Excuse me?

Why do I have a little bit of understanding what you are saying?

Wang Dafu suspected that there was something wrong with his ears. Did he hear it wrong?

He is a little confused now, and his head suddenly crashes. Is there any? Is it time to make friends now?

Now is a time of life and death!

Shouldn't we retreat strategically?

Aren’t these gorillas that are violent and can masturbate in the air?

Just now, Brother Flat Head was slapped around like a ball, didn’t you see it?

Looking at Ye Tian's serious expression, he subconsciously said: "Making friends is divided into purposeful and purposeless. The purposeful is that this person is useful to you. Whether it is a relationship of interest or a certain characteristic of him or her, he or she attracts you to understand the other person's preferences, meet his or her preferences, and slowly get in touch with each other, and become friends. If you are aimless, it is because of something or a special situation that makes you interact, lead to your acquaintance, and then slowly become friends.

Of course, if you want to be a good friend, you should not simply regard contact with friends as utilitarian interactions, because in addition to helping each other, there are also functions such as exchange of ideas, complementary knowledge, emotional comfort, and pleasure. If friends blindly pursue utilitarianism, then such friends will not last long."

After Wang Dafu finished speaking, he suddenly felt that he was not normal.

Mama!

Is it time to say this seriously?

He must be crazy!

After hearing this, Ye Tian was full of confusion and asked again: "Have you tried to be good friends with animals?"

Wang Dafu: "Is he..."

He really wants to swear!

Who is okay to make friends with animals?

Even if there is, it is not an equal friend. It is just a kind of mutual comfort. Most people are empty, and animals are used to replace the part of the emptiness in their hearts.

After all, animals can't speak, and their IQ is not as high as anyone. If you talk about something like it, it can't speak and can only listen passively.

Over time, you think it is your best friend.

There is another type of human being who has not received a kind of satisfaction for a long time and has obtained it from animals, and also thinks it is your best friend.

Looking at Wang Dafu's entangled expression, without saying that Ye Tian also understood, this guy must not know.

Hey~ Sure enough, he is the most unique, and the task is not so easy to complete.

He also needs to do it himself!

That's what Wang Dafu said just now.

To be good friends with gorillas, he has to meet his preferences. What do gorillas like?

Eat bananas? Massing the plane?

When Ye Tian thought of this, he was covered in black.

A scene that could not help but appear in my mind was handing a banana to the gorilla, and then the gorilla stood on the roof and masturbated.

Damn it!

Get out of the car quickly!

He has a problem with this car, it is not a car to go to kindergarten at all.

The fans in the live broadcast room also watched this scene with laughter and cry. They didn't understand why Ye Tian asked such an inappropriate question at this time, but there were many smart people, and their heads flashed.

"Damn it! I suddenly thought of a possibility. You guys say, is the anchor trying to make friends with this gorilla?"

"Upstairs, you're so irritating! Who would make friends with a gorilla?"

"Uh...I don't think it's really impossible! After all, this is the anchor, and the anchor's idea is something we can guess."

"Upstairs, you successfully convinced me!"

"I won't make friends with gorillas? Anchor, aren't you afraid of being slapped into meat pie by gorillas? [Laughing and crying expression]"

"Hahaha~~ A scene appeared in my mind, the scene where the gorilla just took a picture of Fei Pingtou Brother."

"23333...These speculations are also based on the fact that the anchor really wants to make friends with the gorilla!"

......

Wang Dafu was not a fool either. He suddenly widened his eyes and pointed at the gorilla incredibly, saying, "Brother Tian, ​​you don't want to make friends with this gorilla?!!"

I asked, how to make friends, and if I had taught friends with animals, plus this scene, it would have to give him a magical idea that shorts his mind.

Ye Tian was stunned, then nodded and admitted, "Yes! Don't you think this is fun?"

There is nothing to hide. After all, Wang Dafu and his friends will see it later, and they will admit it generously.

"Yeah, it's fun!"

Wang Dafu nodded subconsciously, then his eyes were rounder than before, and he sweared: "Okay... What a fool! Make friends with gorillas? Brother Tian, ​​you are just kidding me, don't tease me, okay? Let's leave quickly!"

In fact, he was just guessing just now, and he had no hope of Ye Tian's affirmative answer.

To be honest, he never thought of such an answer. After all, who would answer this kind of question seriously? The key is to answer it with certainty. Normal people quickly deny it.

Becoming friends with gorillas? I'm afraid it's not just a head!

But is Ye Tian a normal person?

Well, he originally thought it was, but this affirmative answer instantly made Ye Tian abnormal in his heart.

It's still fun! Are you sure it's fun afterwards, not gorillas to play with you?

So Wang Dafu was panicked.

This is the African prairie!

Make friends with gorillas?

The gorilla just slapped the ball, but it wasn't right. Didn't you see the scene of slapping the flat-headed brother?

He is not as thick-skinned as the flat-headed brother. His defense value is very low and he is not wearing armor at all. He probably will lose blood with a slap.

Ye Tian makes friends with gorillas, the same is true!

What should I do if something happened to Ye Tian?

Don't try this dangerous operation!

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and said seriously: "Don't worry, animals are all simple. If they make friends with you, they will really be friends with you. Unlike humans, they have so many bad thoughts. Of course, there is another kind."

Wang Dafu's forehead was covered in sweat, without thinking, and then asked, "What else?"

Ye Tian: "If you don't treat you as a friend, you will eat you without hesitation."

Wang Dafu: "..."

Bang!

Wang Dafu slapped himself in the face, who made him talk too much?

Damn, I was even more panicked now!

“666”

“6666”

"The anchor actually admitted it!"

"The anchor really wants to make friends with gorillas!"

"Awesome! The anchor has a magical idea that is beyond ordinary people."

"If God doesn't treat you as a friend, he will eat you!"

"The animals are really simple, anchor, did you eat the gorilla?"

"Hehehe~~ In my opinion, the anchor wanted to get close to the gorilla and finally ate it."

"Yes, I've seen through everything with a witty mind. There is nothing that anchors don't eat in the wilderness. If there is one, please learn about the weevil."

"Upstairs, you have successfully evoked my bad memories. Believe it or not, I will immediately follow the network line to kill you."
Chapter completed!