Chapter 179 The eldest brother-in-law
Everyone was indeed surprised. When everyone heard it, they only said that the eldest sister had told him all the inside story.
Someone shouted now: "Boy, what are you talking nonsense!"
Song Baojun just pretended not to hear it and said to himself: "I know you respect your elder sister very much and love her as a family..."
Everyone said, "That's natural, my eldest sister is the bright moon in my heart." Some people also said, "Isn't this nonsense? My eldest sister is my goddess that will never stop until death."
Song Baojun's eyes were betting on Duoya'an, whose mouth was closed: "If you don't speak, is it because you are trying to disrespect your elder sister?"
Duanya An secretly scolded this kid for being troublesome, and finally made a brain teaser and said, "I, I... sister should take it to heart, how like you talk about it every day?"
Song Baojun snorted: "I only remember when everyone was expressing their loyalty to the elder sister, but you were the only one who looked disdainful. Everyone should understand what attitude they were!"
Duan Ya'an's IQ can only turn one corner, and he felt incomprehensible when he said two consecutive times. He was immediately angry and pulled out a cold watermelon knife from behind and pointed it at the other party, saying, "You are talking nonsense, I'll chop you up!"
Everyone hurriedly stopped him, and the blonde man said, "Aan, forget it, let's listen to the little guy talking about the serious business."
Song Baojun was also a little surprised. Unexpectedly, this group of strong men drew their swords at the wrong time, and they were extremely fierce. Fortunately, his talent for pretending was always making trouble, and he said without changing his face: "My sister is thinking about the company's affairs. You are quarreling here. What is the reason?"
Duan Ya'an was finally taken away by someone and said angrily: "Say!"
"As we all know, I am a doctoral student in economics and financial management at Chazhou University, and I have a great say in the management of your company." Song Baojun put a big hat on himself without hesitation: "There are many problems in the company, the biggest problem is the chaos in the system. Just now, my sister invited me to drink. What wine do you think you were drinking?"
"Who understands you? No need to show off your dating process with your elder sister here. Just say something and let go if you have nothing to do!"
"A bottle of fake wine that is actually worth only a few dozen yuan. Who gave this bottle of fake wine to my elder sister?"
"How could I know? Don't keep it in hiding anymore."
"This is a gift from a man named Scar Six. When I delivered it, I deceived my elder sister and said it was worth 800 euros and exchanged it for a famous grape wine worth 8,000 yuan. Haha, what does this mean? Someone colluded with inside and outside to deceive my elder sister's trust. Let me ask you, what if the bottle of fake wine is not fake wine, but contains poison?"
Everyone was silent.
Song Baojun suddenly became louder: "The consequences are simply unimaginable. My elder sister will die because of you! Who is responsible for my elder sister's safety? Who is it? Stand up!"
After a while, the blonde man hesitated and said, "Hey, little boy, we stopped the car and asked you to explain the problem, not to ask you to train us."
Everyone was a little restless. When Song Baojun saw something was wrong, he immediately pointed at the man and said, "What's your name? Why do someone give wine to his elder sister? Don't you conduct strict examinations? Even if Scar Six colluded with you, you still have the responsibility to neglect your duties!"
"I……"
Song Baojun simply stepped forward and kept poking the blond man's chest with his fingers, and said something rumored: "Do you focus on picking up girls, drinking, eating, drinking and having fun every day? Just taking money but not doing anything, my elder sister struggled to support a big company. What's the use of supporting you?"
The blonde man was poked and retreated. The words he gave him were ashamed and dared not take action. He was so anxious that he was sweating.
Song Baojun poked and said fiercely: "You have a free time to eat and drink with money. You really have a fucking trick! If I hadn't discovered the company's loopholes in time this time, you would have caused a huge trouble. It wouldn't be enough to pay for your life! You dare to stop the car and ask me to explain the problem? I think it's you who has the problem!"
The others quickly advised: "Brother-in-law, forget it, Liszt didn't mean it either. The Scar Liuhe people brought the wine to him, and we didn't pay attention to it."
Song Baojun knew the reason to forgive others, so he took out the box of Huangxiang Building 1975, which was given by his elder sister, and distributed it everywhere. Even the blonde man handed it a piece and said sadly: "Comrades, the situation is so serious! If the tens of millions of losses last year are not compensated in time, if you can't pay the salary at that time, everyone's hearts will be dissipated!"
Everyone no longer dared to think that he was a literary young man who only knew how to support the old lady, and they all took the cigarette and lit it silently.
Zuoshan Diao said: "Brother-in-law, what do you think?"
"My elder sister and I have discussed it for a long time, but there is still no conclusion. But don't worry, in the foreseeable future, the salary I will pay you 50% higher than it is now. Everyone can afford a car, a villa, a wife, and a mistress." Song Baojun was eager to get out, and he didn't care whether it was true or false, he would yell first.
"Is that right? I didn't even have a specific measure and said that I would raise my salary?" Everyone was not foolish. After hearing these empty words, everyone was suspicious.
"I know you have ideas about me, but the measures are kept confidential for the time being. I will ask you a question. If you can answer it, I will disclose my and my elder sister's measures. If no one can answer it, you might as well let me go back and have a good rest first."
The blonde man named Liszt said with his chest straight: "You ask! I graduated from the University of Manchester in the UK, and I can't answer anything."
"That's right, ask, it's getting late. If my elder sister finds that we are blocking you at the entrance of the alley, no one will get better."
"It's very simple." Song Baojun looked at everyone and said slowly: "If God is omnipotent, can he create a stone that he cannot move by himself?"
"This..." Everyone looked at each other and turned their eyes to Liszt.
After a while, Liszt said with great certainty: "The Holy Light is above, God can!"
Song Baojun smiled and said, "Then he can't even move the stone he made himself. Isn't he omnipotent? Why can't he even move a stone?"
"This...he can't?"
Song Baojun asked again: "Didn't he say he is omnipotent? Why can't he even make a stone?"
Liszt thought hard, fell into a huge confusion for a moment, and cold sweat began to flow down his forehead.
Duan Ya'an spat: "I can't even answer a question, why don't the University of Manchester? I see you studying in Vietnam!"
In fact, the proposition of "God creates the stone that he cannot move" is a famous paradox. On the surface, it is self-consistent, but logically it can deduce contradictory conclusions. There has never been a public theory in the academic world. Everyone can come up with the results they want, but they will be easily overturned by others.
This kind of question is difficult to answer even a doctor of logic. It is really difficult for a few rough men to answer.
Song Baojun shook his head and smiled and sat back into the car. Liszt shouted, "Wait! It's not fair for you to ask questions, we'll also ask questions, and you can answer them only count!"
"Tell me, I have limited time."
"I'll ask you, there are chickens and eggs first?" After saying that, Liste looked at everyone proudly, and realized that he finally became the key teacher.
Everyone also felt that this question was full of difficulty and depth, and shouted one by one: "As soon as possible, is it the chicken or the egg first?"
"Is this a question necessary? Of course, there is a chicken first." Song Baojun looked dull and numb: "Come and ask me such a simple question?"
Liszt was so refreshed that he laughed strangely, and shouted, "You said there was a chicken first? Where did the chicken come from? Could it be that it would be possible to get out of **?"
The problem between chickens and eggs is also a paradox. First there is chickens? Didn’t chickens hatch from eggs? First there is eggs? Didn’t eggs be born from chickens? This cycle will make you dizzy.
Unexpectedly, Song Baojun said lightly: "Biologically speaking, chickens belong to birds and evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs evolved from some kind of ancient reptile. Most animals on land evolved from ancient fish. Then most of the creatures evolved from trilobites. Before the animal ecological behavior of "egg birth", animals already existed. That is to say, chickens belong to animals, and animals first emerged, and then evolved the function of laying eggs. The conclusion is: before egg laying, the ancestors of chickens already existed. So of course, there were chickens first."
"This..." Everyone stared at each other again, looking confused and at a loss.
Liszt said dejectedly: "Forget it, I admit defeat, you will be your elder brother-in-law from now on."
"Haha, I hope everyone works hard and never let down my elder sister's expectations for you." Song Baojun closed the car door.
Someone vaguely shouted: "Liszt, I didn't admit it if you admit it. Anyway, I always oppose his relationship with my elder sister!"
He drove Song Baojun to the downstairs of the Chinese Department of Chazhou University. Tian Moshan, who had never spoken all the way, finally couldn't help asking: "Mr. Song, can God create a stone that he can't move by himself?"
"Keep confidential."
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The next morning, while appreciating "Jin Ping Mei" in class, Song Baojun unexpectedly received a call from his mother Wu Guifang.
My mother knew that she was usually in class at this time and usually didn’t call her, unless it was an important matter. Moreover, he would basically go home every weekend, and there was no need for the mother and son to communicate too frequently.
He felt a little uneasy, and he leaned down and put his left hand in his microphone, lowered his voice and said, "Mom, why did you call me at this time?"
"A Jun, are you in class? There is an urgent matter that is not convenient to say on the phone. If you can, ask the teacher for leave and go home first. Let me tell you about it." Wu Guifang's voice exuded an inexplicable emotion.
"Mom, what the hell is it?"
"Forget it, you'd better take a leave first and go home. Then this way, the phone bill is expensive, I'll hang up."
So Song Baojun asked the subject teacher and the class teacher for leave with anxiety, hurried back to the dormitory to pack up two pieces of clothes to change, and also brought the 10,000 yuan cash that the school had just awarded.
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The second update today!
Dear readers, because I have participated in some work in a certain film and television company and other companies, and the TV series scripts are being created at hand, the number of words written every day is limited, and two per day is the limit. Please understand. If you feel that it is slow, I have no objection to choosing to read other books, but please don’t complain.
(To be continued., Your support is my greatest motivation.) 16-10-14 12:07:
Chapter completed!