and the four delicacies filled with plastic bags in his right hand, and rushed to the dormitory in two steps in three steps.

But I staggered and couldn't walk too fast.

In the jacket, there are four bottles of beer inserted in the belt on the front abdomen and four bottles of beer inserted in the back abdomen, making the body bloated and weird and ugly.

If he wears a thick coat in winter, he can also put four bottles in his sleeves and trousers legs, and a whole box of beer can be cleaned up.

Tan Qingkai was busy in the bathroom, borrowed kitchen utensils, and got all kinds of seasonings. The air jets in the pressure cooker were spilling out the aroma of salt-baked chicken. Seeing Song Baojun come back, he smiled and said, "What's your name? It will take half a day to buy a meal."

When she saw Song Baojun taking out bags of dishes and bottles of beer on the table, Tan Qingkai's eyes lit up two light bulbs and laughed in surprise: "Oh, salt-baked chicken is enough, why do you have to be so rich? It's too costly. By the way, what should you do next month's living expenses? Otherwise, I'd better lend you some."

Song Baojun pretended to say, "How much can it cost? It was all given by William Chen from Class 2."

"William Chen? Why did you get into him?"

"It's okay, I can even settle Long Ya, are you still afraid of William Chen?"

Tan Qingkai became confused, looked up and down at Song Baojun, and said, "Ajun, I seem to feel that you are a little different."

"Then you must be because you masturbate too much, which leads to prostate enlargement, and then endocrine disorders, causing duodenal dysfunction, which implicates mucosal inflammation, thereby alienating the nasal cavity, causing excessive accumulation of nasal booger to compress the brain nerves, and thus causing hallucinations."

"What?" Tan Qingkai thought for a long time and reacted, and couldn't help but curse: "Your grandma's."

The four boys in the 612 dormitory are Song Baojun, Tan Qingkai, Guo Jun and Ma Guodong. Only Tan Qingkai can be regarded as the only "patient" of Song Baojun who is sympathetic and sympathetic. They have a common language with each other. They are all little characters who are bullied together.

The other two Guo Jun and Ma Guodong naturally would not go along with them.

In short, Tan Qingkai's treatment is better. This guy's family is in good condition. He can still spend a small amount of money to invite someone to drink after being repaired, and others will not make things difficult for him.

Song Baojun is not good at all. He spends 800 yuan a month. Apart from food and clothing, the rest is used to recharge online game cards, and there is no extra money. Where can I have the ability to respect the uncle? Wherever I go, I will be ridiculed and ridiculed. When I go back to the dormitory, I will be forced to clean up by Guo Jun and Ma Guodong, and even have done a lot of tragic things such as helping with laundry.

Finally, there is a bottom, so Tan Qingkai is more enthusiastic about Song Baojun.

Pour the dishes on the spare lunch box, and then put the salt-baked chicken out of the pot, and four dishes and one soup were placed on the table. Tan Qingkai closed his eyes and sniffed intoxication, and smiled and said, "If you have such good dishes every day, you will be a god-like life."
Chapter completed!