Chapter 3 Ruining Childhood
Qin Shou was stunned and asked with his eyes wide open: "Really? So generous?"
The queen said arrogantly: "After all, I am the king of a country, and I can still make this decision. Do you need anything else for the immortal?"
Qin Shou grinned and said, "That... I won't talk about this for now. Since you are so awesome, do you have orange spirit crystals?"
The queen was stunned when she heard this and asked tentatively: "Are you talking about the kind of spiritual crystals issued by the Heavenly Court in the past?"
Qin Shou nodded...
The queen shook her head awkwardly and said, "That... really doesn't."
Qin Shou said: "The Red Spirit Crystal is OK, Master Rabbit, I'm not picky about food."
The queen smiled bitterly and said, "Supreme Immortal, you probably haven't gone to the boundary? Spirit crystals are used for transactions between immortals. For ordinary people, there are no spiritual crystals used for transactions between them. Moreover, few spiritual crystals are spread to the public. Even in our royal warehouse, there are only more than twenty red spirit crystals."
Qin Shou had long heard that spiritual crystals rarely circulate in the earthly world, but he didn't expect that they would be so few.
Qin Shou said, "Then do you have any skills to practice?"
"There is no immortal method." The queen said directly.
Qin Shou said: "What about the technique of refining qi and transforming into gods?"
After thinking about it, the queen smiled bitterly, "Supreme Immortal, our daughter's country is just an ordinary small country. It's good to have a monk in a small country to be a national master. Where can I do the martial arts? With martial arts, it's just a cultivation country, and its status will naturally be different."
Qin Shou sighed and said, "Then forget it, do you know how to walk on Wuzhishan?"
The queen shook her head and said, "I don't know."
Qin Shou was completely speechless, but one thing he understood was that in "Journey to the West", Tang Monk and his disciples went west to the west. The Kingdom of Women was met halfway, so to find Wuzhishan, you just need to go east all the way.
Qin Shou waved his hand and was about to say goodbye.
At this moment, the queen suddenly stepped forward and said, "Shangxian, are you leaving?"
Qin Shou said, "Ah, what else? Stay for dinner, I'm afraid you can't afford it."
The queen didn't know what idea she was going on, and her big eyes turned and said, "Shangxian, although I don't know how to walk on Wuzhishan, we have a map. The map was passed down from our ancestors. It is said that most of the Southern Continent was drawn. Maybe it will be useful to you."
When Qin Shou heard this, his eyes lit up. What is he missing now?
Qin Shou thought about it carefully and seemed that he was short of money, people, women, and martial arts now... he lacked quite a lot of things, but the map was the most lacking.
So without saying a word, Qin Shou turned into a 1.8-meter-old rabbit. He picked up His Majesty the Queen in the waist, rushed out of the ruined temple, soared into the sky, and headed straight for the Kingdom of the Girls of Xiliang.
After entering the city gate, Qin Shou discovered the benefits of following the queen. Before he could speak, the sound of horse hooves rumbling in front of him was heard, and a large group of female cavalry rushed over in a heroic manner. Three circles inside and three circles outside surrounded Qin Shou!
Qin Shou grinned and said, "Hey, Her Majesty the Queen, are all people like you welcome your life-saviors so much?"
The queen's pretty face turned slightly red, she jumped out of Qin Shou's arms and waved her hand and said, "Okay, let's retreat. It was this immortal who saved me, and this is my benefactor."
A group of female soldiers obviously couldn't figure out how a rabbit spirit became a fairy, but they still took their spears and took a few steps back to give way.
Qin Shou said, "It should have been like this for a long time. Playing with guns? How can women play with men?"
As soon as these words were said, someone among the female soldiers was immediately unhappy. The female general wearing a purple gold crown and a purple gold armor snorted coldly: "At the age of 5, we started to practice guns with the best master of guns. We asked ourselves that the training volume was not as weak as men, why were we not as good as men?"
Qin Shou knew he said the wrong thing, but he was speaking for a man at this time, so how could he be stage frightened?
So Qin Shou laughed and said, "You started practicing guns at the age of five. We men practice guns when they are born, and our guns are erratic. If you don't do it properly, you can pee your mouth... Cough cough, you can shoot birds. When you are as big as you, you can basically all of them break through the air and attack those nine heavens... well... airplane spirits. Are you okay?"
Obviously, no man or female general has ever spoken so much, and she may not even see a man. She was stunned by Qin Shou's words, her pretty face turned red, and she asked for a long time: "What kind of shooting skills do they practice? They are so powerful. A teenager shoots birds, an adult shoots a plane spirit? Kill monsters?"
Qin Shou replied without thinking: "Air shooting gun!"
The Queen and Qin Shou were relieved for a while and had a few chats along the way, knowing that what the rabbit said in his mouth might not be the truth, and that she had much higher knowledge than the female general, and obviously knew that the men in the outside world were not that powerful.
However, the queen was also thoughtful and did not point it out. Instead, she smiled slightly and said, "General Shangguan, you should take the Feiyan team back. I will bring my benefactor into the palace."
When Qin Shou heard the word "entering into the palace", he subconsciously closed his legs together and added: "entering into the palace."
The queen smiled and said, "Well, go to the palace." Then, the queen glanced at Qin Shou's crotch with charm...
Qin Shou subconsciously bent down, relying on the fact that his hair was larger than a bird, he hid the bird tightly, without any leakage!
However, Qin Shou thought again, he was afraid of being a country full of women in the streets! How could hooligans be afraid of being called hooligan by women these days?
As for the small equipment?
That's not a problem. The rabbit who has learned the Dharma image of heaven and earth can always let everyone see what it means to hold the sky and pick the mountain of Tai.
However, the rabbit is not very interested in women other than Chang'e from the bottom of his heart.
As he walked along the way, Qin Shou's eyes never stopped. He would glance at anyone passing by, look at his face, look at his chest, look at him... There was nothing to see.
It’s not that Qin Shou is acting like a hooligan. He really doesn’t believe that there is no man in such a big country!
He always felt that the writing in "Mirror Flowers" was more realistic. The Kingdom of Women is a country where women are in power, but along the way, he found that unless men in this country like to stuff two steamed buns on their chests, or some women are born poor, he really didn't see any big flaws.
When he arrived at the palace, Qin Shou completely gave up because the women here were guards, each wearing armor, and the styles of the armor were all men's versions, and there was no style for the breasts alone. So, no matter if the breasts are big and small, a set of armor will be pressed on and it will be smooth in an instant.
Qin Shou couldn't see anything even more...
Instead of taking Qin Shou to the Golden Palace, the Queen bypassed the Golden Palace and came to a relatively secluded courtyard with elegant environment, rockery, lakes, and lotus flowers.
The two of them sat down separately, and the queen asked, "Supreme, what should I drink?"
Qin Shou wanted to call the other party, but he didn't know what to call him.
Call her Majesty the Queen?
He couldn't shout anymore because every time he wanted to shout, he always subconsciously thought of the great health care on the earth, leather jackets, leather whips, candles, etc.
Then I thought wrongly.
He shouted something else? He didn't know how to shout it.
The queen seemed to see Qin Shou's embarrassment, so she said, "My family is Baili. When my mother gave birth to me, she was fighting with neighboring countries. I was born on the battlefield, so my mother gave me a not-so-polite name - Suijun."
Qin Shou was stunned by the name of a woman, Baili Suijun. He wanted to say that the name was very strange. But it can be seen how tragic the battle was at that time. A group of women fought with a group of men from neighboring countries, and even the pregnant queen went to war in person... The meaning of the following army was probably that the following army would also mean that the following army would die on the battlefield.
In other words, the Queen's mother was ready from the beginning and took her to die with her...
Thinking of the bloody scene, Qin Shou couldn't help but sigh, and then said, "Baili Sui Jun..."
"What do you call the Supreme Immortal?" asked Queen Baili.
Qin Shou said naturally: "Qin Shou."
Now, Qin Shou has long been dead and is not afraid of boiling water. He is too lazy to explain. You can understand the rest by yourself.
Baili Suijun pursed his lips and said, "I have become an immortal, but I have lived a long life."
Qin Shou felt relieved when he heard this, and at the same time he looked at the woman Baili Suijun again. Along the way, this woman's words and deeds would be considered by the people around her, rather than the arrogant king who only takes herself as the core.
Just as the two were talking, someone came in to report: "Your Majesty, we have prepared what your Majesty has arranged. Should you go over and see it now, or later?"
Queen Baili looked at Qin Shou and smiled and said, "I'm ready to promise you the reward. Can you go and have a look?"
Qin Shou was stunned: "Reward? What kind of reward?"
Then Qin Shou suddenly woke up from the strange eyes of Queen Baili and shouted in his heart: "Damn! This girl won't really prepare three thousand beauties in the harem for me, right? No, it's five thousand... Damn... This trick is too big, right? Damn... This speed is too efficient, right?"
"Supreme immortal, go and have a look now? Choose a look?" Queen Baili asked casually, but Qin Shou was a little unsatisfied.
Choose? This is too easy to say.
No matter what, Qin Shou said, he also came from the earth. Even though he had broken his thoughts with the earth, some ideas were deeply rooted.
This queen is also a woman, but when she picked her words, she was extremely relaxed and casual, as if Qin Shou was not picking three thousand women, but three thousand things.
She didn't care about the freedom and happiness of the five thousand women who were also women!
Such a cold heart also made Qin Shou's heart uncomfortable.
However, Qin Shou nodded and said, go and have a look.
Qin Shou's idea was very simple. According to the queen's temperament, the five thousand people followed him, which was better than staying here. Anyway, the Moon Palace also needed help to take care of it. He didn't mind more beautiful girls traveling around the Moon Palace to enjoy the eyes.
Queen Baili seemed to have noticed something wrong with Qin Shou's eyes, but with her intelligence, she couldn't figure out why this rabbit changed her face.
Queen Baili said while walking: "Don't worry about the immortals. Although these five thousand beauties were quickly found, you can rest assured about the quality. This is definitely the best and most beautiful in the country! Because when they are born, we will have someone to uniformly classify them, follow them all, and record them all. Because our records are detailed enough, when I ask, they just select the ones that meet the requirements from the records, and then send someone to catch them immediately, so the speed is so fast."
Qin Shou's face became darker the more he heard it. He suddenly realized that he seemed to have saved a bad female villain who is still bad in Yi Zhenxian!
Qin Shou even wondered whether to call Ruyi Zhenxian back.
But what made him most unhappy was that this was completely different from the infatuated queen in "Journey to the West" who broke the hearts of men all over the world! She seriously ruined her childhood!
Unhappy!
Very unhappy!
Chapter completed!