Chapter 398 Taiyi is a joke
This person is no one else, but the two pillars of the demon clan heavenly court, Donghuang Taiyi!
Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said, "I don't know if it's okay to do stocks..."
Ahem...
Jade Emperor, Taibai Jinxing, was directly coughed by the words of Donghuang Taiyi. A great emperor actually said such words! A great emperor, who invested in a bathhouse, and still had to invest in a dry stock? Is this guy shameless?
Taibai Jinxing even doubted whether this guy was a scattered man and suppressed half of the sky. Could it be that Di Jun's other son pretended to be?
The Jade Emperor coughed dryly and said, "This...you know, rabbits eat every day, and the expenses are high. There are women and servants at home...it probably doesn't cost much. They invest in dry stocks..."
Donghuang Taiyi also saw the meaning of Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing, but he didn't care. Instead, he said with confidence: "I am a great emperor! I'm a big man, can I get in vain? If I don't say anything else, I'll say one thing, who in the heavenly court dares not give me face and go to the moon to take a bath? By the way, what card did you say before that rabbit sells?"
Taibai Jinxing immediately replied: "VIP card."
Dong Huang Taiyi slapped the table and said, "Yes! That's the stomach cancer fart! At that time, everyone will get a figure and kick it out if they don't do it..."
Hearing this, Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing were covered in cold sweat on their foreheads. They now understand a little why the demon clan's heaven was once glorious and was finally over. Most of the time, they were played with by this guy...
Kunpeng, the great butler of the Demon Clan Heavenly Court, couldn't listen anymore and said, "This... you should have time to chat with the rabbit alone. But I suggest that you still invest and invest, which will not cost a lot of money."
Donghuang Taiyi touched his chin and looked at the roof with his eyes squinted, as if he was thinking about something.
After a while, Donghuang Taiyi asked, "It really... Isn't it cost to use a lot of money?"
The demon master Kunpeng nodded and said, "The moon is barren after all, and no matter how hard it is, it is limited. It will definitely not cost much money."
Bang!
Donghuang Taiyi suddenly turned around and patted the Jade Emperor on the shoulder!
The Jade Emperor looked at him squintly and asked, "What are you doing?"
Donghuang Taiyi laughed and said, "Fellow Daoist, we are so familiar with each other, can we borrow some money?"
puff!
Taibai Jinxing, who secretly drank water, almost sprayed a sip of water on the face of the demon master Kunpeng!
The demon master Kunpeng rubbed his eyebrows. Obviously, he couldn't stand the behavior of Donghuang Taiyi. It was too embarrassing! The dignified emperor, the master of heaven and earth, is not the only one of the two masters now! The master of half of the country!
Then you invest in a bathhouse and have to borrow it from another emperor!
Too embarrassing...
So if Kunpeng quickly spoke, "Emperor, that... this money is really not much, you don't need to borrow it."
Donghuang Taiyi looked at him squintedly and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you sure there aren't many?"
Kunpeng nodded vigorously and said, "It's really not much!"
Dong Huang Taiyi slapped his chair and said, "Okay! You paid for that money, no more!"
puff!
Taibai Venus's second saliva was sprayed out again...
Dong Huang Taiyi looked at Taibai Jinxing with disgust, and then said to the Jade Emperor: "Whale Spirit?"
Jade Emperor: "@#%¥…"
The Jade Emperor didn't want to talk nonsense with Donghuang Taiyi, so he changed the topic and said: "What do you think about Taibai Jinxing and Rabbit?"
Taibai Jinxing said: "It is insulting to bathe with a female fairy. Moreover, even if he could bathe with a female fairy in the past, it would be considered a rabbit. If it were a group of big men, I'm afraid the female fairy would disagree. So, this should be a scam... Well... maybe the rabbit is short of money, right?"
The Jade Emperor smiled and said nothing. He looked at Donghuang Taiyi, as if he said again, you are like a rabbit, you are a poor guy!
The guy Donghuang Taiyi squatted on the throne, eating melon seeds, his eyes as if they were equipped with filters, directly filtering the Jade Emperor's eyes, and spitting melon seeds casually and said, "I want me to tell you, this rabbit is quite business-minded! Our demon clan has always lacked money. I will give him a God of Wealth to work, and maybe I can get rid of poverty. Alas... I'll just say that, old demon, you can arrange this matter!"
Taibai Venus: "…#32%#¥…”
If the demon master Kunpeng looked helpless and speechless, he silently wrote something in the notebook.
Taibai Jinxing went over and took a look, and saw that it said: "Miss Di Jun..."
Taibai Jinxing glanced at Kunpeng with quite sympathy, and then went to stay there honestly.
Donghuang Taiyi suddenly glanced at the demon master Kunpeng and said, "Hey? Old demon, what bad water are you holding in there? Do you know what the rabbit is thinking about?"
The demon master Kunpeng took a deep breath, calmed the waves in his heart, and then said: "Emperor, actually His Majesty the Jade Emperor should have understood what the rabbit is doing, right? His Majesty?"
Taiyi of Donghuang looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Do you understand? Tell me?"
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing. The black mirror invaded, and the world was not peaceful everywhere. At this time, logically speaking, every household closed its doors and opened the formation to resist any possible attacks. But this rabbit went the other way and started a business, and it was a very awkward business. This was a very problematic. I believe everyone had seen the rabbit. Although it was naughty and his brain was not on the same line as everyone, he was definitely not a fool..."
Everyone nodded one after another, and the demon master Kunpeng said: "According to my investigation, although that guy made a lot of trouble, he has never suffered any losses."
The Jade Emperor continued to nod and said, "That's right... So, he did the opposite at this time, not closing the door or building walls, but opening the door to do business, not in fact to make money."
Everyone was stunned!
The Jade Emperor continued: "He just wanted to keep the moon popular... The moon was far away from the heavenly court. What happened? In theory, someone would help the heavenly court. But after all, it was a bit far away. Some emergencies were inevitable. So the rabbit simply made such an excuse to fool people on the moon. If something really happened, he could have a way to take care of it."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone suddenly realized.
Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said, "The problem is that this dead rabbit tricked people up. If something really happens, who will help him? It would be nice if he doesn't help him destroy the house."
The Jade Emperor said: "It depends on his ability... If everyone finds that they have not been deceived after they go, so what if they help him?"
Chapter completed!