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[415] I am Li Sui's most unlucky traveler, I am going to herd cattle now

"Oh my god, these people are so cruel. Just knock my beer bottle and beat me into a fat man. Now I'm here to beat me up, and I'll take me to be a coolie after all. This is simply not taking the law seriously..."

After muttering a few words in my heart, Li Sui, the former Dalai Lama who didn't want to raise cattle for the strong man, immediately refused to say to the strong man, "If you don't go, I won't go, I will kill you, I have a job, why should I raise cattle for you? How much money can I make for raising cattle for you? I'm so old, I won't marry you if I raise cattle for you?

Also, don’t think I can’t beat you, you can command me at will. If you dare to pull me to your cattle farm and lock me up, I will definitely dare to call the police and beat Yaoyaoling and let the police uncle arrest you and go to jail. It is illegal for you to arrest me and work, do you understand the illegal ones!!”

Hearing the Dalai Lama's words, the strong man said to him with disgust. "First of all, your job has been lost. You steal the pig heads and pig feet in the freezer. They didn't call the police to arrest you for the sake of their relatives. You still want to go back. You think so beautifully!!

Secondly, your seniority is greater than ours. Logically speaking, we have to call your uncle, but you have never done anything good or face-saving for us since childhood.

Finally, to be honest, if you didn’t want you to starve to death outside and lose the face of our relatives, who would have been willing to care about you? How lazy you are, wouldn’t you know what you are?”

When the Dalai Lama heard the strong man's words, his head suddenly hurt.

Then a memory that did not belong to him immediately appeared in his head, a memory that belonged to the Dalai Lama, the owner of the body.

This memory is very simple. The Dalai Lama's parents had a son in their later years. His father was 75 years old and his mother gave birth to him at the age of 45. So he loved him from the bottom of his heart and despised him.

Normal children will hold him when they are four or five months old, six or seven months old and let him start learning to walk, and the Dalai Lama's parents will hold him with their hands before the Dalai Lama is two years old.

It was scary to hold him until he was two years old and started to learn to walk. What was even more scary is still to come. The Dalai Lama went to elementary school at the age of eight, and he still needed his parents to feed him at the age of twelve.

Do you feel that this is so spoiled to the point where there is no bottom line? The more beautiful one is still behind? The thirteen-year-old Dalai Lama feels that it is too tiring to go to school. The Dalai Lama’s parents clapped their hands, and when they are tired of studying, we Dalai Lama will not go to school.

After the Dalai Lama did not go to school, the Dalai Lama's parents did not let him work like normal rural parents, or sent him out to work, but instead kept him at home to raise him.

It is really there, how to raise it? His parents will prepare breakfast for him in the morning, and let him watch TV and sleep at home after eating. When he comes to work at noon, he will make lunch for him. When he is full, he will continue to watch TV and sleep at home. When he comes back to cook at night, he will give him food and then let him go to bed. Pigs may even envy his life.

But the good times didn't last long. When the Dalai Lama was fifteen years old, his ninety-year-old father went out to work in the field. As he was working, he suddenly felt tired. Then he lay some straw in the field and lay down to sleep. After this sleep, he never got up again.

After the Dalai Lama's father left, the Dalai Lama's mother also wanted to go over and change the Dalai Lama, hoping that he could try to work, work, and try to learn some life skills, so that one day after she fell down, he would have no one to rely on.

But the Dalai Lama's mother, who has been spoiled by the Dalai Lama since she was a child, really wanted the Dalai Lama to work and work. The Dalai Lama went to the field and his hands were broken. The Dalai Lama's mother immediately called him home to rest with heartache. The Dalai Lama went to work and said to the boss scold him. The Dalai Lama's mother went directly to scold the boss, and then the Dalai Lama was unemployed directly.

After losing his job, the Dalai Lama never went out to work again. He lay at home watching TV and sleeping every day and lived a life that was even more pigs than pigs. Until the Dalai Lama was twenty-two years old and his mother was sixty-seven years old, his pig-like life was over.

The reason for the end was very simple. His 67-year-old mother went to bed after dinner one night because of years of hard work. Then, like the Dalai Lama's 90-year-old father, she couldn't wake up.

After the Dalai Lama's mother left, the helpless Dalai Lama was finally arranged to go to a relative who opened a wholesale shop at home to look at the warehouse after discussions with a bunch of relatives.

This relative was named Dashu. He raised the Dalai Lama for three years and raised him from 97 kilograms to more than 230 kilograms with delicious food and drink. Later, he couldn't stand the Dalai Lama's move to steal a lot of snacks a day, so he drove the Dalai Lama back to the village.

This lazy man could starve himself to death at home alone, so after a group of relatives gathered together for discussion, he directly sent the Dalai Lama to a relative who opened a freezer at home to help him see the freezer.

But what no one expected was that this lazy man was still a foodie. He helped the relative look at the freezer gate for three months and ate 67 pig's feet, forty-eight pig's heads, and countless pork ribs. He was so angry that the relative drove him back to the village, and the relative was called Da'an.

Because of the two previous examples, the relatives were unwilling to take over the Dalai Lama, the hot potato. After discussing, they finally raised money together. Each person in the family gave him ten yuan a month and raised him two thousand yuan in living expenses, so that he would continue to be lazy at home, as long as he didn't starve to death.

However, they underestimated the Dalai Lama's ability again. He spent 2,000 yuan in less than five days. Then last night he went to the food stall for dinner and got drunk and didn't pay. The boss asked him for money, and he went straight to the telephone pole on the side of the road and went to the traffic bar. What a scare, the boss of the food stall was so pissed. He had never seen such a ruthless person who ate a tycoon meal.

Then the boss of the food stall called the police and called the police. The police took the Dalai Lama to the hospital for examination. He had nothing to do and fell asleep when he was drunk. Then the Dalai Lama was sent home by his relatives. After that, no one knew why he was on the ground. Maybe he rolled down from the bed, or maybe he got up before and then accidentally lay there...

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After receiving all the memories of the previous one.

The Dalai Lama looked at his dirty and stinky old tiled house and sighed and said to the strong man, "Okay, I promise to raise cattle and herd you, and as a condition, you have to buy me some clothes for changing clothes. These clothes are too bad to wear..."

"I will buy clothes for you without saying you, but we have agreed in advance. If you dare to take my cattle and sheep and slaughter meat, I will be rude to you." After the strong man warned the Dalai Lama, he asked the Dalai Lama to bring his ID card and some clothes, and then pulled him away in a cart that pulled the cattle and sheep.
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