no, 271 The spoof chapter in confusion
...The puzzle chapter in the confusion
"What's the ability to live with hope? It's a pervert if you want to die..." Huang Junming looked at the beauty in front of him and was secretly lying in his stomach.
The daughter-in-law was naturally the one who was full of joy, but the one who wanted to die was Huang Junming, a well-dressed Taoist.
"Huang Junming!" Princess Qianjin was probably the first person in the Tang Dynasty to call out Huang Junming's name in diameter. "Don't worry, I'm not here to bother you today. But I have a question to ask you!"
"What's the problem?" Huang Junming was startled and took a few steps back, looking like a little woman who was about to be insulted. It seemed that the current daughter princess turned into a whip queen, forcing Huang Junming to the corner.
"You also know that my jade girl is not a man. So there are many things I don't understand. I just want to ask you. Why do men always cheat?" Princess Qianjin seemed to have not seen Huang Junming's retreating expression and spoke in diameter.
When Huang Junming heard that it was this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He thought it was something. "Actually... not only men will cheat, but women will cheat too!" Huang Junming relaxed and said without restraint. He completely ignored the identity of the person standing in front of him.
"What?! Impossible! How can we women cheat?!" Princess Qianjin was very disbelief and widened her eyes and waved her fist at Huang Junming, with an urge to swing her fist down when she couldn't explain clearly.
You should know that in the palace of Princess Qianjin, except for Princess Qianjin's personal maid Xueer, the rest are all bitter lovers. They all have one or another emotional problem, and after having been in contact with them for a long time, Princess Qianjin naturally feels that only men can cheat, while women are the identity that is stronger than Jin, insists on love, and is then thrown into tears.
On the other hand, Huang Junming saw the pink fist raised by the daughter of the daughter, and secretly swallowed the mouth. Huang Junming was really not good at letting her punch her. First, it sounds bad to say it, and second, it can't fight back. Is it so frustrating. However, Huang Junming is still quite disdainful of Princess Qianjin's idea. Haven't you seen a princess in the Tang Dynasty and a monk on the bed, but let her husband guard the door in his own hands. Haven't you seen a female talented man who changed her palace clothes into Taoist uniforms. Then in front of the Sanqing statue, Jingshen Xiangxia and a talented man who "come to the name" played one piston movement after another.
For examples like this, Huang Junming can show dozens of them with one mouth, but these things have not happened yet. If you "divinate" this matter, you might be criticized after decades or hundreds of years. However, although Huang Junming was willing to give an example in such a thing before the Tang Dynasty, he really couldn't speak at this time. There is no way for a princess to be too famous?
"Hey! Master Huang Tai! What are you thinking! Tell me quickly!" Princess Qianjin saw that Huang Junming was a little stunned, and quickly urged impatiently.
"That, women will cheat too! Most of them are just for money... for... for...?" Huang Junming's voice became smaller and smaller, and he couldn't make a woman stare at her. It was difficult to explain these words clearly.
"For what! Can you explain it clearly!" Princess Qianjin asked.
"Hi! Tell me! Women cheat because of their hearts! You understand that, do you understand?" Huang Junming was a little embarrassed and summed up casually and threw it to his daughter.
"Heart moved?" Princess Qianjin was a little confused. This answer seemed to be a more appropriate answer. But she always felt that it was a bit too incisive. After passing it incisively, she seemed a little unbelievable. However, Princess Qianjin was not the one who was asking the bottom of this question and continued to ask Huang Junming. "Then, why do you think you men cheat for?"
What else can I do? Huang Junming didn't even have to think about this question. Although Huang Junming had no idea about starting a family or establishing a career in the Tang Dynasty for the time being, and had no intention of getting married and twisting grass, this man still understands men the best. "Do you really want to know?" Huang Junming asked the princess Qianjin. However, before waiting for the princess Qianjin to answer, he continued: "Actually, it's the same as the reason for your women's cheating. Women cheat because of their hearts, and men cheating because of their new cave!"
Princess Qianjin can still figure out whether a woman cheats because of her heart. After all, she felt moved by Huang Junming after her husband died and pursued her relentlessly. But this man was "moved" to cheat. Princess Qianjin always felt that there was a pitfall in Huang Junming's words.
"Hmph! Those who cheat are not good people!" said the daughter-in-law in a gamble.
"I said princess, you ran to my Tianxian Palace early this morning, and you just came to ask me if I cheat or not, right?" Huang Junming suddenly said seriously.
Speaking of this, the Qianjin Princess' expression changed slightly, and she said with a little twisted voice: "The second brother said that my father is in poor health recently, so I will go back to the palace to spend more time with my father."
After hearing this, Huang Junming cursed Li Shimin in his heart. Haha, this guy said half a year ago that his father was in poor health and missed these children a lot. He wanted Princess Qianjin to return to the palace? Why has it been half a year since then? Princess Qianjin was thinking about going back? I wonder if it was because Li Shimin was inefficient in work? Or is Li Laoer, who is now the emperor, inefficient in work?
Although he thought so, Huang Junming still said, "It's good to go back. The Supreme Emperor does need someone to accompany him, otherwise he may not be able to hold on for a few years."
"What?!" Princess Qianjin was a little surprised when she heard Huang Junming's words. There was nothing in the Tang Dynasty, especially the royal family, who did not believe Huang Junming's prophecy. Now that she heard her father's life span, why didn't she worry? "Huang Junming! Do you believe it or not, I will tell my second brother, saying that you cursed the Supreme Emperor and asked the second brother to pull you to the Caishikou and chopped him up!?"
"Actually, I think, princess, you have lived at the foot of my mountain for so long. It's time to go back and see the Supreme Emperor. No matter what, except for the two children of the Supreme Emperor who are still in Chang'an, you and Your Majesty are the only ones who are still in the infancy. You should also understand Your Majesty. Since then, the Supreme Emperor must have some estrangement from Your Majesty. So at this time, the Supreme Emperor needs you the most!" Huang Junming rarely said something calmly with the Princess Qianjin. But it sounds like that.
"But, what did you mean just now? What did the father's words mean in a few years?" Princess Qianjin's voice trembled a little. Although she still felt a little resentful to her father and the Supreme Emperor of the Tang Dynasty a few years ago, but after so long, it was her father after all, and family affection could always cover up a lot of things.
"What do you think?" Huang Junming did not give Princess Qianjin a positive answer, but the meaning of this statement is self-evident.
"Then...what should I do?" Princess Qianjin was still a girl in her mind, and when she encountered a big problem, she was confused.
"Go back, the disease of the Supreme Emperor lies in heart disease. If you can remove or relieve the mental illness of the Supreme Emperor, then what I said just now won't count." Huang Junming knew the cause of Li Yuan's death, so he absolutely dared to make a promise about this.
"But..." The daughter-in-law's words were a little rude.
"There is nothing, go back." Huang Junming turned around and put on a body language that he would not give up and continued: "Two years ago, you came to the foot of this mountain and established your own Taoist temple. Now you must temporarily give up the grass, tree, and scene that you have come into contact with in the past two years. Because no matter who you are, one day you will be worn out by time and smooth out all your edges and corners. Then find a downhill and roll down by yourself..."
"you!"
"Go down the mountain!" Huang Junming finally dissuaded... Southwest was so sleepy that he couldn't write the main text. It's okay to write such a mess and easy way, so he changed his taste. Also, friends, Southwest knew that he was careless every day and made two straights wrong, but everyone always had to leave a sentence when reading books? Otherwise, every day, Southwest would have an illusion that he was using the stand-alone version of the Qidian version. In addition to the NPC posting a book review at the Qidian period after each time, "xx has released a chapter xxx, come xxxx!"
How many book review areas say something, dear, beg, thank you. I wish you a man and a man and a woman. I wish you a man and a woman.
Tang sent troops to attack Liang Shidu
In April of the second year of Zhenguan (June 28), the Khitan chief led his troops to surrender to the Tang Dynasty. Jie Li sent envoys to Tang to ask for the Liang Shidu to exchange for Khitan, but Emperor Taizong refused. Taizong knew that the Turkic state was in chaos and could not protect the Liang Shidu, so he issued an order to surrender to Liang Shidu, but Liang Shidu refused. Taizong sent the Xiazhou Governor Liu Min and Sima Liu Lancheng to make the Liang Shidu surrender. Liu Min and others sent small groups of cavalry to trample on the crops of Liang Shidu many times, and sent people to Liang Shidu to implement counter-espionage plans, so that the Liang Shidu king and minister guessed each other.
Many people surrendered to the Tang Dynasty. Li Zhengbao, the famous general of Liang Shidu, and others planned to capture Shidu. Zhengbao and others were forced to surrender to the Tang Dynasty. Liu Min saw that the time had come, so he asked Taizong for troops. Taizong immediately sent the right guard general Chai Shao, and Xue Wanjun, the young supervisor in the hall, to attack Shidu, and sent Liu Min to seize Shuofang's east city to force Liang Shidu. Shidu was defeated first by Liu Lancheng; the Turks came to rescue him, but were defeated by Chai Shao, and immediately advanced to the besieged Shuofang. The city had no food, and the Shidu cousin Liang Luoren killed Shidu and surrendered to Tang. The Tang Dynasty used Shuofang to establish Xiazhou...!~!
Chapter completed!