36 Disaster Seeds

36 Disaster Seeds

"I can't see the honor at all. After doing such a thing to me, I dared to appear in front of me with a dignified attitude. You are very brave, Yan Xiaobei."

There was not much hatred, but the sound was so cold that it was bone-chilling that the water around it began to freeze.

"Even if you say that..." If I say I was forced, do you believe it?

Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

"Mr. Pandora." Isaiyama Huangquan's voice came again, "I have something important to leave first."

"Well, go and say hello to Alice for me."

"Oh, take your leave, then I will take your leave too, Lord Pandora." He turned around and ran away.

"You stay, I have something to say to you." Pandora's words pierced my body like an arrow. For a moment, my body seemed to be frozen, motionless.

The sound cannot be made.

Ruth... The footsteps gradually faded away, and that guy Isaiyama Huangquan actually gave up and ran away.

What happened to this woman? She was just playing the piano randomly. I'll beat you up.

Wow

Maybe my eyes were sealed, and other feelings on my body were unexpectedly strengthened a lot. With a sound of sound, I seemed to fly out. I don’t know how long it took to be down to earth.

"Very good, very good, very good." Pandora's voice echoed in my ears, "You have finally landed in my hands now, Yan Xiaobei."

After my body relaxed slightly, I could speak again in an instant, "That... it's better to resolve enemies than to make friends, it's better to us..."

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Before he finished speaking, his whole person was knocked out by a force, his body was split into pieces, but he soon gathered together and restored his human form just now.

"Who do you say is your enemy with you, Yan Xiaobei?"

"I'm sorry, I'm just talking nonsense. For the sake of cc, I'll bypass me this time."

"You beg for mercy so easily. Do you have the backbone and integrity?"

"Ha, integrity, backbone? What is that? Is it delicious? How much does it cost per pound? If Lord Pandora wants it, I will send it to you immediately?"

Pandora sneered. Although I can't see anything now, I can imagine how cold Pandora's face was.

"People talk, keep poor, I want to see what else you can say."

"Nothing is gone." If I dare to say more nonsense now, I believe that this devil will not be stingy with his own strength, and I will practice it well.

No matter what, things have to be solved, Pandora soon got into the topic. "Yan Xiaobei, you snatched my cc and killed me and came to the world with a trace of thought. No matter what, I will not forgive you, but you are Alice's housekeeper now. I can't kill you directly, but I won't do anything, come here."

I stood there tremblingly, unable to move.

"Come here," Pandora said impatiently, a huge suction force pulled me over in an instant, and for a moment I felt like I was being suppressed on a soft big bed.

Put aside the cause and effect of the matter, imagine the current situation.

On a soft big bed, a man was pressed by a splendid demon king, how could he have a terrifying and beautiful scenery?

Of course, I will never have any other ideas.

Just kidding, have you ever seen a human kiss an ant and send a **?

Then, I was kissed.

In an instant, my eyes couldn't help but open to the maximum, and even if I couldn't see anything, I was shocked in my heart.

Really... I was kissed, and the object was the Demon King

That... has the end of the world come? Or is it just a fantasy in my mind. In fact, nothing has happened. Yes, right, right, it must be a fantasy.

Hahaha, I'm really interesting. The devil actually kissed humans or something.

"The taste of cc..." The devil Pandora suddenly said words that seemed very shocking.

The smell of cc, your sister, are you kissing my lips?

"Ha?" Pandora sneered and mocked, "Do you think I'll kiss a human's lips, Yan Xiaobei, are you deliberately irritating me to make yourself die more happy?"

"No, no, no, I didn't think so." I quickly denied it, but the thought in my mind jumped unconsciously and was seen by Pandora.

"Listen, Yan Xiaobei, because you are the contractor of cc, I can easily touch cc through your contract. You are now like a puppet, contacting cc's puppet. No matter what I do to you, I will react to cc's body truthfully."

"Are you so eager for cc?" I couldn't recognize it and complained.

"She is my bride, and I can't imagine that I love her, you, a human being."

"It's really unimaginable." I nodded in agreement. "But since it's your bride, why don't she stay by your side and run to the world? What's going on?"

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask." It seemed that it had caused some pain, and was scolded bluntly.

After a pause, she said in a bad tone: "Yan Xiaobei, how should I deal with you now? CC signs a contract with you. It may not be anything in your eyes, but in my eyes, you are the object of CC's cheating. The past existence was very simple. I crushed it into slag, dried it and made tea."

"You have really done this," I thought Alice was scaring me.

"Because you are Alice's housekeeper, I really can't make you tea, so..."

She gently lit my forehead with her finger, "This is the punishment for you."

Next, there is endless kissing.

As for what happened after the kiss... I'm sorry, it's gone.

...

When I was confused by Isayama Huangquan back to the Kingdom of Doom, I was still thinking about what the punishment Pandora had done to me. It was not until I saw Alice that she told me.

"Ah, that's Pandora's specialty, don't worry."

"No, I'm more concerned about what it is when you say this. What is Pandora's specialty."

"You really care?"

"Ah, I care a lot. If I don't know now, I will definitely lose insomnia tonight. No, I don't know Pandora's specialty one day, so I can't sleep all day, and I will lose insomnia every night."

I said this in one breath and begged, "Let me tell you for the sake of I am your housekeeper."

Alice thought for a while, nodded and said, "It's okay to tell you, it's not a big deal anyway. Pandora is the devil of disaster. Her specialty is naturally related to disaster. She planted a seed of disaster in your soul. It should be said that it is a very rare treasure. Even the other devils are very coveted."

"I heard you say that? It's a good thing." I don't believe she has such kindness.

"It's really a good thing for us, but it should be a disaster for you."

"Ha?" I had no idea.

Alice told me, "The seeds of disaster will automatically emit a kind of fluctuation, which will create a disaster. If you sit at home and do nothing, disaster will fall from the sky. It may be that the spacecraft will lose control, or that the meteor will fall. If you stand on the roof, the building under your feet may collapse, collapse, collapse, and create a tragedy on earth due to various natural reasons. I say this, you understand?"

I understand, and very well understood.

"That is, I am a disaster-making machine now, right?"

"That's right."

"I feel like this is similar to the bad luck you put on me, sir."

"So I said that bad luck and disaster are actually twins, but the difference is that my bad luck is because of human beings, and disaster is because of nature."

Alice smiled and said, "By the way, the bad luck I put on you is not ordinary bad luck, but an existence similar to the seed of disaster. You can also call it the seed of disaster. Congratulations, you can actually integrate the seed of disaster and disaster. From our birth to now, you are the first human being to have such an honor at the same time."

Even if you say that... I'm not happy at all.

I just want to return to the world.

Alice seemed to understand my thoughts and said, "Give up this unrealistic fantasy. If you return to the world, the seeds of bad luck and the seeds of disaster are activated together, it is definitely a disaster star. You will die wherever you go, no matter the people you have come into contact with, the city or the planet."

“No other possibility?”

"certainly"

...

I know very well that from this moment on, my life has embarked on a road of no return, and there is no hope of returning to the world. Alice's housekeeper is determined. Maybe when there is time, I will occasionally think of humans, think of Artoria, Matsuse Hongrisu, Yoyo, Charlotte, Aster... and others.

But after all, I am no longer the same as them, and from then on, I have been different from different paths of humans and ghosts.

Maybe in more than ten years, they will forget me, start a new life, and live their own life.

And I will stand here silently, bless them, be happy for them, and be sad for them.

My life is destined at this moment.

In the next life, I became Alice's housekeeper and the only housekeeper.

Over the past few hundred years, I became more and more familiar with the life and work of the housekeeper, and the ease of the manager, everything in the Demon King Castle, including Alice's daily clothes and clothes.

The cooperation with Isa became more and more tacit, and the favorability between them began to rise.

Isaiyama Huangquan is still inconsistent with me, but she did not mock me for no reason. After the left eye of death was opened, although she had not experienced any decent battles, I knew that with this eye, it would be no problem to kill the superiors in seconds.

Later, Isha and I got married.

Alice held a wedding for us and lived happily together forever.

The whole book is over.

...

Of course, this is a joke, the reality is...

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