Chapter five hundred and seventy-six life has ups and downs, it's too fast (seeking the moon today
"From tomorrow, don't burrow your feet into the bed if you don't wash your feet, don't make the room full of feet smell, and wash off the clothes you changed immediately, don't soak in that bucket for three days." Books said this to cu, Fish and others, while warning them to stay away from his cat. If his cat lacks a hair, they will ask.
These days Books can be said to be a sensational figure that has made the entire chemical industry's animals extremely jealous, and Books has been immersed in a very happy atmosphere these days.
Because the day after Books brought "Mimi", that is, the kitten, back to the dormitory, all the animals from the Chemical Engineering Department saw the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy who had not been dealt with for three years, appeared at the door of Books' dormitory with a lot of food.
In the next few days, the beauties of the Industrial and Commercial Academy came to Books' dormitory almost every day, and their relationship with Books heated up. People in the corridor could hear Books and her shouting inspiringly, "Mimi.
Cu, Fish and others became more and more depressed day by day. The day when the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy had not arrived, Books brought the kitten back, their entire dormitory was forced to undergo a major cleaning, which made it a mess, and several dormitories next to them also carried out a major cleaning, thinking that the department would have to check the hygiene of the dormitory, but the credits were deducted or some national leaders were going to visit the dormitory of the Chemical Engineering Department. The day after the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy came, Books threatened and tempted them, and asked the animals in the dormitory to wash all the bed sheets and quilts.
Now Books is even more nervous. Not only did they wipe all the tables and chairs in the dormitory in one breath, they also dragged all the stinky sneakers in the dormitory to wash the floor and brushed them. After finishing the brush, Books asked them to claim it, they found that two more pairs were found, probably a few years ago, and the previous group of seniors stayed.
A few people were not used to seeing the old nest that they had lived in for three years suddenly become clean and clean. Now that they heard Books say this, cu and Fish were even more speechless. They really wanted to remind Books not to forget that he used to be the one who liked to go to the bed to pick his feet without washing his feet, and put his underwear and socks in the bucket for a week. But as Books picked up a rag and wiped the windowsill, the two walked out of the door depressedly, because they were not allowed to smoke in the dormitory now.
"MD." Cu lit a cigarette under the basketball shelf outside the dormitory building. He said to Fish, "Is that cat that expensive? Can smoking a second-hand cigarette make it into tuberculosis?"
"That's to say." Fish nodded depressedly, "I think Books might turn into a hunting dog in two days. Even if they are cleaned up, they won't even think about entering this dormitory if they smell bad."
Cu took a deep breath of cigarette: "You said that little broken cat is just a local cat, it doesn't look very good, it's very ordinary. How could he be in the line with the MM in the Industrial and Commercial Academy?"
"I'm lucky. No one can make up the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy for three years, so it's his turn." Fish said depressedly, "Why didn't you see this guy having the opposite sex or not?"
"That's to say D, didn't I accidentally step on the cat's tail yesterday? He actually scolded me all night." cu said angrily. "I won't help him call him next time."
"Okay. I won't help him call him next time. Let him hug the little broken cat all day long." Fish said after taking a sip of cigarettes. "Let's go to the Internet cafe outside to avoid getting dirty with his keyboard."
"It's just. It's too inhumane. I'm going to be scolded by him if I get dirty. And he's going to delete the floor pieces in my computer." After finishing the windowsill, I looked at the "Mimi" who drank all the milk in the basin. Books was very satisfied. He said to Mimi, "Mimi, come on, eat more fat. As long as you eat fat, brother will buy you more dried fish." After saying this, Books ran away from the bed and lying down. After all, they cleaned for several days in a row. In addition, they were very tired after brushing shoes for a day yesterday. Now Books feels like bones are broken. But even so, Books still feels very sweet.
Because through these days of contact, Books found that the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy was really a good girl. She was beautiful and gentle, and she was also very caring. She belonged to a good girl like Guo Xixi, Ai Jing, and Mi Wei. In the past few days, Books felt that the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy had a very good impression of her. Basically, she could do it. Because yesterday when the two were feeding cats and eating, she accidentally touched the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy. It felt really soft and soft. The beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy was just blushing and didn't say anything.
"I wonder when she will come today? It seems that there is a good movie in the past few days. She shouldn't refuse, right? If it really doesn't work, she will call Zhang Peng and Guo Xixi and the others to watch together. She shouldn't refuse if there are too many people."
When Books was lying on the bed sweetly thinking about the ground, he found a spider web in the corner of the floor of the dormitory ceiling. Books immediately got up, took a feather duster and reached out to clear it. After doing all this, Books found that his coat was so round on the luggage rack, which was very damaging to look at her. Books was about to make it clear. Books was about to put it into the cold palace and put it in his suitcase. When he picked up the coat, a sandwich suddenly fell out of his pocket. Books was stunned for a moment before he realized that the clothes were the ones that day Books stood outside the cafeteria and said, "Can you, this classmate."
I could touch my little girl with the coat that day. Books wore this coat and went to the pet shelter with the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy. At that time, the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy bought Books two sandwiches. Books was not willing to finish it for a while. He only ate one. But later he adopted this kitten. The beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy said that he would often come to his dormitory. After Books came back, he was busy cleaning. In addition, Books' coat was a bit old and dressed a little dirt. So these days Books has been wearing two newly bought coats of his own. He shamefully abandoned the coat. So he never thought of this sandwich again.
Now when Books saw this sandwich, he couldn't help but think of the smiling face of the beautiful woman in the Industrial and Commercial Academy. For a moment, Books felt like she was standing in a field full of lavender. This was the taste of love. Books looked at the sandwich in his hand. The date on it was November 18, and today was the 20th, which has expired for two days. Logically speaking, to be safe, this sandwich should have been lost. But when Books thought of the beautiful woman in the Industrial and Commercial Academy, he looked carefully at the sandwich that there was no sign of deterioration. He couldn't bear to lose it and decided to buy the beautiful woman in the Industrial and Commercial Academy for himself to eat it.
Isn’t there a saying on the Internet that is very popular? What I eat is not noodles, but loneliness.
When Books unpacked the packaging and slowly gnawed the sandwich field, he thought that my brother was not a sandwich, but a love.
But it may be because it was a bit dry after being left for a long time, or the taste of the sandwich itself was a bit light, but Books was really hungry that day, so he didn't feel it when eating that one. So after eating two bites, Books decided to add some seasonings. There was a small restaurant outside the school that sold fries and they would have to use the tomato sauce. Every time Books went to buy a pack of fries, he would shamelessly ask for several packs of tomato sauce. Later, the girl who sold fries knew Books, so when Books went there, he asked for a few more packs. The girl took out a plastic bottle of tomato sauce expressionlessly and told Books that there were enough bottles. Next time you can stop asking for so many bags.
Now Books has eaten half of the plastic bottle of tomato sauce, and a little half. Books thinks it will definitely taste very good to use it on this sandwich.
Thinking of this, Books took out the bottle of ketchup from his desk drawer. D”, but Books made it for a long time and poured out a little bit. Books decided to squeeze something like squeezing toothpaste, and first press the tomato sauce below to the front. But Books never expected that the plastic bottle containing ketchup was different from the toothpaste. He pressed it forward with a pen and squirted it out, and the tomato sauce inside was squirted out like a cannon. When he saw the tomato sauce shooting to the ground, Books was stunned.
The tomato sauce was shot on the wall in front of the table, and the wall was posted on the wall. The beauty on the poster was the charming beauty Fan Bingbing, who looked like a fox. This poster was a very hot poster that Books finally found. Anyway, the clothes on it were the least worn in the pictures of Fan Bingbing that Books had seen. Now that the pool of tomato sauce was sprayed between the legs of the beauty on the poster.
Books wanted to wipe the tomato sauce with paper or tear off the poster directly, but when they were about to do so, Books hesitated because Books cleaned the dormitory very clean these days, and the poster was spotless. If he wiped it off with paper or tear off the poster directly, it would be a waste. Waste is shameful. Books hesitated for a long time and finally couldn't help but grab the sandwich and dipped it in some tomato sauce to taste it. After tasting it, Books' eyes widened.
The taste is Vryood, which is completely different from KFC's French fries and ketchup.
Nowadays, sandwiches have some tomato sauce, and the taste is not the same as before when you eat them.
It seems that I am such a genius and a god of food. Next time I pass there, I have to tell the bakery owner that this sandwich will taste completely different with a little ketchup.
Ha ha!
Books was extremely proud to dip the sandwich in tomato sauce, dip it, and take a bite.
Just as he was eating very happily, Books suddenly stopped. He saw the beautiful woman in the Industrial and Commercial Academy standing at the door of his dormitory looking at him in disbelief.
When he saw the eyes of the beautiful woman in the Industrial and Commercial Academy, and then the location of the sandwich and tomato sauce in his hand, Books felt a bang and was stunned.
After standing at the door and looking at the stunned Books for a few seconds, the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy turned around and left.
The beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy was so sad that she thought Books was a very good boy, caring, and a little stupid. She could accompany her to the outside and didn't even eat food. He also liked him very much, but he didn't expect that he was so perverted that he actually applied tomato sauce between the legs of the woman in the pictorial, dipped it in a sandwich, and looked extremely intoxicated.
A few seconds after the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy turned around and left sadly, Books, whose brain was blank, finally reacted. He immediately chased out of the dormitory and caught up with the beauty of the Industrial and Commercial Academy under the second tree outside the dormitory. Books explained with a pale face that the fact was not like what she saw. He just accidentally squeezed out the tomato sauce and squeezed it onto the painting. Books also said that the sandwich was bought for him that day, and it had expired for two days, but he was reluctant to throw it away and wanted to finish it. He heard Books
s said this, looking at Book's extremely sincere eyes, the beautiful woman in the Industrial and Commercial Academy was transformed. She was ready to believe the animal that was chasing out with a pale face, because in the past three years, she had not given any boys such an opportunity, nor had such experiences. But just when things seemed to be moving in a good direction, a fat M suddenly came over and asked Books, "Since you have stole my underwear, then I made an appointment with you to date in the Lotus Pond that night. Why don't you come? Let me wait until the lights are turned off in vain."
With a "boom", Books felt a loud noise in his mind. When he didn't react, the MM of the Industrial and Commercial Academy had already slapped him in the face, "I didn't expect you to be so perverted!" "The fact is not what you imagined!" When Books wanted to shout at her, the beauties of the Industrial and Commercial Academy had already gone far away.
"The ups and downs of life are really too fast!" At this time, facing the fat girl who was still questioning him, only this sentence appeared in her heart.
Chapter completed!