Chapter 028: Pindao wants to eat meat tonight
A fat-headed and big-eared domestic pig arrived at the Nantianmen Gate. Several soldiers on duty in front of the Nantianmen almost dropped their eyes to the ground! Why... Why did His Majesty come back after he went down?
Ignoring the reactions of these heavenly soldiers, Zhao Qingshan said to Zhang Daoling: "You guys continue to take the soldiers and generals to find the reincarnation of immortals and gods in the world. If you find reincarnation of Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, etc., remember not to bring them to me and record their information."
After a pause, Zhao Qingshan continued, "The Emperor of the Western Taiji Emperor, I will take back Longsu Mountain first. If there is no other major matter, don't come to Longsu Mountain to disturb my cultivation. Do you understand?"
"I will obey the order~!" Zhang Daoling and his men knelt down at the same time and agreed in unison.
Zhao Qingshan was alone on the bridge of a big fat pig with white and red color. He returned to Qingyun Temple in Longsu Mountain. He was puzzled. You said, how could a good emperor become a pig?!
Taking the pig directly to the Floating Immortal Island, Zhao Qingshan had to temporarily put down everything else, stare at the silly pig, and watch it swaying its little tail and running around the Floating Immortal Island, looking so happy that after a long time of hard work, he couldn't connect it with the Western Taiji Emperor.
In theory, as long as you find the reincarnation of the immortal god, you can directly transfer it to your position. At most, you can use some small means to make people kneel down sincerely, and it will not take too much effort.
But what if the reincarnation of the immortal god becomes an extremely lazy pig who is close to being unable to communicate? The only choice in front of Zhao Qingshan is to enlighten the pig first, at least make it a little good and able to communicate normally, so that it can take the next action.
Shaking his head and sighed. Zhao Qingshan waved his hand and beat the pig up to the sky. He stepped forward and sat on its white belly with a few steps. He raised his right hand and gently pressed it on its head.
A hazy white light appeared in the palm of his palm, which continued to inject into the pig's body, opening up the extremely mysterious area of his head for it. This process is enlightenment.
According to the regular draw, the smarter the creature, the faster it will be. Although the pig, a creature, proved by countless scientific research, has not low IQ, it still took Zhao Qingshan nearly half an hour to successfully enlighten it.
The pig who has turned on his intelligence is obviously much more confused than before. The worldview that he was originally accustomed to has undergone earth-shaking changes at this moment, and it has learned to think extremely simply.
But this situation lasted for less than half a minute. What it had before turned into something, and it was running around with its little tail, looking carefree.
Seeing this scene, all Zhao Qingshan could do was sigh... After enlightenment, the creatures need a buffer of time to truly learn to think and practice. Some creatures can adapt to this change smoothly in a few hours after enlightenment, while some creatures cannot fully adapt until they die...
"After all, you are a pig reincarnated by a god. The soul is marked with the mark of a god... You can give me a sigh of relief, and you don't ask you to adapt for a few hours. It's enough to give you a few days!" Zhao Qingshan squatted on the rock, looking at the pig, and felt so depressed.
He originally planned to find the Western Taiji Emperor as soon as possible, and then issue an order to go to the Western Pure Land to take over everything there, so that the Western Pure Land, which had been divided for thousands of years, will return to the control of the Heavenly Court, and at the same time find a way to recruit a group of soldiers to follow the Western Taiji Emperor to go there together. Re-establish the westernmost defense system for the Heavenly Court to prevent the excessive expansion of those barbarians and monsters.
But he didn't want to fight. The Western Taiji Emperor, who was highly anticipated by him, was actually a white and red pig with fat and fat pig... Is this playing with me?!
In the next two days, Zhao Qingshan did not do much else. He stayed on the Floating Fairy Island to take care of the pig, and found some samples from time to time to play with it. He could stimulate the potential of the pig as soon as possible in this way, so that it could adapt to the new senses after opening its spiritual intelligence as quickly as possible.
But after all, pigs are pigs. Let's not mention whether they are stupid or not. The lazy tendon alone makes Zhao Qingshan angry. If it weren't too rough, it would leave a psychological shadow on it, which would make it difficult to return to its position in the future, Zhao Qingshan would have whipped it a few times and beat it to pieces!
But whenever Zhao Qingshan showed helplessness to the pig, the pig would stand up and shake its tail, as if it was just despising Zhao Qingshan, and it was almost irresistible...
After saying all the words, the pig ignored Zhao Qingshan and spent all day long to play with him. He ate some of the immortal seeds that Zhao Qingshan planted on the floating fairy island and ate them. Zhao Qingshan's face turned pale.
Finally, Zhao Qingshan couldn't help it, so he took out the rope and tied it up. A kitchen knife 'clicked' in front of the pig's eyes, grabbed its big ear with one hand, Zhao Qingshan shouted: "Bastard, I'll give you another last chance. If I don't show it well, I'll eat pork tonight! Did you hear it?"
The light of the knife flashed, and all the ropes tied to the pig were broken. The pig who had regained his freedom, how could he still pay attention to Zhao Qingshan's threat? He happily turned around in the spot for a few circles, and rushed to the huā altar not far away with a strange cry.
Zhao Qingshan had a split headache, but fortunately, Chang'e, who heard the news, came...
A hazy moonlight shone from the Taiyin Star, still wearing the dragon and phoenix robe representing the identity of Tianfei, Chang'e floated to the floating fairy island of Longsu Mountain. "Your Majesty, where is the Western Taiji Emperor?"
"Isn't this beast there?" Zhao Qingshan looked at the pig that was raging in the huā altar with anger. He had nothing to say. He had to admit that it had already cleaned him up...
Hearing Zhao Qingshan's tone and looking at the pig that was still chaotic, Chang'e couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckled, saying, "It seems that our Jade Emperor is so angry that he wants to eat pork..."
"I wanted to eat it yesterday morning!" Zhao Qingshan did not hide his evil thoughts at all. He stared at the pig that was entertaining himself fiercely and said, "My dear concubine, do you think we are better tonight, or should we eat the hot pot meat?!"
"Haha... Your Majesty, please calm down. Didn't Chang'e come here to help?" Chang'e smiled, spread her hands, and a small crystal clear bottle appeared on her palm. There was a light red ball in the bottle. She said: "This spiritual pill is called Tianxin pill, which is specially used to open up the spiritual intelligence for those mortal beasts. It can also help them adapt to the changes that occur after opening up the spiritual intelligence as soon as possible."
Putting the bottle in Zhao Qingshan's hands, Chang'e continued: "This Tianxin Dan was originally asked by me from the Antarctic Immortal Angle to eat for Jade Rabbit thousands of years ago. There were twelve ones at that time, but now there are only three left. Your Majesty first try whether this Tianxin Dan will be effective. If not, then consider eating pork and not eating it!"
Zhao Qingshan rolled his eyes and said, how could he not hear that Chang'e was joking about him? How could he say that this pig was also the reincarnation of the Western Taiji Emperor. No one can eat it!
But thinking about the fact that this guy has been angry over the past two days, Zhao Qingshan still had some impulse to slaughter it, and cut it into thin slices and put it on the hot pot to avoid letting it get angry again!
As soon as he reached out and picked up the small bottle brought by Chang'e, Zhao Qingshan jumped off the stone platform, slapped the pig again. He pulled out the plug and poured the Tianxin Dan directly into its mouth.
This pig is really worthy of being a pig. No matter what it is, anything with a little fragrance will swallow the Tianxin Dan into its stomach in one mouthful.
Zhao Qingshan raised his foot and kicked it on the belly, saying with a fierce look: "I'll give you another last chance. If this time doesn't work, see if I will kill you tonight!"
Chang'e was amused when she heard this, and flew to Zhao Qingshan and said, "Your Majesty, please wait patiently for a while. If this Tianxin Pill has effect, there will naturally be a strange phenomenon. This proves that the Tianxin Pill has indeed had an effect. Sooner or later, it can make this pig adapt to the current changes."
"What if it doesn't react after eating it?" Zhao Qingshan asked suddenly.
"Then I can only wait until Your Majesty opens the Tushita Palace, or after the Supreme Laojun returns to his position, and then ask Laojun to refine a furnace of better-effect elixirs for it." Chang'e was actually quite helpless when facing this pig.
However, Zhao Qingshan continued to ask: "What if even the immortal pill refined by Taishang Laojun is useless?"
"Then the only way left is to send it into the cycle of reincarnation and wait for its reincarnation body to appear after the next cycle of reincarnation." Chang'e smiled and said, "In this case, Your Majesty can only kill it."
"Oh, it's good..." Zhao Qingshan muttered: "After all, he is the reincarnation of the Western Taiji Emperor. It seems a bit too cruel to use hot pot... My beloved concubine, why don't we eat braised pork!"
"Huff..." Just when Zhao Qingshan had an idea to slaughter the pig and eat meat, the pig seemed to be frightened by Zhao Qingshan's evil thoughts and reacted.
Only a "huff" sound came from the side. When Zhao Qingshan and Chang'e turned their heads, they found a faint red light covering the pig's head.
Seeing this scene, Chang'e finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Your Majesty, it seems that this Tianxin Pill is effective for it. Every one in three days, and the worst in nine days will be better than now..."
Before Chang'e could finish her words, she saw a golden light shining from the sky, and a heavenly soldier appeared in the open space. "Your Majesty, something big happened to Hu Xiaoshan!!!"
Chapter completed!