Chapter 108 Benefits of joking
Dongfang Bubai was afraid of losing her makeup.
Every woman is afraid of being made up.
Lan Fenghuang is also a woman, so of course she can also understand that mentality.
So she said, "But...but I don't think the leader of the Dongfang will worry about his makeup to what extent, right?"
Li Bufu stared at Dongfang Bubai, held the blood knife tightly in his hand, and focused on it, saying, "I can't beat it anyway. How can I know if I don't try it?"
Dongfang Bubai really didn't go into the water anymore, but stopped more than two meters away from the lake and stopped moving forward.
Li Bufu laughed: "Look! Look, I guess right?"
Lan Fenghuang said in a daze: "But she...why is she?"
Li Bufu suddenly pressed against Lan Fenghuang's ear and asked quietly in a very small voice: "Dongfang Bubai was originally a man, do you know?"
Lan Fenghuang also said with a low ear: "I used to hear the predecessors of the Five Immortals Sect say this is it. But she is now..."
Li Bufu said, "When she looked up at the geese before, I was looking at her. Guess what I saw?"
Lan Fenghuang asked curiously: "What?"
Li Bufu said, "I saw her Adam's apple!"
Lan Fenghuang was shocked when she heard this, and her eyes couldn't help but look at Dongfang Bubai's throat.
However, Dongfang Bubai's bright red collar was erected high, with complex and detailed patterns on the collar. The two collars covered most of the throat, making people unable to see what was going on.
The wind blew slimly.
In May, the weather is extremely hot and the heat in the land is also evaporating.
Li Bufu and Lan Fenghuang were dressed very coolly, but Dongfang Bubai still had to cover his neck tightly.
This is a bit intriguing.
Dongfang Bubai looked at the two of them whispering, and his eyes changed when he looked at her. He looked a little panic appeared on his face, and he said, "What are you two talking about? If you finish speaking, you should go back to Heimu Cliff with me."
Li Bufu laughed and said, "Master Dongfang, if you are not afraid of going into the water, just come and catch me. We two were about to joke with Master Dongfang and make a fuss in the water!"
Dongfang Bubai shook his head and said, "I have been in the deep boudoir for a long time and have not been watery. Moreover, I am not close to you, and I have the defense of men and women. How can I share the same water joy? That is a big mistake!"
Li Bufu smiled and said, "If the leader of the Eastern Sect is afraid of his makeup falling on his face, he can only watch from a distance and don't come over."
Dongfang Bubai paused and said, "I treat you well, but you are so overkilling me like this!"
Her voice was like an older sister acting cute, which made it difficult to act after hearing it.
Neither Li Bufu nor Lan Fenghuang responded.
Dongfang Bubai didn't seem to be particularly anxious. She walked around the mountains and fields, enjoying the unique scenery of Miaojiang.
She gradually walked away, and walked a little far away, but she always surrounded this lake.
Within her eyes, she could still see Li Bufu and Lan Fenghuang.
There are few people in the mountains. People from the Five Immortals Sect know that their leader will deliberately avoid this lake after he walks here.
So between the mountains, the three of them confronted each other, and only the lake water silently reflected all this.
Lan Fenghuang stepped on the water with her naked feet, tiptoed, and asked, "How do you know she is particularly afraid of makeup?"
Li Bufu smiled and said, "She was originally a man, but she dressed up like this. Why is she for?"
Lan Fenghuang said strangely: "Because she wants to become a woman?"
Li Bufu said: "It's a pity that the way she turns into a woman is to put on thick makeup on her face. If she didn't have these makeup, she wouldn't be a woman!"
"Of course she would never let the red makeup off in front of others. In that case, she would not be a woman."
Lan Fenghuang suddenly realized.
——Although this principle doesn’t sound too complicated, it is indeed not too easy to think of this in the critical situation just now.
Lan Fenghuang also had to admire Li Bufu's urgent wisdom.
"But...if the Eastern Master kept guarding here, how could we escape?"
Li Bufu said: "It seems that we can only have to sacrifice love in the lake together."
Lan Fenghuang said in surprise: "Sacrifice for love?"
Li Bufu said again: "If I had known about Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings, we should have kept some of them. In the future, we can celebrate the festival with Qu Yuanxian."
"Oh!" Lan Fenghuang said angrily: "Why are you still in the mood to joke at this time?"
Li Bufu said: "It's just because I thought about it just now that we can't get rid of Dongfang Bubai, whether we are running away separately, wandering through the lake together, or spending time here until dark."
"So I thought about it, the only thing we can do now is just kidding."
Lan Fenghuang stared at him for a long time and finally sighed: "It's a pity that I can't let us escape from Dongfang Bubai!"
Li Bufu said positively: "But jokes also have the benefits of jokes!"
Lan Fenghuang asked, "What are the benefits?"
Li Bufu said: "Just making us relax, and we can also let us go through this not-so-good time!"
Lan Fenghuang said: "What's the use?"
Li Bufu said: "Of course it's useful! We are consuming each other by the lake. When it gets dark, Dongfang Bubai will definitely be tired. If we can still maintain our full spirit, we will have already taken up 10% of the battle!"
Lan Fenghuang's eyes lit up and she said, "At that time, you may defeat her?"
Li Bufu was silent for a moment and said, "I'm afraid it's still not possible. She is probably not only one level higher than me."
Blue Phoenix's expression dimmed again.
Li Bufu said, "But we shouldn't give up, right? I once encountered danger in the snowy mountain. I was obviously unable to survive, but a kind-hearted person saved me. Since that time, I have never had the idea of so-called 'giving'."
Lan Fenghuang seemed to be inspired by Li Bufu's thoughts and suddenly said, "I want to hear your past story, is it okay?"
So Li Bufu really started to tell her slowly.
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It's late at night.
The sky is full of stars.
The feeling of looking at the stars in the mountains is always a little different from the feeling of looking at the stars in the city.
When you are blown by the gentle mountain wind and the gentle lake water, it seems to bring you closer to the sky and the stars.
Dongfang Bubai has not left yet.
Her red dress looked like a ball of flame that never ended in the darkness.
"Then I never met Senior Feng Qingyang again in Huashan..."
"After saying goodbye to Huashan, I went to Luoyang to return the golden sword to them. Then I came to find you."
“……”
Lan Fenghuang nodded thoughtfully.
Li Bufu yawned and said, "Okay, I'm finally finished speaking. I'm leaving."
Lan Fenghuang widened her eyes and said, "Where are you going?"
Li Bufu said: "Of course I followed Dongfang Bubai to Heimu Cliff."
Lan Fenghuang said in a daze: "You...you...you...you just now..."
Li Bufu smiled and said, "I told you those stories just now, which only makes you feel better. But don't worry, maybe in ten days, I will find a chance to come back. Maybe Yang Lianting really just invited me to be a guest?"
Only then did Lan Fenghuang realize that Li Bufu knew that he was not Dongfang Bubai's opponent, but in fact he had already made plans to follow him.
But Li Bufu didn't want to separate from Lan Fenghuang too quickly, so he deliberately told a story for the whole day, as the last farewell ceremony for the two.
At this time, Li Bufu had slowly walked out of the lake and shouted: "Master Dongfang, come here. I will discuss it well with you."
With just one shout, Dongfang Bubai flew over, his speed was so fast that it was terrifying!
Dongfang Bubai did show some fatigue between his eyebrows and eyes, and said, "You finally figured it out. This is great, and I will treat you well along the way."
Li Bufu said, "But I have another request! If you refuse to agree, I will commit suicide here, and you can't take me back."
Dongfang Bubai said: "Requirements? What is the requirement?"
Li Bufu said: "I don't know whether the general manager Yang Lianting asked me to go to the Sun and Moon God Sect to be good or bad, good or bad. If you say you don't know, I have to think more about it."
Dongfang Bubai said, "Brother Lian is so kind, and there is no malice inviting you to do. But I understand what you mean, you said, what do you want to do? What wishes have not been fulfilled? I am afraid there are few things I can't do in the world!"
Li Buqi rolled his eyes and said, "I am actually a disciple of Huashan Sword Sect who is wandering outside. Before going to Heimu Cliff, I wanted to go back to Huashan Siguo Cliff to take a look. I didn't think of anything else for the moment. If this matter can be done, I will go with you."
Chapter completed!