Chapter 757 It's so nice again!
If the eyes could kill a person, Xu Que would probably be full of holes now!
This level of talkativeness is unbearable for people. No matter how calm the empress dowager is, she will almost collapse at this moment!
Even far away in the secret room under the mysterious cave, the monks who looked at this scene were confused at this moment.
Today they finally realized that a person's shamelessness can be so bottomless.
"No wonder he was able to join the Blasting Sky Gang. It turns out that this guy's shameless bottom line is no worse than Xu Que!"
"It's so scary. Even the illusion cannot cure him!"
"Originally, after the Taoist couple entered the illusion, they experienced it all in the royal palace and the imperial city. They had never entered the palace at all. As a result, this guy had just entered for a day and had already arrived at the palace!"
"But then again, this empress dowager is so beautiful!"
"No matter how beautiful it is, it is an illusion!"
"Bah, what's wrong with the illusion? The illusion can do that, as long as it feels real enough..."
Everyone kept talking, from criticizing Xu Que to finally unknowingly directing the topic to the Queen Mother.
Of course, Xu Que did not think about how to do the Empress Dowager at this time.
After all, Fairy Zixia is still outside the door!
Even if you are roaming, you can’t be roaming the illusion of the day. How embarrassed and so embarrassing!
"Empress Dowager, let's talk. Find me a decent piece of clothing. We have lived here in the past few days. In this way, we can talk about whether to give you a gun or not!" Xu Que said, patted the empress dowager's shoulder and said earnestly.
"Stay here?" The Empress Dowager frowned and said coldly: "Hmph, what a crazy thief who kidnapped the little princess and wanted to live in my bedroom. If the King of Jin knew about it, what would he think?"
"What he would think is not my business!" Xu Que accused with a stern face and said with a heartbroken look: "But sister of the Queen Mother, have you ever considered what the emperor would think just now? And you are frivolous to me. What would the emperor think if he knew?"
"You..." The Empress Dowager suddenly stared at her and was so angry that she couldn't speak.
Just now, she sat on her thigh, just trying to snatch the gun and leave it to the blacksmith for research, and finally created a military horse with strong firepower. Who would have thought that she would fall into the trick of this little thief and even caught his chicken...
It's so angry that I think about it!
"Okay, I understand your bottom line anyway. Everyone is adults and I haven't seen anything before! And I am a face-blind person and have no idea about you. I just want to stay here for a few days to avoid the limelight. After the matter is done, this gun... will naturally belong to you. And if you perform well, I will give you more than a dozen or twenty pistols, and it will be fine!"
Xu Que said with a smile.
The Empress Dowager suddenly became silent and couldn't help but feel a little moved!
Logically speaking, she didn't want the little princess to be kidnapped by this man, but the conditions offered by this guy were so attractive!
As long as you have one gun, it is enough for people to fight ten. If tens of thousands of guns are used in the future, it will be equivalent to an army of 100,000!
With such a comparison, she was really shaken!
Moreover, in order to prevent the invasion of neighboring countries, emperors of all generations have married many princesses. Now that they sacrifice a little princess, it is nothing!
"Okay! The Ai family promised you to stay!" Finally, the empress dowager nodded, staring at Xu Que with beautiful eyes and said, "But the Ai family has a condition. You must leave a gun first, so that you don't regret it when the time comes!"
"Of course this is OK, but if you can give it to you, the bullet won't work!" Xu Que smiled immediately, took out the bullets and threw the pistol to the Queen Mother!
The Queen Mother really practiced martial arts. She reached out and waved her wrist and took the pistol naturally and cleverly.
After she carefully observed a little, she nodded calmly: "Okay, you will stay here in the next few days. The Ai family will order the idle people to wait and not get close, but you'd better not run around by yourself, otherwise if you are discovered, the Ai family will find it difficult to protect you!"
"Okay, I like to work with a cheerful person like you, the Queen Mother, the most! Get me a set of clothes first, don't be too exaggerated, just give me a few simple dragon robes or something!" Xu Que said with a smile.
When the empress dowager heard this, she suddenly froze.
Dragon robe?
Why don’t you say that you will give the throne to you?
She suppressed her anger and pretended not to hear anything, and turned around and walked towards the door.
With a creak, I pushed open the door and left completely.
Fairy Zixia and the little princess walked in and looked at Xu Que with confusion and surprise, unable to figure out how he solved the problem.
"Hua...Brother Hua'an, the Empress Dowager actually recognizes me. I just wanted to tell you, but it's too late!" At this time, the little princess lowered her head and looked like she was doing something wrong, and whispered.
"It's okay, we will live here from now on. If we get used to it, we can live for a long time!" Xu Que said with a smile.
At least now he had figured out the Queen Mother's psychology. As long as there was something that could impress her, he could always use her as a puppet.
Soon, the Empress Dowager brought back a bunch of clothes in person, which were some ordinary imperial guard clothes. After putting them down at will, she looked at the little princess and said, "Little princess, you have lived in Ai's house these days, but remember not to run around, do you understand?"
"I understand, thank you, Empress Dowager! You are so nice, Empress Dowager!" The little princess didn't know what happened at all. When she heard the Empress Dowager's words, she thought the Empress Dowager was like this to help her, and she looked happy.
The queen mother nodded slightly, glanced at Xu Que lightly, and then turned around and left.
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In the next few days, Xu Que and his friends really lived a stable life. They kept moving around the bedroom and no one came to disturb them.
When he arrived at three meals every day, the empress dowager brought the meals in person, which made Xu Que quite satisfied.
One day, he stood alone in the courtyard, smiling and sighed: "This illusion is not very good, there is no danger at all! There is also a queen mother serving her food, drink, and shelter. She is completely on vacation! Hey, it's so cool, so happy, and so happy!"
In the secret room of the cave outside, many monks who heard this from the picture instantly turned dark.
No danger?
Vacation?
Cool?
Happy?
Damn, what does it mean to be more annoying than a person? That’s it!
When others enter the illusion, their fate is more miserable than the other. As a result, it is this guy's turn, but they all have completely changed!
It was obviously a tragic and abusive illusion, but in the end it was played like this by this guy, kidnapped the little princess, teased the queen mother, and finally lived in the queen mother's bedroom. She was still serving the queen mother for three meals. This was simply no one else!
"Oh, I envy him so much!"
"Yes! I originally thought I was trapped here, so I would have suffered from the illusion in the past. Now seeing him like this, I can't help but want to enter the illusion!"
"Me too!"
"You said that if we go down now and go to the position they entered before, will we meet him inside?"
"Hey, maybe this is. If we meet him, we will have a way out!"
Chapter completed!