Chapter 355: Unlucky girls cause big trouble
The seven games before Christmas are not only a preview of the focus battle between the Pacers and the Mavericks, but also a battle between Xie Hou and Kobe.
Two players who competed for each other on the scoring list took advantage of the deepening implementation of the rules of prohibiting the use of the referee's players who kept soaring high scores when the referee asked questions from the media and talked about their feelings about the competition for the scoring list, their answers were similar.
"I don't care who the scoring king is, I just care about the result."
"Do I still need to prove myself by taking the top scorer?"
The second sentence comes from Xie Hou. Just when the media said this for him, he was praised by the media, and he belittled Kobe and believed that the latter was too selfish. 1, Xuewei had a different view.
1 The period from 2004 to 2006 was not only the trough of Kobe's career, but also the worst image. Eagle County was the main reason.
"Of course, it ranks first in the scoring list, you must not lose to that Koko Koko..." Xue Wei didn't even make a sound of "comparison".
When Xuewei and Xie Hou said this, it happened to be December 19th.
Xie Hou didn't want to disappoint him, so he agreed immediately.
At that time, Xie Hou occupied the scoring position with averaging 34 points, 11 rebounds and 9 assists per game (third rebounds, assists and third), and the gap between Kobe and him was 0.4 points.
On December 20, Xie Hou scored 40 points against the Clippers to complete his revenge.
The Clippers' city brother, the Lakers, committed a "heavy sin" against the Mavericks, the No. 1 in the West.
In the final battle between the Lakers and the Mavericks, Kobe showed off his might and scored 62 points in three quarters, exceeding the sum of the Mavericks. The fourth quarter was full of garbage time.
Kobe had the opportunity to make history, but he sat off the court and stopped fighting.
That night, Kobe played crazy# became a popular tag for Shett, and the record after another was about Kobe scoring more than the Mavericks in three quarters.
With this game, Kobe's average score increased significantly, and he suddenly became distant with Xie Hou.
"Why can this person be so fierce?" After intense exercise, Xuewei asked Xie Hou angrily.
Xie Hou regretted that he failed to make Xuewei forget Kobe in bed! He scored 62 points in the third quarter and Bryant was sorry. Could it be that his skills had regressed?
"Uh...this..." Xie Hou was silent in melancholy.
"Why?" Xuewei pushed Xie Hou.
Xie Houzheng was saddened by the regression of some of his skills, and a vague sentence burst out from his mouth: "Because the Mavericks' defense is very bad."
OK, this is the answer Xuewei wants.
The next day, Xuewei, as the leader of the most famous fan group on the US, posted a Shet as the president of England: "It's nothing great if Kobe scored 62 points in the third quarter. He can do the same with the right to take action, and his efficiency will be better than Kobe! Arthur's rush to the duck#"
So Shert exploded.
Komi was crazy;
The walker was fainted;
King Arthur's people were crazy. Who wouldn't know that the head of the English community was the king's real girlfriend? She must have been instructed to say this.
"King Arthur's mighty!"
Forwarding is n pieces, and tens of thousands are released within half an hour.
A famous Komi was furious: "Better efficiency? Kobe made 18 of 31 shots in three quarters that night, made 22 free throws, and made 53% and 40% and 88% of the three shooting percentages. Efficiency? Ms., do you think Arthur could have such explosive power to score? Go dreaming!"
Komi's biggest argument is that Xie Hou has not scored 60 points in the NBA yet.
It’s not that fans can’t understand that Xie Hou’s scoring is indeed as simple as drinking water, but he has a lot to do in addition to scoring.
Scoring is not the only way to reflect his value.
It fermented online, and then it was reported by Shett. In reality, espn first reported this.
Then a reporter went to block the gratitude.
Originally, King Arthur came to train happily today, but was suddenly caught by a reporter and asked him if he was confident that he would get more points than Kobe in the third quarter.
"Are you crazy?!" Xie Hou's first reaction was to treat the innocent reporter as a patient who escaped from the madhouse. "That would have to score 63 points in three quarters, not 36 in three quarters (although it is not easy), which is higher than his score? Haha!"
As proud as Arthur, he also thinks that it is a difficult record to break.
Later, Xie Hou heard about Xuewei's feat.
He almost didn't stand firm at that time, "This unlucky girl has cheated me hard!"
"Arthur, things are getting big!"
“ESPN reported on this.”
"Sports Illustrated invites you to do an interview!"
"The New York Times published a headline analysis of how you want to break Kobe's scoring record on Christmas Eve!"
"Three elderly Mavericks fans were so angry that they died in the hospital after a heart attack..."
"Wait!" Xie Hou interrupted his agent, "Why didn't Komi die of a sudden heart attack when she was so angry?"
"First of all, Kobe's fans are mostly young, angry, and physically: there will be no problem." The agent explained, "and you also said that the Mavericks' defense is bad..."
What is certain is that, well, things are really big.
It's a big deal;
Big;
It's right.
Xie Hou pinched his trigeminal nerve and felt a big head.
That afternoon, he was asked by Bird to have tea.
"Don't you know that a woman's mouth cannot trust? Even if it is your voice, you can't tell her, what do you think?" This opening statement proves that even the Internet insulators like Bird God have heard of that.
Xie Hou was extremely wronged: "I didn't know she would poke the whispers on the bed!"
"Does she look smart?" Bird asked, "why do you think she won't poke the words you say?"
"Me!" Xie Hou stood up and glared at the bird god, "The foundation of building love is trust!"
Bird was so angry that he didn't know what to say: "You, a young man who is rough in Moscow, is going to tell me about love now? Isn't your brain going to get into it?"
"That's a rumor!" Xie Hou retorted, "Absolutely rumor! You are responsible for spreading rumors like this."
"Don't talk nonsense with me!" Bird put a stack of newspapers in front of Xie Hou. "You can take a look at it yourself."
First of all, this is a bunch of influential newspapers in the United States.
Xie Hou didn’t understand. Xuewei posted Xie Te yesterday morning, and in less than two days, why did it become known to everyone in the world?
"Even if this sentence is brainless, there is no need to do this, right?" Xie Hou read the newspapers one by one, "It's so exaggerated. I must be dreaming. What floor are you here? I'm going to jump down! Then I wake up!"
Bird looked at him jokingly: "Jump quickly, I should have time to play 911 now."
Things fermented too quickly.
Xie Hou stared at the newspaper on the table, really didn't understand: "Is anyone behind the scenes?"
“Where is Indiana?”
"A remote countryside where no one is interested."
"That's right." Bird sat proudly in his original position. "This remote countryside with no stools is everywhere. Many years ago, under the instigation of a wise coach, he chose a star. Now this star has robbed the limelight of the big city. Although they can't let him die, they can create some jokes for him-I never expected that when they can't find a chance, you will give them a chance."
The Bird God looked funny: "I have never seen this kind of operation of putting my face over and slapping it in my life."
"Touch your face and slap it? Then you have to wait until I don't fulfill my promise, right?" Xie Hou said.
"What? Do you think you can score 63 points in three quarters?" Bird's eyes were sharp, just like a flying eagle in the sky locking the field and grass snake on the ground ten thousand feet below.
Xie Hou looked at Bird and smiled faintly: "Of course, I'm not so arrogant that I think I can get more points than Kobe in three quarters in any game."
but
Some people hate but some people like it.
Now Bird likes the "but" that Xie Hou is about to say.
"but," came, and Bird heard the young man in front of him say arrogantly, "this is still within my ability."
Bird pushed the newspaper on the table to Xie Hou, "Please accept it, it's my Christmas gift, you only have one chance."
If Xie Hou did this, the newspapers in front of him that mocked Xie Hou will become jokes for a long time in the future.
Even if Xie Hou retired decades later, he took out the pile of newspapers and pointed to the title inside, and could still smile at his children and grandchildren and say, "I was so stupid that I thought I couldn't do this, but I did it. No one could deny you. The only one who could deny you was yourself, and do it for them to show you!"
Xie Hou picked up the stack of brand new newspapers on the table.
"Larry, you are so stingy." Xie Hou smiled in a bad mood, "I have a gift to give to you, too."
"You must be more generous than me." Bird sat down and looked at him curiously.
"Yeah, of course." Xie Hou turned around and gave Bird God a loud fart.
"!¥!¥!%"
We have no way of knowing how angry the Bird God is about this gift.
During the training that day, Xie Hou's teammates asked him countless times how to achieve the Christmas battle, which was at least 63 points in three quarters.
Xie Hou said that this matter is very simple: "I only need to get 21 points in one quarter."
"It's so damn good!" Artest laughed, "I want to rough an old woman one night, but now I can only stand here and listen to your bragging!"
"Brave?" No one knows where Xie Hou's confidence comes from. "I won't lie, you bastards are waiting to see!"
Since this matter is indecisive, Xie Hou had to treat it as a difficult situation in front of him.
He scored at least 63 points in the third quarter, and he needed to be extremely selfish.
It is not difficult for us who are selfish in the first place.
Chapter completed!