Chapter 53
Xiaotian Dog is frustrated and doesn't know what to say.
At this time, the rabbit spoke lightly: "Boss Qingshi, didn't you say that as long as you make you laugh, you would give me that little mountain? Look, you just laughed."
The Qingshi, who was originally smiling, had a stiff expression in an instant...
When Xiaotian Dog heard this, she was immediately happy: "Haha... Yes, yes, this guy laughed! Rabbit, she's doing beautifully!"
Qin Shouze looked cute and innocent and said, "I'm just telling the truth, I really have no other ideas."
When he heard this, the fool replied to the idea that the rabbit was not covered, and it was clearly digging a hole!
The green lion said with a gloomy expression: "Rabbit, I have said before, if you can move my mountain, you can't, hum..."
Qin Shou said: "How can I take it? Can I pretend to be in my stomach?"
"As long as you have the ability, I will no matter how you take it!" said Qingshi.
Qin Shou said: "Thank you, boss Qingshi, and ask the boss Xiaotian Dog to testify."
Xiaotian Dog originally thought that it was him who suffered the loss, and he was cheated, and he felt unbalanced. Now, when he saw that what he sent out was nothing but the clouds flying in the streets, while the green lion lost it was a real magic weapon!
Suddenly, Xiaotian Dog's heart was balanced and happy... So she slapped her chest and said, "I will testify to you! If he doesn't admit it, I will help you call you all over the heavenly court and make him completely famous! Okay, I'll give you all you want, so tell me quickly."
Qin Shou said: "I knew that both big guys were good people. I originally wanted to learn two ordinary immortal techniques from the two big guys. I want nothing to do if I am so good. Please be a witness with peace of mind. However, I was a little afraid that the two big guys would be angry. What should I do if I went out and beat me to death... I was worried..."
"Don't go too far!" said Qingshi with a dark face.
Qin Shou said with a cute look on his face and said, "It's over, when I'm scared, I may talk nonsense, for example, like this."
"Two immortal officials, what happened just now..." Qin Shou immediately turned around and said to the two immortal officials.
Qin Shou suddenly spoke, and said something like that before. The hearts of the Qing Lion and the Xiaotian Dog trembled, thinking that this dead rabbit wouldn't really mess around, right?
As the saying goes, those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes, they are really afraid of rabbits talking nonsense...
So the Xiaotian Dog quickly sent a message to the green lion: "Don't you swear?"
Qing Shi was very unwilling to give up and swore to Qin Shou in his sea of consciousness: "For today's affairs, I will definitely not make things difficult for this rabbit. If I violate this oath, I will be punished by heaven and earth."
Xiaotian Dog was happy and said to the rabbit: "Are you okay?"
The rabbit looked at him with his eyes slanted, without saying a word...
Xiaotian Dog was stunned and didn't understand what it meant.
Qingshi hummed, "What are you doing when you stand there? It's your turn to swear!"
"I... Cao..." Xiaotian Quan didn't expect that he would swear too. After cursing, he also sweared.
After making the vow, Qin Shou laughed and quickly said to the two immortal officials: "Two sirs, this is the thing. After I come, Lord Qingshi thinks I am a talented person, so he asked me to sing a song. My singing is so good. As I sing, everyone was excited and left to dance. As a result, he became happier and happier... The movement scale is inevitably a bit large.
By the way, two sirs, have you ever raised cats and dogs?"
The two immortal officials subconsciously shook their heads. They were both workers in the Heavenly Court and went to work 24 hours a day, so where did they get time to raise cats and dogs?
Qin Shou said: "No wonder the two immortal officials don't understand. People who have raised cats and dogs must know that cats and dogs are enemies. As long as two animals get together, they must be fighting and making noises, and you touch me, I touch you, you kiss me, I kiss you, you ride me, I ride you, all kinds of weird postures... Uh, why are your faces so ugly? Am I too detailed?"
The two immortal officials coughed dryly and didn't say anything.
The face of the green lion is really blue, and the face of the Xiaotian dog is black, which is one level higher than just now!
"Rabbit, let's talk about the point." Xian Guanjia held back his smile and reminded helplessly.
Qin Shou said: "Yes, the point is that cats and dogs are together, fighting is just playing. This is their unique way of communication. Look at it again, the Green Lion boss is a lion, but when it comes to category, isn't it just a big cat? The Big Boss Xiaotian Dog... Uh, don't I have to say it?"
The two immortal officials nodded subconsciously...
Xiaotian Dog Transmission Green Lion: "How do you think rabbits are delicious?"
Qingshi: "Skin, remove bones, cramps, chop them up and feed them to the dog."
"You are paralyzed!" When Xiaotian Dog heard this, he became angry! Although he was a dog, he was a Xiaotian Dog, a god! But now, when he heard the word dog, why can't he suppress the fire?
Qingshi gave him a blank look and said, "You are a dog, don't you admit it?"
The Xiaotian Dog grinned her teeth and said, "Die cat!"
"Dead dog!"
"Dead Cat!"
...
Qin Shou didn't know that the two big cats and dogs above had started fighting again, and was talking about the current situation: "So, the two big guys were really not fighting just now, they were just celebrating."
"What are you celebrating?" Xianguan Yi couldn't help asking.
Qin Shou said seriously: "This is a long story. Come on, everyone sit down and talk."
After saying that, Qin Shou didn't care whether others were sitting or not. Anyway, he sat down first, occupied the small table and chairs he protected, and then drank a small wine. In the eyes of a group of big monsters, he exhaled a meaningful sip of wine and said, "Hey... sometimes, handsome people shine everywhere."
Everyone narrowed their eyes and resisted the desire to beat the rabbit.
Qin Shou continued: "When I came, because I was so handsome, the two big guys thought I was a good guy, so I asked me to show myself. But what do I know? Later I sang a song, but who knew that when I opened my voice, the whole audience was shocked! The beautiful singing ignited everyone's passion and couldn't help but dance with me... Everyone had fun. The two big guys also played, and they hugged each other and started playing. Naturally, the others let go of the game... So, what the two just saw was just playing, it wasn't really a fight."
Two immortal officials use one, and only idiots believe you, looking at Qin Shou with their eyes.
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "If you don't believe it, ask them."
Qin Shou looked up at the ferocious monsters.
What can monsters say? Subconsciously look at the thundering dog and the green lion.
What can Qingshi and Xiaotian Dog say? He pinched his nose, was thick-skinned, and hummed reluctantly, nodded.
So all the monsters nodded...
Although the two immortal officials were unacceptable to Qin Shou's nonsense, they were just looking for a sloppy donkey, so naturally they wouldn't go into it in depth, as long as it was a reason.
Chapter completed!