Chapter 1537 Otherworld (251)(2/3)
"You asked me to say it. Don't blame me if you can't sleep later..."
Pang Xiaonan said that he had a friend, a man, and others called him Brother Hu, who was big and thick, and was so healthy that he was once a first-class athlete in South China. Brother Hu knew that Pang Xiaonan knew about Gu, so he liked to ask about things related to this aspect every day.
One day, Brother Hu told Pang Xiaonan that his stomach was very uncomfortable recently.
Pang Xiaonan asked when it started. Brother Hu said that it was like this after he came back at the bar two days ago.
Generally, drinking alcohol will hurt your stomach and intestines, so Pang Xiaonan asked Brother Hu to observe again to see if it hurts your stomach and intestines.
But two days later, Brother Hu called again and said that his stomach was getting worse and wrong, and it was useless after seeing the doctor and taking medicine, so he asked Pang Xiaonan to take a look.
Pang Xiaonan knows medical skills. He doesn't believe that alcohol will last for so long if the stomach hurts it, so he goes there. When he meets, he finds that Brother Hu's face is very bad, and his stomach is indeed bloated like a ball.
Pang Xiaonan went over and took the pulse. It didn't look like a stomach problem, so he asked Brother Hu when he encountered this.
Brother Hu has also been in society and probably knows that he might have offended people. He said that when he went to a bar a few days ago, he had a fight with someone.
Fighting at bars is common and no one cares about it. But Brother Hu recalled that two days after the incident, he went to the bar again and met a strange beauty. He invited him to drink when he met.
After a cup, the beauty put her wallet on the table and said, "Please help me check it out, I'll go to the bathroom."
Pang Xiaonan immediately understood that there must be a problem. In fact, everyone understands that there is something tricky about it. Which idiot would give his wallet to strangers to take care of?
Brother Hu relied on his ability to get along on the ground and was not afraid of others playing immortals or something, so he agreed.
After the beauty passed, Brother Hu was drinking and waiting, but a lot of time passed, and he didn't see him. He looked at the wallet, took it, and took it over and took a look.
The wallet is not a big brand, it is just a very ordinary leather bag. It is not very expensive, but the material is OK.
Brother Hu said that when he was holding his wallet, he felt like he had been stabbed by a needle. He raised his finger in front of him but did not see any blood. Because he had drunk a few glasses of wine and was a little dizzy, he didn't take it seriously.
After a long time, the disappeared beauty came back, took her wallet, said thank you to him and left.
Brother Hu said that he was a little depressed at the time and went to the bar for a romantic encounter. He finally met a beautiful woman and thought there would be something to go to at night, but he ended up leaving after a meeting.
At night, Brother Hu was drinking in the bar and was dizzy and went back. When he got up the next day, he felt very uncomfortable in his stomach and couldn't tell what it felt, just like he was not able to let go of it while farting.
On the first day, he didn't take it seriously, but on the second day and on the third day, this feeling became more and more serious. Gentle gas was not like bloating, because it couldn't be fucked out, anyway, it was so uncomfortable to hold it in.
When Brother Hu called Pang Xiaonan to talk about this, he said that he felt like he was angry and was about to explode.
"Are you infected with a ghost?" Pang Xiaonan's first sentence gave a conclusion, which scared Brother Hu to the point of being stunned.
Because Pang Xiaonan usually talks about Gu too scary, ordinary people have long since fainted when they encounter such a thing.
Brother Hu said that the stool he pulled out in the past few days was green, but he couldn't pull it out after just a little bit.
Pang Xiaonan asked Brother Hu: "Is the green you see green or dark green? Or is it a little black green?"
Brother Hu was not sure, and he thought for a long time before saying, "It seems to be dark green."
Pang Xiaonan was even more determined that Brother Hu was caught in the Gu, so he asked Brother Hu to do what he did.
Brother Hu trusted Pang Xiaonan very much, so he went downstairs to buy two bottles of vinegar, and his face turned blue. Most people couldn't stand the vinegar thing when they drank half a bowl, let alone two bottles? But in order to understand Gu, Brother Hu insisted on drinking two bottles of vinegar as water.
Then, Pang Xiaonan asked Brother Hu to stuff two eggs into ** and told him, "After you stuff the eggs in, pull them out, and your illness will be cured."
So Brother Hu cooked two eggs and then took the eggs into the bathroom. Pang Xiaonan didn't know what method he used to stuff the eggs into **.
After a while, Brother Hu came out of the toilet in a panic and asked Pang Xiaonan, "Do you know what I pulled out just now?"
Pang Xiaonan smiled and said, "I know..."
As soon as the two words were said, Brother Hu shouted like a cannon, "Is he me pulling out a bunch of little snakes! Do I fuck him? When I looked down, my mind was almost popping up! Do I fuck him!"
Brother Hu was very excited at the time and cursed for a long time. In fact, it was not really cursing people, but just venting his uneasy and nervousness.
When Pang Xiaonan knew that ordinary people had such a thing, his reaction was similar to his. He smiled and said, "You are fine now. You can wash away the water and lose your eyes. But you have to remember the lesson in the future. People are obviously planning to plot against you, so they won't mention touching things randomly."
Brother Hu said: "I don't know that there are people in this place where the dog says can be used to slap people. I will never dare to touch other people's things in the future."
This matter should have ended here, but Brother Hu couldn't swallow this. As soon as the snake Gu was in trouble, he brought people all over the world to find the boy who had fought a few days ago. Because in his opinion, his own attack on the Gu must have something to do with that person.
But Pang Xiaonan suddenly received a call from Brother Hu. On the phone, Brother Hu shouted: "So many..." and then sent an address to Pang Xiaonan and asked Pang Xiaonan to save him.
Pang Xiaonan probably had Brother Hu been poisoned, otherwise he would not have been so painful.
To be on the safe side, Pang Xiaonan went back to the house and took some things with him.
There were not many things, a three-inch long needle and several small cloth bags of different colors. Pang Xiaonan thought about it, then took a fist-sized pot from the altar and stuffed it into his bag.
These things are always available to Gu people.
The cloth bags contained the well-equipped poison, each with different effects. However, Pang Xiaonan did not intend to kill people when he met, so the poison in the bag was not too vicious. At most, it made people feel weak all over, bleeding from the mouth and nose, and a serious illness.
When he arrived at the place where Brother Hu issued, Pang Xiaonan knocked on the door, but no one came out to open the door, and a black mist faintly emerged from the crack of the door.
Most people cannot see this black gas, but because Pang Xiaonan has experience in raising Gu, he knows that this breath means that there are harms of Gu insects.
So Pang Xiaonan took out the clay pot and opened the fog, and the fog was sucked into the clay pot. Pang Xiaonan looked in along the hole of the clay pot and found that the fog had formed black dew on the bottom of the clay pot and on the wall of the clay pot.
Pang Xiaonan then confirmed that the poison in the room was water-based, and it might be a toad Gu.
After knocking outside the door for a long time, no one came to open the door. So Pang Xiaonan knew that Brother Hu might be in the room, so he couldn't wait and kicked the door and kicked it open.
Fortunately, this is a sparsely populated community, otherwise such a big noise would definitely attract the suspicion of neighbors.
As soon as he entered the door, Pang Xiaonan found a piece of water stain on the ground, which was wet...
Zhang Yao was so impressed that she heard this, but Pang Xiaonan stopped: "You're home."
Zhang Yao looked up and saw that the car had arrived at the Teachers' New Village.
"But your story has not been finished..." Zhang Yao said reluctantly.
"Save it for me to talk about it next time, the future will be long."
Seeing Zhang Yao walking into the door of Teachers' New Village, Pang Xiaonan also drove home, took a casual cooling, and fell asleep.
In the morning, Lieutenant General Marburyland called and said that Director Zhang had come to the school and asked Pang Xiaonan to come over and meet him.
Pang Xiaonan happened to meet Zhao Sijiajia who came to practice on the terrace, so he walked over and asked, "Big star, let me ask you something, what is Director Zhang's origin?"
"Which director Zhang, is that director Zhang?" Zhao Sijia came to Pang Xiaonan's house recently. Although she mastered the method of spiritual breathing, she always felt that the environment here in Pang Xiaonan was the best.
Pang Xiaonan told Lieutenant General Marburyland that he wanted him to meet Director Zhang. Zhao Sijiajia was shocked and said, "Wow, it's amazing, Pang Xiaonan, your debut is at its peak."
According to Zhao Sijiajia, this director is one of the top directors in China. The stars he works with are all first-line celebrities. There are few newcomers like Pang Xiaonan who have not debuted.
Moreover, the movies made by Director Zhang enjoy a high reputation internationally and are also a guarantee of box office, so many celebrities are willing to not get paid or get paid less, and they all have to participate in the movies directed by Director Zhang.
Pang Xiaonan was not very happy, which means that if he participated in Director Zhang's movie, his fame would be expanded to an infinite extent. How could he remain low-key in the future?
"Just do this, I recommend you to Director Zhang, you can act for me."
Pang Xiaonan suddenly had an idea. Isn’t there a ready-made old actor in front of him? I guess Director Zhang should also know Zhao Sijiajia.
"I want to play for you, but there is a difference between you and me, and I, the man and woman, are people wanting male actors."
Zhao Sijia only participated in Director Zhang's movies very early and played a small role in it. Later, she had no interaction with Director Zhang, and I don't know if it was not fate.
"They are begging and shouting to play director Zhang's movies. You are still pushing and hindering. Do you really think of yourself as a big shot?"
"What are you talking about? I just don't want to be a big shot, so I asked you to replace me. In a word, will you go?"
Pang Xiaonan still decided that no matter what Director Zhang's wishes, he would still try to push Zhao Sijiajia up.
"Okay, if you can introduce me to Director Zhang, what's there to be afraid of, but it depends on whether the Hailong Commando agrees. Now I have to organize the approval of the role."
Since joining the Hailong Commando, the organization has made arrangements for Zhao Sijiajia more and more frequent, and Zhao Sijiajia’s appearance rate has become even higher. However, when it comes to some sensitive topics, the organization will still consider it again and again. It is necessary to maintain Zhao Sijiajia’s glorious image.
"You wait for my news."
Pang Xiaonan put a bowl of rice noodles in a hurry and went to Dongli Military Academy after eating.
The meeting with Director Zhang was chosen in Lieutenant General Marburyland's office. When Pang Xiaonan arrived, Director Zhang had not come yet.
"Xiao Nan, you have been very popular recently. Even Director Zhang has fallen in love with you, and you will become more famous in the future."
Lieutenant General Marburyland stood up from the seat behind the desk with a smile and sat next to Pang Xiaonan.
"Principal, can I refuse?"
Pang Xiaonan carefully observed Lieutenant General Marburyland's face, hoping to get a positive answer.
"No, you have to take on this task."
Lieutenant General Marbreyland told Pang Xiaonan that this is a good thing the organization is happy to see. If Pang Xiaonan also becomes a big star, then it will be more convenient to cooperate with Zhao Sijiajia in the future.
Who would have expected that the two big stars in China would be spies? It is a spy in the guise of a star, which is a method that other countries have never tried.
Lieutenant General Marburyland said that when Pang Xiaonan returned from winning the championship, Director Zhang would come to discuss cooperation, but because the schedule was delayed, it has been delayed until now. It is said that this time I came to Pang Xiaonan to discuss invitations for a martial arts movie.
Pang Xiaonan and Lieutenant General Marburyland sat for about half an hour, and the secretary informed Director Zhang that he had arrived.
"Please come in quickly."
A moment later, a thin middle-aged man wearing a black baseball cap and a red sweatshirt walked in. It was director Zhang Xiaogang, who is famous internationally.
Lieutenant General Marburyland walked over and shook hands with Zhang Xiaogang, and expressed his welcome speech with a smile: "Director Zhang, welcome to our Dongli Military Academy to guide the work."
"The principal is so serious, I dare not guide your school work." Zhang Xiaogang's voice was simple and unpretentious, full of the magnetism of a middle-aged man. He turned to look at Pang Xiaonan, "This is Pang Xiaonan, it turns out that heroes are young."
Pang Xiaonan also politely stepped forward and shook hands with Zhang Xiaogang, saying, "Welcome Director Zhang to our school as a guest."
To be continued...