Chang Hao was insane as he looked at the face reflected in the water.

A very pretty face reflected in the water, with long soft golden hair hanging down her temples on her shoulders, pointed ears, straight nose bridge, peach blossom eyes seem to have all kinds of emotions piled up on her eyebrows, and a warm smile hangs on the corners of her mouth.

With the dual help of hair dye paste mixed with yellow wild flowers and the secret hair growth technique invented by Zhang Guangxian in ancient times, Chang Hao successfully disguised himself as an elf.

If he is now taken to the comic exhibition as an elf cosplayer, let alone waiting until the next day, it will cause a sensation in the entire cos circle within a few hours.

The sword spirit circled around Chang Hao twice and said, "It's really good to distort the real one."

"Shouldn't this be attributed to my foundation?" Chang Hao was obviously in a good mood.

"You'll go to heaven after just praising you a few words?" The sword spirit raised a finger and said slowly, "Most elves love nature, nobility, elegance and beauty. They are also natural poets and dancers. Do you know these?"

"If three hundred Tang poems count, then I can do it too." Chang Hao laughed, "When I first went to college, I often had a friendship meeting. Chang Ge pulled me to practice the national standard dance for half a month. Now I can still gesture a few times."

"Then you must be the most stupid elf and you haven't run away." The sword spirit responded.

"The common term for elves is older English. I have learned seven or eight points since I was a child. As long as I don't want my long speech that makes me feel erect and don't encounter orcs who are very familiar with elves, I have no reason to easily reveal my identity."

Chang Hao calculated by bending his fingers: "Everyone said that elves are the best archers and magicians in the world, but as they grow older, more and more elves will start to use swords as weapons. I am completely in line with the truth. As for magic, I will use the five elements spells as a cover. Who can see the difference in ordinary people?"

"I thought you kid had a temporary idea, but I didn't expect that he had planned for a long time?" Jian Ling widened his eyes and was stunned for hearing it.

"Is it easy for me to have a stable sleep in the fiefdom together?" Chang Hao sighed helplessly, shook his flowing blonde hair, which was particularly sexy.

"When your father and I visited Middle-earth Continent, I had a fun thing." Jian Ling sat cross-legged on the big stone beside the pond and said, "Your father is a man of the world, and his appearance is nothing to be picky. At that time, all forces on Middle-earth Continent came to see him, and many elves said that his appearance was more like a royal family than the Elf King. When the women of the Dark Elf saw your father, they almost tried every means to let him visit their territory, but unfortunately your father declined."

"Dark Elf? What are they targeting my dad?" Chang Hao was a little curious.

"Of course it's for mating." Jian Ling laughed.

"Puff!" Chang Hao scooped the handful of water that he wanted to quench his thirst was sprayed far away, "Comrade Jianling, do you know that your tone just now was very disrespectful?"

"Although I have lived for a long time, I can still keep up with the trend in my mind." Jian Ling rolled in with a hilarious smile, "Your father is in the human emperor body and the blood of the dragon. In the eyes of those women of the dark elves, he is a stallion that will never be tired!"

Chang Hao clenched his fist and hit the palm of his hand, and suddenly realized: "I remembered this when you say that. It is said that the dark elves are a relatively special branch of the elves, but their fertility is very low, and they rarely walk in the sun."

"That's right. The origin of the elves was born on the corpse of an ancient giant named Emier. The side of Xiangguang was born were the elves of light, who were gentle and loved nature; while the side of Xiangguang was born were the dark elves, who had dark skin and silver hair, and were considered evil."

"Generally, this kind of slander is fabricated." Chang Hao shook his head and said.

"That's right, after all, no race is born evil." Jian Ling changed the subject, "But the genes of the dark elves are inherently flawed, but they are not fabricated. Ninety-nine percent of the offspring they gave birth to are girls. Anyone who gives birth to a boy often fails to live in adulthood, because they will die in pain during the endless mating of the clan. This pair is not a blessing, but hell."

"Dark elves are born with a curse of difficulty in fertility, but they have the most incredible beauty and the most popular figure to attract the attention of the opposite sex." The sword spirit handed a look that men knew about Chang Hao. "You don't know that when the dark elf queen Zhuoer, who was known for her charming and charming, left the underground world to meet your father for the first time, many men present were bent down to cover up their ugly faces."

"Where is my mother? Didn't I say that my mother also followed her dad to Middle-earth continent?" Chang Hao was a little dissatisfied. Grandpa used to say that his mother was the most premier beauty on the Jiuzhou continent back then. There was no reason why he could not compare to the dark elf queen, right?

"In terms of appearance and figure, the dark elf queen can indeed be equal to several mistresses. But if we want to talk about temperament and aura, we have to count the women in Jiuzhou to take the lead!" Jian Ling gave a thumbs up in praise.

"It's really weird to talk about these dark elves. You said that they have such poor fertility and are dominated by matriarchal society. How did they last to this day?" Chang Hao squatted by the pond, washing the hair dye paste in the cracks of his fingernails while talking to himself.

"The giant Imil I mentioned earlier is a newborn god on Middle-earth continent. The elves are descendants of the gods. There will always be ways to overcome difficulties in one way or another." The sword spirit shrugged and answered questions.

"... Speaking of which, I have a gossip to ask you."

"If you have farts, just let it go, it's so hard."

"You said, what would happen if my dad really agreed to the Dark Elf Queen's request at that time? Will he be able to help them solve the historical problem of fertility difficulties in the medical field?" Chang Hao's strong curiosity could kill hundreds of Garfields.

"Ha? If I remember correctly, women from the Dark Elf lineage are only tens of thousands of yuan in total, how can they withstand your father's golden swords and iron horses? What an international joke!" Jianling scoffed at this, obviously not optimistic about the "combat power" of the Dark Elf women.

Chang Hao immediately covered his old face with shame. Should he be so fierce?

"You kid is so unrestrained about gossip now. Why don't you say a few words to Xiao Aido? I think they are very concerned about you." Jian Ling said with a teasing smile.

"Okay, don't mess with this matter? I'm still young and I'm still very pure. Don't mess with me with old fried dough sticks like you!"

Seeing Chang Hao carefully wiping the Yuehong sword, the sword spirit reminded: "Before entering the city, you can find a piece of high-end wood to make a scabbard. The storage ring is a rare commodity in the Middle Earth Continent. Don't arouse suspicion from those who are interested. Do you know if your wealth is revealed?"

"When it comes to swords, I have always wanted to ask you, this is a magic sword after all, right? Why does it seem to be of no use except being sharp and capable of stuffing a lot of things? You are suspected of false propaganda." Chang Hao's tone was not good.

"Have you watched "Fighting Break the Sky"?" Jian Ling couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"Isn't this nonsense? Of course I've seen it."

"Then tell me, is the protagonist's amazing ring in his hand or the old man hidden in the ring?" Jian Ling dredged some water and grabbed his hair in the palm of his hand, wiping out his treacherous big back. "There is an old man in the family, as if he has a treasure. Learn a little, young man."

Chang Hao has the heart to jump into the lake.
Chapter completed!