Chapter 187 Detonated Thunder
"I've never seen you before!"
What kind of person will make this inference hastily and then jump on someone else's back without worrying about being hit by someone with a fierce and spicy shoulder?
Xie Hou casually carried Kirilenko on his back, just like a father carrying a childish son who wanted to fly a plane.
Moreover, the Russian weight really makes him do this.
"Are you going to think about it whenever I have a little friction with the opposite sex?" Xie Hou was seriously responsible for Kirilenko, and the two of them headed straight to the intersection of the locker room.
A little friction? Kirilianko still remembers the scene at that time.
The daughter of the Mustu family was carried out by someone, and her eye makeup was crying. It definitely hurts. She was not as lucky as she had been in the previous few times.
Kirilenko sincerely wishes Xuewei, after all, her spirit of dedication was forced to exchange for a fast break score for the Pacers, and the audience also showed that Papalucas would also please the audience.
"To be honest, when I saw you doing the kind of thing that I could return to the game with a clear conscience after I saw you doing to the eldest lady of the Mustu family, I really think you are the most kind and responsible person I have ever seen." Kirilian Keyan said insincerely.
Xie Hou memorized him for a long time, and this sentence sounded a little bit.
"Are you responsible for what you say?" Xie Hou asked.
"I am responsible at any time!" said the Russian, "You must know that I am a Russian, and I am the same as I do!"
"Ha, then I'm half a Russian, I may know your compatriots better than you."
Kirilenko began to be nervous. Xie Hou was a very tricky person. From childhood to adulthood, only he was fooled, and he had always been tricked by Xie Hou.
Now he sat comfortably on Xie Hou's back. Although he looked like someone's son, as long as he could enter the locker room like this, even if he was taken advantage of, Kirilianko would spare no expense.
Moreover, Wei Guoren is not like China, and it is embarrassing to think that "being taken advantage of" is a shame.
Just like when you call someone a dog in China, you will be sent to the hospital, but in foreign countries, some dog lovers may thank you happily. Those who don’t like dogs will express their position and views on the dog. Please take back this sentence, but you will not feel that you insulted his personality.
Kirilenko is now afraid of being tricked by Xie Hou, so he asked with a nervous nerve: "Can you understand Russians more than me?"
"IMHO, the proportion of single mothers in Russia is almost catching up with black American families."
"You're a little racist..."
"Oh, is that right? How many players from single-parent families are there in our team?"
Kirirenko counted, and there were quite a lot of them.
When I start with a mom, I can’t find my dad.
This is the beginning of almost half of the dark-skinned nBa players' lives.
The American Dream that does not have a similar opening is not a pure American Dream. Xie Hou doesn't even want to listen to it, nor does he want to watch it.
ak47 admits that half of his compatriots are bastards, but he firmly denies that he is the same person.
"It's useless to deny it, I want you to be responsible for your words."
"I'm responsible!"
"Yeah?"
Xie Hou carried the Russians outside the door of the locker room, and he said, "After entering, you must announce to everyone in the most macho voice that I, King Arthur Xie Hou, is the most kind and responsible man in the world. You must swear that you will use everything you have to defend what you said."
Even when Kirilianko did AI, he would not have thought that he had to say such embarrassing words against his conscience just to take advantage of his small gain.
"Is it necessary to be so grand?"
"Andre Kirilenko, in my eyes, you are the only remaining man in Russia who speaks and acts consistently." Xie Hou asked with a straight face, "Are you sure you want to destroy your tall image in my heart?"
"I swear I will be responsible for my words!"
"Go in and say."
Finally, Xie Hou brought Kirilenko into the locker room.
Everyone was shocked by the entrance ceremony of these two people.
"Are you guys?"
"Please be quiet, Andre has something to say."
It started again... Papalucas knew Kirirenko. He was not a person who liked to steal the limelight. At this time, he became the central task of the locker room. He was probably cheated by Xie Hou. If Kirirenko's uneasy expression was not enough to explain the problem, the Greeks suggested that everyone take a look at King Arthur's proud face.
The expectant look on his face can't be hidden even if he is applied with a layer of fresh and hot shit!
Kirilenko hesitated like a marriage proposal, but how could he make Xie Hou decide that Russian men are the most irresponsible men in the world?
He must defend the dignity and glory of all Russian men, including him. Therefore, he solemnly announced to his teammates that the Emperor Star from Europe, the "universal spider" Louis XI, the savior of Indiana basketball, and the only true god of the Pacers, Arthur King Xie Hou, is the most talented and responsible man in the world.
"Smack!" Xie Hou said with a look of relief, "Andre, the first time I agree with you like this!"
Miller stepped forward seriously and grabbed Kirilenko's collar: "Andre, where is your conscience?"
"That's right, what's the handle you're caught by Arthur?"
"If you don't say it now, Arthur will threaten you with a handle for thirty years!"
Kirirenko shook his head seriously, claiming that he had no handle and he was sincere.
Xie Hou nodded with satisfaction. Sure enough, the twisted Russians would be determined once they got into the trap.
In this regard, Kirilenko is a very reliable person.
"Arthur, I am so arrogant to you." Artest seemed to believe Kirilenko's words.
Xie Hou is even more satisfied! Did you see it? Even your cat and dog don’t believe it. As long as you say it through a person like Kirirenko, there are still two B who lacks brain cells than A cat and dog.
Just when Xie Hou was so proud that he could not extricate himself and was about to forget Xue Wei, Artest's rhetorical question was like the sword that the vigils were inserted into Xue No. 5: "What handle did you hold Andre?"
"Damn it! Why do you just refuse to believe Andre's words come from the heart?"
Artest laughed dryly, and one sounded false, looking at his unwise face, he kept revealing a questioning expression of "You believe that I am stupid?"
Xie Hou also felt that it was unrealistic to make these ignorant people believe that he is such a good person in the short term.
At this time, Claire entered the locker room.
"That's it! Guys!" Claire said excitedly, "How many points did we win the Lakers tonight? 18 points! At the beginning of the season, everyone thought that other teams could only compete for second place. Tonight we prove that the Lakers are just an ordinary team, and they will lose 18 points to others!"
"Keep the motivation tonight, we only need to win three more games to create history! Persistence is victory." Then Claire emphasized Xie Hou, the way of praise is questionable, embarrassing the parties involved, and the scene where everyone laughed was a laugh. King Arthur had never seen him in his life, but the protagonist was him. "Arthur, you did a very good job tonight. Even if you want to treat the daughter of the Mustu family as a cushion, you must protect your own consideration. Even if you hit her and fall to the ground on the spot, you must return to the battlefield. Your performance inspired everyone and let everyone participate in this battle. This is the result of never giving up in the game! Show our strength as much as possible, keep cheering, boys!"
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Everyone laughed in a mess.
Xie Hou pinched the trigeminal nerve helplessly and tried to cover up this matter.
In the next period of time, the incident of using Xuewei as a meat pad three times will be repeatedly mentioned.
He just hopes that this matter will not become a popular joke like "Sweeping? Why not?" After all, he will have to find a girlfriend in the future, and pass on the Xie family and start a family. If this matter is put on the blacklist of women all over the world, will he still survive?
Next, Claire needs several people to attend the press conference with him.
It was a very special moment to win the first game of the finals.
The media has many problems, but the focus of the press conference is still on the Lakers.
The Zen master thought they were not tough enough, and no one gave equal response in the face of the powerful attacks from Xie Hou and others: "When we stepped onto the court, tell the truth, the Pacers tore us apart. I just felt that the opponent was the tougher and more urgency team. You should be able to imagine that at least I expected that the opponent would perform strongly and give us a head-on blow. In the end, they did it, and they gave us a strong response."
O'Neal is not as good at finding angles as Zen masters.
He pointed the gun directly at his teammates, to be precise, Kobe, who was sitting next to him, started to spray: "I don't know why I only received 12 passes tonight! Except for the offensive rebounds I caught myself, I received 12 passes! A scoring leader, mVp player, the most dominant player in the past few years. If he only received 12 passes in a night, he was not injured or uncomfortable, but no one passed him, wouldn't it be strange?"
The shark undoubtedly made the atmosphere on the scene solemn.
Neither Kobe nor Zen Master had anything to say.
The Sharks complain about the ball rights, and this matter has started in the 2ooo-2oo1 season.
It is obviously inappropriate now. Choosing to fire at this time will not only make things for the media, but also lead to unstable morale within the team.
From the perspective of preparation, there is no positive effect.
The Lakers took away the focus, and the Pacers' press conference was not as amazing as Shirley Moustu's words: "My sister and I are the poor woman who was used as a meat pad by Arthur. Because she is dating Arthur, we hope to support Arthur and his hometown team together. It's really a pity to have such a thing..."
Chapter completed!