Chapter 19 Penguins
Ziliang is very smart, but at the same time he is also a very lazy person, whether before or after he becomes a human being. In fact, if it weren't for the old-fashioned thing that "save the world", but there was no way to do it. He would rather stay in the "hospital" forever, smoke, read the newspaper, and occasionally take Old Joey to the "table" to have a few drinks, and talk to the bartender about the common trivial matters such as "the next stage of evolution of the universe"...
Although he likes the comfortable rhythm of life, he is helpless. Every thing has its own responsibilities. For example, the sun has to shine, the earth has to rotate, the farmers have to farm, the doctor has to see a doctor, the old Joey has to feed the "pig", the bartender has to tell stories to newcomers in his own tavern, and Ziliang himself... has to travel through all times and planes to find the scattered "fragments of sin".
Well, some people can understand this passage, and some people can't understand it, but it doesn't matter. As long as you know, Ziliang is just an ordinary person now. He was locked up in the Arkham Asylum and became a mythical figure the next morning after he was imprisoned. That's all.
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There was once a saying in a certain plane, "In fact, God is also a human being, but God has done things that human beings cannot do, so he became God." At this moment, Ziliang undoubtedly completed something that no one could do... Because after staying in the "infirmary" for a night, he was holding a pack of Professor Yang's cigarette in his hand when he came out...
Yes... Although it was just a pack of cigarettes, it didn't sound like something earth-shaking, but when it reached the prisoner's ears, it was almost equivalent to saying: "This kid went to hell, and when he crawled out, he held a pair of Satan's underwear in his hand."
The news was so explosive, incredible, and too crazy, so not only prisoners, but also in the prison guard circle, they began to talk about the new prisoner. The night he was alone with Professor Yang was also circulated into various versions, including some pink curiosity scenes...
But after all, the professional qualities of criminals in Gotham City have become worse and worse in recent years. If Gotham 10 years ago was tortured, chatting, drinking tea and eating melon seeds in front of Professor Yang, they would have caught a lot of people. Let’s take a step back. As for Professor Yang’s torture method, I probably wouldn’t even have the chance to gain a foothold in the Arkham Asylum a few years ago. Now, seeing his fierce and famous look, it only means that he has caught up with the good time.
Anyway, no matter what, almost everyone knew Ziliang that night.
But there is still trouble with popularity.
The largest of them is Mr. Coppert.
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Copper is a businessman and a criminal.
His full name is Oswald Chesterfield Copper. It is very touching to read, so before he was locked up in the Arkham Asylum, most of the underground gangsters in Gotham City like to call him "Penguin"...
Mr. Penguin is a little over 1.4 meters tall, weighs 80 kilograms, has almost no neck, and has a bit of baldness. This deformed figure makes him look like a walking large kiwi. In addition, his maldeveloped left eye and abrupt hooked nose, these elements combine to make people naturally classify him as a "psychotic weirdo". When he was arrested, he didn't even give him a chance to explain and directly locked him in the Arkham Asylum.
Therefore, the habit of "judging people by appearance" is really bad, because Mr. Penguin is not a mental illness at all. Not only that, he is also a very typical "high emotional intelligence criminal". He pays attention to his demeanor, clothing, elegant interests, and gentlemanly demeanor. He likes to quote Shakespeare's poems when speaking... and even has a little obsession with cleanliness.
He had a childhood of bullying and ridicule, a mysterious father, a hysterical mother, and a declining family. He started from scratch and suffered all the hardships, and eventually became the leader of one of the four major gangs in Gotham City. In short, he was a model of struggle who got up step by step with his perseverance. In addition to liking to chew fish raw, he was almost the most normal-minded and wiser type of person in the Arkham Asylum.
So after entering the Arkham Asylum, he quickly used his normal thinking, wisdom, emotional intelligence, and negotiation methods to become the "boss" in the Asylum.
So someone asks, why is he a normal person but can become the boss of a group of lunatics?
You see, this is where you think narrowly, because the object of his negotiations is not the prisoners at all, but the warden Quincy Sharp.
Arkham Asylum is a magical place. Although all the prisoners here are under close supervision, fighting, gangs, etc. are completely prohibited, and there are also a kind person like Professor Yang who is in charge of himself, it is magical that some troubles arise every now and then.
For example, Ziliang poked a person's throat with a spoon and stabbed him into shock... This kind of thing is really normal.
Can you imagine a man using his fingernails to squeeze the rust on the pipe in the middle of the night? He kneaded the rust and the paper on his butt, and used saliva to form a ball, and took it out to freeze when the air was released. It was winter, and it was as hard as a steel bullet in less than 10 minutes. This man used this waste paper ball as a hidden weapon, and killed two guards and a prisoner. At that time, he forced the prison to calculate the amount of paper on his butt... Yes, he turned out the used paper in the trash can, confirmed that each piece was stained with shit, and then compared it with the total number of toilet papers, and then recycled it uniformly... Legend has it that the resignation rate of the prison guards during that period was three times that of previous years.
There are even more crazy people... Can you imagine yourself saving money and raising cockroaches in prison? The man was an entomologist with a broken brain. The cockroaches were raised as big as slippers, and they were flooded like creatures in the demon world, which caused the prison to start a large-scale cleaning. During this period, the prisoner successfully poisoned 12 prison guards with insecticides, and then successfully escaped from prison.
Chapter completed!