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Chapter 178: Reciprocal exchanges, send you a poem!

"Ding, successfully using "Three Hundred Tang Poems", the content of this book has been stored in the host's mind!"

As the system prompt sounded, Xu Que's mind was suddenly filled with a huge amount of knowledge, and in just a blink of an eye, it all digested!

Poetry fighting? Who is afraid of whom!

Xu Que raised a smile on his lips, raised his teacup, took a sip, and said calmly: "It is impolite to come but not go. Since Mr. Mo gave me a word, I will give you a poem!"

Everyone was stunned, sending a poem?

Mr. Mo taught you a lesson, that is your honor, but in front of Mr. Mo, you dare to send poems? Isn’t this sick?

Mr. Mo’s title of King of Poetry is not a false reputation. You, a little unknown scholar, dare to show off your skills in front of Mr. Mo!

Everyone was happy and looked at Xu Que with a sarcastic look on his face.

A scholar shook his head and smiled: "Mr. Mo knew to read at the age of three, recited poetry at the age of five, and could write poetry at the age of ten. He was named the "King of Poetry" by the Fire Emperor. How dare you speak so hard here and want to give Mr. Mo a poem? It's simply overestimating your ability!"

"Is that so what?"

Xu Que smiled coldly and said, "Before I was three years old, I competed with the heroes of Heshuo for poetry, and at the age of five, I was rampant in the Eastern Desert with poetry. After the age of ten, I was no longer stuck in things, and I could write poems with plants, trees, bamboo and stones. I was called the poetic immortal, nicknamed Dugu Qiubai!"

“…”

The whole audience was silent in an instant!

Everyone looked at Xu Que with contempt, speechless.

I have seen someone who can brag, but I have never seen someone who brags to the sky!

The Immortal of Poetry? Still Dugu Qiubai? Why don’t you just call Donghuang Bubai?

Tang Liufeng also had a bitter face, covering his forehead, as if he was sitting on pins and needles. Obviously, he felt that Xu Que was really boasting about what he said.

If you really relied on poetry in the East Wilderness Continent at the age of five, how could you never hear your name?

...

After hearing Xu Que's words, Mo Yunshang couldn't help laughing, shook his head and smiled, and looked at Xu Que jokingly and said, "Since Brother Li wants to give me a poem, then I'll listen with ease!"

As soon as this statement came to praise everyone.

"I am worthy of being Mr. Mo, with an extraordinary demeanor, and really an expert!"

"This is the real style of a great man, and it can tolerate all arrogance!"

...

However, only Mrs. Ya's eyes shone brightly, she had already found a corner to sit down and looked at Xu Que.

In fact, she had long been unable to stand and was powerless.

As the sister of the Fire Emperor, Mrs. Ya has an unknown secret. She respects those talented men. Whenever she sees them reading wonderful poems, she will find it difficult to control her feelings, and her body will have special reactions, she will be weak all over, and her face will be red and her heart will be refreshed!

Now, an unknown Li Bai appeared, but he had a different wisdom and personality than ordinary people. When he met Mr. Mo, the poetic king of Mingsheng Academy, the game of talent between the two made it difficult for Mrs. Ya to control herself. Before she really started, she was already unable to stand firm!

In a vaguely, Xu Que also noticed Mrs. Ya's fiery gaze and was shocked. Damn, why is this young woman's eyes so scary? She always feels that she wants to eat me! It's so sexy!

However, in public, Xu Que did not dare to think about it anymore, and hurriedly gathered his soul and stabilized the fire in his lower body.

Then, his eyes swept to Mo Yunshang opposite him: "Young Master Mo, you just said that being full will bring harm and humility will benefit. You are calling me arrogant, right? But although you said this well, it cannot apply to everyone!

For example, I was very modest. Some people said I wrote good poems, but I said nothing, but the man slapped me on the spot and said I was hypocritical! So, from then on, I changed my mind and changed my past mistakes, and changed this shortcoming."

“…”

After hearing this, everyone twitched hard, and they were speechless again.

Those who can say such words have obviously reached the pinnacle of shamelessness. For such people, there is definitely nothing to say.

"Sensational!" At this time, Mr. Zhao, who had been silent since the beginning, had been arrogant and snorted suddenly.

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Xu Que, and their faces were filled with gloating.

Li Bai, Li Bai, you're done, even the capital of the four talents has been annoyed by you. Now, how arrogant you are now!

Tang Liufeng was also so scared that his face turned pale. He leaned against Xu Que and reminded in a trembling voice: "Brother Li... Brother Li, Mr. Zhao has spoken, you should just calm down a little!"

"Why?" Xu Que said indifferently.

"He...he is the leader of the four talents. In a few days, Princess Yanyang will recruit her son-in-law. Mr. Zhao will definitely be the unique candidate. We must not offend him!"

"Mr. Concubine?" When Xu Que heard this word, he immediately became angry and sneered: "I'm afraid it's not his turn!"

"This..." Tang Liufeng was also speechless. Seeing that he could not persuade Xu Que, he had to stop talking!

At this time, Mo Yunshang's face was a little impatient, as if he felt that he had overestimated the Li Bai in front of him, and suddenly became a little bored, and said lightly: "Li Bai, where is your so-called poem?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. Mr. Mo, listen well, this poem is very educational to you!"

Xu Que put down the teacup, picked up the folding fan, and pretended to shake it.

Everyone was too lazy to pay attention to his arrogant words, and they all stared at him, waiting to see him look ugly!

Mrs. Ya held her breath, her eyes full of expectations!

After Xu Que made his posture, he finally opened his mouth and slowly recited: "A ditch three feet away from the ground, and the water flows all year round."

Everyone was slightly surprised. This is the first poem about the scenery? Where does the educational significance come from?

At this moment, with a "bang", Xu Que held the folding fan in his hand and said the last two sentences: "No cattle and sheep are coming to eat grass, but Yun Shang is washing his hair!"

There is a ditch three feet away from the ground, and the water flows long all year round.

No cattle and sheep came to eat grass, but Yun Shang was washing his hair!

"Well?"

After hearing this, everyone frowned, with a look of confusion and shock.

Isn’t this an ordinary poem about scenery?

Hey, no, Yun Shang is here to wash his hair? Isn’t Yun Shang the name of Mr. Mo?

This poem doesn't seem that simple!

"A ditch three feet away from the ground, and the water flows long all year round? How can there be a ditch three feet away from the ground? What a strange thing..." Tang Liufeng also repeatedly recited the poem Xu Que said, took a sip of tea, frowned and thought bitterly.

Seeing everyone thinking hard, Xu Que was still alive and continued to eat the snacks on the table.

In fact, this poem is not a Tang poem, but a popular limerick on the earth in the past life, or... lewd poem!

"A ditch three feet away from the ground" refers to an indescribable part of a woman's body. As for "Yun Shang comes to wash his hair", of course, Mo Yun Shang is compared to little jj!

Xu Que thinks there is nothing wrong with this. You scold me for being arrogant, I scold you for being a little bit too much, and you have nothing to do with respect!

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