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Chapter 321 What is this?

Qin Shou laughed three times: "This is delicious too? Hahaha..."

Shen said in surprise: "Isn't it delicious?"

Qin Shou knocked on the turtle shell and jingled and said, "Let me tell you, your elder brother's master is the chef god! Do you know what the chef god is? Only those who make the best food in the sky and the earth can be called the chef god. If you give the meat in this pot to him, I guess the dogs he raises will despise."

Qin Shou had other skills, but when he brags, he would definitely be able to kill two mirages. He was not in a hurry to eat them. He could see that if he wanted to escape from the sky today, he would say it right after he opened his mouth.

Qin Shou sat cross-legged, open his mouth, and squirted with saliva, bragging: "I'm not bragging to you, I haven't even learned one in ten thousand of my master's skills! That's all, just take this pot of meat for example, first talk about the quality of meat. Your vitality here is so bad that the meat is so loose and unpalatable. It's fine if the ingredients are poor, the problem is that the seasonings I put in are also the inferior products I purchased later. If you have the chance, come with me to my master's place, let alone the meat, let alone the meat, even a cabbage leaf can be eaten, you bite off your tongue!"

Listening to Qin Shou's words, Shen's saliva was thundering, and then he asked with great nervousness and excitement: "It doesn't matter whether you eat well or not, it's mainly because... Are there really beautiful girls dancing?"

When Qin Shou heard this, his expression froze. He blew his feelings for a long time, and he was so rude!

This is not a greedy dragon, this is a seductive dragon!

When the Cuckoo and Bagua Furnace over there heard this, they couldn't help it and rolled on the ground with laughter.

Qin Shou coughed dryly and said with a solemn look on his face: "The saint said: I have enough wine and food to think about it. In your poor and remote place, you should consider eating and drinking first and then thinking about beauty."

Shen nodded and said, "This makes sense. I was full when I heard you just now, and then I thought of the beauty. Brother, do you really have a beauty?"

Qin Shou: "¥#…¥”

At this time, Chongba shouted, "Don't ask, I'll tell you like that. He's surrounded by beauties, the kind of top-notch ones!"

Bagua Lu shouted, "Yes, follow us, there are some beauties!"

When Qin Shou heard this, he immediately understood what the two of them meant. No matter what, he would fool this fierce guy first.

So Qin Shou slapped his chest and said, "How can you still lack a woman when you are with me?"

Mian said: "It sounds nice to you, I'll get along with you in the future."

When Qin Shou heard this, he felt relieved. He finally didn't have to worry about being killed by this dragon.

Shen said: "Then I am your little brother. Will you protect me from now on?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Of course! Who will bully you in the future? Tell me, I will help you beat him up."

Mian said: "Do you care about food?"

Qin Shouli said for granted: "Of course you care! And you have to eat and drink well and have fun!"

Mian said: "One word is certain?"

Qin Shou said: "A gentleman's word is as good as a horse."

Shen said, "Okay, I believe you, what, please help me pull me out?"

Qin Shou, Cuckoo, and Bagua Furnace's head were all full of question marks! Pull it out? What does it mean?

The next moment, everyone's eyes were filled with a flash, such as mirage and dragon, nothing was gone!

There is a big fat cat in front of me!

The cat was black and white, and it looked like a pig. The whole cat was stuck in a small hole, with its head outside, its butt stuck below, and its two front legs were placed on the ground, looking at the three people pitifully.

Qin Shou looked around again and found that this was clearly a broken planet! To be precise, even a planet was not considered a broken land floating in the starry sky!

Qin Shou quickly took a look at the meat in the pot, but fortunately the meat was real, Qin Shou breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Qin Shou looked at Chongba and asked, "What's going on?"

Confucius was also confused and shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Bagua Fu said: "I want to know why, noo..." Bagua Fu pointed to the big fat cat.

Qin Shou turned around, knocked the big fat cat on the head and said, "What are you?"

The big fat cat looked up at Qin Shou motionlessly, letting Qin Shou knock on his head, grinned and said weakly: "I am a cat, have you never seen it?"

Qin Shou: “…”

Qin Shou said: "Tell me honestly, what exactly are you? And the mirage dragon we saw before?"

The big fat cat yawned and said, "That's me..."

Dong!

Qin Shou shook a thunderous thrust on the cat's head and said, "Stop showing off, a dirt pit can get you stuck. Do you say you are a dragon? Why don't you say you are an ancestor dragon?"

The big fat cat tickled his mouth and said, "It's not that it's stuck, it's because they are too lazy to move. Please pull it out for me, and I'll tell you slowly."

Qin Shou had heard of this reason for the first time in history. He stared at the big fat cat with big eyes and said, "I'm too lazy to come out?"

The big fat cat said for granted: "Ah... I fell asleep last time, but when I woke up, I was buried in the soil. It took me thirty years to dig a half-meter pit. Oh, I have been having trouble in these thirty years. I only slept eleven hours a day, and I was seriously lacking in sleep. Look at me, I have dark circles."

After saying that, the big fat cat blinked his big eyes at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou had only one idea at that time, that was to slap him!

Damn, you will be tired after digging half a meter of pit for thirty years!

If you sleep for one hour a day, you will have less sleep. What's wrong? You have to sleep for twelve hours a day, and you will just sleep to death?

Qin Shou swore that he had never seen such a lazy thing in his life!

Qin Shou pinched the other person's fat face and looked at his pot. There was still soup and there was not much meat...

Qin Shou said, "Brother, do you want to sleep for twelve hours? I have a way."

The big fat cat's eyes lit up: "What's the solution?"

Qin Shou said: "It's very simple. Anyway, you sleep for twelve hours, which is almost the same as if you were dead. Why don't you sleep in a different place and see how I feel in my stomach?"

When the big fat cat heard this, his forehead was covered with black lines and said with disgust: "It's not so good. You have to be pulled out when you go in. Then you will sleep in the pit."

When Qin Shou heard this, he was a little speechless.

Two chubby guys stood and the other lay down, staring at them for a long time with big eyes. Finally, the big fat cat said, "You said you are the eldest brother, you are protecting me. You can't even pull me out now, right?"

Qin Shou was afraid of this lazy guy, so he pulled the big fat cat out of the hole and asked, "How many years have you been here?"

The big fat cat said angrily: "Don't insult me? You can say I'm lazy, but you can't say I've been lying there for so many years?"

Qin Shou asked in wonder, "Then what should I ask?"
Chapter completed!
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