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Chapter two hundred and eighty nine one-time sex sixty(1/2)

The sunny and passionate seven

If someone walks into the CUHK campus at this time, he will definitely sigh that the school has a strong academic style, and the students are all rigorous in their studies and are very diligent.

Because at this time, most of the livestock in the dormitory were holding textbooks and taking notes, and the self-study classroom was also crowded, and the seriousness of learning seemed to be from the heart at first glance, and it was definitely not pretended.

However, all the animals who have been in college are clear. Basically, only half a month at the end of each semester, the animals will be so serious about studying. And there is a rule that the more serious you learn, the more you are, the more you don’t study hard in your daily life, and watch videos all day long to catch girls on QQ.

I am usually lazy and don’t make a desperate attack before the exam. How can I survive?

Now Boos and his group are serious. If they were in the past, they would have watched wonderful movies on their computers, and they would have watched wonderful movies on the Stars, and they would have fished for MMs. But now their computers only have one Acu. Even if the one Acu is driven there, no one will touch it. A group of people are trying hard to copy notes.

Even if President Huang, an academician of the two academies, came in and saw it, he would probably say with emotion, "I really study hard, and I will definitely be the pillar of the country in the future. If you study hard, you may be the next academician of the two academies of the CUHK."

"When a group of people were studying very seriously, the QQ on the Acu machine suddenly rang.

"Damn!" Boos picked up the notebook in his hand and slapped Acu's forehead, "When is it now? Are you still hanging QQ?"

"I don't seem to have QQ." Acu looked at the computer aggrievedly, "Damn, Boos, it's your QQ."

"My QQ?" Boos leaned over and saw his head embarrassedly. It turned out that the QQ hung on Acu's machine was specially used by Boos and his group to take on gunmen's job online. The QQ name is the Gunman and meet gunmen again. The signature file is a super tough guy, with a fair price and a fair and innocent person. At a time, you can enjoy it for 60 yuan, and you can serve 24 hours a day.

"Hi, are you really a macho?" Boos clicked on QQ and found that the avatar of a girl was flashing. His name was Shen Fu Hongxing.

After Boos and his group sighed that the name had a very classical and graceful style, Boos replied professionally: "Of course, we have a reputation. According to feedback statistics, basically 85% of customers say we are macho men."

"Haha." said the deep boudoir Hongxing, "At one time, **60 yuan? So cheap? It's not that it's cheap but not good. It's a tough guy, but it turns out that it's bean sprouts when used."

"Now the international financial crisis, no business is easy to do." Boos continued to answer professionally, "We have small profits but quick turnover, opening up the market. And we are not as expensive as we have eighty, and one hundred."

"What level is that one hundred? Are you a college student? How tall is it, what is it weight? Are there any photos?"

"?" Boos and his group were a little stupid when they heard what Shenmu Hongxing said. Do you have to look at photos as a gunman? This is too unique. However, based on the principle of customer first, Boos decided to meet the requirements of the other party. The one he said was Zhang Peng. Because among the gunman he could find, the highest-level one was Zhang Peng. However, because there was no photo of Zhang Peng, when he saw Zhang himself and Acu and others taking a photo in Acu's machine, he quickly cut it and sent his photos to Shenmu Hongxing. He said, "Authentic 211 Project. Undergraduate students from key universities are 1,76 and weighing 1,35 kilograms. How about it, you can't see it."

"It's okay, haha." Shenbo Hongxing seemed to be quite satisfied with Boos, "Then I will look at your student ID at that time. If it's a fake college student, I don't want it. By the way, you are in Changsha. I think the IP on your QQ shows Changsha."

"I also need to look at the student ID. I don't want the fake college student? What's going on?" Boos was a little stunned, but he still replied, "Yes, we are in Changsha. It's near Yuelu Mountain."

"Then you guys go out of the hotel? If you come here, I can help you reimburse your taxi fare. If the service is good, I will give you additional tips."

"Bang", when Boos and others reacted suddenly and almost fell to the ground when they saw the deep boudoir Hongxing say this.

After taking a few breaths, Boos called out laughingly and cryingly: "Miss, don't you think we are doing that, do you?"

"What? Aren't you?"

"Of course not."

"Not that, how do you write about super tough guys? **60 yuan per 24-hour service, which makes people feel so cool."

"Damn!" Boos wanted to explain to the woman, it was a one-time job, and it was not a one-time pass, not a single **, sixty. They were gunmen, not that. But when he wanted to explain so hard, Acu and a group of people suddenly said to Boos, "Boos, this business is good. If this is a good MM, then it will be cheaper. Anyway, you won't suffer any losses. If you do it twice more, even if you pass one or two, the re-repair fees for the next semester will be paid."

"Yes." Boos thought about it, so he was so excited, so he said to the deep boudoir Hongxing nervously, "Haha, I was just kidding you. Do you really want me to come now?"

"Ah, you still suspect there is a fake." Shenmu Hongxing said, "Don't worry, I bought a room in the hotel. I'm the only one, very safe."

Boos thought for a while and said, "Then you send me a picture. By the way, do you have a video? If there is a video, everyone will have a video first."

"You're so careful," said Shenmu Hongxing. "Okay, let's have a video for you first."

As he said that, the deep boudoir Hongxing opened the video. Boos's eyes turned a little white when he saw it, and all his beautiful fantasies turned into bubbles. A woman with makeup and powder looked like she looked seventy-sixth-sense to Sister Furong.

"It seems that this profession is not something that ordinary people can do. I guess it won't work after I go." A few seconds later, Boos sighed to the sky, and then directly pulled the deep boudoir apricot into the blacklist. After he recovered, he saw a group of people laughing at him. Junzitang.comBoos said depressedly. "Damn, why are you laughing? Didn't she think we were doing that place?"

"Haha." As a result, Acu and the group laughed even harder, "Boos, you sent her a photo of yourself."

"***! She wouldn't have posted my photos everywhere, saying that I was doing that, and I was doing that without professional ethics." With a bang, Boos almost fell off the chair.

"Tuet to the slightest"

Just when Boos was in pain, the QQ on the Acu machine suddenly rang.

"Once at a time, **60? Do you accept the job now?"

When a group of people saw that the avatar of a girl jumped out this time, and the QQ name was me, the Queen.

Dizzy! As soon as I saw this QQ name, a group of people suddenly appeared in their minds of Sister Furong wearing leather jackets and holding leather whip. Acu couldn't help but look at each other and said to Boos, "That deep boudoir red apricot was just blocked by you, and I was the queen. Could she be the deep boudoir red apricot's vest, right?"

Boos nodded and said it was very likely, so he replied immediately. "It's sixty, we'll be here to stay. But you have to send us a picture first."

"You still have to look at the photos? You still choose customers?" The other party replied strangely.

When Boos and others saw the other party say this, he thought that I was the queen and it was very likely that I was the queen. Because they rejected it, so he came to mess with them. So Boos replied with great awesome words, "Of course, this is our style. If you don't like it, look like Sister Furong, we won't accept the price no matter how high the price is. "Damn, are you sick?" I was the queen and replied immediately, angrily, but Boos and his group still saw the QQ message and suddenly bounced up, and she sent a photo.

"No." Boos and others immediately shouted in disbelief. The girl in the photo was wearing a tight T-shirt, her hair was tied up, and her squint figure made Boos and others suddenly remembered that there was a female A film called Aoi Aoi Aoi. It was probably a C-shirt that would be bulging like this. At least it was a C-shirt, which seemed to be bigger than Ai Jing's. A group of people immediately gave this definition. But what a group of people could be sure was that the face of the woman named Aoi Aoi was definitely not as beautiful as the M in this photo. And unlike other girls, this girl was full of a kind of

The feeling of power made them think of a sentence that often appears in Gu Long's novels, "Straight and tight thighs..." Generally speaking, it seems that Chinese MMs, except for practicing bodybuilding, will not bring such a tight and powerful feeling to people. Therefore, Boos and others couldn't help but think of the image of a strong woman in many foreign films, such as Laura in Tomb Raider, and the female named Eliza in Daredevil's hand-held double-forks... It's just a bit like this, but the same thing is that those MMs who give them the same feeling are obviously not as beautiful as those in this photo.

Damn! Any woman who just pops up online will be so beautiful? Could it be that she searched for a photo of the best fitness coach online and posted it?

While Boos and others were drooling at the photos while thinking about it, I was the queen who posted the photos but was a little impatient to wait, "How is it, have you seen it? How is it, be more refreshing."

"What a pleasure? This is too fake." So Boos replied that I am the queen, "Even if you just want a photo, don't look for someone so beautiful. Why do you have to look for us for such beautiful things?"

"What's so fake? This photo is mine!"

"Yeah, you said it's yours. I just posted a photo of Andy Lau, saying that I was Andy Lau, do you believe it?"

"Damn!" I was the queen and probably got so angry that Boos was so angry that he opened the video. Boos accepted it very well, wanting to see if it was the deep-rooted apricot inside, but he was stunned when he saw it. The inside was looking at the camera, and it was indeed a beauty who looked exactly the same as the one in the photo except for the different clothes he wore today.

"How is it? Is it true or false?" When a group of people were stunned, the beauty said something viciously.

"It's really real. It's definitely real." Boos stared at the beauty's bulging chest and swallowed, and immediately typed at a sprinting speed, "What hotel are you in, I'll come here right now!"

"What hotel? Are you gunmen?" the beauty looked at the camera and said, "You don't have water in your head, right?"

"Sweat!" The group of people realized that this beauty was different from the deep boudoir just now. She didn't want that, but wanted to find a gunman to fight the interstellar. This way, Boos was extremely disappointed and answered weakly, "It's a gunman. Sixty times, time, place, opponent ID, and he was dispatched when he saw the money."

"Does there anyone among you named Dongfang Bubai? I want him to be the gunman?"

"Why, although he helped us become the Gunman several times, it seems that he didn't use the ID Dongfang Bubai. Why is he so famous in the Gunman world?" Boos and Acu and his group were a little strange. After looking at each other, Boos typed, "He is relatively expensive, one hundred times, and he may not be available."

"It's one hundred times a day. Please help me find him..."

Just as I was the queen, Boos’s phone suddenly rang. When he saw that it was a livestock from his class, Boos ignored this and took out his phone to answer it. As a result, when he heard what was said on the phone, Boos laughed and said to Acu and others, "Let's wait. Yu Hongniaoren is back!"

"What? Yu Hongniaoren is back?"

Boos stood up excitedly and said to the group, "Haha, yes. It is said that when the birdman came back, he dressed up like a beggar. ***, he must have made up some reason to win sympathy. This birdman is too shameless."

As he said this, Boos quickly said to me as the queen on QQ, "Sorry, we won't take the job today

"You!" The beauty almost fainted, looking like she was about to get angry, "Are you deliberately making fun of me? She said and said one after another."

"Sorry, we all happened to be in our aunt. We were feeling uncomfortable and could not be a gunman. Please forgive me!" Boos said shamelessly and immediately crossed the QQ. A group of people immediately rushed over the wall of Qishe.

The reason why Boos and others were so excited was because they thought of a move against Yu Hongniao people for a long time. This move was called smearing the wall with feces and burning the body with desire.

The creativity of this trick comes from the life experiences of Boos and Acu and others.

Speaking of which, when Boos was in junior high school, after the Spring Festival, his best friends hid a lot of firecrackers. He just lit one and threw it out and scared the people away. That day, one of them felt it was boring to do this, so he lit one and threw it in through the toilet window. As a result, a dull bang, and a person inside shouted furiously, "Who is it! Who is it!" Later, Boos and others realized that after throwing the firecracker that day, they were thrown into the pit, blowing up all the extremely disgusting things inside, and exploding the one who was squatting in the pit, and the one who was squatting inside happened to be their director.

The life experience of Acu and others is that when they were in high school, there were more mosquitoes in the dormitory. After one of their classmates was bitten by mosquitoes, they liked to wipe them with safflower oil. As a result, they didn't wash their hands after one day. Later, they went to WC and all of them were stuck on the little ones. As a result, they were so painful that they were red and swollen. The people in their dormitory were very impressed and thought that this classmate was going out to find a lady and got syphilis. What a syphilis.

The trick that Boos and others thought was to see Yu Hong go to WC. Especially when they were on the big scale, Boos and others quickly threw firecrackers into it. Anyway, the WCs in the gymnasiums that Yu Hongniao people often visited were mostly rope-pulling ditches. When the firecrackers were thrown into the ditch, they could at least splash Yu Hong's butt. Haha, the paper for this birdman must not be enough. Then, when Acu and others came on stage, they saw that Yu Hongniao people did not have enough paper to wipe their butts, they would send a roll of it that had been prepared long ago and applied to the toilet paper. If Yu Hongniao people carefully wiped them, the next taste would be really good.

Boos and others even thought about the lines. When they threw the firecrackers into it, Boos and others would shout very awesomely, "Thunder, it's raining. Be careful to wipe their butts!" If Acu and others pretend to go into the WC, they will see that Yu Hongniaoren is almost splashed, and when they give him paper, if Yu Hongniaoren said thank you to them and asked who they are, Acu and others would say deeply. "No need to thank you, I'm Lei Feng!"

Boos and others had even made the toilet paper with pepper water for N days. And the peppers were still the kind of white mountain peppers. After applying N many pepper water, the toilet paper didn't look like it was a trick. It was because most of the dormitories in the medium and large areas were old wooden floors, and it was very dangerous to put firecrackers in the dormitory. So Boos and others didn't buy them and save them. They wanted to buy them immediately after Yu Hongniao came back. But they didn't expect that they had waited for so many days. Now that they heard that Yu Hongniao had returned, the group of people were extremely excited. In addition, the beauty named Zhang Peng, and they couldn't make much money as an agent anyway, so they were too lazy to pay attention to this beautiful woman who didn't know where to kill her. They went to buy firecrackers in a store behind Qishe.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

They didn't know that just as they climbed over the wall, the beauty who made them swallow her saliva was already madly slapped the N keys on the keyboard.

This beauty is Chen Ran. Today she happened to see the ID that had killed her purple demon before. That ID was the land used by Dongfang Bubai at that time, but today Chen Ran knew that the other party was definitely not. Because Chen Ran fought with him, he found that today's opponent was very good, so Chen Ran chatted with the guy today and watched the video for the other party. As a result, when this guy saw Chen Ran, he wanted to tell Chen Ran about the history of his ancestors for three generations. He told Chen Ran that the gunman who shot the purple demon that day was found on a forum, and the gunman organization's contact QQ was called the gunman and met the gunman again.

In fact, Chen Ran’s purple little demon ID that day was also helping people as gunmen, but when the gunman met the gunman, Chen Ran happened to meet Zhang Peng. Chen Ran also knew the forum that this guy told Chen Ran that she quickly went up and searched for it, and he really found the gunman in Boos who met the gunman’s QQ again.

So Chen Ran sent a message to Boos' QQ, who was holding the job, and wanted to lure Zhang Peng out. He wanted to ask Zhang Peng clearly when he was playing the game, such as what his name was in the school team and what name was. Chen Ran felt that as long as he asked him to watch the video, he would not not tell him. But what Chen Ran didn't expect was that when the gunman saw his message, he asked himself to see the photos. And after seeing the photos, he said that it was fake. After watching his video, he still said that he would not take the job!

Do I look like a dinosaur or Sister Furong?!

Chen Ran couldn't help but get angry and chopped the keyboard as a wooden board. At the same time, she screamed twice, "Dongfang Bubai! I will definitely not let you go!" Not taking the job will make Chen Ran and Zhang Peng more grudges. A group of people were extremely excited to the door of the small shop selling firecrackers behind the Qishu. At the door of the store, Boos and others almost bumped into a group of people coming out of the inside. When they looked closely, Boos and others found that this group of people were their acquaintances, just a group of nonsense from the Mechanical and Electrical Institute.

They asked Wu Shuo and wait for others strangely, "Why are you here?"

Novice answered them depressedly, "Come on firecrackers, but *** is sold out."

"You guys come to buy firecrackers too?" Boos and his group were stunned.

"So are you?" The nonsense group was immediately happy. "Why are you here to buy firecrackers?"

Boos and others replied, "Give Yu Hong a feces and hair to apply the wall."

"Damn, I want to go with us!" Hu Shuo and others immediately laughed. "So you thought of this trick, too?"

"Damn, we have also prepared toilet paper with chili water." Boos and others shouted.

"It seems that you are more thorough in thinking." The nonsense laughed, "Let's go, the place is sold out, let's go to the West School gate to see if there is any. Then we will be responsible for throwing firecrackers, and you will be responsible for handing out toilet paper."

Boos and others thought that the cooperation between the two departments also reflected the spirit of unity and cooperation. So they nodded in agreement, and the group turned back to the school again and prepared to go to the west school gate. However, when they arrived at Jiushe, they suddenly found that countless excited animals were throwing things on the basketball court.

"What's going on? Did the men's football team play the stinky stinky ball again? But now in broad daylight, why did it start to throw it away?" Hushou and Boos and his group were very strange, thinking that this situation was extremely abnormal. It was not in line with the usual tradition of CUHK. Because many freshmen from the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering lived in Jiushe, Hushou couldn't help but walk in and went to a dormitory of their junior brother and asked a few livestock inside who were lying under the bed looking for something to smash, "What's the situation? What are you smashing?"

"So they are seniors." After several freshmen recognized that they were talking nonsense, they said excitedly, "Talk you talking nonsense. Do you hear that Yu Hong is back?"
To be continued...
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