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Chapter 143 Porn Anchor

Although there was no hope at all, at least there was still a glimmer of hope and some expectations. However, when I heard this answer, I was so confused that I had no last glimmer of hope.

"But I still don't know how to do it, and I don't have any tools." Jian Nan looked innocent.

"Have you never seen the bamboo raft?" Ye Tianxin was so tired.

"No." Jiannan shook his head.

"Idiot, have you never watched it on TV? Those martial arts dramas! Costume dramas! There are always some impressions that those who cross the river like to be boatmen, or those who cross the river like to take a boat." Ye Tian explained.

"Oh! I've seen this." Jian Nan suddenly realized.

"That's good, just copy it and build a super invincible and sturdy bamboo raft." Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, where is that tool?" Jian Nan continued to ask.

"It's good to have a knife, I..." Ye Tian said as he was about to take out the sharp blade.

System: "The system items cannot be handed over to Jiannan for use, otherwise it will be considered indirect help, and the task difficulty will increase tenfold."

“I…I….”

Ye Tianqi was trembling all over, gritted his teeth and raised his middle finger hard, and said, "Damn you! System."

System: "Host, I don't have any holes, you can't afford to spend your days."

Ye Tian: "......" What he said makes sense.

"A knife! I have it. I will definitely complete the task assigned by the organization." Jian Nan was full of energy and turned back to the small bamboo house. He actually took out a mountain knife from his backpack.

Ye Tian was stunned. This guy still brought a knife? He also brought a knife when he got on the plane! How did this guy pass the security check?

But I was relieved. It would be much more convenient to have a knife. Otherwise, with the virtue of this product, it would be more difficult to make a ship than to the sky.

Jian Nan was very energetic. He picked up the hijab and walked towards the bamboo forest. He was proud and proud. In order to do something meaningful, he fought hard, otherwise even a bamboo rat could bully him. It would be a terrible sight. At that moment, his soul was deeply hurt.

Ye Tian thought about it and walked towards the bamboo forest. Ye Tian was still a little worried that anything could happen in the woods, and humans could turn into animals' prey at any time here.

System: "Don't worry, the host, Jiannan is also considered to be in the system protection mechanism. At most, he will suffer a little, and his dignity will be insulted or something, and he will not be in danger of his life."

Ye Tian was relieved a lot, but he still said, "But I still despise you very much. As a system, you must be responsible to the host, for example, actively telling the host certain regulations and other things. On this point, you did not do it well. This can be said that you are not in place as a system, the system's negligence. You are not a good employee. How can you get my praise and everyone's praise? You are such a bad thing. It is simply a violation of labor law. This is a major negligence for you..."

System: "..." Are you finished? I have said that if you don't know whether to speak or not.

As he said that, the bamboo forest stopped going and turned around and walked away with ease.

While this time, Ye Tian can also do something else.

Looking back at a little Red River pig and a pheasant tied under the tree.

Ye Tian shook his head, took a mango and threw it in front of the pigs and pheasants in the face of Xiaohonghe.

When the little Honghe pig saw the food, he started eating it without hesitation.

When Ye Tian saw the little red river pig, he remembered the pig brother and the little monkey he met on the deserted island before. He didn't know how they were doing.

He stood up, identified the direction, and Ye Tian walked into the woods.

After walking through the trap, as Jiannan said, he didn't catch any prey, and it was empty.

Ye Tian thought about continuing to walk forward to see if he could find other fruits. He was also very tired of eating mangoes.

Not long after leaving, Ye Tian suddenly heard a buzzing sound coming from nearby.

Ye Tian was immediately delighted. There were bees nearby, which meant there was honey.

After identifying the sound, Ye Tian walked forward with the sound.

Soon, in front of a thick tree, Ye Tian stopped and listened to the sound coming from here.

But when I looked up, I only saw a group of bees. I looked around, but I didn’t see the honeycomb.

Ye Tian smiled at the corner of his mouth because Ye Tian knew that there was a kind of bee that would not build a nest outside the tree, but inside the tree, so as to avoid harassment from monkeys and orangutans.

After walking around the big tree for a few times, Ye Tian had almost guessed the location of the honeycomb, but why Ye Tian felt it, it felt like it was familiar.

Ye Tian didn't climb up to get honey as soon as possible.

Instead, he walked into a quagmire and took off his clothes and pants.

When the water friends saw it, they hurriedly said.

"Damn it, porn anchor!"

"Is it okay to take off your pants anytime you move?!"

"Damn it, isn't there any super-in charge to rectify it?"

"I have called the police. Hello, Yaoyaoling, there are people here to take off their pants."

"Hahaha, have you noticed it? The anchor's underwear is still printed with SpongeBob SquarePants."

“Hahahaha, SpongeBob, 66666.”

.....

Ye Tian ignored the water friend, stepped on his feet, walked directly into the mud, and his abdominal muscles suddenly began to roll.

The water friends were stunned and stunned. When Ye Tian walked out of the mud, he had become a pitch-black mud man.

Ye Tian then grinned and said, "You don't understand this, there is a honeycomb in this tree, and the anchor is going to get the honey out."

The water friends were stunned and asked.

"Then why are you rolling in the mud? It's like a little black man. What's the connection with you making honey?"

"Do you think the bees won't find you like this?"

"Anchor, I read less, don't fool me."

"The bee said: Don't think that if you change your appearance, I won't know you."

"I don't understand the principle at all."

"It seems that new knowledge is going to be learned."

......

Ye Tian explained with a smile: "Why doesn't matter? It's very related. Bees have 2 large compound eyes and 3 small monocular eyes, and each compound eyes consists of about 6,000 monocular eyes. Our eyes see a complete image constructed by a single retina. The images seen by bees' eyes are composed of many very large separate single-point combinations, which means that bees are myopic, but the bees have a particularly sensitive sense of smell and hate sweat. So the anchor coated his body with mud. The first is to disturb the bees' vision, and the second is to cover up the smell of the body. Do you understand?"

After listening to Ye Tian’s theory, the water friends were stunned.

"Awesome, damn!"

"Is there such an operation actually? It's awesome!"

"So it's still possible. As long as my body is covered with mud, the bees will not bite it."

"Awesome!"

"I was simply shocked. The bees turned out to be such bees. I didn't expect that the bees' eyes were so different from those of us humans, and my friends were shocked."

"I said, I just obeyed the anchor's professional knowledge and knelt down."
Chapter completed!
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