Chapter 631 The correct way for men to bathe(1/2)
Ye Tian went to prepare the fruit plate. After all, what a man said must do, and he must not break his promise.
Then half an hour later.
When Li Ni and Song Zhu finished taking a shower, they saw Ye Tian enjoying eating with a large fruit plate. They were almost finished.
Seeing this scene, Song Zhu immediately ran over and snatched the rest from Ye Tian's hand.
"Brother Ye Tian, didn't you say that you prepared for us? Why are you almost finished eating?" Song Zhu looked speechless.
Ye Tian's face suddenly froze. He cut the fruit plate and waited for no one. He even processed the two beggar chickens and buried them underground. Then he couldn't help but eat them. While eating, he guided Dahua and Pengpeng to control the flames, and then he was almost finished by accident.
Of course he would never admit it!
"Ahem cough cough..."
Ye Tian explained seriously: "It's because you washed too slowly. Time has passed too long. The fruits oxidize when they come into contact with oxygen in the air, and it's not delicious. So in order not to waste fruits and food, I have to help you solve some problems first."
Then, without waiting for the two girls to speak, he immediately stood up and said, "I'm going to take a shower. You girls are taking a shower too slowly and too ink. I tell you, you are wasting water resources. I don't know, and I thought you did something shameful in it."
Turn around and run away!
Song Zhu: “…”
She was speechless for a moment and watched Ye Tian enter the house.
She actually had the illusion that it seemed that the fault was on them because they took a shower too slowly.
Wasted water resources!
I couldn't breathe, so I had to pick up a strawberry and stuff it into my mouth. Well, it's so sweet, so delicious, where is it oxidized!
"Puff"
Li Ni couldn't help laughing: "Okay, I'll wash some more fruits."
The fans in the live broadcast room laughed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha"
"Ha ha ha ha"
"If I hadn't just watched the whole process, I would have believed it."
"I will give you a full mark if you explain this reason!"
"23333...I have never seen such a shameless person (花)!!"
Then just three minutes later, Ye Tian changed his clothes and came out, his hair was wet and he was refreshed.
At this time, just now, Li Ni had just prepared a fruit plate.
"See? This speed is called taking a bath." Ye Tian raised his eyebrows at Song Zhu proudly.
Then, without any hesitation, sat next to Song Zhu, picked up the fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, looking satisfied.
"We are girls, so taking a shower is slow." Song Zhu rolled her eyes and said with disgust: "Besides, are you taking a shower? Use shampoo to rub it, then apply shower gel, and rinse it all over, and it's over. You men don't know how to enjoy bathing at all."
"No! What you said is wrong!" Ye Tian immediately retorted.
"ah?"
Song Zhu was stunned and confused: "What I said is wrong?"
Li Ni, who was standing beside her, also looked puzzled. He felt that Song Zhu had nothing wrong with her.
"That's right!"
Ye Tian said seriously: "I didn't use shower gel to take a shower. I rubbed my head with shampoo and touched my whole body. This is how a man takes a shower."
Song Zhu: “…”
Li Ni: “…”
The two girls were speechless for a moment.
This is actually even simpler than what they said. He opened up a new world and gained a new understanding of the way men take baths.
In the live broadcast room of the program, the fans' response was particularly enthusiastic.
“666”
“6666”
"(_) I lost!"
"Although I don't want to admit it, I am the same."
"Hahahaha... forgive me for laughing out loud."
"So I'm not alone, and the anchor takes a shower like this."
"Oh my God! So that's how you guys take a bath."
"The content is too true and causes strong discomfort."
"I finally know why men take a bath so quickly!"
...
Women and men’s bathing are indeed different.
Ye Tian, no matter what the two girls thought, he had a lot of fun eating fruits.
The ones grown in the fields are really different from those purchased outside, and at least they taste quite good.
After all, the fruits sold outside are frozen and transported, and there is still a little difference in taste.
Soon, the meal is on!
This meal opened Li Ni and Song Zhu's eyes.
It turns out that I ate so well on a variety show!
The key is that it tastes so delicious!
Not to mention Song Zhu, she is usually a small foodie with constant snacks.
Even Li Ni would be very happy to grab it.
As for the target, of course, it is the beggar chicken made by Ye Tian.
“That’s so delicious!”
"Ye Tian, why is your chicken so delicious?"
The two girls exclaimed while eating.
Ye Tian: "Cough cough cough..."
However, this admiration almost choked Ye Tian and his liver was spurted out.
"Don't talk nonsense, we're serious, don't drive around." Ye Tian said angrily.
Li Ni didn't react at first, after all, all her attention was on beggar chicken.
When she realized it, her whole face instantly turned bloody and red like a pig's waist.
"You...you...what are you talking nonsense?" Li Ni couldn't believe what she said just now. She seemed to have completely lost her memory. She was too ashamed and directly deleted that memory.
"Ahem"
Bang!
He Ling immediately slapped Ye Tian on the back and said, "Don't tease the girl! Nini, don't worry about him. This guy has no formality all day long. We all know what you mean, so there is no need to explain."
"Yes, yes! Don't listen to his nonsense!" Huang Lei took a sip of beer, then took another sip of beggar chicken, and said happily: "This guy just deserves a beating and a cleanup."
But the more I say this, the less uncomfortable Li Ni feels!
This made her think about what she said just now, and at the same time, some kind of scene that was not suitable for children appeared in her mind.
Ye Tian: “…”
Ye Tian looked confused. Did he say something wrong?
Depend on!
He is maintaining the show.
He is for justice, he is a positive person!
Song Zhu raised her little head with a puzzled look on her face and asked, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand what you mean?"
"Continue to eat your chicken!" Ye Tian said angrily.
"Yeah yeah."
Song Zhu immediately said happily: "Brother Ye Tian, your chicken is so delicious."
That innocent smile, that sincere praise, extremely sincere and extremely beautiful.
Ye Tian: " ̄□ ̄"
Li Ni: " ̄□ ̄"
To be continued...