When Huang Wanyi and Gao Ming walked to Zhang Peng and his gang, Zhang Peng's complacent feeling could not be described in words.

N minutes ago, Zhang Peng, Guo Xixi and Ai Jing rushed to this Internet cafe. When he sat down next to Wu Yingda and his group, Zhang Peng found that Wu Yingda was watching a very vulgar forum that the two of them often visited.

There are often some extremely dirty questions and extremely vulgar jokes on this forum.

When he saw that other people were fighting each other, or doing hand speed training or research and major exchanges, he found that his weakness was targeted training. However, when Wu Yingda was watching the forum, Zhang Peng couldn't help but pat Wu Yingda a little strangely and said, "Brother Da, isn't you in a bad state? Why didn't you hurry up and practice more, and you're still playing this."

"You have to pay attention to the combination of work and rest," said Wu Yingda. "I practiced a little late yesterday, and I couldn't sleep when I went back. I felt tired after practicing for a while, so I relaxed. I am not like you, who is as energetic as a salted egg."

"I am a young man, of course I am very energetic. I don't look like Brother Da, you are so old and ugly." After Zhang Peng smiled, he came over to look with great interest and said, "Brother Da, what are you looking at?"

"You can watch it yourself." Wu Yingda clicked on the computer screen. Zhang Peng went up and saw that Wu Yingda was looking at a multiple-choice question: How big is an adult elephant? A: 1 ton; B: 2 ton; C: 3 ton; D: 4 ton; E: 5 ton; F: 6 ton.

"Damn, this looks good too." Zhang Peng couldn't help but say, "Brother Da, you think this is too boring."

"You know what it is if you're bored."

Zhang Peng thought for a while and said, "It seems to be C."

"I don't think it's all." Wu Yingda said, "I think it should be F at least."

"F?" Zhang Peng shook his head immediately and said, "Not that big one. The most I have seen is D."

"Have you seen it?" Wu Yingda said. "You have seen it all! Zhang Peng, you are quite strong."

"There is nothing good to look at." After Zhang Peng smiled, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "This post is still fun."

“Which?”

"Just this. A conversation, guess what boys and girls in our dormitory often do." Zhang Peng read it out. "It's time to pull it out, scream so loudly, keep plugging it in, the water hasn't come out yet.

It's already very hot there, and it's easy to get broken if you just keep inserting it." "Ah, it's much better, and the screams are getting louder and louder. If you insert it, you'll get broken if you're not pulling it out yet?"

"This..." Wu Yingda was thinking. Suddenly, a beautiful woman stood up from the opposite camera seat. She pointed at Zhang Peng with great angrily and said, "Shameless! Pervert!" Ah?" Zhang Peng was a little stunned. It was Chen Ran who stood up from the opposite camera seat.

Chen Ran was so angry that she vomited blood. In fact, when Wu Yingda and her gang came, she had already been here. It was just because her location was relatively low and the airport in this Internet cafe was separated by grid like many offices, so Wu Yingda and Boos and her gang did not notice her. When she saw that the gang did not notice her, she stayed silently. She wanted to see what the gang of gangs were doing. Maybe she could hear their sinister and dirty plots, and then she would tell their opponents directly about their conspiracy and somewhere, so that they could be dealt with!

Chen Ran secretly nested with this idea, and what made her even more proud was that she found that a group of people from the CUHK drove a row of cameras opposite her. Now she could really hear the muttering of the group. And just as she was thinking why Zhang Peng, a dirty guy, was not on the ground, soon, she saw Zhang Peng, Ai Jing and Guo Xixi come in together. As soon as she saw Zhang Peng coming in with two beauties, Chen Ran was so angry that she was a little itchy and thought a little stunned, could he live with two women?

Too dirty!

When Chen Ran was stunned, he suddenly realized that Zhang Peng seemed to have glanced at him a few times, so she immediately leaned forward guiltily and asked the lattice of the camera to block half of her body.

Chen Ran felt that Zhang Peng didn't notice him, but he didn't expect that after Zhang Peng sat down in the opposite camera, he told Wu Yingda that he had a C cup, F or D. And Zhang Peng actually said that he had seen it! And he said such dirty words, saying that he would guess what boys and girls often do. It must be that this despicable and dirty guy had already seen him, but he deliberately pretended not to see it, and then deliberately said these to tease him!

Zhang Peng stood up and pointed at him when he saw Chen Ran's eyes turned black with anger. After a moment of dumbfoundedness, he immediately sweated heavily.

In fact, just now he just found out that there seemed to be a beautiful woman with a hot figure there, but he didn't realize that it was Chen Ran. Now Chen Ran's words made Zhang Peng react. She thought she and Wu Yingda were talking about her breasts. So after a burst of sweat, Zhang Peng immediately explained, "Sorry, I think you may have misunderstood. The C Ah Ah and other just now is just a multiple-choice question."

"Multiple choice?" Chen Ran was so angry that he was almost speechless. She pointed at Zhang Peng and said, "What did you say just now? What is that?" After pausing, she glanced at Zhang Peng, Guo Xixi and Ai Jing with contempt, "That's what you often do! Boring! Pervert!"

"You are not dispersed." Guo Xixi is not a good person to mess with. When he suddenly saw Chen Ran stand up, Guo Xixi was also surprised. However, after recovering from the surprise, Guo Xixi recovered from her true nature and gave Chen Ran a blank look, "What do we say do you have to do? But what do you hide there secretly and want to do?"

"Yes." Guo Xixi said this, and Zhang Peng also returned to his usual awesomeness. He looked at Chen Ran and smiled, "What do you want to do when you hide there? Do you want to eavesdrop on our tactics or something?"

"Who said I was hiding here?" Chen Ran was a little guilty when he was told about the ghost idea in the center, but she immediately said stubbornly, "Is it okay for me to come here first? Why don't you say you secretly hide from me? Are you going to say something dirty riddles, and you're going to hide in the room and say it, why, I'm afraid I'll hear it when I say it here?"

"What a vulgarity." Zhang Pengniu patted Wu Yingda beside him, "Brother Da, have you thought of the answer? Tell her if you think of it."

"Thinking of it." Wu Yingda nodded and said, "The answer should be to boil water quickly with heat."

"It's time to pull it out. I screamed so loudly. Keep plugging it in. The water hasn't come out yet.

It's already very hot there, and it's easy to get broken if you just keep inserting it." "Ah, it's much better, and the screams are getting louder and louder. If you insert it again, it's going to get broken. Don't you pull it out yet?!

What boys and girls often do is boil water quickly?

Chen Ran was a little stunned.

"Ah?" Boos scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I thought it was that one."

"That's because you are dirty. You are thinking wrong!" Zhang Peng looked at Chen Ran, "Why, you are thinking wrong too?"

"I...!" Chen Ran almost fainted when he looked at the group of people who were having fun. She felt that she would be angry to death by Zhang Peng for a second. So she glared at Zhang Peng fiercely and decided not to talk to the animal and was about to flash it. However, just now she turned around, but she felt that it was too depressed to leave like this. She just turned around and thought of a dirty riddle. She immediately turned around and looked at Zhang Peng and Wu Yingda with contempt, "Don't you like to guess the fanatics, I'll guess one for you."

"Guess the riddle?"

"Listen," Chen Ran looked at Zhang Peng and said, "It's the size of a palm, furry, and there is a black hole in the middle. What do you think it is."

"Ah?" When Boos and others blushed and their hearts were beating, thinking how could this extremely popular MM have such a riddle? Isn't this clear that someone is committing a crime?

"Haha!" But at this time, Zhang Peng laughed and said, "This is not simple, but if I tell you the answer to the riddle, it will also make Brother Da and I look too unpredictable. So, I also have a riddle that is somewhat similar to your riddle. You might as well guess. If you guess my riddle, your answer will be almost the same. My riddle is nine inches long and hard, and we are close to each other... "I'm going to die!" When he heard Zhang Peng say this, Guo Xixi's face turned red suddenly, thinking that this guy actually made such a riddle. Boos and a few others also looked at Zhang Peng in disbelief, thinking Zhang Peng, you can do it, you can think of such a rascal riddle.

"You! Hooligan!" Chen Ran shouted immediately when he heard Zhang Peng say this.

"Rogue, where are I rogue?" Zhang Peng said, "Isn't my answer similar to yours?"

"My answer is Ox Ears." Chen Ran said proudly with contempt for Zhang Peng, "What is your answer?"

Zhang Peng smiled and patted Wu Yingda and said, "My answer is a horn."

"Bang", Boos and others almost fell to the ground.
Chapter completed!