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Chapter 832 Artest, who released the little bird

"What happened at that time?"

"Can Ron Artest take stimulants? What's the reason for his series of abnormal actions?"

"How do you think of Ron Artest's open door?"

The reporters were filled with Pacers' press conference. Xie Hou believed that there were more reporters who could not squeeze in. Pacers are worthy of being Pacers. They are clearly located in a remote countryside, but without the competitiveness of the championship, they can still make a lot of big news that shocked the league.

Artest's crotch opening door has become a stain on the league.

Moreover, because his actions were too abnormal and unwise, the spread of this matter was far beyond imagination. Not only those who were concerned about basketball, but even those who didn't know basketball knew that some people in the league took off their pants and compared their middle fingers to fans after the focus war.

This time, Artest brought the Pacers and the Alliance, and his little bird that Genstein must have wanted to chop off, and became famous all over the world.

"I don't know why he did that. Ron is a very crazy person. No one can predict his intentions and ideas." Xie Hou was asked with a headache.

Thibodeau was in a panic and said many words that were inconsistent with the foreword, which made Xie Hou feel very regretful.

Look at their coach, who are rookies, when did they deal with this kind of thing?

Claire had been working at the Pistons for two years when he first came to the Pacers, and Artest didn't surprise him until the second year. Not to mention how suitable the atmosphere of Auburn Mountain Palace on 2004/11/19 is for big news. Tonight, Artest was not crazy during the game, but went crazy after the game. The team doctor's "preliminary diagnosis" was that Xie Hou's final kill made him excited. He didn't manage the thing in his crotch for a while, and suddenly made a lifestyle mistake to the audience.

The problem now is not whether it is wrong or not, but how does the league plan to punish it?

Xie Hou defeated the Pacers, and the news of winning the game no longer mattered.

They returned to the locker room, and everyone was there, including Artest, who was there too. He obviously realized the mistake, sat in the position without saying a word, lowered his head and looked as shy as if he was a young wife entering the bridal chamber. Just looking at his current appearance, who believes that this person dares to open his crotch to the audiences all over the world?

1 Magical sand sculpture.

"I know a lot happened today, and all we can do is look forward." Thibodeau also quoted the classic line from Forrest Gump, "Life is like chocolate, we never know what the next one tastes. What we can do is remember the lessons we learned tonight and stop making any more."

Xie Hou remembered that Claire quoted this many times back then, and Thibodeau said some old tunes and were unremarkable.

If he were to say that, he would innovate based on citations.

For example, life is like Ron Artest. You never know if he is a normal person tonight, or a fool who is so stupid that he can take off his pants and make a strong woman fuck the eyes of audiences around the world!

Xie Hou exhaled gently.

If Miller is there, he would denounce Artest.

He also wanted to do that, and he swore to the gods over five feet - if they were there, what Xie Hou wanted to do was ask them what mood they had created the creature Artest? Let him go to Mars, it would be too dangerous for the earth.

He wanted to denounce Artest, but he was not used to pointing at others' noses and scolding, not to mention that they won the game. Artest just committed a nerve, and he had a serious daily neurological attack, so it was unnecessary.

He took a deep breath and wanted to walk away.

He took a few steps, stopped and turned around and said, "Atai."

Artest looked up tremblingly.

"If you take off your pants and feel happy, I have nothing to say. But if you are suspended for this and affect the coach's game plan, I hope you apologize to everyone before the holiday," Xie Hou said.

After saying that, he turned around and headed to the shower room.

Xie Hou never scolds his teammates, that's not his style. It's rare to ask Artest to apologize for his wrong behavior.

Xie Hou entered the shower room and took off his jersey, and there were countless scratches on his arm.

The longer the duration, the more obvious the scratches will be.

When he took off his jersey and saw the traces on his stomach and waist, he was shocked: "How greedy are they in my body? How could they do such a fierce move?"

"But it doesn't matter. The skin is tender and tender, just like a sissy, and the scar is a man's medal."

"The medal that has been left for less than a month?" Tim Thomas heard Xie Hou's words to himself.

When Xie Hou heard this, his cheeks turned red, "Where did you learn to eavesdrop on people's words?"

"I happened to come in, and I can't help but not hear it." Thomas joked, "If I feel sad because I heard your little dark secret, I apologize and I promise I will forget this after taking a shower."

It's rare that there is an old man who can joke in the locker room.

As Xie Was ready to take a shower, Thomas in the compartment said, "Don't you think you are too tolerant of Ron?"

"I asked him to apologize to the whole team, is that still tolerant?"

"Your original words are based on the premise of 'I hope'. He can reject you."

"Don't you Americans understand what implicitness means?"

"So you know what implicitness is?" Thomas's words were shocked.

The most complaint thing about Xie Hou is that no matter how others praise him, he will accept it with a smile.

If you dare to brag, he dares to bear it, and he doesn't feel "Oh, I'm embarrassed to say that."

Such people still know how to be subtle? This is the sky is about to collapse!

Everyone who has been in contact with Xie Hou will get a similar feeling.

He is a good person, good teammate, good colleague, good subordinate, and good friend. No matter what kind of social interaction you want to develop with him, he will bring good feedback.

If a person is too good, it is difficult to shake his face. Maybe he doesn’t even know how to do it.

Artest was usually as obedient as a Jingba in front of him. He suddenly attacked tonight and was too excited. He performed on the spot, but Xie Hou couldn't stop him.

He was definitely a big mistake, but he couldn't even scold Artest in public.

If you want to compare the difficulty, you can only offend Suns fans again.

Well, it is difficult to win the finals of the game.

At 8 a.m. the next morning, the league announced the punishment for Artest.

On the grounds that it seriously affected the league's image and brought about a very bad response, Ron Artest will be suspended for 13 games and fined $50,000.

During the suspension, players were not paid. Therefore, Artest lost more than $50,000 in revenue.

When this happens, the most troublesome thing is the Pacers.

What's this? Before the season started, Kirilianko announced that the season was reimbursed. At the beginning of the season, O'Neal Jr., and in early December, Papalucas was defeated. Now Artest set himself on fire.

So, only Xie Hou was left.

Starting from December 3, Artest will be out until the last game of the month.

When he showed his little birdie to fans all over the world, punishment was destined. The ban on 13 games was already extremely severe. You should know that if he only compared the middle finger to fans, the number of suspensions would be the most for one or two games.

After taking off my pants, my nature became extremely bad. There were children on the scene, children in front of the TV, and the news broke out, and even media that were not related to basketball were reporting.

After this incident, a cold joke appeared on the Internet: "Chamberlain did not spread the reputation of NBA all over the world, the magician, the Larry Legend did not, Michael Jordan did a little - and Ron Artest did it easily with his **!"

Playboy rated Artest's ** as the most influential ** in the world.

Some erotic film producers are willing to spend a lot of money to invite Artest to go into the market.

Artest was so embarrassed that he beat the negotiating expert who tried to lure him into the business in the street and was almost locked up in the bureau.

From the moment he lets the little bird fly, his life is full of magical realism.

On the morning of the day when the league announced the punishment, the Pacers had to take a special plane to the next airport. Since Artest was suspended, he did not have to run with him.

Before leaving, he solemnly apologized to the whole team.

Especially when apologizing to Xie Hou, the sincere feelings and if a few tears are shed, it will be a touching scene.

Xie Hou cleared his throat and habitually eased the atmosphere: "Don't do this. These days of banning, you can earn some extra money with your famous bird, such as making small movies, and you have a good market now."

"Whoever dares to mention this in front of me, I can't beat him to death!" Artest said fiercely.

This is why he became angry and embarrassed when people lobbyed him in the street.

Xie Hou was just kidding, but he didn't expect that it was fucking real.

The crotch-opening farce became one of the most exciting news this year, and then the Pacers boarded the plane to Cleveland.

A large number of entertainment media in Cleveland that have nothing to do with basketball gathered here to interview Artest.

Fortunately, Artest did not accompany him, otherwise it would be difficult to end.

However, Artest, who stayed in Boston, was not much better. Although he pretended to be in disguise, he was still recognized when he arrived at the airport.

Everyone shouted and beat everyone in Boston, tourists from other places rushed to take photos, and some people who were not afraid of death wanted to compete with Artest whose bird was more majestic.

Artest gritted his teeth and longed for a few normal people.

Why are there no normal person who wants to take photos and ask for autographs?

He was holding his anger and went through security checks with everyone's fingers. Unexpectedly, he was still stared at by many people when he got on the plane.

That will be a portrayal of his life for a long time to come.
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