Outside a store, a delicate-looking and fashionable girl was holding the hands of her two friends in panic and kept shouting: "I, my bag~" Her two friends were also at a loss, but they kept pulling a backpack with a white background and red flower on the backpack behind the girl. A short gap was cut by a blade on the backpack, and her wallet was taken away by the young man just now. The three of them were panicked and didn't know how to deal with such a situation.

"Well, three rookies! I was stolen from my bag. I would like to find the security guard at the first time and the police at the second time! Alas, if I hadn't been smart enough to find the matter here, I'd delayed the best time to catch the thief, and I wouldn't be able to find this wallet!"

Lin Xiao shook his head and sighed, and he was almost a bit slutty like the bald fat man and his group. He was just a lazy, careless, and almost a bit slutty.

He walked to the girl, sent his wallet to her, and said with a bright smile: "Miss, is this your wallet? Well, this wallet is very delicate and beautiful, and it matches you very much! But you have to be careful next time. When shopping, it is better to hang your backpack on your chest."

He stuffed his wallet into the girl's hand, Lin Xiao rubbed his nose with his thumb, and chuckled softly: "Now there are always some disharmonious people and things in the world. It's better to be careful when the girl goes out."

The girl hurriedly grabbed her wallet, looked carefully for a while, and suddenly smiled on her panic-like face. She raised her head and was about to say something to Lin Xiao, Lin Xiao turned around very casually, walked towards the nearest escalator, and then walked towards the top floor. The girl was stunned and grabbed her backpack that had broken a large gap. She suddenly spread her feet and chased Lin Xiao. Her friend didn't catch her, so she could only follow her.

Lin Xiao walked back and forth on the aisle on the highest floor of the mall with his hands behind his back. His ears were raised high, listening to all the movements in the mall. He hummed in a low voice, humming the ancient songs he learned from the bald fat man's computer, and that leisurely look, as if he was not working, but was in the suburbs.

He used the method of a few drunkards from the military and police who came from the corner of his eyes to look at the tourists coming and going from the corner of his eyes. Based on their clothes and manners, he guessed their origins and careers. He also used the change in their expressions when some tourists walked in groups, their front and back positions in the queue and their behaviors, and guessed what their relationship was, what their identities were, whether they came here to hang out or buy items with a purpose.

The earth and the realm of practice are two extremes. The earth has reached its extreme secular point, but the realm of practice is out of the realm of practice.

In just two or three months on Earth, what Lin Xiao saw, heard, and encountered was a hundred times more complicated than before. He observed the world of people from the perspective of an onlooker. In fact, he was using these people's hearts as carving knives to slowly carve his own heart. He did not forget the cause and condition of the world of cultivation because of the earth's vast world, but he was no longer the same as he used to be.

The arm suddenly tightened, and a crisp voice shouted loudly: "Where is the thief who steals me?"

Lin Xiao turned around, and the delicate-looking girl grabbed his arm with an upright look and asked him loudly. Lin Xiao smiled slightly, and a big lie flew out with his mouth: "Well, he ran too fast, I can't catch up with him. He just snatched his wallet from his hand, and he ran away without a trace. Well, this lady, do you have any questions?"

"Uh?" the girl was stunned. She asked hesitantly: "You can't catch up with him?"

Lin Xiao nodded vigorously and said seriously: "Yes! He is dressed in a full range of sportswear, and I am wearing a Shinbangbang uniform. How could he catch up with him?"

"This~" the girl hesitated and nodded gently, and whispered: "It's reasonable! I thought you let him go on purpose."

"How is that possible!" Lin Xiao pointed to the security badge on his sleeve with force and smiled: "I am also a people's security guard. Although I am not a people's public security guard, the obligations of combating crimes and maintaining social security are the same. How could I let them go on purpose? Miss. It is a lucky thing to be able to get your wallet back! Your backpack is scratched. Just treat it as a lesson! Wherever you girls go out in the future, you have to be careful. Well, don't be stolen anymore."

Lin Xiao's smile had an indescribable charm. The girl looked at Lin Xiao, and her pretty face turned red. She nodded quickly, and she hurriedly replied to Lin Xiao, turned around, grabbed her two friends and flew away.

Lin Xiao smiled slightly and shook his head and said, "Little girl, even if I catch that little thief, what can you beat him? Haha, Daozi is right. For these little women, you have to coax and deceive them, otherwise you will be entangled. Well, lying is not a big deal!"

Unconsciously, Lin Xiao, who had been subtly transformed into more and more "evil" by a group of "bad friends", whistled complacently, slowly walked along the round walkway with his hands on his back.

He walked past a teahouse. At the door of the teahouse, a beautiful girl slapped a young man in the face. After shouting and cursing for a few words, the girl threw away the bag in her hand, turned around and left quickly. The young man stayed for a while, then he hurriedly picked up his bag and chased after him.

The tourists seemed to have not seen what happened here, and they were still chatting and laughing, leisurely strolling through stores.

Lin Xiao smiled. He looked at the back of the young man and laughed in a low voice: "Oh, let me guess, was he discovered by his girlfriend when he hooked up with a beautiful girl outside, or was he just a same, sex, love? Tsk tsk, really, why are the things in those guys' minds so messy? Well, or, this little girl is Duo Lily, and her boyfriend can't accept this fact. So the little girl was angry for her true love with 'her'?"

Lin Xiao slashed his chin gently, and Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes and said with a strange smile: "No, save some money and leave these bastards! Otherwise, I will be completely ruined by them! Oh, this is not good, this is very bad! I, Lin Xiao, are a Taoist practitioner, and I can't mess around in the world like them." While talking to myself, a second-hand mobile phone was placed on the ground on Lin Xiao's belt and suddenly rang a strange ringtone. It was the sound of a full and drunk pig whispering.

Her face turned slightly red, and Lin Xiao hurriedly pulled out his cell phone and answered the phone: "Hey, I said that I am not allowed to call my phone when I am at work! This ringtone, how can you meet people in the future if you call me! You bastards, if you don't teach me how to change the ringtone, don't blame me for being too ruthless! I'm really good at stripping you and throwing you to the Huangpu River!"

"What? There is another dinner party tonight? How many people are there? It is initially expected that seven or eight people will be 20 or 30 people in the future? As long as I don't pay the bill, how many people will you do whatever you want?"

"Sure, isn't it just drinking? I, Lin Xiao, haven't been drunk yet. Who am I afraid of you?"

"But, I guess I have to run away later today. Something happened to me here, so I have to finish the beginning and end of the matter, right?"

"What's the matter? Alas. It's a small matter. I caught a thief here, slapped him and let him go. I'll see if he'll pull someone to beat me up after a while. Am I ready to be beaten up? Look. I'm so professional, I'm off work, and I'm voluntarily solving future security risks for the workplace."

"What? I am so evil? Pighead~ Who taught me these methods?"

"It's done, no nonsense, I'm at work!"

After closing the phone, Lin Xiao thought for a while, and simply took out the battery of the phone, then nodded with a smile and continued to wander around the mall.

Lin Xiao’s duty time is from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. When the person who had to take over him arrived, Lin Xiao went to the staff locker room of the mall, took a boiling bath, changed into the clothes he wore on his daily, greeted several security guards on duty, and walked out of the mall with a small bag.

Inside the bag was a little daily necessities that Lin Xiao brought to Fatty. Since Lin Xiao started working, the fat man who had gone out to purchase daily necessities once every half month had simply curled up in the rented house. Except for calling friends to eat and drink, the fat man was too lazy to go downstairs. All the daily necessities and the food and beer they usually needed were brought to him every day when Lin Xiao got off work.

This fat man lives very lazy. But it is also very pure - it is a very pure, very pure lazy.

Moreover, Lin Xiao actually felt that his mentality was somewhat similar to those of him who practiced Taoism.

This is an interesting fat man, a fat man who makes people feel a headache but also cute.

Shaking his hands, including two towels, twelve toothbrushes, eight toothpaste, four bottles of shampoo, five bottles of shower gel, and twenty-four small mainland "small bags". Lin Xiao noticed several malicious gazes across the street. With a smile, Lin Xiao turned around and entered a small fork next to the mall.

This fork is a gap between the shopping mall and another building. It is only 1.5 meters wide and is more than 200 meters long. The fork is dim and has a lot of dust. It is a good place to make a brick and smash sticks.

The young thief with his cheeks swollen and tall, rushed into the fork with four vicious companions. They had just chased forward for two or three steps, and were stunned to see that Lin Xiao was just leaning against the wall leisurely, throwing his eyes at them enthusiastically. "Daozi said that when he is in a good mood, he will coax his wife to play; when he is in a bad mood, he will find someone who deserves to be beaten to play!"

"I'm in a bad mood now! Very bad! Very bad!"

"You have to understand! A person was thrown into a large pit from the fairyland. He smelled the stench and drank stinky water every day. Even the sun was a product with ultraviolet rays exceeding the standard. I was very frustrated!"

"What makes me even more frustrated is that my friends don't know what they are now. Although I believe they will not be in danger, I am still very worried about it! But I am so worried about them, but I can't find a way to go back! This way I feel even worse!"

"What annoyed me the most is that Lin Xiao, I, has been a strict tutor since I was a child, and the people I met are all gentlemen. But now I want to hang out with a group of gangsters and bastards! I was such a pure and simple person, but I was led by them. They were so drunk, smoking, beating people with condoms, and lie to coax the little girl! I watched myself become half a gangster. Can you understand this feeling? "

"Of course, there is another thing that makes me even more angry than the most annoying thing, that is, my salary is too low! Although, now I can eat and drink and eat with those guys for free, why did I, Lin Xiao, have I owe such a big favor? If my storage ring is still there, it would be extremely easy to repay their favor. But now I don't have a single blade of grass on my body. If I owe this favor, I will feel another demonic obstacle in my heart in the future. Although I have the purple thunder sky fire to protect my body, ordinary demonic obstacles will not work for me. But I feel so uncomfortable!"

"But if I don't follow them to eat and drink, just my salary, how long will I save enough to make me search for famous mountains and rivers everywhere and visit the hermits? You must understand my mood. A person who is in trouble with a low new water is occasionally in a low mood and wants to find a few people to play with. This is understandable."

Lin Xiao finished the long sentence with a very fast speed. Before the thief and his accomplices could say a word, Lin Xiao rushed towards them. The army's fighting technique that had learned his own sword was swung out easily by Lin Xiao. Several young men snorted a few times, and their arms and legs were twisted and dislocated, and they fell to the ground in pain and struggled and twitched desperately.

Lin Xiao stood beside them and breathed heavily. He said to himself, "The self-psychological adjustment method they said is indeed effective. Although it is a little violent and not humane, the Geneva Convention cannot control me? Compared to Knife, they find a woman to comfort themselves. And the bald man is desperately drunk to pass the boring time, it is still a very healthy exercise for me to beat people!"

After jumping gently, Lin Xiao laughed at the young people a few times and said loudly: "This place is not far from the road. When I leave, you can shout for help, and someone will come to save you soon. But don't think about telling the police uncle that I beat you, I will not pay you medical expenses~"

Turning around, carrying the small package and leaving, a few young men howled there with sad faces: "You are the uncle, we won't say to the note~ You go quickly~"

Lin Xiao walked out of the fork with a light pace, and then a shocking howl suddenly sounded in the fork: "Help~ Kill someone~ Help~ Help~"

Lin Xiao gently bounced the little dust on his sleeves, and smiled. He rushed to the bus stop a hundred meters away. He hurriedly took out two coins from his pocket and rushed onto a bus that had just entered the station.

"Sure enough, they are right. When I can survive in Shanghai with ease, what is the little setback in the Taoist world?"

"If it comes to people's hearts, people in the world of cultivation, even simple bad guys like the Blood God Ancestor, are a hundred times simpler than people on earth!"

"When I can adapt to the people here, what else can I not accept?"

After throwing the coin into the bus's coin box, Lin Xiao squeezed into the car with force a few steps.

"Ba", a heavy slap hit Lin Xiao's face. A woman with a waist similar to that of the bald fat man pointed at Lin Xiao and scolded: "Perverb~ Hooligan~ You deliberately rubbed your aunt on your body, do you want to take advantage of her?"

Lin Xiao, with a numb expression, looked at the woman blankly, her eyes rolled and looked at the top of the carriage.

"That's right, they're right. As long as I can adapt to everything here in the bizarre world, the things in the Taoist world are really simple."

"It's so terrible. The recognition on the earth can grow in just over a dozen or twenty years, their minds and natures can grow even more complex and changeable than the old predecessors in the world of Taoism. What kind of monster are they?"
Chapter completed!