Li Guanyu's Anecdotes (1)

Author: Richen Xiqing

Editor's note: Chinese people prefer to create gods, and book friends prefer to call their favorite or disliked well-known author, XX, and the author is a little more humorous and translated into "aunt". According to the public, a movie "Hui Ming" established the status of the great god of Yueguan, so the name of "YDju Flower God" (full name) is also known as the world.

Of course, Yueguan is called "Great God" if he doesn't like it. It is said that because this title is too powerful, it will make him dizzy and have a hair standing up, and he will be at risk of loss of appetite and physical disorder.

I used to pay attention to the European and American literary and sports circles, and found that the Americans were a little different from us. They were not very keen on creating gods, and they even talked about "Legacy", giving those lustful and heroic sisters a thick layer of legendary color - constantly challenging themselves and surpassing themselves is constantly creating "legendary color" - such as Michael Jordan, and the strong woman who wrote "Harry Potter".

From this point of view, Yueguan with the pseudonym Li Guanyu also has some Legacy. As Qidian's 2008 MVP writer, a somewhat stubborn and dreamy author, when he reached the peak of Qidian's personal honor, his challenge to himself began.

After "Reading Ming", there was "Wolf God" with a bleak box office, "Rainbow" which was very popular, and "The Great Contest" in the Spring and Autumn Period. Yueguan has been making new attempts. Although some attempts seem to be not that successful, even from some perspectives, it can be said that it was a complete failure.

It is difficult to talk about whether Yueguan surpasses himself or whether he can surpass himself, but a person who is obsessed with his dreams and is unwilling to repeat himself is worth looking forward to in any case.

(The main text is followed by a lot of shocking information, and the editor's words are quite honest, which is actually a YD that conceals the subsequent text)

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(one)

The so-called rare things are precious, but unfortunately this is an era of creation for the whole nation. However, although creators have gradually lost that unusual and proud halo, in the hearts of readers who truly love them, they still hope that their idols will be different.

The unacceptable MM once wrote from the heart in a book review: "A pure MM admires Qidian and a great god. She always thinks that even if he is not far superior to Takeshi Kaneshiro, he is still chasing Andy Lau, but she does not expect that a face of Wu Mengda appears in the video frame..."

It is unknown whether the pure MM was heartbroken after seeing Brother Meng Da, but this story tells us that imagination is always beautiful, but reality is cruel. Cherish life and stay away from videos...

Well, it seems to be too far-fetched. Of course, everyone should know that the aunt who is talking about the pure MM video here is definitely not Li Guanyu's boy shoes. Although Brother Guan is not as good as Takeshi Kaneshiro, he will never fall to the point of Ng Man-tat - you know, we are not skeptical and gratified when we laugh without restraint.

But...if you are unfortunate enough to smile...

"Little beautiful girl, Shu Shu will take you to see... Let's see the goldfish..."

So, the whole idol collapsed.

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(II) Guanguan Creation Talk

Guan Guan is a very interesting person.

As long as you enter the group who has passed the Yue Pass and have had a close encounter with him once or twice, you will easily come to this conclusion: the name of YD Pass is definitely not a false reputation.

Guan Guan is good at writing women and writing bed scenes from multiple angles, which is well known. Occasionally, book friends will ask curiously, Guan Guan, do you have any experiences or experiences when writing bed scenes so well?

Guan Guan smiled proudly and said, "Some people write about women, like getting married, thinking in their hearts: Get up quickly, after getting up, I'll hurry up and get up and next... And I'm in the process of enjoying... Hahaha..."

A silver bell-like laughter (hereinafter referred to as silver laughter) floated by. Now you know, why did the generation YY master Yueguan let out a moan: "The physical condition is getting worse and worse, and after excitement, it is a serious overdraw of physical strength...", a story about experience!

This story tells us that too much YY can hurt the kidneys, so I hope you can remember it.

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(III) Guanguan and Buddhism

During a certain period of time, Guan Guan studied Buddhist scriptures (certainly not "Jin Ping Mei") and gained some insights. On a beautiful afternoon, he changed his name to Yu Guan Yu and actively went to various groups to facilitate the spread of scriptures and teachings.

As soon as the fish-watching master came out, believers gathered. Of course, Guanguan was willing to refuse everyone, and he was dedicated to preaching and teaching and solving doubts.

When you meet a beautiful girl who sincerely prays for Buddha, Guan Guan will say seriously:

Female donor, the most effective person in this temple is to send a child to watch the fish...

When you meet a sad and depressed girl, Guan Guan will feel heartbroken and said:

The female donor, I am shallow in my cultivation and cannot heal my wounds through clothes... I offended...

When meeting a young man who is dedicated to Buddha, Guan Guan will express his deep regret:

Sorry, this temple is a high-end temple and does not accept male disciples.

This story tells us that Buddhism is very magical. When you have time to read it, your life will be more colorful.

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(4) The God's Purchase Pass

Speaking of which, after Guan Guan became an aunt, he naturally had a certain skill of blessing in power. Occasionally, he installed a fortune teller in the group or book review area and made a big fame and a half-immortal iron mouth.

One day, a friend posted in the book review area: "There is an exam tonight, so I'm going to make a good start. I often hope that Guan Guan would give him a blessing, and he would have a clear idea in his heart~~~~~"

Passionately, the call of the Pass immediately appeared in a building behind the post, and the Taoist bones and fairy wind appeared, and he smiled and said, "Congratulations, I have a bloody whim. I have calculated my fingers and I will do it. Tonight, fellow Taoists should be in the exam, and there should be no serious problems."

The poster was overjoyed when he heard this, and left with gratitude and said bluntly that with the blessing of Juhua Daxian, he should be able to kill Buddha in the examination room without any hesitation.

Then……

The guy who posted never appeared again.

This story tells us two profound truths:

Bowl, the exam is risky, ZB should be cautious;

The blessings of Aunt Rabbit and Juhua are devastating skills.

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(V) Two or three matters between Guanguan and the China Securities Regulatory Commission

The China Securities Regulatory Commission is a magical organization.

The so-called freezing three feet is not a day's cold. The magical organization between Guanguan and the China Securities Regulatory Commission is endless, chaotic, and tangled until now.

Let’s use a few examples to leverage the advantages of Y people’s IQ to analyze the real relationship between Xiaguan and the China Securities Regulatory Commission.

Recently, Guan Guan occasionally mentioned on PS that he was rushing to work on the bus every day, and the time was a little tight. So a curious book friend asked: "Guan Guan, when you were the first in the annual monthly ticket, didn't Qidian give you a bus? Why did you still have to take the bus?"

Guan Guan sighed and said in pain: "Donated to the China Securities Regulatory Commission."

Note, keywords, donations, targets, and CSRC. Combined with Guan Guan’s two common hobbies (Note 1), we can draw the first conclusion that Guan Guan is the encator of the China Securities Regulatory Commission.

The second thing is that Guan Guan was in a depressed mood for a while, and it is said that he was tortured by a demon named Zhuang. Seeing that Guan Guan was getting more and more depressed, the book friends saw it in their eyes and were anxious in their hearts, but they could not help. One day, when the demon Zhuang showed off his power, Guan Guan suddenly felt his spirits and shouted in the group: "I will go to the China Securities Regulatory Commission to run naked tomorrow!"

Note, keywords, running naked, location, CSRC. With a brief analysis, we can infer that, 1, CSRC is a place that allows running naked; 2, 2, have been there.

The third thing is that Guan Guan was suspected to have returned from naked, and he was still in a low mood. It is said that he was cheated of a large amount of money by the Demon Village and an organization. Seeing that his attitude seemed to be a fairy jump. The book friends were heartbroken for him, so they asked Guan Guan how to fill the financial deficit of his family. Guan Guan cried and said sadly: "I went to Thailand for sex change surgery to earn money to pay off the debt!"

Through these typical examples, the following conclusions can be drawn:

1. The China Securities Regulatory Commission is a chain organization similar to the Qinlou Chuguan, with upstream and downstream lines and strict systems.

2. Yueguan is one of the guests, regular guests, and has been playing naked in it for a long time, and the day is noisy.

3. The banker is a child caregiver of the China Securities Regulatory Commission. He joined forces with the top red Gu of the China Securities Regulatory Commission to set up a trap for Yueguan, and played a magical dance to cheat him of money.

April, the new book was opened in order to collect the travel expenses to Thailand.

5. We should help him and get the first prize in the new book.

I was crying, Guan Guan was so miserable. I won’t say what this story tells us. I will pay tribute to retail investors fighting on the front line of the stock market, to the unwavering warriors guarding at 6,000 points, and to the warriors who bought PetroChina for 48 yuan!

The people will never forget!

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(VI) Guan Guan's idol

After the generation of YY master Yueguan became famous all over the world, people often asked Guan Guan’s idol and asked him who he loved the most in the literary master.

The funeralist: "Guan Guan, your debut work is Jin Yong's fan. Could it be that you love Mr. Jin the most?"

Master YY: "Old Jin Dacai, but there is no H in the article. Only one room is replaced when he meets bed scenes. I remember that Wei Xiaobao was sleeping together, but he was mentioned in one stroke. I deeply regretted it."

The author: "It's not Lao Jin... Then the beauty you write is full of charm and charm, and there are many beautiful women. It's like a girl. Is it your favorite thing to be Gu Long?"

Yueguan: "Gu Long's hairstyle is my eternal resentment."

The perverted person also mentioned the names of the masters of Liang, Wen, and Huang Yi, and Yueguan just smiled but didn't answer.

The people who are fond of troubles failed to guess and were even more shocked and even more suspicious. They knelt down and begged Yueguan to speak clearly.

Guan Guan said a name lightly: "Huang~~shan~~~pine." Then he became a vigorous and vigorous person and said with a spring look: "I have a dream... to be as famous as Huang Juju one day!"

(Huangshansong, a well-known Internet master, as famous as Xiao Ming leader)

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(7) Guan Guan selects actors

Emperor Zhengde in Guan Guan's "Hui Ming" was young, handsome, kind and very popular. One day, a group of book friends chatted and suddenly said that if Hui Ming was filmed into a TV series, who would be suitable to play Zhengde?

Some people suggested that Huang Xiaoming, some supported Lam Feng, some people helped Louis Koo, and some people forced him to promote the overseas Crown Xixiang. Everyone was talking about it and it was difficult to reach a consensus.

An expert in the group ran to ask Guan Guan, saying, Lao Guan, who do you think is suitable for acting?

Guan Guan Ben stood looking at the window, and slowly turned around and said, "If it weren't for the filming of the play, the interpretation of the eternal emperors and treasure countries, the way of enlightenment is the kingdom. It's a pity that the heroic power is too strong, and it's quite difficult to play the righteous deed who loves fun."

Expert: "Who would you like to be a director if Guan Guan?"

Guan Guan's eyes flashed and said, "When he was young, he accompanied his inner person to read a group of films. One of them played the role of the emperor, both solemn and harmonious. When he glared at his eyes, he saw majesty, smiled brightly, and showed the emperor's tenderness. If this person came to play the role of Zhengde, I would have no desire."

The expert asked, "Who is this person's surname and who has acted in a famous drama?"

Guan Guan smiled and said, "This drama is popular all over the country and is known to everyone."
To be continued...