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[Volume 3 The Wizard of the Red Dust] Chapter 028: Going up to Heaven, Going Down to Netherworld

That night, He Xiaoyun and Lu Yan, who were used to cause disasters by Zhao Qingshan, found that the whole world was against them, whether it was a light bulb or a dog raised by the neighbors opposite him!

After a whole night of hard work, the two of them who suffered various blows were going crazy. The results of Liu Xiaoyun led the team were criticized by the leaders and were useless. Lu Yan led the team to tackle the new products that were produced for several months. After testing, they also found that there were various defects. In short, nothing went smoothly...

At six:30 the next morning, He Xiaoyun got up from bed as usual, walked into the kitchen and started preparing breakfast for the two of them this morning. As a result, halfway through, he heard the phone in the living room ringing, and pressed it on the stove and went out to answer the phone.

The result is that the phone number is not seen for many years [Volume 3

The Legend of the World] Chapter 028

I called my good friend from the Heavenly Court and the Netherworld, saying that I would return to Pingshou County from a city thousands of miles away in the past two days. He happily pulled He Xiaoyun to his friends and chatted wildly. It was not until black smoke floated out of the kitchen that she suddenly woke up...

"Ah! My Noodles" didn't have time to say anything to your friend. After hanging up the phone with a click, He Xiaoyun rushed into the kitchen like a strong wind. However, it was too late and the pot was completely burnt black.

Zhao Qingshan's smiling face that made him want to kick after seeing it again appeared in his mind. He Xiaoyun took a deep breath and worked hard for more than twenty minutes before finally cooking two bowls of noodles with fear.

At this time, Lu Yan, who had been sleeping all night, also got up from the bed. As soon as he smelled the burnt smell in the living room of his home, he subconsciously frowned. "Wife, what happened again?"

"Honey, I think no one should go out today." He Xiaoyun walked out of the kitchen with a wry smile, holding two bowls of noodles in his hand. He said as he walked: "I was unlucky again when I woke up in the morning. Today I would just take leave and stay at home. Don't go anywhere!"

"How is this possible? I have to go back to the company to find out the situation [Volume 3

The Legend of the World] Chapter 028

Go to heaven and go to the underworld.” Lu Yan said firmly: “Don’t be deceived by that fortune teller who runs in the world. Our luck will definitely not be that bad!”

"But I really feel so unlucky." He Xiaoyun was almost unable to stand it when he lived a nervous life all day and night. Faced with such a thing, it is indeed easier for women to give in than men.

While speaking, he walked to the dining table with two bowls of noodles. But there was a pool of water on the floor. He accidentally slipped. With a 'Oh', two bowls of hot noodles flew towards Lu Yan, who was about to sit down.

"Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

In a panic, Lu Yan was mixed up with the feet of the table. Although he was lucky enough to avoid the two bowls of noodles that flew out of He Xiaoyun's hand, he also squatted on the ground and saw his wife who also fell under the table.

A swelling of evil fire in my heart, but Lu Yan forced the anger back. He said in the gentle tone as possible: "Wife, be careful next time you do things..."

"I'm very careful." Lu Yan's gentle words fell into He Xiaoyun's ears but were like needles. She simply yelled. Then she hugged her knees with both hands and sat on the floor and started crying. "But we two are really unlucky, husband. I'm afraid..."

"Don't worry, there is no luck in this world. Maybe we were scared by that fortune teller, so we always felt very unlucky." When He Xiaoyun cried, Lu Yan felt a little unbearable and hurriedly went up to comfort him: "Otherwise, from now on, let us work hard to forget the fortune teller and just pretend that this has never happened!"

"Is this really OK?" He Xiaoyun asked in disbelief.

"Try it first." Lu Yan was actually a little confused. He sighed and said, "I will ask for leave from the unit later. I will say you are sick. I will go to the company to understand the situation first. If there is no major problem, I will hurry up and come back."

"What if...bah, bah, bah, I didn't say anything!" He Xiaoyun was so nervous that he was dying.

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and said, "If something unlucky happens along the way, I don't think we both have to wait until three days later. Let's go to find the fortune teller this afternoon!"

"Okay, then be careful on the way." He Xiaoyun hesitated for a moment and agreed to Lu Yan.

More than ten minutes later, Lu Yan, who had finished dressing, plucked the courage to go out, but after only five minutes of going out, he came back in disgrace. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Wife, prepare for it, let's go find that fortune teller! If you can't get through, I'll go crazy if I do this!"

"What's wrong?" He Xiaoyun, who was cleaning up the mess in the living room, raised his head, but saw that his husband was covered in dust, making him look like a construction worker coming out of a construction site, rather than a scientific research team leader of a large company! Where can I find the free and easy temperament of the past?

Facing He Xiaoyun's inquiring eyes, Lu Yan said with a wry smile: "I just left the house, but I don't know which flower pot was dropped from the upstairs. Fortunately, I was alert in advance and reluctantly avoided it. As a result, after walking a few steps forward, several decoration workers came over with a few bags of cement."

"I could have avoided it, but who knew that a child was riding a bicycle and hit my leg. As soon as I stepped back, I hit a decoration worker. So, the cement bag broke a big hole, and half of the cement was spilled on me..."

"...Honey, do you think we two have provoked some bad god?" He Xiaoyun raised his hand with a sad face, and two band-aids were already attached to his hand, "I'm injured too..."

"Change your clothes quickly and go to see the fortune teller before you can even make a fortune teller!" When things got to this point, Lu Yan had to believe it, and if he didn't believe it, otherwise he would have never encountered such an unlucky thing in his life since he was a child!

The poor couple couldn't survive the three days Zhao Qingshan gave them. Only more than ten hours passed, the two left Cuimengyuan community like crazy, and set off carefully along the way.

However, when they appeared in the suburbs of Pingshou County, they suddenly woke up...

"Husband, where is the Eight Immortals Temple?" He Xiaoyun, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was dumbfounded. Looking at the almost completely unfamiliar environment outside the car window, he knew where the Eight Immortals Temple mentioned in Zhao Qingshan's mouth was?

Just as He Xiaoyun and Lu Yan were looking for traces of the Eight Immortals Temple in the suburbs like crazy, Zhao Qingshan was sitting with Tang Cancan in the dilapidated Eight Immortals Temple, holding a gray rabbit in his hand and looking at it carefully. The master and apprentice had a conversation as follows...

"Master, why did this little rabbit refuse to leave after seeing me? It's so cute."

"Yes, it looks delicious. Look at its chubby look, how cute!"

"Then why did it refuse to leave when it saw me? Master."

"Because you pushed it into a corner, how else will it go?"

"Then can I keep it?"

"Yujiang... You have to remember that any food in this world is hard-won. Since this little rabbit took the initiative to find us, it means it is ready to sacrifice one's own life. Have you heard of the allusion of Western Tathagata cutting flesh and feeding eagles? It is imitating Fat Tathagata."

"Oh...what should we do?"

"Of course, we can't let it down for its ambition to sacrifice oneself to become a Buddha!" ​​Zhao Qingshan said righteously: "Yu Jiang, while the fire was burned last night, you should hurry up and find some more firewood for the master!"

Half an hour later, the little rabbit, who didn't know where it came from, became a roasted rabbit with a "Ziz" sound on the fire. Tang Cancan stared at the rabbit's legs and swallowed it with saliva.

Unfortunately, the rabbits on Zhao Qingshan's side had just been baked. Just when they were about to divide them up, Zhao Qingshan's extremely sensitive senses noticed a rustling sound from the path outside the temple.

He swung his right hand and put the roasted rabbit into the Qiankun bag, made a silence at Tang Cancan, and then raised his left hand lightly and pressed his right hand down, making a strange move.

Tang Cancan, who had been following Zhao Qingshan for a long time, immediately understood it, patted his hands and stood up, and stood on the right side of Zhao Qingshan in a regular manner. Zhao Qingshan was sitting cross-legged on the edge of the fire, looking like he was meditating in meditation, which was unimaginable.

Just a few seconds after being prepared, the dusty Lu Yan, He Xiaoyun and his wife had already leaned in and walked in. When they saw Zhao Qingshan sitting cross-legged on the edge of the fire, they immediately seemed to see a living god who saved the suffering, with ecstasy on their faces.

However, before the two of them could make a sound, Tang Cancan, who was standing beside Zhao Qingshan, was already full of serious expressions, and made a move to silence the two of them. Then he pulled his hands out and said in a low voice: "Please don't make noise, two donors. My master is practicing fire art, so it is not advisable to disturb you."

The couple Lu Yan, who were about to speak, immediately closed their mouths, walked out of the Eight Immortal Temple carefully, and stood at the door and asked Tang Cancan in a low voice: "Little Master, when will your master finish his cultivation?"

"Not necessarily." Tang Cancan responded crisply: "My master is a real person in this world. He can reach the heavenly court above and the underworld below. He can enter into meditation at one time for three to five hours, and he can slow down one or two days or even ten days and half a month."

Zhao Qingshan, who was pretending to be sitting next to the fire, almost vomited blood... Bastard, I'm so kind to you! It's been ten or twenty minutes since I was taught, but it's been three or five hours... Chapter 3 is delivered, continue to ask for monthly tickets... To be continued) rq
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