Chapter 83 Do you watch porn?
When Lulu opened Fang Shaoyun's door, he heard the sound of interstellar inside. But after he opened the door, Lulu almost fainted. Fang Shaoyun's screen was a picture that was absolutely not suitable for children. The figure of the woman inside could definitely make Lulu feel ashamed. In fact, Lulu would often peek at some such pictures on the Internet, but Lulu didn't expect that Fang Shaoyun, a hooligan, would actually look at this here, so Lulu pointed at Fang Shaoyun angrily, and couldn't speak at all.
Fang Shaoyun almost plopped down at this time. Fang Shaoyun felt that he couldn't wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River. In fact, Fang Shaoyun was playing a map made by Knife. But Fang Shaoyun never expected that when he successfully completed the task required in the map, as a reward, Knife actually set up an automatic jump out of the picture. The picture was so inappropriate for children, and at this time Lulu walked in again by chance.
Looking at Lulu, Fang Shaoyun was a little crying. Fang Shaoyun thought that nothing he said at this time was useless, and she would definitely call you a hooligan, but Lulu's next words almost made Fang Shaoyun fall on the monitor.
"With such a beautiful picture, you actually hide and watch it alone."
Until many years later, when Fang Shaoyun remembered Lulu at this time, he still couldn't help but feel a chill. It seems that when a girl is hooligan, she is also very hooligan.
After Lulu finished speaking, he came over and said to Fang Shaoyun, "How about it, do you want me to bring Kay to appreciate it too?"
Fang Shaoyun said speechlessly, "No need, this is actually a map, I don't know..."
Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun not speaking, but shouted "K..."
"Ten are so cute." Fang Shaoyun said this at a flying speed before Lulu shouted.
Lulu's voice stopped suddenly, but Lulu shook her head firmly, saying that it was not possible.
Fang Shaoyun shook his head helplessly and said, "I saw a complete set of Dora A Dreams in our school in Changsha..."
Lulu smiled and thought the young man was not too stupid, so he said magnanimously, "Okay, deal, I saw nothing, I heard nothing, I would hear nothing, I would wait until I went out and tell Kay that you are a good young man with five talks and four beauties, great achievements, and never go on pornographic websites, and don't watch pornographic movies."
Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu helplessly, thinking that this woman was really her own nemesis. Sometimes Fang Shaoyun felt that Lulu might have come from the Evil Valley. But Fang Shaoyun suddenly became a little curious, so he asked Lulu seriously: "Lulu, is anyone watching A-movie in your girls' dormitory?"
Lulu said: "This is a very in-depth question. If you ask me, you have found the right person, but obviously, I will not tell you the answer."
Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu and said speechlessly, "Actually, you don't need to say anything. When I see you, I already know the answer."
Lulu was very serious and said to Fang Shaoyun: "In fact, sometimes, men's eyes often confuse their appearance. You men often see first that women's faces are not beautiful, their breasts are big, and their butts are not upright. But in fact, a hundred years of life is like a passing cloud. Nowadays, the beauty is not old and yellow after ten years, with wrinkles on her face. A hundred years later is not the same skeleton. Oh, now it's different, they are all cremated. If it is different, some people may leave some relics or something. What's more, it is said that after turning off the lights, beauties may not be better than dinosaurs."
Fang Shaoyun sweated violently and said, "Then are you women different?"
Lulu said proudly: "Of course, most of us women have a deeper view than you. Most women will look at the essence through phenomena. For example, women generally do not look at their appearance when they look at men, but whether they have money, how they are, etc. So to sum up, men are more likely to be confused by appearance than women, so they are more likely to make wrong judgments. So now our middle school girls generally have better academic performance than boys."
Fang Shaoyun was completely fainted, thinking that Lulu was really unmatched by ordinary people. Even the relics and other things came out. If you continue, maybe Sun Wukong would pop up, so he said, "It's great, you'd better watch your TV."
Lulu saw Fang Shaoyun speechless and felt very accomplished, so he walked out and recalled the glorious deeds of buying A-movies when he first entered his freshman year.
Fang Shaoyun saw Lulu's shameless look and thought that Lulu's girls' dormitory must be the same as most boy dormitories, secretly playing videos that are not suitable for children for identification. The most powerful boy dormitory Fang Shaoyun has ever heard of is the dormitory of a senior. It is said that they often play A-movies when eating, and then open a loud sound, making the entire corridor look like a brothel. Even the administrator of the corridor had no choice but to find the dormitory and said to a group of animals who were eating and admiring while eating, "Can you please turn off the sound?"
However, Fang Shaoyun made a mistake in this regard, because Lulu had indeed bought A-film, but he had never successfully seen A-film in the dormitory. So far, Lulu has only secretly watched it on other people's screens in an Internet cafe.
Speaking of Lulu's A-movie, it's really a story that has to be told. Even Lulu himself often comes out of his memory and reminisces it. Every time Lulu feels like a slightest part of his life in college. He thinks that experience is simply a microcosm of his life in the past two years of college. He thinks how pure he was back then was like a little white flower, but now Lulu is already very thick-skinned and extremely coquettish.
When I first entered university, everything was very fresh, but the fresh shelf life was about three months. After three months, after a dormitory women got along, everyone became a little unscrupulous. So one night, a sister in Lulu's dormitory suddenly asked, "Have you ever seen that movie?"
Lulu was very strange at the time. "What movie?" "It's that movie."
"Oh, I get it." Lulu has always been a very smart child. He quickly reacted and said honestly, "I haven't seen it." Then a woman in the dormitory sighed with regret. "We haven't seen it either."
Lulu was also very sorry, "I don't know what that movie looks like." The girl in the shop opposite Lulu said, "This is not simple, let's buy a picture and take a look."
Lulu was a little embarrassed and said, "Who will buy it?"
"Of course it's you." A person in the dormitory pointed at Lulu except for Kay who covered his mouth and smiled so hard that he couldn't speak.
Lulu said aggrievedly, "Why is it me again?" "Don't ask the reason, don't you want to see it?" "I want to."
"If you want to buy it, don't ask why."
Lulu actually wants to ask why, and also wants to tell everyone that if he wants to buy it himself, he would rather not look at it, but sometimes he does not rely on human will. The final result is that no matter how unwilling Lulu is, this important task is still handed over to Lulu.
It is said that there are often street stalls outside the wall behind the school that sell such CDs, which are cheap and sufficient in quantity. But the only disadvantage is that there are always a bunch of animals around the street stalls, like flies, and batches come and go. A lot of white silver fell into the hands of the vendors. Lulu hates this. Since Lulu is here to buy A-films, so many people are still squeezing. Finally, when there is no one on the street stall, Lulu pretends to walk to the street stall. Looking at the pile of colorful CDs, Lulu deliberately flips around.
After a long time, Lulu asked in a mosquito-like voice, “Is there any more exciting movies?”
The street stall owner probably has a lot of knowledge and asked very professionally: "Yes, do you want VCD or DVD."
Lulu thought about it and said DVD. So the boss asked again, "Do you want European and American or Japanese?"
Lulu was already very ashamed, so he said, "It's better to be from Europe and the United States." The boss asked again: "If there is a plot, there is no plot."
"There is no plot, right?" the boss then asked, "Whether there are mosaics or there are no mosaics."
Lulu was almost speechless at this time. It was difficult to say "no mosaic."
The boss grabbed a pack of discs and opened them and asked, "That's what you need, but a few people will be together."
Lulu was so ashamed that he was dying of shame. At this time, someone came over. Lulu even wanted to die and ran away like a fly. The boss was a little surprised, why did the business be well negotiated and even disappeared in an instant?
Lulu was very unwilling to give up after suffering this blow. He came to another stall, but before Lulu could squat down, the boss's face changed drastically, and he rolled up the bedding and ran away. Lulu raised his head and found that two red armbands were walking away. Lulu sweated heavily and ran away like a flying one.
After wandering back and forth in that alley countless times, Lulu finally decided to give it his best.
So Lulu went directly to a small shop that specialized in selling CDs and said to the boss, "I want A-films, DVDs, European and American, no plots, no mosaics, two people." After that, Lulu threw down ten yuan, took the CD handed over by the boss and left in a swagger. Lulu didn't realize that the boss was already stupid at this time. After Lulu walked away, the boss realized that he had just been frightened, so he got the wrong one. The one given to Lulu was just an Autocad installation disk.
The story of Lulu's buying A-film ended shamefully. The final result was that Lulu's dormitory did not see A-film in the end, and Lulu was pressed on the bed by a bunch of people, so that she could remember how different the AutoCad installation disk was and how she failed the arduous expectations of so many people.
Chapter completed!