Everyone knows that the rumors in China are more popular than the news from CCTV. For example, a hen in Hexi gave birth to a double yolk egg. This is what it was said when it was spread to Hedong: "Lao Zhang, I haven't seen you for a long time. By the way, do you know the Old Wang family in Hexi?" "I know, there is a willow tree with a crooked neck at the door, what's wrong?" "Do you know, a hen in his family got up this morning and gave birth to a duck egg. Hey, *** is still a double yellow one."

"Old Zhao, Lao Zhao." "What's wrong? Lao Zhang, what's wrong?" "Old Zhao, let me tell you, do you know the Old Wang family in Hexi? His hen is so god, he actually laid two ostrich eggs, both of which are both yellow."

"Old Qian, Lao Qian." "What's wrong, Lao Zhao?" "Do you know the Old Wang family in Hexi? His hens put on a litter of dinosaur eggs this morning, and they are all double yellow!"

So, although I had already jumped out to explain in the competition with the Institute of Industry and Commerce, when Zhang Peng ran to Xinqian teaching building the next afternoon, the whole CUHK still spread: the captain of the Institute of Industry and Commerce, after I was killed by Ohyes, I was inexplicably sad and angry, and accidentally slapped the balls and now I have been sent to Xiangya Hospital for emergency treatment. It is said that Xiangya Hospital organized seventeen or eighteen Chinese and foreign experts to undergo intense surgery...

When Zhang Peng heard several passing animals discussing this in the corridor of the classroom, he fainted a little again. The reason why he said it again was because Zhang Peng had fainted a little just now not long ago.

Originally, Zhang Peng should still be practicing interstellar in his nest, but when he was able to practice, he received text messages from several livestock from his class at the same time, "Come to New Year 201 to go to physics! Associate Professor Li couldn't think of it for a while and called it again! We will tell you that you were squatting in the toilet. But if you don't show up within fifteen minutes, Old Man Li would probably be unable to think of it and go in and send you toilet paper."

Damn! Zhang Peng replied, "Didn't you ask Brother Da to name me? Where are others?" A beast replied immediately, "Sorry, Brother Da didn't come either. We also said he was squatting in the toilet."

I was dizzy! After Zhang Peng fainted, he immediately put on his skin and ran to Xinqian teaching building. On the way to the teaching building, he called Wu Yingda's cell phone. But Zhang Peng actually found that Wu Yingda's cell phone had been shut down. At this time, Zhang Peng remembered that Wu Yingda had not appeared in his place in recent days. What happened? After Zhang Peng entered the classroom, he kept thinking about this problem. However, because Zhang Peng was very ruthless during this period, he basically only slept for six or seven hours a day, and most of the time spent fighting the stars. In addition, he had been slapped for several classes. The teacher said something like a heavenly book, so he listened and his body slowly bowed down and couldn't open his eyes. So Zhang Peng simply erected the book and prepared to sleep with most of the class, and then went to the dormitory to see what happened to the prostitute in Mengmushi these days.

While sleeping, Zhang Peng suddenly felt cold water slipping across his face, "Was that animal sleeping too hard that even its saliva flowed here?" Zhang Peng was so shocked that he immediately raised his head, but he saw many animals in the class looking at him calmly, his eyes shining with extremely jealous light. Guo Xixize, wearing a very academic-style plaid jacket and an extremely flying skirt, secretly sitting next to him with a smile, with water droplets hanging on his paws.

Zhang Peng raised his head and found that the teacher didn't seem to notice this, so he secretly asked, "Guo Xixi, why are you here?" Guo Xixi proudly took out a bag of paper from the small bag he was carrying. He took out a piece of paper and wiped his hands clean. Then he clicked the classroom diagonally outside the door and said, "Don't I have a class with Xiao Ai? It's in that classroom, ***. The professor's voice was so undying that I was about to vomit, so he sneaked out of the back door and went to WC to breathe. Unexpectedly, he happened to see you sitting here and sleeping like a pig."

"Yeah," Zhang Peng secretly nodded to his understanding. Because the teaching level of Zhongdadi is basically inversely proportional to the professional title, it is not that the professor's level is not as good as that of the lecturer, but because it is at least a big age to get to the professor. These professors usually don't focus on teaching students. Many times they can't understand the local class, and the tone of their voices makes people drowsy, just like Old Man Li in class now in his early fifties, but he has become an associate professor, and not many people can understand the classes he teaches.

While saying this, Zhang Peng saw Guo Xixi take out a box of chewing gum from his bag, pour out two pieces and chew it. Zhang Peng said, "Guo Xixi, are you eating alone?" Guo Xixi gave Zhang Peng two pieces in a very arrogant manner, then threw the chewing gum back into his bag, and took out a nail clipper from his bag to trim his nails.

Speaking of which, Guo Xixi's fingers were slender and long, which looked very beautiful, but at this time, the bored Zhang Peng said to Guo Xixi, "Can you take your bag over for me to study?"

"What are you doing?" Guo Xixi immediately grabbed her bag with great alertness, "What kind of thing do you want to do that is harmful to the world?"

"this

Don't be nervous." Zhang Peng said, "I'm just curious. I always feel that you are like a dormant cat's pocket, and it seems that you can take out everything. I just want to know how many things there are. It is said that foreign girls will put a condom inside. If someone is molested, they can ask the other party to wear it. I wonder if you will put one? Or show me yours?"

"Go to death! It would be nice if I didn't rude others. What if I was rude to you?" Guo said seriously, why are your thoughts so dirty? Do I have to sacrifice myself to fulfill your curiosity? Why don't you just tell a MM that I want to study your underwear? Say + fulfill yours."

Zhang Peng defended, "Battles are not underwear, so it's better to be different?"

"Maybe there are underwear in the bag?"

"…." While the two of them were quarreling and passing the boring time, a thud sounded and the classroom door was pushed open with force. A livestock that no one knew was standing at the door, his eyes were red and he was panting like a cow.

"Student, what are you doing? Haven't you seen class here?" Old Man Li in front of the podium was stunned for a moment and then reacted. He wanted to say this to the animal, but before he could say it, the animal was already thick-throated and said, "Who is Zhang Peng? Stand up!"

Ah? The whole class's eyes were all focused on Zhang Peng. I was dizzy! Zhang Peng didn't understand what was going on. He sat down and didn't stand up. He asked weakly, "I'm Zhang Peng, what's wrong? I don't seem to know you."

"I don't know me! What's the matter if I don't know me? My girlfriend is because you broke up with me. Do you know that you have caused our wife to be separated?"

"Ah?" Zhang Peng said, "You must have made a mistake, right? Is there anyone else who calls Zhang Peng?"

"Isn't this a material-based product? Are you called Ohyes "Not you have anyone else!"

Old man Li in front of the podium finally couldn't stand it anymore. He said angrily, "Go out to resolve the matter between you, don't affect my class here."

Zhang Peng could only carry the book and book to the corridor. Guo Xixi also followed him out. In the corridor, Zhang Peng looked at the sad and angry beast with great depression and said, "Brother, you have recognized the wrong person. I have never pried out anyone's corner or snatched his girlfriend."

"Who made your interstellar fight so well!" The beast pointed to Zhang Peng's nose and said, "My mother and I were having a good time with me the day before yesterday, but after I went to BBS yesterday, I said that you were having a good interstellar fight, and you were so fierce. You are the newcomer king. You are also handsome and handsome. She also wants to find such a boyfriend and say she doesn't like me like this..."

After saying that, the animal spat hard at Zhang Peng's body, and then left with red eyes.

Zhang Peng was stunned for a moment and couldn't speak while standing. Guo Xixi immediately took out a piece of paper from his bag to help him wipe the spit on his clothes. While wiping her, he said to Zhang Peng, "Don't worry, you don't care about your business. *** despise such a man the most. If you can't keep your own women, you will also blame others."

Zhang Peng looked at Guo Xixi's ball of paper into the wastebasket in the corridor with a bit speechless look like he shot. A few seconds later, he asked Guo Xixi: "Why am I very famous now?"

"Of course." Guo Xixi said, "You are probably even more famous now than Murong."

Zhang Peng asked why, wasn’t he just won the same game as in the previous two games?

"Same as the previous two games?" Guo Xixi said, "Who am I eating tomatoes? He is the number one in the Institute of Industry and Commerce. His single-handedness has always been recognized as the top five in the top five. Can Futian and the others be compared with him? And we also beat them three to zero yesterday."

"But we also played 3-0 for the Foreign Languages ​​School!"

"You pig, isn't the same thing. The School of Industry and Commerce was the top team last year. Can the School of Foreign Languages ​​compete with the School of Foreign Languages?" Guo Xixi Education Zhang Peng said, "Although Yang Zhan and I were in good shape yesterday, we successfully played 3-0, but everyone knows that sometimes a famous master in a team is not so stable in a guarantee of scoring, but it is better to say that the flag and soul of this team. After you saw that I was so embarrassed to eat tomatoes yesterday, the School of Industry and Commerce disappeared. The School of Industry and Commerce ate zero eggs for the first time in the past two seasons, and we also won all three games and ranked first in the score list with the advantage of being the first in the small score. Do you know what everyone said in the forum now?"

Zhang Peng said, "I went back yesterday to study Murong's Rep. I didn't read it. What did you say?"

Guo Xixi said: "Everyone said that your contribution to the three victories in the Materials Department accounted for at least 60%. No matter how awesome the Murong of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering has never been at the top of the list. Most people say, Ohyes
Chapter completed!