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Chapter 155 There is only one man, if you chop it off, it will be gone

On the way back, Ye Tian said confidently: "As a person as handsome as me, there will be helping people everywhere, not because I have money, not because I have power, not because I am a good person, just because I am too handsome, hahahaha~~"

"puff."

"Anchor, can we have some shame?"

"Although it's really handsome, the anchor said that, it's very worthy of beating."

"Shameless people like the anchor are here, we must fight every day! [Smile expression]"

"Hehehe~~Anchor, I'm very nice to you. If someone else beats me three times, I'll beat me twice."

"You said we meet the anchor, it's better to slap the face or other places. [Perfect expression]"

"Listen to the brothers upstairs, I suddenly had a bold idea. [Lustant expression]"

"I'm going, you won't be thinking..."

“23333….”

......

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily and said, "Speak in advance that when we meet, the only way to hit me is a girl, preferably a beauty, preferably a long legs. I prefer black and straight, melon-shaped face, high nose bridge, and it is best to wear black stockings. If you can wear less, it will be better. If you don't wear it, it will be even better..."

“6666”

“66666”

"I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people."

"If you don't wear it, that's even better. This shameless... I suddenly look forward to it."

"I just convinced the anchor that he was shameless, and he said so righteously. [Covering his face and expression]"

......

Having joked, Ye Tian turned his head involuntarily and stared at the direction where the gorilla disappeared for a long time. He found that there was no movement. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "To be honest, it was really dangerous just now. Fortunately, someone was not right, and there was a pig to protect him! The moment the gorilla turned around, I took a look. It should be a silver-backed gorilla, with very few numbers. It is considered to be a wild one, so it is very lucky to meet a wild one."

"The reason why silver-backed gorillas are called this is because some male gorillas have white hair on their backs. The sharp-eyed water lovers should have seen the back of the gorilla just now. The silver-backed gorilla is the largest primate existing on the earth and the strongest primate existing.

By the way, silver-backed gorillas actually eat plants. Adult gorillas need at least 25 kilograms of food every day. The one I encountered must be more than that."

"I just saw it. My back is indeed white. I was surprised just now and thought it was a gorilla with mixed hair."

"Hahahaha~~Chinese pastoral ape."

"Wait, have you noticed that the anchor said that the silver-backed gorilla is a vegetarian animal and eats plants. Why is the anchor afraid? He wants to run away?"

"Uh... I seem to have noticed it too. It's not that the gorilla really caught the anchor."

"MDZZ, I thought gorillas were meat-eating, but they scared the anchor."

"I'm so strong, I'm actually a vegetarian, 23333"

.....

"I haven't finished speaking yet."

Ye Tian continued: "Although the silver-backed gorilla is theoretically vegetarian, it is only theoretically , this silver-cup gorilla is much bigger and stronger , like the largest silver-cup gorilla found in the world today , it doesn't look like a vegetarian , and it even goes to chase wild boars , and I don't believe that wild gorillas only eat vegetarian , does it suddenly want to change their taste today ? Anyway, I believe in one truth , it is difficult to grow into that . In summary , partial eating is very bad , everyone must pay attention , young friends should pay more attention ."

"Hahahaha, a partial gorilla."

"That gorilla is really big, it turns out to be even bigger than the largest found in the world today."

"What God summarizes?"

......

After returning to the camp, Ye Tian put down the things in his hand. He just sat down and remembered that Jiannan was still making a raft. He felt a little worried. Although he couldn't teach him, he could not go and see him?

I just don’t know if I will feel more worried and heartbreaking after watching it.

Ye Tian didn't expect this idea for the time being. When he thought of this idea, he couldn't help but feel curious and just wanted to see how it was going.

He stood up and walked towards the bamboo forest, saying to the water friends: "Jiannan is building a raft alone, and I don't know how it is. Let's go and see it now, but I don't have any hope for him anyway, I just hope he can build a raft that can float on the river."

There are barrage of complaints and gloating on the barrage.

Walking outside the bamboo forest, Ye Tian stood nearby, looked carefully, and quietly looking at the bamboo forest.

Seeing that Jian Nan was doing something with his back to him at this time, Ye Tian was so familiar with this posture, and the water friends had already revealed it at a glance.

Ye Tian felt that he had retracted the aerial camera and said, "Cough cough, it is not suitable for children. Children cannot see it, they will have needle holes."

The barrage has exploded.

"Puff, what is Jiannan doing!! Damn!"

"This posture and this movement are definitely doing something...that's the one."

"Ahem, why do you care so much?! I'll go!"

"Hey, young people are just energetic, hahaha!"

......

Ye Tian sighed, "Hey, young people are just prone to impulsiveness. Everyone just pretended that they didn't see anything. Alas, the young man didn't know that JZ was expensive, and when he was old, he cried." He sighed and reminded him, and then couldn't help but add.

“……”

“…………”

“…………”

"Puff, porn anchor, I've called the police."

"Awesome, hahahaha~"

"Anchor, do you dare to be a little dirty! Ahhhhhh!"

"Damn, my three views have completely collapsed! Damn!"

"Damn it, it's all made up into poetry!! If it were in ancient times, you would have been beaten to death like this! Anchor!"

"Not to say, it's quite smooth."

......

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he felt something was wrong and hurriedly said, "Haha, I blurted out my tongue, and everyone thought I didn't hear it."

After saying that, Ye Tian leaned his head to look at Jian Nan again. When he saw this, Ye Tian froze directly.

When the water friends saw Ye Tian’s expression, they hurriedly asked what had happened.

Ye Tian turned the camera over again, and everyone immediately saw Jian Nan chopping something with a knife at this time. Jian Nan chopped and cursed: "Cao Nima! Cao Nima!!"

"Anchor, anchor, hurry up and stop me! If you don't go, it's gone!"

"Damn it, anchor, stop it quickly, what's wrong!"

"Damn, is that cruel? He is so cruel to himself."

"My Brother Nan in society is ruthless and doesn't talk much."

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Chapter completed!
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