Chapter 221 Rabbit with a strong desire to survive!
Nezha curled his lips and said with contempt: "Today I am standing on my sister's side. You are still the same. If you do something wrong, you will never admit it. Your mouth is harder than a duck, and you will be proud of your face..."
When Li Jing heard this, he was immediately angry... He thought to himself: When have you been standing by me?
The father and son stared at each other for a long time. Finally, Li Jing stomped his feet in anger and stopped begging Nezha. He continued to coax Li Zhenying, but what came towards him was pots, pans, and large vases...
Seeing the treasures he brought from the mortal world being broken, Li Jing's heart was bleeding...
At this moment, the butler hurriedly ran in and said, "Master, the latest news is that the rabbit is not dead!"
"Not dead?" Li Jing, Li Zhenying and Red Boy were all stunned.
Then Li Zhenying wiped the tears from her little face and ran over and asked, "Uncle Li, isn't the rabbit really dead?"
Butler Li did not have the surname Li, but after following the Li family for the rest of his life, Li Jing gave him the surname Li, and he was the center of the Li family. Even Nezha respected him more than Li Jing...
Butler Li nodded and said, "Of course, as we all know, Marshal Tianpeng has a very good relationship with the rabbit. I heard that the rabbit died, so he took people to attend the funeral. As a result, the rabbit did not die and he came back. This is what the immortals who followed the funeral to attend the funeral said, and it should be true.
Also, after Marshal Tianpeng returned to the navy tent, he also scolded the rabbit for not being a thing. He probably was too sad...
Combining all kinds of factors, the rabbit should not be dead.”
"That's great! Brother, I want to have a meal!" Li Zhenying ran over happily, hugging Nezha and said coquettishly.
When Nezha heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "You have been hungry for a day and finally have a meal... Little silly girl, let's go, I'll prepare your favorite delicious food for you."
After saying that, Nezha took Li Zhenying away...
Li Jing looked at the broken porcelain on the ground and his heart was bleeding. At the same time, he became more and more determined to have a thought that Li Zhenying must not have any contact with the rabbit again!
At this time, he heard Li Zhenying's cheers in the distance: "Brother, let's go to visit the chef tomorrow. I heard that the rabbit is there..."
Li Jing narrowed his eyes and said, "Old Li, please pack up your things and I'll think about something."
The housekeeper knew Li Jing very well, and he knew what Li Jing was thinking at the sight of the situation, so he said earnestly: "Master, the lady has never had many friends, so she finally had one..."
"What's the point of coming for friends?" Li Jing waved his hand and strided away.
After nothing happened all night, Qin Shou got up, sat on the bed and was stunned, and then went downstairs to prepare breakfast.
But it was found that Chang'e had already gotten up, and the dishes she had not finished eating yesterday had been hot and were put back on the table.
Moreover, these dishes seemed to have been carefully processed by Chang'e, and there was no sign of leftovers at all. Instead, they looked very appetizing.
Of course, the most delicious thing is the beauty in front of you...
"Yu'er, where will you go later?" Chang'e asked.
Qin Shou's spirits had just been divided, but now he was not energetic. He yawned and said, "Sleep at home, rest for a few days, and then go to the master's place to take a walk. The dishes I cooked last time should be enough for a few days."
Chang'e smiled and said, "When you take things, you should say hello to the chef. It's not as good as the home outside. You should respect people and be polite..."
Qin Shou lit his head hard, but he was thinking in his heart: "If the chef knows, he will probably be able to kill him... After all, the rules were made by himself. After eating them on the spot, he didn't say he could pack them."
Speaking of this, Qin Shou said, "Silly girl, last time you wore the clothes I made for you, those fairies didn't say anything to wear? As long as you report the measurements, or come over and measure them myself, I will ensure that the fit is fit, the price is fair, and the fair is not deceived."
Chang'e smiled and said, "Don't think about this. Those fairies have lived for tens of thousands of years. They will be young and will be red when they are idle. After seeing the clothes you made, they will go back immediately and make one exactly the same thing!
It was the shoes you made. They spent a little effort. Now the whole school is covered with that kind of clothes."
When Qin Shou heard this, he was anxious: "How can these guys do this? The clothes I designed with great effort by Rabbit, it would be fine if they didn't pay the copyright fee, but they would still infringe on the right to the right? It's so unreasonable!
I just didn't have the chance to meet the Jade Emperor, otherwise I would have to complain!
Don’t you know how to protect copyrights in such a huge heaven? Do you protect intellectual property rights?
If this is what I put, Country M will definitely scream and ask for sanctions."
The rabbit completely forgot that he was the first bastard to infringe.
Chang'e couldn't understand what Qin Shou was saying, but she could understand the meaning. She smiled and said, "Okay, don't be so stingy. The sisters also said that the clothes you designed were very interesting. They were discussing that if you have time, let you tell them about the inspiration for designing the clothes. How about it, do you go?"
Qin Shou laughed and said, "Don't go!"
When Chang'e heard this, she was stunned. She had seen this rabbit's hooligan. She had the opportunity to face so many beautiful fairies, and even had the opportunity to have close contact. He didn't go? This did not conform to the rabbit's personality.
Chang'e said: "I really don't go, there is a very beautiful fairy sister there."
Qin Shou shook his head and said disdainfully: "In my eyes, only my silly girl, and the rest of the fairies are like dirt! With my silly girl, the rest of the others are ugly!"
When Chang'e heard this, she was immediately happy and continued to ask, "Is that so? Then what do you think is the most beautiful?"
Qin Shou said without hesitation: "Perfect! Everywhere is beautiful!"
Chang'e said: "Give an example!"
Qin Shou said: "Big breasts!"
Chang'e blushed and said, "You rabbit, do you know what big breasts mean?"
Qin Shouli said with confidence: "You have small breasts but no flesh, so it's uncomfortable to sleep; you have big breasts but more flesh, so it's comfortable to sleep!"
Chang'e was speechless... and cursed in her heart: It's indeed a rabbit!
However, Chang'e stared at Qin Shou with a scrutiny and asked, "Oh? Have you ever slept with a small breast? Which one? Do I know you?"
Qin Shou said almost without thinking: "For too many, my masters have all hugged me, and they all have flat breasts. They can't feel any flesh except bones! It's uncomfortable!"
Chang'e burst out laughing: "Follower, that's a man, where did he get his breasts..."
Then Chang'e turned her eyes and said, "Is Fairy He hugged you last time, how do you feel?"
Qin Shou immediately shook his head and said, "If I hadn't been able to fight her, could she carry me? I told you, when I was born, there were four words on my face!"
"What word?" Chang'e asked.
Qin Shou said: "Careful and vicious man!"
Chang'e... couldn't help it anymore, and laughed and said, "The genius believed in your nonsense. Don't change the topic and say, how do you feel? The fairy's breasts are very big."
Qin Shou said: "At that time, I was thinking about how to escape, but I didn't pay attention to what I felt..."
Chang'e stared at Qin Shou. Qin Shouli was upright, calm and looked at Chang'e without blushing.
After a while, Chang'e asked, "Who is more beautiful, me or Fairy Gu?"
Qin Shou immediately said: "You are beautiful! You are absolutely beautiful. You are beautiful when compared to anyone, you are the most beautiful!"
Chang'e was speechless... This dead rabbit reacted too quickly. If the two of them hadn't lived together, she would have doubted whether this guy had practiced it.
Even Chang'e suspected that the routine she learned from the younger sisters was completely useless...
After a while, Chang'e said, "You're passing! I'm going to school, you stay at home honestly and don't make any trouble!"
Qin Shou stood up, stood attentively and said, "It's a must! I'll help you design a new set of clothes!"
"Okay, I won't wear it if I don't look good." Chang'e said.
Qin Shou hurriedly said, "It's time to change the bra, right?"
Chang'e's pretty face turned red, she turned her head and nodded softly.
Qin Shou cleaned his ears and asked, "What did you say?"
Well... Chang'e's voice is inaudible.
"Highlights, what are you afraid of?" Qin Shou shouted.
Chang'e stomped her feet in anger and said, "If you like to do it, do it, don't do it! Let's go!"
After saying that, the girl soared into the air and left quickly
Qin Shou looked at Chang'e's shy look and laughed...
Buy bras and choose bras for your girls. It seems that only the closest people are qualified...
Qin Shou felt happy...
At the same time, Qin Shou said proudly in his heart: The survival skills he practiced in his previous life to find a girlfriend were indeed not in vain, and he used them all, haha...
At the same time, in the Heavenly Court and the Lingxiao Palace.
"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, I heard that the chef god's kitchen had a black dragon, and almost ran out and affected the immortals in Tianyong City. I sent someone to investigate and found that everything was caused by Qin Shou, the rabbit in the Moon Palace, released the black dragon. Looking at Qin Shou since Qin Shou entered the Heavenly Court, Wenqu Palace beat people, thunder fell from the Shenmu Valley, and the chef god's kitchen showed the black dragon... The disaster continued.
I think Qin Shou should not move in the heavenly court..." Li Jing stepped forward and said.
When the immortals heard this, they looked shocked. Obviously no one expected that it was not long before Li Jing brought the rabbit to the court again.
Some gods can't figure it out. Just a rabbit, how can you be remembered by the marshals of the three armies every day?
Some people inquire in private, but after listening, they just think that rabbits can make a fuss, but they won’t be driven out of the heaven, right?
At this time, Wenquxing came out and said, "You are the Jade Emperor, Qin Shou is the disciple of the little god, and the little god knows the most. Although Qin Shou is naughty, he is also a person who values love and righteousness. The dispute between Wenqu Palace on that day was also caused by helping the little daughter of the Heavenly King Li Zhenying; is the thunder of Shenmu Valley?
Lu Ban came out and said, "I reported to the Jade Emperor, there is no clue about the inexplicable thunder that day. Isn't this a wonder Qin Shou?"
The chef god who almost never appears in the court has arrived today and also said: "Reporting to the Jade Emperor, the disaster of the black dragon is the little god's fault. He mistakenly believed an old liar and thought it was a tyrannosaurus, but he didn't think it was a sinister dragon that caused chaos in the lower world.
The little god lacks scrutiny and is guilty of dereliction of duty.
What's more, it was the little god who asked Qin Shou to go to the cave to take whatever he liked and do whatever he wanted...
Qin Shou did not know that the Black Dragon was not dead, which caused a great disaster, but in the final analysis, all the reasons were caused by the dereliction of duty of the little god.
The little god is willing to take the sin."
Chapter completed!