Chapter 218 Reunion, Funeral
"Tyrannosaurus, no, it's a black dragon." Qin Shou said.
Wu Gang shook his head and said, "I don't know, you fell from the sky, I just picked it up."
What? You have lived enough and want to send comfort meals to Tyrannosaurus?"
Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang suspiciously and said, "You really don't know?"
Wu Gang shook his head and said, "What should I know?"
Qin Shou was speechless for a moment...shaking his head and said, "Forget it, I'm going home."
Qin Shou patted his butt. Since he came out of the chef god, there was no need to rush back. Let's go home and have a look.
Just as Qin Shou was about to leave, Wu Gang looked up and said, "Rabbit."
Qin Shou said: "What are you doing?"
Wu Gang said: "In the future, don't touch the vivid blood of resentment..."
"What is the vivid blood resentment?" Qin Shou looked confused.
Wu Gang said: "If you have the cause and effect of living, or just dead, you have a certain level of cultivation and activate the blood of living beings with wisdom. Do you understand?"
Qin Shou nodded in a slight understanding, and then asked, "Why?"
Wu Gang said: "You fainted the last two times. I analyzed the causes and consequences, and it seems to have something to do with this thing.
You are here with me, and I can pick you up. If you are outside and someone else pick you up, you will probably have peeled it and stewed it into soup.”
Qin Shou thought about the scene, shivered, nodded and said, "Okay, I won't touch it in the future.
From now on, I will eat ordinary creatures...well...or a person with no intelligence!"
Wu Gang nodded and said, "Go, I guess your fairy should be anxious."
"What does it mean?" Qin Shou was stunned.
Wu Gang said: "It's been one month."
When Qin Shou heard this, he ran away and disappeared in the blink of an eye...
Wu Gang shook his head and was about to get up when he suddenly found a Sumeru bag on the ground. He picked it up and opened it and smiled immediately: "This dead rabbit... is quite conscientious!"
Then, Wu Gang's face turned up, and cold sweat began to appear on his forehead, and more and more, and blue veins all over his body burst out... Blood vessels protruded like dragons and snakes, and a little bit of fire was wandering back and forth in his body, and finally gathered at the position of his heart...
"Damn..." Wu Gang covered his chest, gritted his teeth and cursed, then swung his axe and chopped his eyes at the Osmanthus Tree King. After cutting out a hole of a size, he immediately shrank in. Then the trees healed rapidly, wrapping him in the trunk...
Then, there were fiery red lights beginning to appear inside the trunk, and the light wandered back and forth in the trunk like a snake...
Finally, these fire snakes gathered together like iron chains, tied to the king of osmanthus tree, and became tighter and tighter as they tied...
Wu Gang's low voice came from Shuli: "Damn Yan Emperor, I just moved a little bit of strength. You are so annoying!
It's been a month, once a day, it's really enough..."
...
Qin Shou ran to the Moon Palace like a gust of wind, thinking while running, it would be too boring to go in like this. It would be better to go in secret and give Chang'e a surprise.
As a result, before we reached the gate, we saw a familiar figure standing at the gate from afar!
She stood upright in white clothes, and under the osmanthus tree in front of the door, the osmanthus petals scattered by the osmanthus tree had buried her ankles...
Seeing this scene, Qin Shou's heart felt sour. He knew that the osmanthus flowers fell quickly, and every day the flowers fell, and when the wind blew, it was like rain...
However, it will take a month to accumulate so many osmanthus flowers.
In other words, Chang'e has been standing here and waiting for a month without moving!
Qin Shou felt distressed, and hurried over and shouted, "Silly girl!"
Chang'e's body trembled, and her neck seemed to be rusted. She slowly turned around and muttered as she turned: "Slow down... slow down... don't be too fast, so as not to wake up and not see Yu'er. It must be a dream... right..."
Hearing this, Qin Shou's eyes turned red and he shouted: "Silly girl, it's really me!"
When Chang'e heard this again, she turned her head and saw the fat rabbit in the distance. She couldn't stop her tears and she was flowing down. Her teeth bit her thin lips, but her smile turned on...
Qin Shou also smiled, and then his eyes became wet as he smiled. Qin Shou raised his head and said, "A real man, don't cry!"
However, the next moment, tears fell...
Qin Shou said in a crying voice: "Man, big tofu, don't cry without crying... Wow... Girl, I miss me so much!"
After saying that, Qin Shou rushed over like a funny thing.
Chang'e squatted down, but her body trembled and almost fell down. It was obvious that she had been standing for too long and her body became a little stiff. Fortunately, it was the body of an immortal, and it was all gone in an instant.
Bending over and spreading his hands, a fat rabbit rushed into Chang'e's arms and rushed into the Grand Canyon accurately.
Chang'e hugged Qin Shou happily...
Without extra words, I just enjoyed this faint tranquility and the reunion between the two...
At that moment, Qin Shou could feel that Chang'e's worried heart was relieved, and her long-standing heart slowly relaxed...
After a long time, Qin Shou raised his head and lowered his head, looked at him and said in unison: "Yu'er [Silly Girl], you've lost weight..."
"Puchi..." The two laughed at the same time.
Chang'e pinched Qin Shou's little face with a little playful look and said, "Your face is thin and looks like you are."
Qin Shou stretched out his claws and pressed the hill and said, "The Himalayas are almost the mountains and rivers of Guilin."
Chang'e's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she was about to throw the rabbit out in one hand, but she still couldn't bear to let it go. She gave him a blank look and said, "Don't be naughty!"
Qin Shou grinned and said, "Okay, if you are not naughty, then... you are not allowed to cry."
Chang'e nodded slightly and said, "Well... I won't cry anymore, it's good to come back. Let's go to have a meal. I'm all hungry."
"Yes, I'm too hungry to eat. I brought you a lot of delicious food! They are all spiritual beasts!" Qin Shou shouted.
"Really? Where did you get it?" Chang'e asked.
Qin Shou laughed and said, "Master gave it."
"Which master? Wenqu Xingjun or Luban master?" Chang'e asked.
Qin Shou said: "None are not, new master, chef god."
Chang'e exclaimed: "Wow...will we have some delicious food in the future?"
"It's a must! My master is generous, take the spirit beast at will!" Qin Shou said arrogantly.
Chang'e exclaimed again: "Wow... so happy!"
Qin Shou discovered that Chang'e seemed to be a foodie too...but he just likes foodie!
When the two entered the yard, Chang'e, like a diligent young wife, waited for her husband who was going home. She diligently took a rag and prepared to wipe the table...
Looking at the thick layer of gray on the table, Qin Shou knew that Chang'e might not have eaten anything for a month, although the immortal body could absorb the vitality of heaven and earth by itself and achieve the point of not eating or drinking.
If you are hungry for a month, nothing happens, but here is different. This is the moon. The vitality on the moon is too thin and the immortal body cannot absorb any vitality, so what you eat is very important.
Iron Man couldn't bear it even after being hungry for a month!
Qin Shou hurried over and snatched the rag and said, "This is a pet matter. What are you stupid girl involved in? Sitting there, drinking tea, and reading books..."
Then, no matter what Chang'e reacted, Qin Shou started to wipe the table quickly.
In fact, Qin Shou really wanted to do it, and just one idea could turn all the dust into various elements, which would solve it.
But he still likes this kind of warm little life that belongs to two people...
After rubbing the table and chairs, putting candles, and then putting the Danghu birds made from Dong'an chicken, braised Dangkang ribs, sweet and sour red croaker, chopped pepper and male fish head, etc.
I put plates of big dishes on them and arranged the dishes... I suddenly found that something seemed to be missing, so I ran to the osmanthus tree on the side to pick osmanthus flowers.
At this moment, a sound of suona suddenly sounded outside the Moon Palace, accompanied by the sorrow and joy of beating gongs and drums. You can see a lot of paper money thrown into the sky through the wall, and then fall down like snowflakes... It can be seen that the people who hold the funeral are still willing to do so.
At this moment, Qin Shou was stunned: "Funeral? We are the only family on the moon, and there is an old bachelor. Where can outsiders come from?"
At this time, the door was knocked.
When Chang'e heard this, she hurried over and opened the door. As soon as the door opened, she heard someone crying loudly at the door: "Oh... Brother Rabbit, you died so miserably... Brother Tianpeng is sorry to you! Brother Tianpeng should be with you day and night to protect you...
With your brother here, you won’t be eaten by a small black mud ball...
However, Brother He took the navy out to practice before, and suppressed a group of demons and monsters. Brother was so powerful that he led millions of heavenly soldiers to control the long river, and there were thousands of warships. Wherever he passed, the immortals avoided him and the demons worshipped him...
Brother Rabbit...you go...
I know that the one you can't let go of the most in your life is Fairy Chang'e. Don't worry, you are gone, Brother Tianpeng will help you take care of!
If Fairy Chang'e is one or two taels thin, it's all my fault, I'm sorry for you!"
Chang'e never expected that such a thing would come when the door opened!
Looking behind Tianpeng, there were even a group of people wearing mourning clothes, playing and singing, and carrying a large coffin behind them, and rows of wreaths behind them... Obviously, they are here to help the rabbit bury!
Chang'e was immediately unhappy. Qin Shou was not dead yet, but this guy came to attend the funeral. Isn't this curse to die?
Although Chang'e could understand Tianpeng's meaning, she thought about Tianpeng's past, her expression became colder and colder, as cold as ice, and she was like keeping people thousands of miles away, but she politely said slightly: "Master Tianpeng, you are..."
Tianpeng entered the door and his eyes never left Chang'e. When he heard Chang'e's question, he immediately said, "You are going to the funeral... Brother Rabbit died miserably, and let a little loach from the lower realm be eaten. But don't worry, when I order all my troops, kill him a thousand eight hundred loaches from the lower realm for the rabbit to bury him! Let him leave peacefully. Fairy, don't be too sad, I have everything."
When Qin Shou heard this, he cursed in his heart: "My uncle, is that what makes me feel more peaceful? Are you afraid that I will die and be lonely on the road to the underworld. Are you building a group of black dragons to send me another journey?"
Chang'e asked: "Master Tianpeng, you misunderstood..."
Chapter completed!