Chapter 1415
Then Ji Zhuoming threw out more than 20 large luggage bags and said, "These are all brought back from the human world. Look at it, I'll give you what I like." Li Yi and others nodded happily, and they were also curious about the things in the human world.
Huang Hao looked at Xu Yue lustfully: "My sister Yue'er can take whatever she likes, and take whatever she likes." Everyone was stunned. Xu Yue smiled awkwardly and nodded, and the eight people quickly rushed to their luggage bags.
Li Yi and his friends had never seen any luggage bags. They didn't know how to open them. Gong Ruoqing was the most direct and tore the luggage bags into two sections. Seeing this, Li Yi and others immediately learned, and soon all the luggage bags were torn by Li Yi and the eight others.
Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming looked at the luggage bag with distress because they could not buy those things now.
Chen Xiangyi took out a flashlight and said strangely: "What is this thing?"
Ji Zhuoming casually said: "This is a flashlight, it's useless."
Chen Xiangyi said oh, and threw the flashlight out directly. Bang! The flashlight fell on the stone and broke and fell apart. Ji Zhuoming widened his eyes.
Fang Xuehui took out a sunglasses and looked at Ji Zhuoming with a strange look. Ji Zhuoming said, "That's sunglasses, brought to the eyes."
Fang Xuehui was stunned to her eyes when she heard this, but she turned her back, and her legs were clamped to her ears in the opposite direction. Fang Xuehui frowned and glanced around: "Why has the sky turned dark?"
Ji Zhuoming looked at Fang Xuehui speechlessly, and Li Yi and others also looked at Fang Xuehui in surprise: "Sister, you are so handsome!" Fang Xuehui straightened her chest and continued to search for the "baby". The sunglasses slid down, and Fang Xuehui quickly brought them up again.
Tianwu took out a square red box and opened it in a turbid manner. It was an extremely expensive diamond necklace inside, which Tianwu took to his neck.
Huang Hao opened his mouth wide. He was going to give the necklace to Xu Yue, but he didn't expect it to be taken by Tian Wu. He clearly told Ji Zhuoming to keep it. Looking at Ji Zhuoming again, Ji Zhuoming's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he muttered in a low voice: "Why did I forget this?"
Xu Yue showed a red hard hat, and looked at it curiously. Huang Hao suddenly appeared beside her: "This is a hard hat, which can protect your head from harm!" Xu Yue was startled, stared at her big eyes and nodded without saying a word.
Huang Hao brought the safety helmet to his head, and knocked it on his hand and said, "Look, it's very strong!"
Xu Yue said happily: "Can I try it?" Huang Hao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, you try it." Xu Yue raised his hand and blew a sword energy.
"Bang!"
"Oh……"
The safety helmet was immediately disbanded, Huang Hao flew out with a strange cry, and fell to the ground and stopped moving. Everyone was stunned.
Ji Zhuoming quickly came to Huang Hao's side: "Dahuang, are you okay?"
Huang Hao stuck out his tongue and stared with his big eyes and raised his head, saying, "It's okay..."
"Dong!" After saying that, he lay down on the ground and stopped moving. Everyone was sweating coldly, and Xu Yue was even more embarrassed.
Mengdie took out a pistol and, not knowing how to use it, pulled the trigger while touching it.
"Bang!" Everyone stared at Mengdie with big eyes. Mengdie was shocked and immediately threw away her pistol.
Ji Zhuoming looked at his leg with a wry smile, and Mengdie's shot hit him in the leg.
"Ah...!!!!" With a painful scream, Ji Zhuoming squatted on the ground with his legs in his arms. Meng Die looked at Ji Zhuoming awkwardly.
Ji Zhuoming looked at Meng Die with great grievance. Suddenly he saw the red ball in Gong Ruoqing's hand and opened his eyes wide: "Don't touch that red button!"
Gong Ruoqing was stunned and looked at the ball in her hand: "What is this? There is no red button?" Fang Xuehui and the others walked over curiously after hearing this.
Ji Zhuoming clearly saw that the flashing red time in the ball was already "one". He shook his head helplessly and said, "no!"
"boom!"
"Ah!" Li Yi and his friends all fell to the ground, and red liquid spilled all over their bodies.
Ji Zhuoming shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Tomato bomb..."
Li Yi and the others stood up and looked at Ji Zhuoming angrily. Ji Zhuoming said embarrassedly: "Don't worry... the tomato bomb cannot hurt anyone, and the tomato sauce is delicious, right?"
Li Yi and the laughter were a little bit loud, and it was indeed delicious. The two nodded with a smile. But the six girls are different. They are the most beautiful people. Gong Ruoqing rushed up immediately, grabbed Ji Zhuoming and beat him up. Chen Xiangyi and others rushed up to beat him up.
After all, Fang Xuehui, an ancient immortal who had been for thousands of years, did not take action even though she was angry. Instead, she stood by and watched the battle with sunglasses, and taught the five women how to fight from time to time.
Ji Zhuoming screamed constantly, and Huang Hao had already woken up, standing aside in fear and not daring to speak. Li Yi and Xiao Fengsheng looked at each other and said in unison: "Don't mess with women!"
Since seeing the things brought back by the two ancient gods from the human world, Li Yi and others have become very interested in the technology of the human world, but they dare not touch the things in the hands of the ancient gods.
The two ancient gods were also very depressed. They originally wanted to have fun in Juejian Valley, but they turned out to be no one, no ghost.
The two ancient gods had extremely strange personalities. Li Yi and others were helpless, but helpless. Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming were placed in the Juejian Valley pavilion, and they put some messy things in the ring all over the room. Li Yi and others could only face this cold sweat.
Huang Hao's weapon is a silver-white magic spear, called Broken Soul! The magic spear is one meter long and emits a silver-white light, which looks very majestic. In his words, it is: "Shirtful!" Ji Zhuoming's weapon is a red fairy sword named Qiuyue!
The two ancient gods possess the strength of the Golden Immortal, and are said to be suppressed by the Heavenly Law in the Lower Realm, so they have been stopped at the Golden Immortal.
The Seven Ancient Swords in Juejian Valley have a powerful sword spirit and can practice on their own, while the weapons of the two ancient gods Huang Hao do not have these, so the two envious of the Seven Ancient Swords. Seeing the Seven Ancient Sword floating there, the two did something that others sweated coldly.
In order to allow his weapon to float there, Huang Hao had two silk threads tied to the Soul Broken Spike, and tied to the Ziyang and Bishui Ancient Swords. In this way, through the "help" of the two ancient swords, the Soul Broken Spike finally "float" on the platform. Ji Zhuoming also took out a silk thread, tied Qiuyue at one end, and tied to the tall maple tree at the other end, so Qiuyue also "float".
Seeing his weapon "floating", the two ancient gods nodded with satisfaction, Li Yi and others opened their mouths in surprise, and the Seven Ancient Swords were covered with black lines.
Xiao Fengsheng nodded blankly and said, "Good solution, I can also use this method to make my mountain fan float up."
Li Yi and the others frowned and looked at Xiao Fengsheng. Xiao Fengsheng scratched his head awkwardly and said, "I just said casually, said casually..." Li Yi and the sixth girl lowered their heads helplessly.
At night, the moon was bright in the sky, and Li Yi and the six girls were laughing at the moon. Suddenly, a piece of guitar music started, and the eight people were stunned.
On the platform, the Seven Ancient Swords shone with dazzling lights, Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming. The two of them were playing guitars in the colorful lights, and the beautiful music floated in Juejian Valley. Li Yi and the eight of them came to the platform with a smile and listened to their performances.
It is the first time that ordinary musical instruments in the human world have appeared here, so Li Yi and others are very curious.
After playing a musical prelude, the two ancient gods took a deep breath and began to play and sing. The rhythm slowly accelerated, and the seven ancient swords cooperated with the two of them quickly changed the strength of the light.
The two ancient gods spoke and sang: "Come on, I am a spinach, Cai Cai Cai Cai..."
"Boom!"
"Dong!"
"puff……!"
The eight people fainted, and Li Yi even squirted out a mouthful of bitter gallbladder and fainted on the ground. The seven ancient swords were immediately dim and all fell onto the platform. The Bailing Divine Beast and the Tianlong Divine Beast also opened their mouths and stared blankly at the two ancient gods on the platform.
A big bead of sweat flowed from behind Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming's heads. Huang Hao said embarrassedly: "The performance ends here... Thank you for your appreciation!" After that, he pulled Ji Zhuoming to disappear without a trace.
The next morning, the two ancient gods changed into the clothes of chefs in the human world. They fetched water, cut vegetables, and lit fires, and were very busy. Li Yi and the other eight looked at the two in the pavilion curiously again.
Ji Zhuoming said with his chest straight: "Today I will show you a delicious food feast in the world!"
When it comes to eating, Chen Xiangyi, Gong Ruoqing and Xu Yue couldn't help it. The three girls immediately rushed into the pavilion and stood beside them and looked at Ji Zhuoming. Li Yi grinned and thought about cooking. There would be no accident, so he also walked into the pavilion.
Li Yi went in, and of course Fang Xuehui and his men had to go in, so all eight of them entered the pavilion.
Huang Hao ran happily to prepare the ingredients for Ji Zhuoming to cook. Ji Zhuoming stood beside the stove with his chest out of his chest, while Li Yi and the other two looked at them with interest.
The stove fire has been ignited, using the gas stove brought back by Ji Zhuoming from the human world.
Ji Zhuoming picked up a bucket of golden bottled liquid and said, "This is the cooking oil that is common in the world. The dishes fried with it are both fragrant and delicious!" Li Yi and the eighth nodded with a smile.
The gas stove had been lit long ago and the iron pot was boiling hot. Ji Zhuoming made a beautiful and graceful opening position with one hand. Li Yi and the eight people were surprised to see. Ji Zhuoming smiled with satisfaction and poured the oil barrel in his hand into the pot...
"boom!"
With a dull sound, black smoke came out of the pavilion, and Li Yi and the other eight ran out of the pavilion with a heavy breath.
Ji Zhuoming walked out of the pavilion with a dark face: "Huang Hao! Are you giving me cooking oil or gasoline?"
Huang Hao was stunned and said, "What I gave you is cooking oil."
"Impossible, how can cooking oil catch fire!"
Huang Hao looked at the oil barrel in his hand in discomfort: "Oh my God! I took it wrong!" Li Yi and the eight people opened their mouths blankly.
Ji Zhuoming shouted angrily: "It's all you guys! I'll kill you!" As he said that, he actually started to cry and grabbed Huang Hao and punched him!
Huang Hao screamed: "I don't want me, who asked you to put them together? I don't want me! Ah! Give me your life!" Li Yi and the other eight suddenly shed a cold sweat, and the two divine beasts on the platform also shed a rare cold sweat.
A few days later, Fang Xuehui took her five girls to bathe in the Juejian Valley lake, so Li Yi left Juejian Valley with Huang Hao and laughter.
Ji Zhuoming yawned and walked out of the pavilion, and immediately looked at the six girls with their heads exposed in the lake.
Ji Zhuoming walked over with a laugh, and the six women were surprised to leave the shore. Ji Zhuoming said with his chest straight: "I'll let you appreciate the most standard diving in the world!" As he said that, Ji Zhuoming rose into the air and rushed towards the lake from a height of ten feet.
The six women shouted, "Pervert!" and slapped a palm together.
"boom!"
"Ahhhhh..." Ji Zhuoming disappeared into the air with a strange cry, and saw a star in the sky flashing with dazzling light disappearing.
Outside Juejian Valley, Li Yi, Huang Hao, and the three of them opened their mouths and looked at the star in the sky, and said in unison: "Don't mess with women!"
Li Yi and Huang Hao talked about their own feelings, and laughter was lying alone on the lawn in the distance to rest. After a long time, Li Yi and Huang Hao both felt bored, so Huang Hao randomly played a fairy technique and said, "This is my unique skill I created before, Thunder Art! It can quickly attack the opponent, but its power is very weak." As he said that, he knocked the Thunder Art into the sky, and a white divine thunder instantly thunder, quickly reaching the limit.
"boom!"
"Oh my god!"
The laughter sound in the distance jumped up with black smoke: "Who did this!" Li Yi opened his mouth wide in surprise, and Huang Hao was stunned.
Xiaofeng declared that Li Yi would not do such a thing, so he ran over and grabbed Huang Hao and beat him up. Huang Hao screamed: "Ah! Brother Xiao, don't be angry! I didn't mean it..." Xiaofeng didn't care about this, and he was still punching and kicking. Li Yi scratched his head awkwardly.
A few more days later, Li Yi and Chen Xiangyi took the Bailing Divine Beast and the Tianlong Divine Beast for a walk in Juejian Valley. The two divine beasts squatted happily on the shoulders of the two. At this time, Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming walked towards each other.
Li Yi smiled and said, "What are the two brothers doing?"
Huang Hao waved his shoulder and said, "I'm very bored, go out and see. Is this the pigeon you raise? Why is it so long?" Huang Hao pointed to the Bailing Beast and said.
Li Yi was stunned: "Pigeon?" The Lvling Divine Beast also widened its confused eyes.
Huang Hao laughed and said, "Brother Yi is really interested, but why do you raise pigeons? It's better to raise parrots than pigeons...Oh!"
The Bailing Divine Beast was furious and knocked Huang Hao away with a sharp sound, while Ji Zhuoming was knocked away by a small fist of Tianlong because he said that the Tianlong looked like a gecko. The two divine beasts fell angrily on the shoulders of the two. Li Yi and Chen Xiangyi smiled bitterly.
The cultivation world has temporarily calmed down, and Li Yi proposed a Tianhe Temple to hold a cultivation meeting in order to tell the ancient gods' successors through the meeting, the situation of Juejian Valley, so as to attract the attention of the ancient gods' successors.
Now there is more than a month left before the Cultivation Conference, and Li Yi and others are very leisurely. Although two funny ancient gods have done funny things, everyone is still very united.
On this day, Li Yi and others went out for a trip and rested in a valley. Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming set up a tent for the six girls, and the six girls were lying happily in the tent to rest.
Huang Hao pulled Ji Zhuoming to a deserted place and said, "You think there is any way to chase Sister Xu Yue?"
Chapter completed!