Chapter 184 Wretched Cheats, Born!
Jing saw Guo Xixi's ears erect, and when she saw her thoughtful look, Jing originally wanted to say that some people were useless even if they got the vulgar secret book. Some people would succeed without using vulgar secret book. At most, they would just take more detours. Guo Xixi, you don't have to be so persistent to help him. You know very well what you are doing. Do you really want to give him to Mi Wei?
But when I think of myself and when I grow up, Guo Xixi is a girl who can be extremely persistent for a very simple reason, so I didn't say this from Ai Jing.
Zhang Peng is indeed a little unable to fight.
Since he abstained from the school team selection, the humiliation of him on the forum has never stopped. Zhang Peng can ignore what the birds are saying, but the Materials Department game that he could have won because he lost, and the eyes of so many Materials Department people in the stands cannot make him feel that nothing has happened.
After he returned to his old home outside the school, he didn't go anywhere. He went to Haofang several times, but after a few fights, he fell down on the bed in depression.
Many Zhang Peng originally thought that he could win lost the game he had inexplicably.
At this time, Zhang Peng didn't understand that it was just because of his confidence. After insomnia all night, he couldn't help calling Guo Xixi, but Guo Xixi told him on his phone that he had something to do and came over to see what he could call when he had time.
After hanging up the phone, Zhang Peng suddenly realized that he had become accustomed to the existence of this girl. Just like now, when he was not fighting the Stars, he looked at the empty room. Zhang Peng didn't even know what he wanted to cook or what he wanted to eat for lunch and dinner. While having dinner, Zhang Peng was in a depressed mood and soaked a bag of instant noodles. In fact, someone who had eaten instant noodles alone in an empty room might understand that he felt that the whole world had abandoned himself, and felt that he was not as strong as he imagined.
The noodles have been soaked for a long time and they have no taste in their mouths. At this time, there was a very perverted advertisement on the TV. People inside said over and over again that they would not accept gifts during the holidays this year. Only Nao Platinum is accepted.
There was a sound of the key turning. Zhang Peng raised his head from the sofa and found that Guo Xixi had carried a bag of things and changed his shoes by the door.
"Are you here?" Zhang Peng put down the instant noodles in his hand in surprise.
"What are you talking about?" Guo Xixi's mouth raised a few centimeters. "I paid half of the rent and couldn't come. I'll see if you're dead. If you die, you can collect your body, so as to save you from the same suicide as the teacher building used to be. After hanging for a long time, no one has flies everywhere."
Zhang Peng was already thinking of being extremely moved and said, "I thought you despised me and would not come from now on." But when he heard the second half of Guo Xixi's words, he was depressed. "Guo Xixi, I know you have never been afraid of corpses, ghost stories, etc. since you were young, but don't say it at this time, how can I eat this noodles?"
"You can still eat this side when it's soaked like this." Guo Xixi took out a box of things from a bag of things in her hand and handed them to Zhang Peng. When Zhang Peng opened it, he found that it was a box of steaming fried rice noodles. Zhang Peng's eyes were confused. He looked at the little girl in a white pullover. He didn't know what to say.
"What are you doing? Don't you want to eat it?" Guo Xixi looked at him motionless and raised his paws, "Although I've eaten it, I'll help you if you don't eat it."
"Eat, I'll eat..." Zhang Peng immediately turned sideways, afraid that Guo Xixi would really grab the fried rice noodles in his hand.
While Zhang Peng was extremely moved to eat rice noodles, Guo Xixi took the bed sheet and quilt and put it in the room. Looking at her appearance, people who didn't know thought she was going to do something bad to Zhang Peng, but in fact it wasn't like that. The two agreed that it was Zhang Peng's turn to sleep on the sofa this month, and Guo Xixi's turn to sleep on the room inside.
Soon Guo Xixi shouted in the room, "Classmate outside, eat quickly, roll out your bed cover after eating, so as to avoid the smell of your stinky feet on my bed sheets."
Zhang Peng said he knew, and then he heard Guo Xixi busy inside. Suddenly, Zhang Peng heard Guo Xixi scream inside. Zhang Peng said casually, "What are Guo Xixi doing? Is there a mouse?" But after a second, Zhang Peng realized that Guo Xixi was not afraid of mice at all, so he jumped up nervously and rushed into the room in three or two steps.
Room
On the old wooden bed, the bedding that Zhang Peng originally slept was rolled up by Guo Xixi. Her bedding had not yet been laid up, revealing the uneven and uneven wooden boards with newspapers below. Seeing the wooden boards moving crookedly, Guo Xixi looked at her own hands again, and Zhang Peng immediately subconsciously asked, "Guo Xixi, did you accidentally get the hand?" But when he asked this, Zhang Peng found that Guo Xixi subconsciously stuffed a book that seemed to have just taken out of the wooden board into the bag next to him.
"What?" Zhang Peng asked alertly immediately.
Guo Xixi raised her head very awesome and said, "There is nothing."
"show me."
"No."
Zhang Peng threatened Guo Xixi, "If you don't show it to me, I'll take out all the things in your bag and see it."
"You dare!"
"Hey, isn't that Xiao Ai outside?" Zhang Peng clicked out the window.
"Xiao Ai?" Guo looked out the window carefully. When he saw no one, he realized that Zhang Peng had already grabbed her bag in his hand.
"Awkward secret book!"
As soon as Zhang Peng took out the book that Guo Xixi had just stuffed into her bag, the four big words on the yellow cover made Zhang Peng completely speechless.
"Give it back!" When Guo Xixi was depressed and was about to come and grab it, Zhang Peng reacted and said to Guo Xixi: "You want to take it alone. If you meet someone, you can't see it together."
"I found that. What's wrong with taking it alone?" Guo Xixi said very awesome, but when he saw Zhang Peng holding the book, Guo Xixi could only say, forget it, as long as you don't say it out, I'll let you see it too.
"Did you find it under this bed?" Zhang Peng took a deep breath before calming himself down.
Guo Xixi snorted and said, "Who told you to sleep for more than a month but didn't notice it."
Zhang Peng said: "You didn't look for it last time, but you didn't look for it."
"Damn!" Guo Xixi said, "Who knew that the senior was so perverted, and would press such things under the rotten bed like an old newspaper."
Zhang Peng was completely speechless when he heard Guo Xixi say this. He usually felt that the wooden board of this bed was not smooth at all, and he was full of lumps. Unexpectedly, so many people from CUHK had been looking for a secret book for so many years, and they were actually pressed into the frame of the broken bed?
"Is this a joke made by a livestock who rented this house?" Zhang Peng couldn't believe that this wretched secret book really exists. Even if he really saw such a yellowed thing in his hand, he still couldn't believe it. "Don't write the wretched secret book on the cover. Once it is opened, it is a ** introduction, a pornographic novel manuscript."
"Why are you doing this?" Guo Xixi heard Zhang Peng say that and said very directly, "You closed the door in the past. Can we tell if we come to study and study it? "Can we tell if it is really a wretched secret book?"
Zhang Peng immediately closed the door, and then the two of them had no beds, so they sat together under the desk lamp next to Zhang Peng's computer desk and studied this book that had been circulated on the BBS of CUHK for N years. According to legend, those who obtained this book can not only become a peerless master, but also receive a vulgar secret book of perfect love.
"Damn!" Just after looking at the cover carefully, Zhang Peng couldn't help but shout, "Isn't this the kind of soft copy of the May Day book sold by the convenience store next to Qishe?"
Guo Xixi nodded and said, "It looks like it is."
"What seems to be it." Zhang Peng carefully looked through it and found that the price on the back was not much changed. However, judging from the yellowed paper and the already blurred handwriting on the cover, this book has been a relatively old age.
"The words "The wretched secret book" are not very good." At this time, Zhang Peng had forgotten anything except this secret book. After he glanced at the cover, he opened the first page with Guo Xixi with excitement.
"If you want to practice magic skills, you can castrate yourself by swinging your sword!"
A bang, because of the long time, there were already many dark and dark spots on the first page except for yellowing, but the only eight words on the first page still made the two of them almost fall to the ground at the same time.
Chapter completed!