Chapter 0679: You don't have me in your heart, only her(2/2)
Liu Shiba choked out a puff of smoke, causing Lao Hei to glare at Huang Zhong and roar in a low voice.
Old Tang said proudly:
"Niubi, do you think you are an 18-year-old girl? It's strange that labor and management react to such a gray-haired old man."
Huang Zhong said angrily:
"Just now, I was pressed down by you and did the trick of playing with the water. Although it was just for show, I had a reaction. Didn't you?"
Old Tang winked and said:
"You don't understand this. I'm going to teach you a trick today. Why do some men shoot in seconds, while others can last for two hours? This is also the secret to why labor and management don't respond. Do you know why?"
Huang Zhong said blankly:
"why?"
Old Tang laughed and said:
"The employer is lying on top of you, and you are thinking of a big girl, so there will definitely be a reaction.
But I, the employer, imagined stinky tofu, do you think there will be any reaction?"
Huang Zhong was stunned and said blankly:
"Stinky tofu? What is it?"
"Ahem!"
Liu Shiba didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and added:
"Lao Huang, how old are you? Still thinking about this, you don't know about stinky tofu, but you know about stinky ****, right?
When you were doing that job, you imagined that there was a smelly piece of cunt underneath you, let alone two hours, you could masturbate for twelve hours..."
Huang Zhong's face was straight and he said with yearning:
“Must try it another day.”
Liu Shiba affirmed:
"You must try it. Lao Huang, you are still out of breath after a long time. I will definitely take you to get some health care..."
Huang Zhongyi said:
"My lord is still considerate..."
"Woo!"
Lao Hei, who was at Liu Shiba's feet, sobbed softly and stared at Shandao with his golden eyes.
Liu Shiba stood up and took a look, smiled slightly and said:
"Two acquaintances are here."
After saying that, Liu Shiba looked at Zhang Guanglie, who was lying on the ground not far away, and turned to Lao Hei and ordered:
"Old Hei! Go and wake this guy up. Don't lick, bite... yes, bite his balls..."
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Chapter completed!