Chapter five hundred and twentieth open mouth, live to hell(1/2)
Chapter 520: Consecrate your mouth, you're a ghost
Xie Hou wore a jersey and came to the sidelines to be interviewed by a female reporter.
"This is your first time participating in the three-point competition. What made you decide to join?" asked the female reporter.
"The league employee who called me to notify this was the main reason why I joined the game." There is nothing to hide about this matter, and the answer is the simplest.
The female reporter asked in-depth: "What did he say?"
"He used some clever strategies to arouse my fighting spirit." Xie Hou said calmly.
He can't repeat what he said specifically here.
The reporter didn't ask too much, and if he continued to ask, it would affect Xie Hou's warm-up.
Before the game started, the organizer maliciously invited 44-year-old Barkley and 67-year-old referee Bavita to a race.
Barkley should have sat in the commentary seat and chatted and laughed, but in order to show his firm opposition to three-pointers, he would rather sit on the sidelines as a spectator.
The league will hit him, and he is willing to accept it.
The two of them ran back and forth three and a half times on the court, and Barkley kept leading. He walked backwards in the last half and gave Barkta a chance. Barkta was very serious and even rushed to the ground to grab the line in the last moment, but still regrettably lost. Barkley received a $50,000 bonus, donating all to charity.
This move won him a lot of money.
"This is something Chuck will do, he is a good person." Smith should have praised his partner.
The old men in the commentary seat practiced in advance on Barkley how to praise the shooters on the field later.
Smith took the lead and all four of them came.
The conclusion is that Harlen, who has been on the front line of commentary for many years, not only has a comfortable voice but also has enough vocabulary. The magician's voice is beautiful, which looks very homosexual, and Miller is the roughest.
Then, the camera turned to the competition site.
The scenes and images of Nowitzki winning the championship last year are playing on the big screen.
In order to show the momentum of the defending champion, the clip was accompanied by Nowitzki's interview at the end of the clip - "If I'm sure I will return to the field next year."
Applause was everywhere.
Nowitzki waved shyly, such support and expectation were not what he wanted.
Xie Hou smiled and said, "Dike, aren't you afraid of performing abnormally and messing up?"
"I wasn't afraid just now," Nowitzki said with a slight smile, "Now I'm scared."
The immortal legend in Bird's three-point competition, the classic "Did you decide who will compete for second place?", if he fails to compete for the championship later, how embarrassing would it be?
Whenever you think about that picture, the air was so awkward that it was frozen.
Next, Jason Capono took the lead in the game.
There is no shortage of Capono in the league to train single skills to the world's top players.
Including Capono, Reggie Evans' rebounds, Chuck Hayes' single defense, etc.
To the extreme, even if it is useless in other aspects (Hai Ye is actually very comprehensive, only his height is limited), he can also gain a foothold in the top league.
Capono starts at the bottom corner of the left wing.
His first shot was not very good, he only scored one goal in five goals. He scored four goals including flower balls at the second point, and the rhythm came. Five people at the top of the arc were beating, and the atmosphere on the scene became popular.
Shooting does lack passion, but as long as it reaches a certain level, it can also bring about the passion that is no less than the dunk of a single person.
Otherwise, there would be so many annoying little ghosts who imitate elementary school students and shoot three-pointers in the wild court fifteen years later.
1 I'm the most! Annoying! Those little guys who took me a pick-and-roll and saw that I was passing the ball without passing the ball and shot directly from the outside!
At the last two points, Capono scored a pretty good shot, with 19 points.
With a moderate or higher score, there is little pressure to reach the finals.
Mike Miller, the second player, was not inferior. It was a pity that he didn't make a few shots. He scored above average: 18 points.
"Jason and Mike have a good start for tonight's game!"
"The people who appear later are under a lot of pressure. They have to shoot more points than 19 points to ensure promotion."
"I wonder how tempting the $35,000 reward would be for them?"
Then, a few days before the game started, Jason Terry, who was opening his mouth and muttering to become the three-point champion.
"Man, the camera has brought you, don't mess it up!" Wade became a photographer himself, and he wanted to take a picture of Terry's shooting.
Terry greeted the audience around him like a king's land.
Seeing someone so bullshit (more bullshit than him), Xie Hou whistled and said to Nowitzki: "I bet he wants to die."
"Man, we are all coming out later. Shouldn't we bless him?" Nowitzki asked kindly.
"Didn't you see me bless him? I bless him to be a god, and I will get 0 points!" Arthur cursed "viciously".
A minute later, Nowitzki held Xie Hou's hand and asked like a gay man: "Can you please say a few nice things to me?"
Arthur's curse was fulfilled, and Terry's performance was not a ghost, but it was definitely below his average.
Just look at the moment he promoted the momentum a few days ago, he was definitely specially trained for the three-point competition in private, but the scores he scored on the court were very different from what he expected.
After five points, Terry only scored 10 points and locked in the quota for the preliminaries in advance.
Xie Hou waved Nowitzki's hand and said, "Look, this is the end of the show-off!"
Upon hearing this, King Nuo looked strange.
In the past four years, has anyone in the league been more popular than Xie Hou? Why didn’t he live to hell?
Nowitzki's bad thoughts are in his heart. On the surface, he is good to Brother Xie Hou, but in fact he just hopes that Xie Hou will say a few good things. He is an atheist, but he can get blessings from others, especially the blessings of the consecrator who successfully cursed his opponent a minute and a half ago. There is nothing wrong with it.
The fourth person to appear is Arenas.
He himself was very dissatisfied with this.
Everyone knows that for the sake of the program effect, the organizer will assign the order of appearance according to the players' status.
Capono, Miller and Terry have already made a shot, and the three big stars left are Arenas, Nowitzki and Shehou.
The remaining order is Arenas-Shehou-Nowitzki.
Xie Hou's status is greater than the other five participating players, but Nowitzki was the champion of the last time, so he became the last finale.
Arenas was not convinced but not convinced. He was not convinced about Xie Hou's top priority. He was not dissatisfied with Xie Hou, but he was just dissatisfied with Xie Hou's three-point ability.
In terms of three-pointers, who can fight him in the world?
After all, he was the earliest player who didn't know the position of the three-point line, so it's normal to have this confidence.
It is a good thing to be confident, but he needs to make good results.
"Do you think he can vote well?" In Nowitzki's eyes, Arenas was the only person who could threaten him.
He hopes that Xie Hou's opened mouth will show his power again.
Since he asked this, Xie Hou naturally had to give an answer: "If we want to take action from nine meters away, then he will be the champion of the three-point competition."
"But there is no such regulation."
"So..." Xie Hou continued to give bad predictions, "This crazy man with bad eyes may not be used to the normal three-point line and hell is alive?"
"Why is he said he has poor eyesight?"
Neither Xie Hou nor Nowitzki expected that they would talk about crosstalk here.
Hearing the German question, Xie Hou gave him a natural look: "You asked stupid questions again. If this girl has good eyesight, can she make three-pointers regardless of position?"
"But you can make a comeback..."
"That's another problem, Dirk!" Xie Hou said, "regardless of whether he can make a shot or not, can a nine-meter three-pointer be better than a normal distance three-pointer? If this person is either mentally abnormal or his eyes are not good, why do you have nothing to do to increase the difficulty for himself?"
What if... Nowitzki's silent words: Is this person not good at using his eyes and his mind is abnormal?
Xie Hou's curse has expired.
Arenas doesn't make all the balls, but he will make all the balls.
5 balls are 10 points.
Then, those scattered one-point shots scored 13.
With a total score of 23 points, Arenas performed strongly.
He was the first contestant to make the audience cheer. He made wild gestures to embrace the sky with the intention of stealing all the limelight.
"This person's three-point ability is indeed outstanding!" Xie Hou shook his head and said.
Nowitzki's confidence in Xie Hou's consecration was defeated by Arenas's 23 points.
Next, it's Xie Hou's turn to appear.
The spotlight was shining. As the biggest player, he was treated as a pre-match interview.
Xie Hou didn't want anything unnecessary to affect his mood, so he refused the pre-match interview.
"Is it Arthur's turn?"
To be continued...