Chapter 965 I'm Expensive!
"puff!"
In an instant, someone sprayed out the newly imported tea on the spot.
Everyone present also stared at him, with a confused look on his face.
What is the introduction?
If you call Wang Dahui, you just say that you are Wang Dahui. Why are you adding so many fucking dramas to yourself?
What are the big ones? What are the big ones? What are the fortune tellers? What are the fortune tellers?
Can you still have some shame in this kind of elegant occasion?
"Ha!" Lu Zhouhe and others shook their heads, and a playful smile appeared on their faces again.
They were still dissatisfied the moment before, but now, they are almost relieved.
Because they were sure that Miss Dong would never look down on such a vulgar person, it was so despicable.
Behind the veil.
The lady of the Dong family was really shocked at this moment. She never expected that the gentle young master, who had just been gentle, would say these words openly. This was really unexpected.
"But... the divination is a matter of appearance..."
The lady of the Dong family pursed her lips slightly and her eyes were bright, as if she was quite interested in what Xu Que said about fortune-telling!
She spoke and said softly: "Prince Wang..."
"Hey... don't call me Prince!" Xu Que waved his hand and interrupted, saying softly: "Call me Dahammer!"
Depend on!
Everyone in the audience suddenly twitched, their faces full of shame.
Big... Brother Dahammer?
Hammer your sister! Is it disgusting?
Even the lady of the Dong family behind the veil was stunned for a moment, then her cheeks were slightly red, and she thought to herself how could this person be so shameless?
"Brother Dagger is awesome!" At this time, a shout sounded from behind the crowd.
Damn! Is there really someone shouting?
When everyone heard this, they immediately turned their heads and looked, but only saw a dog sneaking out of the gate.
Everyone subconsciously ignored the dog and glanced at the rest of the people, wanting to see which fool was calling "Brother Dahammer"!
"Young Master of Sledgehammer!" At this time, the voice of the lady of the Dong family came from behind the shiwa mantle again.
Naturally, she couldn't really call someone who happened to meet "Brother Dahammer" in front of so many people. This seemed too close to the reserve of a woman she learned from childhood.
"The little woman has seen the 'Divine and Divination' in ancient books. It is said that this tragedy can be regarded as a destiny and has no choice but to make it clear. Could it be that the young master is really good at it?" She asked, very curious.
"Of course!" Xu Que immediately showed a proud expression, "If Miss Dong is interested, I can also divine you and see what is going on, but..."
"But what?"
"need……"
“What do you need?”
"You need to touch it..."
Before Xu Que could finish his words, everyone's face changed suddenly.
Touch it?
Damn, what are you trying to touch?
"presumptuous!"
Lu Zhouhe immediately shouted loudly, his face full of anger.
"Shameless!"
"What do you want to do, a charlatan?"
"This place is not a place where you mess around, don't go too far!"
"Miss Dong, don't be fooled by this shameless person!"
The others shouted loudly and accused Xu Que of sternly.
Someone even stood up and raised his chest and said, "If you want to touch me, I don't believe you can really calculate everything about me!"
"Get out! Why am I touching you? Are you crazy? I don't want to be face-saving? What I said was to touch your hands and look at your palms. Where do you want to go? I, Wang Dahui, is that kind of casual person?" Xu Que said angrily, and his face was stern.
Everyone was speechless and rolled their eyes.
Touch your hands?
Believe in your evil!
At this time, Lu Zhouhe suddenly took a step forward, stood in front of Xu Que, and said coldly: "The things like fortune-telling and reading are a legend. Even if they really exist, they have been lost. I don't believe you are good at this. Do you have to look at palmistry? Okay, I'll show it to you!"
After saying that, he stretched out his hand and handed it to Xu Que.
Xu Que was immediately happy, swept it absent-mindedly, then shook his head and said, "Young Master Lu, right? I've seen your palm. If I'm not wrong, you are good at music and have written a new song recently!"
"Ha! Can you count something we don't know?" Lu Zhouhe immediately sneered, with disdain on his face.
Everyone was speechless. Who doesn’t know what Xu Que said?
"Think about what you don't know? Of course!" Xu Que's mouth suddenly raised: "Young Master Lu, are you still single? To be honest, you will be single in the future, and you will be single in the future, and you will be lonely for the rest of your life!"
"You..." Lu Zhouhe's face turned black with anger.
Xu Que's words were completely hinting that he could not get along with Miss Dong.
However, at this moment, the voice of the lady Dong's family behind the shiman was: "Mr. Sledgehammer, can you tell me how did you see it?"
"Haha, the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed!" Xu Que smiled deeply, looked at the layer of veil again, and continued, "But since it was Miss Dong who asked me, I can tell you the reason!"
"Thank you, Mr. Dahammer!" The lady of the Dong family responded immediately. She was obviously very curious about these things and was very interested.
"Actually it's very simple. When I looked at the palm of Mr. Lu, I found that his palm was very big!" Xu Que replied.
Everyone present was stunned.
The palm of your hand?
What does this have to do with loneliness throughout life?
The lady of the Dong family was also stunned for a moment and asked, "Why is this?"
"Because..." Xu Que paused, suddenly picked up the guitar, plucked the strings, and sang: "The older you grow, the more lonely you become, the more uneasy you get, and you have to watch the wings of your dreams be broken..."
After singing this, he suddenly stopped and said to everyone with a humble look on his face: "How is it? Have you heard it clearly? The more you get bigger your palm, the more applaud you. Look at Mr. Lu's hand, you are so thief. If he is not alone for the rest of his life, I will eat shit on the live broadcast!"
"puff!"
Someone sprayed out the tea in his mouth again.
The others also rolled their eyes and almost fainted.
Lu Zhouhe was so angry that his whole body trembled, and almost spit out an old blood.
The bigger the palm, the more lonely you are?
Why don't you go to heaven?
Which one of the best ways to do this?
The atmosphere of the whole audience suddenly dropped to a freezing point, which was very awkward.
Because Xu Que’s story is not funny, if it is a joke, it is also a cold joke that is extremely cold!
Including behind the veil, it was also quiet.
It was not until a few breaths that the lady of the Dong family showed an embarrassing and polite smile and said softly: "Uh, I didn't expect that Mr. Sledgehammer was so funny, but it gave the little girl some insight!"
"Miss Dong, please be polite!"
At this time, Xu Que put on a serious face and smiled lightly: "Actually, the divination and fortune-telling matters are indeed the secrets of heaven that cannot be revealed, otherwise it will damage my good deeds and character. So what I explained just now is just a joke. As for whether you believe it or not, you can do whatever you want!
Besides, I came today not to show off my abilities, nor to prove anything, but to ask Ms. Dong for help if I have something!"
"Oh?" The lady of the Dong family was stunned and nodded, "I wonder where the little girl can help Master Dagger?"
"Oh, this matter is a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily and said with a sad look on his face: "I have a good friend Ergouzi. He is innocent, kind, simple and honest, but he has suffered from incurable diseases recently. Before he died, he wanted to take a sip of the Ten Thousand Years Flower Dew! I hope Miss Dong can help me and give me some Ten Thousand Years Flower Dew. There is no need to do too much, just a dozen or twenty barrels."
"What?" Miss Dong was shocked.
Everyone present was moved.
Wannian Hua Dew?
It turns out that after a long time of trouble, this guy came for the Wannian Hualu?
And as soon as you open your mouth, you will have to pay more than ten or twenty barrels?
Mom sold the criticism, I really thought that the Wannian Hua Dew fell from the sky? It was like a lion's mouth!
"Young Master Sledgehammer, this matter is probably..." At this time, the lady of the Dong family responded, with a hint of embarrassment and wanted to speak but stopped.
Xu Que immediately looked calm and said solemnly: "Miss Dong, don't worry, I, Wang Daechui, are not the kind of person who likes to receive favors for free! If you can help me, I am willing to promise myself... Hey, don't look at me like this. I usually charge very expensively, 800 yuan at a time, 20,000 yuan at night, and Mrs. Tong is not bullied!"
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Chapter completed!