Chapter 141 Lao Tzu is a man with bugs
Ye Tian smiled and continued, "This is nothing. I have a friend named Yi Shanjing, which is terrible. If it is not enough, I have a friend of mine, named Feng Linwan, which is irresistible."
"Yi Shanjing???? Let me think about it."
"Feng Lin's Bowl???? Let me think twice."
"My brain cells are a little insufficient, the water friends are so powerful! The intelligence questions given by the anchor, all undergraduates, graduate students, and doctoral students will give you some strength!"
"Is it an idiom again? These are three words! No!"
"Are the anchor lying to us? I'm kidding us! These two names sound pretty good! It's not interesting! My wife's name is Yi Shanjing."
"Upstairs, don't be too naive. What the anchor said must have a deep meaning and will not be that simple."
"Brother, I feel that your wife's name will become unique from today, and your wife's life will become unique from the rest of the world."
"I fell into deep thought."
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Looking at the book friends who were in deep thought, Ye Tian did not directly announce the answer, but reminded: "This question is easy for junior high school students to answer. Please remind me that it is a poem! Both are poems."
"Who is a high school student? Come out quickly."
"It's okay for those who graduate from high school. Think about it quickly. This important task will be left to you. The peak time of your life is here. You can step on undergraduates, graduate students, and even doctoral students. This opportunity is unprecedented."
"23333.....I feel like my high school diploma is so cool for the first time. Thank you for clearing our high school students."
"I want to say a weak sentence, I have a primary school diploma, the anchor, can I answer it?"
"Poems, verses, verses, ahhhhhh, anchor, I can't think of it! Tell us."
"Wait, I seem to have a way of thinking. I have a junior high school diploma, and I am an endorsement for the junior high school diploma."
"Damn! I understand, 2333333, I have a primary school diploma. Damn, another poem has been destroyed. I can't bear to look at it. The main writer, aren't you afraid that Wang Zhihuan will jump out of the coffin and hit you."
"Speak quickly, talk quickly, can't wait."
"The sun was over the mountains. When I saw it, I couldn't bear to look at this poem directly. Lao Wang could write such a lewd poem."
"Puff puff puff."
"Puff~ So that's how it is, it's simply tragic."
"23333...Recalling when I was a child, the teacher took us to read aloud and climb the Yellow Crane Tower, and I was very excited to read. Now I think about it, I feel so ashamed."
"Damn it, Bai Ri Yishanjing, my god, my classmate has become so scary in my heart."
".........Damn, my wife's name is Yishanjing, and my surname is Bai. It's really a bad fate. It turns out that there is always a reservation. You tell her this little story, will she hit me?"
"66666..... Upstairs, your wife will probably beat you up."
"Wait, I'll solve one problem now. Where is there another Feng Lin bowl?"
"Come on, this may be the peak moment of your life in primary school diploma, junior high school diploma, and high school diploma."
"I've worked hard for the most peak moment of my life."
"Feng Lin Bowl, Feng Lin Bowl, Feng Lin Bowl, what exactly is Feng Lin Bowl?"
"I want to say... Let me say, brothers and sisters, do you want to park your car and sit in Aifenglinwan? I am in the third grade of elementary school. This sentence has just been explained by the teacher in class today, and he also assigned homework for us to come back to memorize. I was just reading it."
The barrage suddenly silenced, paused for several seconds before he could make a fuss again.
"Damn!"
"Damn it! It's crazy."
"Primary school students should not watch the anchor's live broadcast! They will be taught badly."
"Mom sells a copy, and another poem has been destroyed. Kid, you will tell your teachers the meaning of this poem in class tomorrow. Your teachers will definitely praise you and give you a little red flower."
"Really? I told my teacher that she really praises me? I have little education, don't lie to me."
"Absolutely, such an incisive explanation, such an alternative explanation, if I were a teacher, I would definitely praise you greatly. You are the future of the motherland. How could I lie to you?"
"Yes, that's it, I will definitely praise you, hahahaha~~"
"Mom sells a copy, parks a car and has sex...23333. Congratulations to the anchor, you ruined another poem."
"Stripping Ling Lin, Yi Shanjing in the sun, parking to make love with Feng Lin's bowl, my mom, I can't bear to look at it."
"The mountain road is eighteen curves, not as good as the anchor."
"Soully announce: Children must not watch live broadcasts, especially the anchor's live broadcasts."
“Hahahahaha~~”
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Ye Tian looked calm: "No, good, you must apply what you have learned, otherwise you will be useful after learning. The teacher often teaches you to study hard and be a person who is effective in society in the future. The anchor, I teach you how to apply what you have learned. As the anchor, I also want to teach you, and I suddenly feel that I am so great. I have begun to admire myself. Tsk, why am I so awesome?"
"Pooh!"
"Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"66666... It turns out that this is what you have learned, you have learned, you have learned."
"If God is a useful person to society, I appreciate that the anchor clearly speaks a wrong way, but it makes people speechless, and he feels it makes sense."
"What the anchor said makes sense. The teacher often asks us to apply what we have learned and be a person who has a role in society. So that's how it is. When I start class on Monday, I will talk to the teacher about what I have learned. He will definitely praise me in front of all the friends in the class - the third grade of elementary school student."
“233333”
“6666666”
"Kid, you will definitely become a well-known figure at the age of class."
"I hope I can see you alive tomorrow."
"I seem to see a star of tomorrow rising."
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Ye Tian went to the side and picked up a pile of dry firewood and went to the extinguished fire. Not long after the fire was extinguished, there were still a little sparks. Soon, Ye Tian raised the flames again.
Looking at Jian Nan with a depressed expression on the side, Ye Tian asked, "What? Have you gone to see the trap again? Have you caught the prey?"
Jian Nan was stunned, a little stunned, but then asked with a low face: "Ye Tian, why do you think you can catch things in your trap, but mine can't catch them? Your three traps caught three prey, and I have made so many traps."
It turns out that I went to see the trap. I could get up so early in this wilderness, and that was the only thing I had to do with this obsession.
Ye Tian really wanted to reply, nonsense, that's what I made, can it compare?
However, after saying this, Jian Nan was depressed and vomited blood and felt even worse. This was not a good sign. He hoped that a very energetic person would be good.............. a good laborer, a good hard worker, must learn to have goals and be motivated.
Ye Tian said seriously: "Well... after all, I am a man with a bug."
Jian Nan looked confused: "What? Bug?" The expression you were teasing me.
Chapter completed!