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Chapter 141 You lie!(2/2)

But the system didn't say that when will the heavenly tribulation come today, it would be embarrassing.

Xu Que had no choice but to think of it, summoned the system and asked, "System, when will the heavenly tribulation come? Wouldn't you ask me to wait here? That's so boring!"

"Ding, there are four hours left before the host's heavenly tribulation arrives, so please wait patiently!"

"Damn, four hours, aren't it eight hours? No, I'm very busy. Is there any way to take the initiative to attract the heavenly tribulation?" Xu Que said speechlessly.

"Yes, but it will increase the difficulty of the heavenly tribulation again."

"I'm afraid of yarn, tell me, what's the solution?" Xu Que said indifferently.

The system was silent for a moment before responding: "Please pretend to be a fool and you can call the heavenly tribulation!"

"Pretty?"

Xu Que raised his eyebrows and was immediately happy.

This is too simple.

Immediately, he looked at the sky, took a deep breath, and said: "It is said that when I was born, auspicious clouds appeared in the north of the sky, gradually coming from far to near..."

When everyone heard Xu Que speak inexplicably about his birth experience, they immediately became quiet, as if they wanted to hear what this unethical monkey head was.

Xu Que successfully attracted everyone's attention, so he said with more affectionate feelings: "That cloud floated to my house... and turned into a word: handsome!"

Hearing this, everyone's heads were immediately covered in black.

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for showing off successfully, and rewarding 30 points for showing off!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully showing off his face, and rewarding him with fifty points of pretentiousness!"

...

After hearing so many tips for showing off, Xu Que became even more excited. He continued to say quickly like a machine gun: "After my father saw me, he cried out for a month and a half. He didn't believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosome. He rushed to my mother's bed several times with a knife, waving and saying that he would cut me into flesh paste. My mother protected each other with death, so I was able to survive. Grandpa's glaucoma has been more than ten years, and it is impossible to tell whether it is a human or a dog from a meter away. However, when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears and poked his eyes. From then on, he never saw the light of day. He said he didn't want to see people again, so as not to be endless troubles..."

Everyone was about to faint. I had never seen anyone boast about being so shameless and shameless...

However, Xu Que's face continued to shout with a sad face: "The women all over the world are crazy about my appearance. Even a female fly is proud to be on my shoulders. Everyone is crazy about me and chasing me. I... have no freedom at all. So I fled desperately, fled desperately... Finally, I ran to a mountain. I asked God, why? Why did you treat me like this? I was extremely angry, I hated this heaven! I hated this earth! Why? Why am I so handsome? No! I want to resist this fate. I don't want to rely on a face and do nothing. Isn't this burying my talent and the meaning of life?"

With his head down, Xu Que's eyes were bright, pointing at the top of the thunder pool, and shouting almost at the top of his lungs: "Actually... I'm not handsome!"

"Boom--!"

In an instant, a deafening thunder exploded, as if the gods were frightened and angry.

Xu Que suddenly felt his scalp numb, as if he heard a sound of "You are lying" from the air!

The next moment, the whole sky will change color, dark clouds are covered with dark clouds, and the wind is howling. Magnificent and terrifying thunders shuttle through the clouds like a giant dragon!
Chapter completed!
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