Chapter 27 - Chapter 32(2/2)
As a result, instructor Xiao Li said, "It's a big deal to punish them. The group of birds in the Mechanical and Electrical Institute are too arrogant. It's amazing to have a powerful new student. I don't know who my surname is. At that time, I wanted to rush up and fuck them. By the way, your hands are fine, right?"
Zhang Peng waved his hand and said it was okay, but he just broke the hole and made a band sticker and it was fine. It was not until this time that Zhang Peng realized that instructor Li was also sitting in the competition stands. At this time, Zhang Peng couldn't help but think about a problem. The interstellar game seemed to be like CS, which was also a game that could make people's blood boil and go through fire and water without hesitation.
"If you have nothing to do, just have dinner together tonight, I'll treat you." Instructor Li nodded and took out his cell phone to call Yang Zhan, "Hey, Yang Zhan, it's okay here. I'll treat you to dinner later. Xiyuan Academy Hotel. You guys will go there directly when they're done. By the way, who has a band sticker to bring a few photos?"
"Director Li, it's too early to go now, right?" Zhang Peng said, "Director Li, why do you use such a broken mobile phone?"
"We old men can send text messages and make phone calls, no matter what mobile phone he has." Teacher Xiao Li stuffed the old Nokia phone like a big brick into his pocket, and then said, "It's almost done now. Business there is good. Go and grab a seat first."
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Xiyuan is a snack street near the Middle School Football Stadium. It has a long history. It looks messy during the day, and at night it is brightly lit and full of shops. The small restaurants on both sides are also higher-end than the small restaurants outside the wall behind Qishe. Zhang Peng and Wu Yingda have been here for so long. Apart from visiting Xiyuan for a few times and having lunch a few night snacks, they have not eaten at the small restaurant inside. However, this place is familiar to Guo Xixi.
As soon as he saw Zhang Peng sitting honestly beside Teacher Li, Guo Xixi stretched out his finger and said, "Director Li, no, why did you call him too?" Zhang Peng was a little embarrassed to see Guo Xixi, but the rest of the people were a little strange. Yang Zhan pointed Zhang Peng, and then Guo Xixi said, "You two know each other?"
Guo Xixi sat down and said, "It's not just acknowledge, we had a little grudge before. Hearing Guo Xixi say this, Ai Jing immediately pulled Guo Xixi's corner under the table. Ai Jing felt that it would be too embarrassing to say that Guo Xixi had Zhang Peng touched her with a handful of breasts. Although Ai Jing is not from the Materials Interstellar Team, every time Guo Xixi has any activities, he will pull Ai Jing to death. When Ai Jing pulled Guo Xixi's corner, Guo Xixi pinched Ai Jing's hand and signaled that she understood, but her next sentence still made Ai Jing Xiaohan. Guo Xixi said, "But just for your performance today, if I weren't still a virgin, I would have decided to agree with you. The small grudges I had in the past would be purchased and sold."
"That's it." Abo said, "It makes money with kindness, fish-flavored pork shreds, Guo Xixi is a hero among girls, Zhang Peng, you are also very fierce, black fungus and eggs, everyone is their own people, what are the grudges? Hey, boss, are there any leeks? I want to eat leeks, pork liver, and tin plate beef..."
"*!" Yang Zhan almost slapped Ah Bo, "Minister Xiao Li's money is not money. It's not awesome in the competition. It's awesome in the hotel like an old man."
Teacher Xiao Li waved his hand and said it was okay, order whatever you want, but I couldn't eat much anyway. Anyway, although I lost the game today, no birdman in the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering dared to stand up, which was quite relieved.
310 said, "That is to say, there are so many people in the material department who are not a single one who is very fierce, I really despise it."
Yang Zhan said, that's not, Murong is quite fierce, but he is offstage, right, Zhang Peng.
Abo said strangely, "Isn't he just a little more powerful in the interstellar world?" Yang Zhan said, "You don't know that Zhang Peng and Murong fought on the first day of school, and I still brought the person out."
"Really?" Guo Xixi was a little curious, "How did it happen? I won't call me to see if there is any fight."
"..." Zhang Peng immediately said, don't mention this disgraceful past. Zhang Peng was afraid that Yang Zhan would almost touch Zhou Xiaoyu's mummy at that time, which led to the two of them fighting. In this way, Guo Xixi and Ai Jing would definitely think that they had the bad habit of touching others' mummy.
When Yang Zhan heard Zhang Peng say that, he nodded and said, it was actually just a small matter, but Murong is also quite popular. When he was fighting, he didn't realize that he was so strong in Stars. By the way, Guo Xixi, what are you drinking with Ai Jing?
Guo said carefully, "What else can I drink? Beer, boss, the old rules, everyone gets seven bottles."
"Seven bottles?" Zhang Peng almost fell to the ground. Looking at Guo Xixi's fairy-like waist, it was hard for Zhang Peng to imagine that she could hold so many things in her belly.
Chapter 32: A killing skill?
Abo and 310 senior brothers quickly fainted because during the meal, instructor Xiao Li saw a few new dishes on the menu, so he suggested calling him to eat. The first one was called "Fighting and War Buddha". A dish that came was half a piece of Buddha's hand, with a bean sprout on it. Next was "Flowing the fragrance before the wind", bang! The ones brought to the table were a few pieces of stinky tofu. What was even more unbearable was "Tianxiahui". With a whirlpool, the ones brought were actually a basin of tofu with the words "Tianxia" engraved.
But in this way, Guo Xixi still toasted Zhang Peng with a cup of glass and said, "Isn't there a Wu Yingda from your dormitory?" Is his ID Mengru Shen Prostitute or your ID Mengru Shen Prostitute?
Zhang Peng said that he is a prostitute who dreams of being a god, but I often use it.
Guo said carefully, Oh, so that's it. Come on, sister, I'll give you another cup.
The group saw something was wrong, so Abo secretly pulled Yang Zhan and said, "Guo Xixi seems to want to get your brother drunk. Could she have a crush on this little guy? Is she trying to have sex after drinking?"
Yang Zhan said, "You care about so much, just drink it yourself. At worst, you can find a car to drag him back later."
In the eyes of a group of people, Zhang Peng must be poured by Guo Xixi, because everyone is drunk without being drunk. He usually gets drunk quickly with a beautiful girl. What's more, women either don't drink, and those who drink are usually very tough. When bidding farewell to the previous senior, the group of people saw Guo Xixi kill a large glass of white wine in one sip and then pull Xiao Ai back to his nest without changing his face.
But the group obviously underestimated Zhang Peng's alcohol tolerance. Before Zhang Peng went to kindergarten, his old man was already very abnormally fed beer with a spoon for him to drink. By the time Zhang Peng went to kindergarten, Zhang Peng could finish drinking beer. When he heard that Qingdao was not satisfied, he would listen.
After drinking, a group of people, including Guo Xixi and Ai Jing, were drinking so much that they were dying of ecstasy. Zhang Peng could still go to WC without changing his expression. When Ai Jing saw something was wrong, he asked Guo Xixi to drink less. From the very beginning, Ai Jing knew that Guo Xixi wanted to put him down, because although Guo Xixi said that everyone's grudges were forgotten, Guo Xixi was still there since childhood. If he touched an important part like this, he would not be Guo Xixi.
But it seemed too late at this time. Ai Jing pulled her, but she didn't react. She carried the bottle and said that I'll show you one for everyone. When Ai Jing grabbed her bottle, she had already drunk half of the bottle, and said with a smile, Xiao Ai, I'm fine, by the way. Guo Xixi paused and suddenly asked Ai Jing and Zhang Peng, "Do I look very good? Or should girls not fight Stars at all? It's not possible to get so many people scolded me and can't repay you."
When Zhang Peng heard Guo Xixi's incoherent appearance and confused eyes, he didn't know what to say for a moment. He originally wanted to say that you didn't look like you, it was a little charming, and your interstellar fight was very good. Those people were just pretending to be powerful. Next time they shouted that, you would just say that they had the aura of fighting with you, and if you lost, they would just cut off the little **.
But before Zhang Peng could say this, he heard a thud, and then he heard Abo screaming, and 310 fell into the ditch.
It turns out that many of the gutters outside the CUHK are not closed, and they are the kind with a drop of half a meter and very wide. In this way, the water flowing down from the mountains can be quickly discharged on rainy days. Ah Bo and 310 were standing in a row in a very bold way to pee at the gutter. As a result, 310, who had almost urinated and drank almost the same legs and turned into a weak inside.
When Zhang Peng heard Abo shouting, he said, "Damn it, and then he was going to save the person. Yang Zhan grabbed him and said, "It's okay, it's not the first time anyway. It's like this today. Just send Guo Xixi and Ai Jing back." Zhang Peng nodded and saw a person with very experienced going to go to get 310 with Abo, while the other two carried the drunk beer bottles, and the other one sent the almost-drinking mentor Xiao Li back.
Zhang Peng asked strangely, "What do you have to move these beer bottles back if they don't retreat?" At this time, Guo Xixi, who was a little drunk, burped and patted Zhang Peng, "The new guy, I'll call you to take a look next time, you will know what these beer bottles are for. But now you should follow us to avoid being molested on the way for a while and we are not well protected."
When Guo Xixi said this, Zhang Peng felt sweating profusely. He was afraid that Guo Xixi would swear like Jun Ji-hyun in my savage girlfriend.
It was already past nine o'clock in the evening when Zhang Peng returned to the dormitory. When Wu Yingda smelled Zhang Peng's alcohol, he asked, "How much wine did you drink?" Zhang Peng said about seven or eight bottles, and Wu Yingda said, "Damn, are you a buffalo or a beer can? You can go to the small living room at night to save you from being confused after drinking."
After a pause, Wu Yingda suddenly said, "By the way, our mountaineering association has a senior named Zhang Feng. He has a nickname called Qingsheng. He told me a killer trick to pick up girls before. If you don't drink it, I really didn't expect that you were so drunk that you were very vigorous in the gymnasium this afternoon. It probably left a deep impression on Miwei. If you do this by taking the hot iron, you will probably be able to take Miwei down in one fell swoop."
Zhang Peng said with some doubts, "What is the ultimate skill? Is it OK?"
"Actually, women, like men, all yearn for a passionate love." Wu Yingda said, "And the difference between men is that girls are easily moved by infatuation and tragedy. Look at how many tears did the Titanic attract back then? Did you cry when you looked at Titanic?"
"Why are you crying? But that Rose has a very plump figure." Zhang Peng said, "What do you think of these miscellaneous things?"
"The ultimate skill that the senior brother told me is the masterpiece of infatuation and tragedy." Wu Yingda said, "Prepare a bottle of Erguotou and go to Sanshe to guard it. When you see Miwei appearing from a distance, you quickly take a sip, then pour Erguotou all over his head, making him drunk, and lie on the lawn to tell the story. Miwei, since I saw you for the first time, I have never forgotten you. How about that... A kind girl will definitely not be able to come and see you, and then you hug her, and you will have to control the next thing yourself."
Zhang Peng said, "Damn, can you just go directly on the grass five times?"
Wu Yingda said, ***, I'm serious about you. Anyway, the senior said that his success rate of using this trick is 100%. Do you want to do it if you want it or not?
Chapter completed!