Chapter 005 Daoist can speak human words
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Zhao Qingshan successfully merged with the Jade Emperor's throne and returned to the mortal world from heaven that night. He found that his body had become a little edema due to the rain soaking for several days.
It took me a night to restore my body to normal. Early in the morning, I got used to carrying buckets back and forth between the top of the mountain and the hillside, adding water to the large water tanks in Qingyunguan yard, and preparing to continue to experience the wonderful uses of the Jade Emperor's position on the mountain.
However, when he went down the mountain to carry water for the 19th time, he heard a young woman's cry for help halfway through the journey. With the idea of accumulating virtue and doing good deeds, Zhao Qingshan decisively rescued the woman. The price he paid for was to consume a broken Taoist talisman that he accidentally picked up in Lingxiao Palace in Tianting last night.
Relying on the short-term flying ability brought by the magic spell of the Beast, Zhao Qingshan really caught the young woman in mid-air and took her back to Qingyun Temple.
After all, it was integrated with the Jade Emperor's throne. Zhao Qingshan was not surprised at his ability to fly. The only feeling was an unspeakable excitement... Haha, I... No, I... No, I will fly too!
But for Luo Xian'er, who has lived in a big city since childhood and has never met many professional geniuses, Zhao Qingshan's performance is almost the same as the legendary immortal.
Especially when Zhao Qingshan put down the terrified Luo Xian'er and appeared in Luo Xian'er's sight with a standard Taoist robe, Taoist crown and Taoist boots.
Luo Xian'er stood stupidly on the bluestone ground of Qingyun Temple, looking at the Taoist priest who was as old as him in front of him, but was full of righteousness in the immortal family. Luo Xian'er's mind was immediately messed up. He opened his mouth wide and his eyes widened, but could not say a word for a long time.
Fortunately, Zhao Qingshan reacted quickly and praised the woman for her beautiful appearance in her heart. She was even more beautiful than the so-called pure school beauties she saw on the computer. On the surface, she almost instinctively showed a gentle smile and bowed: "Wuliang Tianzun... This lady, I am Qingchengzi here to be polite."
The natural movements like flowing clouds and water were filled with an unspeakable unique charm. At this time, Zhao Qingshan looked horizontally and vertically like a paradise who had become an immortal.
Luo Xian'er woke up from the stunned state by Zhao Qingshan's clear and clear voice, and was at a loss, and replied incoherently: "That... little girl Luo Xian'er, thank the Taoist priest for saving her life... I don't know Changfang's name... Oh, no, it's the Taoist priest's name..."
"I am Qingchengzi, I am polite here." Zhao Qingshan bowed again patiently.
Luo Xian'er blushed. After the question was released, she realized that the Taoist priest in front of her had read the aisle number before. She replied awkwardly: "You are polite to Taoist priest... The little girl Luo Xian'er is polite..."
Listening to Luo Xian'er's half-in-the-half answer, Zhao Qingshan felt funny, but a very peaceful smile on his face, nodding at Luo Xian'er, "There is a lot of rain in the mountains in recent days. Longsu Mountain was originally high and steep, but this time it was even more muddy and slippery. I wonder why this lady is sad. If you choose to go up the mountain at this time, you will find a short-term view?"
"Ah?!" Luo Xian'er was petrified directly, but Zhao Qingshan still looked serious, which made her unable to make her angry. She could only stutter and replied: "The Taoist priest... The Taoist priest misunderstood. The little woman went up the mountain and... was not seeking a shortcoming, but was depressed in her heart and went up the mountain to collect folk songs."
"Oh, that's because I misunderstood." Zhao Qingshan then suddenly realized that he wanted to learn from his master Xuan Yuan to touch his long beard, but the beard on his chin was not long at all. As a result, after raising his hand, he realized that the action of touching his beard turned into touching his chin. The temperament of a fairy family was almost destroyed by this action.
But at this time, Luo Xian'er saw the gasoline generator in the corner of the yard again. She was stunned for a moment before she asked carefully: "I don't know... can Taoist Master speak human language?"
Zhao Qingshan almost staggered and fell down directly. Fortunately, the reaction was timely. In order to maintain his image as a paranormal, he showed a solemn expression on his face and said, "This lady, although I am a monk, I am still in this world. I am not a demon, a ghost, or a demon, and I can speak human language."
"That... the little woman means that the Taoist priest probably hasn't seen the Legend of Zhen Huan, right?" Luo Xian'er felt a little embarrassed by Zhao Qingshan's fooling, and she said shyly: "The human words I mean are the ones that are more common in the world..."
"Oh, what the lady said is the saying?" Zhao Qingshan, who had not had much ink, suddenly realized it and took the opportunity to go down the stairs. "For example, I, my sister, I'll wipe it, I'll poke it?"
Zhao Qingshan's metaphor is quite vulgar, but it becomes extremely friendly when Luo Xian'er's ears become. She nodded happily and said, "Yes, yes, yes, that's right... Oh, hey, I'm so suffocating. Are you Taoist priests so awkward when they usually speak?"
"A monk has his own words to become a monk. If you have never become a monk, you will naturally not understand." Zhao Qingshan actually felt relieved. If he continued to break this, he wouldn't know how to organize his words.
Looking at Zhao Qingshan's expression of "I am a monk and I am proud", Luo Xian'er didn't know what she could say for a moment, and her heart was pounding like a deer bumping around.
I originally wanted to climb to the top of the mountain to prove my willpower, but I didn’t expect that by chance, I met a flying Taoist priest on the mountain... By the way, flying!
Luo Xian'er's eyes lit up immediately and she hurriedly said, "By the way, Taoist priest, I'll ask you... you..."
"If you believe, you have it; if you don't believe, you won't." Zhao Qingshan directly interrupted Luo Xian'er's inquiry, and looked like "I am outside the world, you are in the world" and smiled and said, "Right and wrong, true and false, it is just the result of a thought in the human mind. Why do you have to be so persistent?"
"Oh..." Luo Xian'er nodded as if she had understood it, but she also understood what Zhao Qingshan didn't want to say more, but she didn't dare to ask more questions right now.
In this wilderness, I met a young Taoist priest who lives alone on the top of the mountain and can fly... If this annoys people, what if someone rapes them first and then kills them, then rapes them and then kills them?
Luo Xian'er suddenly became a little scared...
She had an idea, and suddenly fell forward, and she exclaimed, "Oh, my feet hurt..."
Zhao Qingshan really didn't know whether Luo Xian'er was true or not. He wrapped himself in her right arm, and grabbed Luo Xian'er while shaking his body. He kept a safe distance. He said, "Maybe he accidentally twisted his feet when he fell off the cliff. Come with me and I'll take a look for you."
Luo Xian'er originally wanted to do a show to see Zhao Qingshan's reaction, but she didn't expect that this move and she felt a severe pain in her right ankle, and tears burst out in a flash, "It hurts so much..."
Chapter completed!