Chapter 231 The monster who is full of lies and knows nothing about it
The schedules of the teams in the new season of 2004-2005 NBA were released two months ago.
The defending champion Indiana Pacers are not on the opening roster.
"In some ways, this is a good thing. At least, in the first game of the new season, we will witness the first NBA championship flag in team history at home. The new era is coming #" - Pacers' official Shet account.
Tonight, the Pacers, who are at home, usher in the first game of the new season.
The team that came to challenge them was to cut through the waves during the offseason, claiming that the reconstruction work has been completed by 75% of the New York Knicks.
In the new season opening game two days ago, the Knicks were against the Lakers, James, Kobe and Carter. The ratings of this national live broadcast surprised the league.
James is in excellent form, against the K-combo, scoring 32 points and 10 rebounds alone. Unfortunately, his Jabbar (Eric Danpier) is too aggressive on the defensive end and has made less than four fouls in the half. He can only sit off the court and cheer for the Kings through spiritual interactions.
As for the Smiling Assassin, who claimed to be "James Worthy by LBJ" (sorry, I still can't remember his name), he performed well, and scored 12 points in his career debut.
Not only Apple City needs to be solved, but Angel City is also facing a new core lineup.
Kobe and Carter, in terms of play style, are somewhat similar, both of them are swinging men who need to take action.
When he came to the Lakers, Carter focused on the third position.
Since the team got another Kobe, the requirements for the defender were very high.
Fisher deals the card at the top of the arc, making ck play happily.
Tonight, Kobe is responsible for the three-point line, while Carter plays outside the three-point line, without delaying both, each scoring 30 points. In the opening game, he beat the Knicks' bubble with a 24-point advantage.
"As a fan of Magicians, what do you think of the show
Kobe has a problem of not speaking through his brain. After the Eagle County incident, he has matured a lot. At present, he just wants to enjoy victory. Therefore, he shook his head with a smile, and his face was full of "I have seen so many battles, and I have never stepped on any traps." In terms of answering, he tried Tai Chi to block the reporter's questions.
Xie Hou deeply sympathized with Lei Balong and his Knicks, but they would not deliberately let the water out because of the disadvantages of New York's abortions.
"Because lbj is not interested in Warcraft, my friendship with him ends here. I will get 40 points tomorrow night! Say it and do it #" This speech comes from Xie Hou's account.
Xie Hou went to bed after sending this message, so he didn't know that O'Neal had turned his thanks and complained.
"With your current shooting, you scored 40 points? Do you want to say that LBJ's defense is bad? He is bragging#" - O'Neal Jr.'s complaint.
Xie Hou slept at 11 o'clock last night, and he slept until 8 o'clock the next day without being disturbed, for a full nine hours.
From this point of view, we can conclude that idol stars are more powerful than professional athletes. A well-known actor of Biyao claims that he either does not sleep or only sleeps for half an hour every day for two months. If you want Xie Hou to do such a thing, he will be able to put a fruit knife in front of him, either stab him to death, or he will take the result of you and choose. (Sighing to the sky, there was once a Zhao Liying version of Biyao in front of me, why didn’t I cherish it?)
Xie Hou might have had a half hour longer sleep, but his skills in moaning for a child early are getting better and better.
At first, she just pushed Xie Hou, but later she didn't know who would listen to his idea to buy a loud man. Every morning, as long as Xie Hou got up within half a minute, she would bring a loud man in to sing "The Song of the Heroes" - who can resist it?
"Qizi, I want to fire you!" Xie Hou jumped up from the bed and said angrily.
"Don't think about it anymore? It's rare to be an assistant as capable as me." Guizi could see that Xie Hou was angry, so she acted cute and coquettish, allowing her cousin to instantly recognize the status quo.
If he fires Takako, he may sleep until nine o'clock every day in the future, which is not good;
If he fires Guizi, he will have to prepare breakfast by himself every day after sleeping until nine o'clock.
If he fires Guizi, he will get up until nine o'clock every morning to prepare breakfast by himself and his mother will be disliked by this and that... Well, after thinking about it this way, "The Legend of the Heroes" is still very good.
Xie Hou entered the bathroom and washed quickly.
What Guizi prepared today was beef buns and sauce pork buns, which were her specialty.
Xie Hou wanted to eat 5 buns in one bite, because today is just the day to consume carbs, and he would have to get 40 points for James at night. It would be impossible not to replenish more carbs (actually, it is just greedy).
When Xie Hou finished preparing, he strode to the living room to eat his buns, and suddenly found that all the buns that Guizi prepared for him had been bitten.
Most of these buns are intact, but the incomplete part is bitten in a hole. Then, the perpetrator actually ate all the meat filling inside through this hole.
Just imagine: instant noodles without seasoning, pickles without salt, soda without gas, no kiss of love, no foreplay...
Anything without a soul is incomplete.
A bun without meat filling is still called a bun? (I punch a heretic who only eats vegetarian buns)
"Who did it?" Xie Hou asked.
Xie Jun was there in the hall. He sat obediently, and he had taken down all the books in his hand.
Xie Hou saw the oil stains on the corner of his mouth, and it was irrefutable. There was nothing wrong with that. The first suspect was him!
"Xiaojun, could it be you?" Xie Hou's concern made his younger brother feel badly - every time he showed such an expression, someone was in trouble.
"How could it be me? I'm already full!" Xie Jun forced his refusal.
"Really?"
"Really, you believe me! Do you not even believe your younger brother?" Huh, King Arthur did not believe his younger brother.
Xie Hou looked at peace, "Fortunately it's not you, otherwise my mother would definitely make me look good."
"Why? What does this have to do with mom?"
"Don't you know? The meat in the buns made this morning, huh~~~" Xie Hou made a vomiting expression.
Gugu...
Xie Jun swallowed sadly: "What's wrong with the meat in the bun?"
"When Guizi asked me to wake up just now, that meat... is not very good." Whenever he needed to show his acting skills, Xie Hou's performance made the Oscar actors feel ashamed.
Look, how natural this person's performance is? It would be great if it wasn't for the purpose of cheating his younger brother.
"Why is it not good?" Xie Jun began to worry.
Xie Hou sighed, "Oh, the pork dealers and beef dealers are becoming less and less professional. They actually took the rat meat from the waterway to serve as pork."
"Um~~~!!!" Xie Hou covered his mouth.
Didn't spit it out immediately? It seemed that the information was not strong enough.
Xie Hou continued: "The beef dealer is even more cruel. I really can't imagine how there are such evil people in the world. Recently, some unethical merchants sold some bad beef that had been stored in the freezer for hundreds of years. Normal people will definitely suffer from stomachache after eating it..."
Before Xie Hou finished speaking, Xie Jun ran to the bathroom.
"It's you!"
Xie Jun entered the bathroom and tried every means to spit out the things in his stomach, but unfortunately he was not good at all.
He thought of his last words in the bathroom and was ready to confess everything. The most important thing was to get the understanding of his beloved brother - the rotten meat should have entered his stomach!
Xie Jun was sad and walked out of the bathroom. He happened to hear Xie Hou telling Guizi about his clever performance just now.
"Isn't this good?" Guizi was worried about Xie Jun.
Xie Hou said fiercely: "To deal with this little devil who steals people's breakfast and can't eat it clean, this is what you have to deal with him!"
"You you you you!" (Xuewei-style stuttering) Xie Jun ran angrily into the hall with his fingers tremblingly at his brother, "You actually lied to me!"
Xie Hou smiled proudly and said, "Xiaojun, didn't you lie to me? You had the chance to confess to me, but you chose to deceive me. I am called treating others with the same way, and I will give it back three times!"
"Do you know how much self-blame, how sad I was just now?" Xie Jun was really angry at his brother.
Xie Hou also said, "Do you know how sad and sad I am when you have the opportunity to confess to me but choose to deceive me?"
Then they started a half-hour "Do you know how sad I am?" for various reasons, and Xie Nini's appearance broke everything.
The little girl comes with her own audio and dances ugly dances all the way. Xie Hou doesn't know who she learned from.
"Ni Ni, what's wrong?" Xie Hou asked.
Xie Nini solemnly announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to sign up for Heidi in the school's musical "Heidi and Grandpa"!"
"Cool!" Xie Hou applauded, and Guizi applauded too, so Xie Jun had to applaud boredly.
Xie Nini believes that she needs to get stronger support. Song and dance opera means being able to sing and dance well. She has finished dancing and will sing next.
From the moment she spoke, Xie Hou knew that she had gone out of tune, but he still listened to the whole process without changing his expression.
"If the full score is 100, how many points do you give me?" Xie Nini asked confidently.
This kind of child lives in the sweet but hypocritical lies of his parents for too long and cannot recognize his own strength.
Unfortunately, Xie Hou is also a bad person who likes to let his family live in hypocritical and sweet lies.
"If the full score is 100, you will definitely score 200 for me!" Xie Hou's words definitely made my sister full of confidence.
When Xie Nini left, Guizi said, "Actually, it's not very good, right?"
"Yes, it's up to 10 points!" Xie Jun said sharply.
Xie Hou said righteously: "Do you think I am the kind of monster that will expose other people's dreams?"
Takako smiled and said, "Then are you a lying monster?"
Chapter completed!