Chapter 61
"You laugh at my taste? It turns out that you have been striking around the bush, just using this method to describe me as a poor Shamatt?" Liu Xiyue's face turned pale and she snorted: "Okay, I'm useless to give you good intentions, but you are in a human face and beastly heart to me."
Song Baojun said heartily: "When did you pass the kindness of me? I haven't avenged my grudge last semester. I have a human face and animal heart, and Idioms are not used indiscriminately. You can even get into the Chinese department at this level. I don't know how many relationships you have used at home."
At that moment, I had to change my words and said, "I think no matter what style you are, you are just the only goddess I have crushed on..."
"Shut up!" Liu Xiyue shouted, "I don't want to listen to your nonsense! It's so vain that it's all a lie. I hate you, a liar!"
Song Baojun was sweating profusely, thinking that today he really encountered a female lunatic, and even talking was so troublesome. The only way to communicate with such a woman is to shut up, and even the completely integrated vulgar personality is not enough.
The two fell into a state of embarrassment of silence.
The road sign ahead changed, and Song Baojun couldn't help asking, "Hey, it seems that I've taken the wrong path. Tea University didn't go to this path."
Liu Xiyue gave him a blank look: "How many times have you driven? I wonder if you go to the road you are talking about for three hours every afternoon?"
Song Baojun didn't know many of the requirements in the traffic route, so he shut up honestly, so he threw away the cigarette butt and leaned on the chair and closed his eyes to rest.
He drank wine for the middle of the night last night, and was originally a weak otaku body. After getting up, he fought with Xu Shuxin again. At this time, he felt extremely sleepy and fell asleep.
I don’t know how long it took, but when I opened my hazy eyes, I saw that the surrounding buildings were different from the city. Looking around, the green mountains and green trees, elevated telephone poles and tall street signs quickly retreated, and next to them were bushes and waterproof grids that were invisible.
A blue reflective sign in the distance reads: "Front forward, 365KM".
"Chechuang Expressway?" Song Baojun was shocked and hurriedly sat up, saying, "Hey, why did you get on the expressway? You don't want to avoid the peak section in the afternoon, that's not the case!"
Liu Xiyue said lightly: "I drove too fast just now, turned the wrong direction and accidentally got on the highway. Why are you in a hurry? Just turn back after the intersection ahead."
As he said that, he stopped the car in the emergency lane, as if he remembered something and said, "There are some problems with the rear wheel of my car. Get out of the car and help me see. Don't be pricked by glass."
Song Baojun responded and pushed open the car door.
Liu Xiyue said again: "By the way, I'll give you a cell phone and I'll add your Fei Etong friends to chat in the future."
Song Baojun did not doubt that he had it and handed over his ragged mobile phone.
As soon as he got out of the car, the door suddenly closed with a bang.
"Why?"
Liu Xiyue suddenly burst into laughter: "Song Baojun! Do you dare to say that I am the non-mainstream Shamat I hate the most, and you also say that I am a shrew, I have to die without a place to bury you!"
"Hey, shrew Liu, what are you nervous?" Song Baojun hurriedly twisted the handle, but the car door didn't move like iron casting.
Liu Xiyue closed the car window and sneered at him with her broken cell phone: "I regret staying here! I'll tell you to call Tiantian and not respond, but the call Didi is not effective!"
Song Baojun then realized that he was caught in the trap. He was so angry that he slapped the car window and shouted: "Shy Liu, don't joke around. Do you know that abandoning people on the highway is illegal? Hey, Goddess Liu, I'll give you three seconds to open the door immediately. I will forgive you this time, otherwise..."
Liu Xiyue sneered, "What else? Are you begging me or I begging you now? Do you know that I hate emotional liars the most? Fortunately, you slept so well, otherwise I wouldn't think of such a good way to mess with people."
"What, I am not a romantic liar? I have a true love to you, and it is easy to tell me! Open the door quickly, otherwise I will rebel and surrender to the enemy and change to a secret love for Xie Qilu! Don't regret it!"
"I knew you were really unreliable, go to die!"
"Don't blame me for turning against me!" Song Baojun was furious and took two steps back, jumped high, and kicked the car window with one foot. "Bang!" He was so shocked that his heels were numb, and he almost fell down, but only a shallow footprint was left in the glass.
Liu Xiyue rolled her eyes: "Oh, I turned my back so quickly? My car is equipped with bulletproof glass. You won't be able to hit it with an iron hammer. Kick it, I see when you can kick it."
Song Baojun continued to retreat and kicked again. This time he kicked not the car window glass, but the right rearview mirror.
The rearview mirror only has a thin steel pipe and wires connected to the car body. There was a slight click, and the thin steel pipe twisted and broken, and the rearview mirror flew away.
Song Baojun picked up the rearview mirror and smashed it into the car window, banging, his face was very fierce, and he shouted: "Female lunatic, don't let me catch you, otherwise I will rape you eighty-eight times."
Liu Xiyue was a little panicked. When she stepped on the accelerator, the gorgeous Porsche 911 rushed forward like an arrow, leaving Song Baojun alone dancing in the rearview mirror in a daze.
It's over! Just fell into a trap and was slapped by Liu Xiyue.
In the expressway area, there is no village in front of the village and the store behind it, and the mobile phone is tricked into the car again, so it is impossible to ask for help.
I don’t know how long I slept, and I don’t know how far I am from Chazhou. Isn’t this a joke?
Liu Xiyue's woman was moody and didn't know when she would make her resentment. It was simply terrifying.
Song Baojun took a deep breath and took a long time to calm himself down. Countless cars whizzed by, and no matter how hard the car stopped, they did not slow down and looked at him. Instead, they had to worry that being too close to the road would easily lead to traffic accidents.
Chapter completed!