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Chapter 92 A Joke

The sky was covered with tens of thousands of bats, covering the sky, but in the castle across the river, people did not notice this strangeness. They were all attracted by the embarrassing scene in front of them.

Bruce Wayne and the Joker sit side by side against the wall.

Of course, the clown had no movement for decades. His muscles had long been shrinking to the point where it was so hard to stand up, and he could only sit in a wheelchair.

Bruce Wayne, because he had just met the sin, was still in a very weak state and could only lean against the wall to barely maintain his sitting position.

Therefore, these two old enemies who had been hit and beaten up when they met in the past were only able to sit quietly and could not do anything at this moment.

After a long time, Batman probably thought it was too embarrassing to sit like this, so he chose to speak first and break the silent scene.

"I said I heard you are dead, why are you alive again?"

"Hey!! Hahaha-you talk first, you lose!" When the clown heard Bruce talking, he immediately started yelling excitedly.

Wayne looked uncomfortable: "I didn't give in to you any more, it's not a couple quarrel!"

"What? Isn't a couple quarreling?" The clown looked shocked: "Count the time, I think we both have passed even the seven-year itch."

"I haven't known you for so long. I'm just 25 years old. In my plane, I've known you for less than two years, and in my plane, you are not so talkative!" Bruce said almost yellingly.

"Okay OK~" The clown seemed helpless and nodded like coaxing a child: "It's only been two years, but this is not bad. At least you still have a freshness to me. You must know that in order to maintain this freshness, I have to come up with some new ideas to attract your attention every now and then. Essaying banks is too old-fashioned, bombs, poison gas, and even I have imagined kidnapping the Justice League. By the way, in your plane, you haven't created such a small group like "playing house".

"Okay, shut up, bastard!" Bruce shouted unbearably: "I'm asking you a question, shouldn't you be dead!"

"It's true that I'm dead, or you, but the people outside the door made me alive again. Oh, I forgot to say thank you. I should mail them some gifts when I find time."

"No one wants to receive your gift, and it's not me who killed you, but the lunatic in the Bat Cave. By the way, there are at least 80 Batman in the Bat Cave now. If you like playing with Batman, I can suggest throwing you into the Bat Cave, and they must be happy."

"No, no, no~" the clown said quickly: "Those little bats are all crazy people, the kind that are broken, and the broken toys are meaningless. Speaking of which, I like you more now."

"It's so disgusting. You should pray that you will recover faster than me, otherwise as long as I can move first, I promise that the first thing I do is to break your legs."

"Oh ~ you're so rude, but I like it"

""Now Bruce knows, why no matter which version of himself, he will go up and beat him up after seeing the clown, because it is so uncomfortable to bicker with this guy.

At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly opened, and Hannibal walked over.

"Hey, I didn't disturb you two people's world, right?" he said lightly.

"No!"

"A little bit!"

The clown and Bruce shouted in a different voice.

Hannibal nodded: "Well, I can apologize to you, but I think you should come and see, Harley Quinn is awake."

"Oh, is that little sweetheart awake?" The clown's attention was immediately taken away: "I really love that girl. She was going to knock me out with a gun just now. Hehehe, that must be amazing."

As he said that, the clown immediately struggled, straightened his body, and then turned the wheel of the wheelchair with his breasts, moving forward with a strong effort.

"What's wrong with Quinn?" asked Bruce.

"Just just now, these children have a resurrection sacrifice ceremony, and the sacrifice is Harley Quinn, but Quinn is lucky to not die. Of course, she still paid some price, such as memory."

"Memory? Is Quinn lost his memory?"

"Yes, you'd better come and have a look. Seeing some old friends will help restore memory." Hannibal said, and walked over to help Bruce up.

"It's so crazy. I just had a fight with the clown guy. Now I have to go and help Harley Quinn recover my memories." Wayne muttered and walked out of the room with Hannibal.

Opposite the corridor was another room. Hannibal pushed open the door and went in. Wayne found that everyone in the room was gathered together, frowning. On the bed on the other side, Quinn was huddling in the corner and looking at the opposite side, looking at the opposite side with a look of horror.

As soon as he saw Wayne and Hannibal walking in, Quinn immediately burst out with another scream.

"Stay away from me! You lunatics!!"

Wayne looked at him with a weird look: "Uh, I never thought that one day Quinn would call someone crazy."

"I never thought about it, come here quickly. Those who just woke up should not be too stimulated." Ziliang waved to himself in depressedly: "By the way, Hannibal, can't you let her be quiet?"

"Of course not. Although she signaled, she was still the carrier of the fragments of sin. I can't do anything to her. It would be fine if she could cooperate with me to count the sheep, but obviously she didn't want to listen to me."

"Hey, it's really hard to deal with. Can you just watch her huddle in the corner? Who can ask her to cooperate?"

Just then

The clown pushed the wheelchair forward.

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

"I don't want to! Stay away from me, oh my god, your face is so ugly!"

"My face?? Oh, by the way, I thought of a joke about the clown."

He said without caring about Quinn's expression of fear and disgust.

“This joke is like this:

One day, a man went to see a doctor and said he was very depressed and his life seemed ruthless and cruel, saying that he felt lonely in this threatening world.

After a detailed examination, the doctor found that there was no physical problem with the person, so the doctor suggested that he take a rest and go to see the circus performance.

"The circus that just came to the city, their performance was wonderful, especially the clown, very outstanding. He will definitely make you laugh and make you forget your worries."
Chapter completed!
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